Emotionally Online
Maddie Dragsbaek · Maddie Dragsbaek and Meg Ruocco
Show overview
Emotionally Online has been publishing since 2022, and across the 4 years since has built a catalogue of 174 episodes, alongside 1 trailer or bonus episode. That works out to roughly 190 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.
Episodes typically run an hour to ninety minutes — most land between 53 min and 1h 13m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. None of the episodes are flagged explicit by the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Society & Culture show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 2 days ago, with 33 episodes already out so far this year. Published by Maddie Dragsbaek and Meg Ruocco.
From the publisher
A weekly slumber party for heart to hearts and hot gossip hosted by Maddie Dragsbaek. Emotionally Online airs twice a week with the main slumber party happening on Thursdays and then every Tuesday, we're joined by Meg Ruocco for an episode of the Pumpcast where we're rewatching and recapping Vanderpump Rules from start to finish. Come for the goss, stay for the girls!!
Latest Episodes
View all 174 episodesok which one of you wrote tom sandoval scat fan fiction? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 8
i want you to be authentic... but only if you're authentic like me – ep. 156
a lap dance, some tequila, and the TRUTH | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 7
when did dating become so transactional? – ep. 155
*rips shirt off* dude i'm so straight, i didn't even know you could be gay | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 6
you can't be in your 30s and negging women on dating apps oh my god – ep. 154
doing burlesque for your boss while he eats a boob cake? call HR now | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 5
get bitchier or die trying – ep. 153
just f*ck and forget about it! it's the tom sandoval way! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 4
Ep 164stop ditching your friends for mediocre men – ep. 152
the bailing epidemic has hit lover girls hq! in today's episode, we're talking about culotte spring, ditching your besties for mediocre men (boo!), fetishization in dating, and finding your purpose and belonging in this crazy world!! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: [email protected] podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/
Ep 163ask me anything: my chungus chopped unc went in for a kiss | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 3
it's incredible the access we have to the english language... in today's episode, we're going to lake arrowhead! stassi's family is here! tears are shed! a star is born! and scheana has no feet, teeth, OR EYES! how can we ever predict what's coming next? 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: [email protected] podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/
Ep 162can you ever really be friends with your ex? – ep. 151
a big audience submission ep! and today we're getting to the bottom of the age old questions: can you ever really be friends with your ex? what counts as emotional cheating? is it ok to slow fade a new friendship that just isn't it? is it weird that i felt weird seeing my ex get married even though i've moved on? you have questions, i have opinions! let's get into it! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: [email protected] podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/
Ep 161tattoo your ex girlfriends name, let your bully win, and get bubbafied NOW | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 2
the bubbafication of tom schwartz will be studied for millenniums... in today's episode, jax is getting stassi's name tattooed, scheana is injured again, her beef with stassi hits a breaking point, tom is still making an ikea table, and road rage is abundant! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: [email protected] podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/
Ep 160skinny psychosis and a worldwide ozempic prescription – ep. 150
what an insane week to be on the internet! we're talking red carpet influencers, taylor frankie paul and the bachelorette, and the skinny psychosis overtaking the entire world... strap in lover girls, we're ranting! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – oscars red carpet influencer drama 21:00 – taylor frankie paul and the bachelorette fall out 28:47 – skinny psychosis and a worldwide ozempic prescription 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: [email protected] podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/
Ep 159a threat from jax taylor to start our day | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 1
we're back for season two! with another cast endorsement laced with thinly veiled threats... we see right through it, jax. today, we're talking about scheana and her tooth, tom getting caught cheating already, kristen on thin ice at SUR, and a birthday party gone wrong (as usual). TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – your votes are in for season one! 06:57 – we needed podcast advice... 08:02 – ...so we asked jax taylor! 12:02 – SUR is catering a housewives party! 19:25 – scheana and stassi are beefing again 25:30 – hitting the bar post-catering ft. kicked out kristen 27:10 – kristen thinks they're all sheeple 28:35 – tom cheated on kristen in vegas... 30:12 – scheana and pandora are shopping with lisa! 33:02 – jax apologizes to stassi's dad 38:14 – kristen gets suspended from SUR 42:25 – da boys are working out 44:10 – when are we gonna talk about the cheating, TOM??? 47:32 – learning more about vegas girl... 49:25 – two dumb bitches telling each other exactly 50:20 – scheana and pandora's bday lunch! 53:07 – scheana and stassi squash the beef? maybe? 55:07 – kristen's attitude being discussed by 30 people at lunch 57:52 – stassi's world domination 58:49 – scheana and pandora's birthday party out at the bars 01:03:17 – stassi, kristen, and katie vs. scheana on the balcony 01:07:15 – shay and schwartz are fighting??? hello??? 01:08:49 – yelling about scheana propaganda outside the bar 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: [email protected] podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/
Ep 158influencers absolutely SHOULD speak on politics (ft. meg) – ep. 149
you can do it! you're so smart! in today's episode, we're talking about that viral podcast clip about why "influencers shouldn't speak on politics", the anti-literacy argument that set me off last week, and the ethics of jealousy! and meg's here! let's get into it! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – this is gonna ruin the tour 04:05 – my birthday! we had a wig night out! 11:45 – i hate the glambot 19:08 – you're making an anti-literacy argument! snap out of it! 37:03 – influencers absolutely SHOULD speak on politics 59:58 – the ethics of jealousy 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: [email protected] podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/
Ep 157a summer of cheating and peteritas (ft. tina and jessie) | pumpcast szn 1 reunion!
the summer's over... but it's still hot at SUR! today, we're joined by tina vlamis and jessie maye christopher to discuss the reunion drama and recap the highs and lows of season one of vanderpump rules. we did it! our first season! binge away! ✨ jessie's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jessiemayechristopher/ ✨ tina's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itstinacolada/ ✨ tina's tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@itstinacolada ✨ tina's podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/1WhvTBgObTX40Ib2NyIbzT?si=a344d4da0c6e403b TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – introducing our guest bartenders! 02:30 – making a peterita 07:08 – we saw tom sandoval irl... 11:33 – andy cohen is here and he's getting to the bottom of it! 12:39 – lisa, the producer 14:32 – lisa's unexplainable closeness with her staff 27:01 – everyone is currently working at sur... including jax 31:34 – life at sur post-show premiere 32:47 – the vibe of this reunion is... different than the rest 36:36 – brandi vs. scheana 42:33 – stassi admits she was threatened by scheana 45:45 – a defense of stassi schroeder 49:33 – the seven shots that shook this podcast 53:15 – domestic violence allegations and admissions 57:57 – the frank timeline and emotional cheating 01:02:17 – katie and kristen's protection of jax 01:05:39 – playing sleepover games with the cast 01:17:36 – vanderpump rules and jersey shore comparisons 01:24:29 – the vegas drama 01:28:50 – using laura-leigh to make stassi jealous 01:30:25 – the TRUTH about laura-leigh's movie role 01:36:02 – stassi's evil texts to laura-leigh 01:38:30 – tom lived with... high schoolers? 01:41:38 – kristen still banging on about the ex-twins from the photoshoot 01:43:18 – was frank a pawn to lisa? 01:44:02 – jax is HEARTBROKEN that frank met stassi's parents 01:45:24 – stassi and frank got back together after filming 01:47:11 – breaking up with laura-leigh at AA 01:49:48 – we need to see those therapy notes 01:53:44 – are you a pathological liar, jax? 01:55:27 – so let's talk about the big cheating scandal here 01:58:47 – it's literally 11pm 02:01:45 – so... stassi was right! 02:05:56 – who were your favs and least favs of the season? 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: [email protected] podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/
Ep 156jax taylor only tells the truth if it means he can have more attention | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 8
it's the season one finale! and jax is finally telling the TRUTH... in today's episode we're talking about the iconic season one SUR photoshoot, laura-leigh's breakout role in we're the millers, and finally getting to the bottom to the cheating scandal that rocked the cheating restaurant. 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – let me speak to lisa vanderpump's social media manager 04:02 – call in! leave us voicemails! 06:21 – scolding jax at bark n bitches, of course 10:49 – laura-leigh booked a MOVIE!!!!!! 15:36 – sandoval is at band rehearsal and kristen is calling him STRESSED 18:00 – kristen and stassi finally talk it out... 22:14 – SUR photoshoot time!!! villa rosa!!! 23:54 – lisa's closet is the hannah montana closet 25:49 – STASSI WENT ON A DATE WITH FRANK AT VILLA BLANCA??? 28:22 – the summers ended but it's still hot at SUR 29:45 – jax calls out stassi for still dating frank 32:23 – ken, the catatonic pervert 33:16 – jax is going to therapy? maybe? 40:02 – SUR photoshoot day two! 41:07 – does the word curvy mean anything at all in this universe? 44:37 – katie wants the couple trio to reunite... get back with jax! 45:14 – where we'll be in a year 46:07 – the scheana and brandi timeline 49:35 – scheana and stassi are making out? for some reason? 50:31 – it's the photoshoot after party! and jax is quitting! 54:09 – jax finally tells stassi the truth... 59:34 – jax loops the rest of SUR in on THE TRUTH... 01:01:10 – why didn't you just tell us? we could've helped you lie! 01:03:33 – it's stassi time now! she's free! 01:04:04 – AND THAT'S SEASON ONE BABY!!! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: [email protected] podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/
Ep 155your horny movie did not have to be wuthering heights – ep. 148
i've read your messages... i went and saw wuthering heights... and unsurprisingly, i have a lot of thoughts! and my criticism spares no one lol lovers and haters of this movie alike, i have some words for you! we're also chatting about divaphobes, mormon soaking as foreplay, and walking the line between indulging in beauty and accepting yourself as you are. TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – so many divaphobes! 18:55 – let's talk about wuthering heights... 41:21 – mormon soaking as foreplay 44:28 – beauty, comparison, and self-acceptance 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: [email protected] podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/
Ep 154you think ur ex sucks? he broke up with her at an AA meeting | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 7
in today's episode, we're watching the wheels slowly start to fall off and by that i mean, jax is breaking up with laura leigh at her AA meeting, stassi's on the verge of being fired from jobs she's barely even doing, and sandoval isn't vabbing but god, he wishes that he could. i mean surely, this qualifies jax taylor to be in the worst man hall of fame? (he has hundreds of submissions, he holds a world record maybe) TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – tom sandoval WISHES he could vab 06:25 – getting your first big girl job and realizing you actually have to show up when things suck 11:16 – laura-leigh and jax are at a sauna shop? 18:07 – stassi has a new dog and her and frank? OFFICIALLY done. 19:41 – why do we care about what jax is doing? 21:05 – laura-leigh thanks jax for helping her stay sober... 26:03 – lisa is throwing a dinner party and needs her best servers! 27:04 – the girls are at the pool and the tension is HIGH 28:15 – scheana wants to be liked more than she wants to breathe 29:57 – the most passive aggressive friend group you've ever met 32:21 – jax breaks up with laura-leigh at alcoholics anonymous 41:10 – lisa and pandora are threatening stassi... 46:36 – da boys are at the park? maybe working out? and talking dating with leading expert, jax taylor 53:00 – stassi and laura-leigh go head to head at SUR 58:35 – sandoval playing dress up for 2 minutes 59:50 – scheana can't work the party because brandy's gonna be there... 01:02:40 – jax wants to win stassi back... 01:05:25 – laura-leigh WILL NOT BE GHOSTED 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: [email protected] podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/