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Emergency Podcast! (An Austin FC Podcast)

Emergency Podcast! (An Austin FC Podcast)

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Episode 59: Max Bretos Needs a Cowboy Hat But Doesn't Want to Look Too Much Like a Tourist Getting One Emergency

In this episode, Phil West talks to Max Bretos about announcing the All-Star Game for Sirius XM FC, his work with Apple TV and how this season has been from his perspective, which All-Stars from both leagues excite him the most, what he thinks of Austin this season, what barbecue he's enjoyed and should try next, and where he's planning to get a cowboy hat in Austin. (Also, this is unique among Emergency Podcasts in not having even a brief cold open or a hearty hello.)

Jul 20, 202531 min

Episode 58: 30-Foot-Tall MLS Soccer Ball at the Domain Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West talk about all the pre-All-Star Game events around Austin, including a very big ball (and two people you know quite well) at the Domain, share a preview of a Max Bretos interview which will go up on this feed on Sunday, talk about the most recent two Austin FC matches (including some very spicy comments about refereeing), and touch on the current 8-8-6 record and that's eerily identical to last year's record after 22 matches.

Jul 19, 202544 min

Episode 57: Soccer Celebration Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chiullán talks to MLS/MexTour PR tour de force Gabe Gabor about the upcoming Soccer Celebration in Austin this weekend, leading into the 2025 All-Star Game — starting with Verde All Day being snubbed for the media Goalie Wars competition but also getting into the fun things you get to do.

Jul 19, 202533 min

Episode 56: Maybe There a Monkey's Paw in the Mail Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West wonder whether they're personally responsible for cursing Austin FC, get into the amazing U.S. Open Cup triumph over San Jose, discuss how many points Verde should get from their next three matches, talk about how interesting Owen Wolff has become, and dip a bit into All-Star talk (which includes annoucement of a fun Monday night event).

Jul 12, 202546 min

Episode 55: A Seven-Year-Old Interviews Austin FC Players at an H-E-B Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West break down crucial information that the newest, youngest member of Austin FC's press corps uncovered, talk about the upcoming matches with LAFC (league match) and San Jose (Open Cup), provide some VerDos updates after a 4-1 win over LAFC 2 (we like that familiar scoreline), commisserate about Club World Cup and Gold Cup knockouts that pained us, muse on future matches, remember Diogo Jota, share some All-Star jersey news, and then give you a date to save during All-Star Week.

Jul 5, 202542 min

Episode 54: Broken Sandals and Glorious Grass Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West discuss the Club World Cup grass at Lumen Field reportedly being allowed to stay for the Austin FC-Seattle Sounders match, Phil having to replace his beloved Chaco sandals that survived him accidentally stepping on a flare during the Diego Fagundez farewell party at Hopsquad, how long Austin FC can keep their winning ways going, why Phil might be kind of horrible regarding a certain kind of "fans in the stands" phenomenon, updates on the latest Summer of Soccer, and, of course, the All-Star Game roster and the Austin FC players chosen for it.

Jun 28, 202545 min

Episode 53: Smothered, Covered, Diced, Capped, and Topped Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West talk about Moisés' Sunday morning trip to Waffle House, the Club World Cup, the Gold Cup, Clint Dempsey talking to Roger Bennett, and they get in a little Austin FC talk as well. (Summer!)

Jun 22, 202550 min

Episode 52: Visions of a Towering Yeti Tumbler Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West talk about a new Yeti cup that Austin FC fans of soda and possibly even cold brew might be interested in, the 2-0 win over the Rapids and its odd array of xG numbers, the upcoming matches against the Red Bulls and Sounders, a look back at fan and player political expression in 2020 and 2021 and what we might expect now that the first supporters' group protest banner of 2025 has emerged, musings about the upcoming All-Star Game in Austin (and whether Lionel Messi will be part of it), and thoughts about second-team players who might someday get first-team minutes as Austin works through all its short-term agreement options.

Jun 14, 202553 min

Episode 51: Trapped In a San Antonio Car Show Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West discuss Phil's accidentally car show-adjacent get away to San Antonio, where he partook of Austin FC's latest loss to San Diego. They come to bury May, not to praise it, before looking ahead to what June will bring and fantasizing about what Kervin "Tuti" Andrade could bring to the Verde offense. There's also a special guest appearance from a voice you recognize.

Jun 7, 20251h 2m

Episode 50: There's a Car in My Face Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West start by talking about how Moisés almost ran over Phil on the way to Wednesday night's storm-adjacent match, discuss what a fourth straight draw means for Austin FC heading into Saturday's match in San Diego, ponder the beginning of All-Star Game Voting Season, share some locker room audio from Ilie Sánchez and Brad Stuver, and close by talking about three weekend matches that have mostly nothing to do with Verde.

May 31, 20251h 0m

Episode 49: No End to the Hypotheticals Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West reveal where their attention was drawn in the middle of the Austin-Houston Open Cup match, ponder the remainder of the May schedule as well as all that's coming in June and July, conflate superhero lore with Austin FC analysis, provide some not-so-happy historical perspective, and briefly acknowledge Nicky Beloko's existence, but spend more time talking about Lumen Field during the Club World Cup.

May 24, 202552 min

Episode 48: Ilie Held a Masterclass and We Just Had to Share It Emergency

In this episode, Phil West and Moisés Chiullán take you into the Austin FC locker room where captain Ilie Sánchez surprised us with a short and poignant lesson on the 2025 season and how Austin is progressing. This is the first time we've done something like this, but it certainly may not be the last.

May 22, 202514 min

Episode 47: Dizzy and Dehydrated in the Middle of May Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West talk about a hypothetical security guard at Walmart for soccer reasons, explore why Austin FC is straight up not having a good time having gone 1-4-2 in their last seven league matches, talk about how Phil watched Austin getting scored on 12 times "for fun," and talk about upcoming matches before wrapping up with a concerning situation in Nashville.

May 17, 202545 min

Episode 46: Impromptu Obscure Open Cup Trivia Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West (with Phil recording from a hotel in San Antonio) reflect on Austin FC's near-disaster against El Paso Locomotive FC in U.S. Open Cup play, discuss the upcoming match against FC Cincinnati, ponder lineup possibilities in future weeks given how long certain players remained on the field last Wednesday, touch on the other upcoming match against Atlanta, and give you several watch options for upcoming away matches. Oh, and Moisés starts the episode testing Phil on his Open Cup knowledge.

May 10, 202544 min

Episode 45: A Bad Enough Loss to Declare This a Quasi-Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West eschew watching what turns out to be possibly the worst MLS match of the year to poke gentle fun at DFW's newest soccer team and its complicated crest, and then turn their attention to Saturday's 3-0 loss to Minnesota United FC, reveal some behind-the-scenes observations about the post-match press conference and locker room vibes, and offer some perspective going forward. (If you want to feel better about things, or if you just want to feel like you're not alone in your frustration, you'll want to listen to this one.)

May 5, 202559 min

Episode 44: Apprecitement and Excapprehension Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West declare T.S. Eliot wrong and contend that May is the cruelest month with its massive slate of matches, Phil goes through some game show questions and predicts the team's May record, they share initial thoughts about Robert Taylor coming to the team, fret about Minnesota United FC's talent, and finish out with some happy club news as well as a travel report from Moises' trip to Houston.

May 3, 202543 min

Episode 43: Duran Duran is Cleft in Twain Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West muse on Robert Taylor and '80s music (and the tenuous connection hatched in Phil's brain), actually discuss how Robert Taylor might make an impact on his new club, marvel at the Houston Dynamo's current injury list, celebrate CJ Fodrey's extension, and talk a little field tilt as Austin FC's paradoxical (but winning) season rolls on (and as the MLS Power Rankings continue to be perplexed by what they're doing).

Apr 26, 202547 min

Episode 42: Scared Ad Boards Don't Advertise Things Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West talk not too painfully about last weekend's 5-1 debacle and where Verde goes from here, gives some vague hints about just how good the tifo at the Galaxy match is going to be, pay tribute to a fan we lost this past week, discuss why Verde need to win their next two matches, and close with Phil workshopping a nickname for a new rivalry that amped up a level.

Apr 19, 202539 min

Episode 41: Very Nearly Supporters' Shield Leaders If Things Just Break Right Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West get nerdy on the completely reasonable series of events vaulting Verde to the top of the league, discuss their upcoming marquee match against Vancouver, miss Vanni Sartini, discuss Austin's playoff chances now that the team's banked 13 points in their first seven matches, celebrate Riley Thomas, and bring in a special guest with a score prediction.

Apr 12, 202544 min

Episode 40: A Soccer Player Made in a Lab Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West talk about Austin FC's three-match win streak, why getting closer to goal to take shots might work out better for them, why they like Brendan Hines-Ike and Myrto Uzuni so much, what they expect in the rematch with Phil Neville's Portland Timbers, and the VerDos match next Friday you might want to consider going to see.

Apr 5, 202540 min

Episode 39: I Immediately Have to Celebrate in Thierry Henry's Personal Space Emergency

n this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West discuss León's weird omission from the Club World Cup, Austin FC's small (not big or particularly breaking) reveal about the 2025 All-Star Game, the upcoming match against San Diego FC and only having one healthy center back (which we're totally not worried about), no goals scored from open play in four matches (which we're totally not worried about), and what might be troubling Dani Pereira.

Mar 22, 202533 min

Episode 38: Decidedly Unworried About All These Concerns Not Quite Rising to the Level of Emergency

This week, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West are not worried about the Mikkel Desler injury, or no goals from open play from Austin FC in the first three matches, or the early working theory about 2025 Dani Pereira, or the match at LAFC on Saturday, or last night's VerDos match that ended like a certain first-team match from a couple of weeks ago, or the great emotional attachment people seem to have with their Whataburger, but they might be a little concerned about whether or not the sandwich artists at Thundercloud can get it together for people who just want to adhere to arcane Lenten dietary requirements.

Mar 15, 202546 min

Episode 37: This 17-Goal Pace is Leading Me to Make a Beeline to Whataburger Emergency

Moisés Chiullán and Phil West ponder whether Whataburger is a sad food or a celebration food, before getting into the unfortunate result against Portland, the dearth of scoring (so far), the upcoming match against the Rapids, and the start of the 2025 season for Austin FC II. Also, remember to turn your clocks forward on Sunday to begin with what Moisés depicts as the tyranny of Daylight Saving Time.

Mar 8, 202540 min

Episode 36: More Than 1,000 Hours of Painting and Sewing and Whatnot Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West discuss the first tifo of 2025 and the first regular season match of 2025, cover the dearth of shots on target in the first match, expunge some of the demons from last season, look ahead to the upcoming match at Portland and a big watch party, and finally project performances for the first seven matches of the season and establish the harbingers of success, which involve a gala and kittens.

Mar 1, 202547 min

Episode 35: Joe Lowery Thinks San Diego FC Might Be Pretty Good Emergency

In this special episode, Phil West hangs out with Joe Lowery (of Backheeled and Total Soccer Show fame), talking about San Diego FC's surprising opening weekend win and why that might not be much of a surprise, some of MLS' better storylines as its 30th season gets underway, along with a Phoenix-eye view of what Austin FC's done this offseason and how it might translate to 2025. At the very end, a special guest laments the lack of Whitecaps coverage.

Feb 26, 202543 min

Episode 34: Pronunciation Guide Emergency

This week, Moy-SESS Chiullán and fill-EEP West share their new Austin FC pronunciation guide supercut, discuss the Thursday night kit release party, look back on Saturday's preseason match, look ahead to the opener against Sporting Kansas City this coming Saturday, ponder Myrto Uzuni's fitness, and even drop some hints about the tifo you'll soon see unfurled in Q2 Stadium.

Feb 16, 202545 min

Episode 33: Oleksandr Svatok's Anger Is Already in Mid-Season Form Emergency

On this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West discuss Oleksandr Svatok's scuffle with Diego Fagundez, the two viewable Coachella Valley Invitational matches, Besard Sabovic's arrival, Myrto Uzuni's delay, Mikkel Desler's absence, and the approaching official kit launch.

Feb 9, 202537 min

Episode 32: They Let Us Talk to Nico Estevez Emergency

Moisés Chiullán and Phil West got an audience with Austin FC head coach Nico Estévez, with the topics ranging from "formations aren't real" to the role of fullbacks to his work with his assistant coaches and what the transition's been like going from FC Dallas to the U.S. Men's National Team to Austin FC in less than a year.

Jan 29, 202528 min

Episode 31: Annual Ridiculous Kit Leak Emergency (The Emergency Tradition We Love)

Moisés Chiullán and Phil West — they built this podcast! They built this podcast on ridiculous kit leaks! (cue the synths) ... and another one befell Austin FC this week. They discuss a certain Austin influencer who released the Electric Watermelon Kit into the wild, plus the Myrto Uzuni and Besard Sabovic signings, the apparent strategy to [eschew] a true No. 10 in favor of a boatload of 6s and 8s, photos from preseason, and exciting new developments about Verde All Day, plus the usual array of suspect pop culture references.

Jan 25, 202550 min

Episode 30: Driussi, Dubersarsky, Uzuni with Tiger, and a Mowed Lawn Electric Watermelon Emergency

This week, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West give you a brief glimpse behind the curtain, and then dive into all the news, including Sebastián Driussi's move to River Plate, the Nicolás Dubersarsky signing, the all-but-official Myrto Uzuni signing, plus "an exclusive interview with Austin FC sporting director Rodolfo Borrell," some formation contemplation and musings on the new home kit leak and why it might be better than that one photo has led you to believe.

Jan 18, 202548 min

Episode 29: We Have 2024 Green Smoke but No 2025 Green Smoke As of Yet Emergency

Moisés Chiullán and Phil West record their first podcast of 2025, delving into the Brandon Vàzquez rumor, the Ilie Sánchez signing, the Besard Šabović rumor (including a fun fact about his reality TV past), discussion of outgoing VerDos players, and a little bit of discussion about what the new home kit might include in its design.

Jan 4, 202534 min

Episode 28: We Officially Have 34 More Matches to Worry About Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West look at Austin FC's 2025 schedule and discuss what immediately jumps out to them, including seven league matches in the month of May alone. They also talk about Verde's three new assistant coaches who are all 30somethings, Spanish, and attractive, and talk about about the league just casually dropping each team's GAM totals as if to mock all the hard-working nerds that had been calculating their favorite club's GAM themselves. They also talk about a possible new VerDos signing named Vlad. (Also, there's news of a survey to come and a possible change with the start of the new year; look to Verde All Day for that survey soon.)

Dec 20, 202451 min

Episode 27: Turns Out Fire on a Boat is Not Really an Emergency

Moisés Chuillán and Phil West, recently back on land after a boat ride on Lady Bird Lake with Austin FC fans, talk about possible free agent pickups for Verde, MLS Cup and the regrettable Riqui Puig injury, the upcoming San Diego FC expansion draft (including brief mourning of Austin FC's expansion draft choices), and what MLS Commissioner Don Garber recently said about changes that may or may not come to the league, Leagues Cup, and scheduling in the upcoming World Cup year. They also give music recommendations hatched on that boat ride.

Dec 7, 20241h 0m

Episode 26: Mailbag Stuffed Like a Turkey Emergency

Moisés Chuillán and Phil West were thrilled with your mailbag questions and answered a number of them (with others answered in a written format you'll see Thanksgiving morning). They also discussed some transfer rumors that probably won't come to fruition, a fun MLS Playoffs that is now featuring one of the four teams you expected to still be in it, and then, if your heart can take it, the cutest seven-year-old on the planet dunking on what deserves to be dunked on. (It runs in the family!)

Nov 28, 20241h 31m

Episode 25: Four Senior Roster Spots Open and One of Us Is Doing Impressions Emergency

Moisés Chiullán and Phil West check back in after several weeks away, discussing the roster moves that Austin FC has made, and what's left to be done to finish the project of making the 2025 roster. Also, Verde probably needs a striker, so they entertain the Marvin Ducksch rumor and weigh whether German Budget Chicho Arango is the move. Also, one of us does some impressions you may or may not enjoy. Only one way to find out.

Nov 16, 202453 min

Episode 24: New Coach Emergency

This week, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West are back and discussing Austin FC's new coach, the Berhalter-adjacent Spaniard who was most recently at FC Dallas. After pondering that, including Phil recalling a weird interview experience from 2022, they get into the four player renewals that also dominated the week's Austin FC news, and what might be next from the offseason advent calendar.

Oct 28, 20241h 16m

Episode 23: Needing New Outro Cue Emergency

For Austin FC fans, as Moisés Chiullán and Phil West discuss, life after Josh Wolff meant a Rodolfo Borrell press conference where he touched on the new coaching search, who will serve as interim, what will happen with some current players, and other miscellaneous ponderings about the future. For Emergency Podcast, we're looking for now outro cue ideas now that we've retired the "Where's Phil?" clip.

Oct 8, 202442 min

Episode 22: The Actual Emergency We've Been Waiting For

It happened. Moisés Chiullán and Phil West discuss Josh Wolff's dismissal from Austin FC, the vibes in recent press conferences, and what comes next.

Oct 6, 202420 min

Episode 21: Prelude to an Emergency Podcast Emergency

This week, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West lament the state of things for Austin FC, who are not officially mathematically eliminated from the playoffs just yet but about as close as you can be to that. They contemplate the future, and then because it's more fun to talk about, get into Austin FC II's playoff chances (which exist).

Sep 29, 202445 min

Episode 20: 4% Chance of Making the Playoffs Emergency

In this episode, Moisés Chuillán and Phil West serve two masters: An Austin FC II team who looks as if it could possibly make the playoffs, and an Austin FC team whose playoff odds have dwindled to 4% on Saturday night according to one nerdy site. They talk about VerDos' win over DynamoDos and Verde's loss to Toronto FC, ponder Josh Wolff's future, and do way more examination of the MLS Next Pro table than you've done lately.

Sep 16, 20241h 7m

Episode 19: Lots to Fret About Emergency

Moisés Chiullan and Phil West indulge in a little bit of happiness about how the Austin FC match against Nashville went before delving into issues that have come to light in the loss to Vancouver. Those included the resultant gloomier playoff picture, how Sebastián Driussi hasn't scored a goal in 11 straight league matches, and why Oleksandr Svatok is still waiting to play his first MLS game. They also get into some weirdness from the Nashville match they haven't gotten to explore yet.

Sep 3, 20241h 3m

Episode 18: It's Hot Out Emeregency

Heat is one of the topics of the day, as it typically is in August in Austin, especially for one Oleksandr Svatok. In this episode, Moisés Chiullan and Phil West talk about Svatok's acclimation to the heat (as well as when he might play), Brendan Hines-Ike's intriguing comments on how Verde defends, and since there's finally a game to talk about again, they delve into Nashville SC a bit. Also: toenails and hot wings!

Aug 24, 202445 min

Episode 17: We Fixed Leagues Cup But That Means We're Still Talking About Leagues Cup Emergency

After a brief hiatus to coincide with Austin FC's exit from Leagues Cup, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West are back with some Leagues Cup observations, including ways to make the tournament shorter, better, and partially hosted by Mexican teams. They also walk through each of Austin FC's last nine games to predict whether or not the team makes the playoffs, and assess the summer transfer window even though it ended a little underwhelmingly.

Aug 16, 20241h 2m

Episode 16: Two Leagues Cup Wins and Five Dogs In This House Emergency

It's a quasi-emergency for Moisés Chiullán and Phil West, who decided to record on a Wednesday following Austin FC's Leagues Cup victories against Pumas UNAM and CF Monterrey. They discuss what this means for the remainder of the regular season, what could happen in the Leagues Cup knockout rounds, what to glean from news about the player that Austin FC didn't get in the summer transfer window, and a theory on who might exit the Austin FC roster next. Also, Phil was recording in the vicinity of five dogs, so that's explored in its own inimitable way.

Aug 1, 202451 min

Episode 15: Pumas and Rayados Here for Leagues Cup Emergency

Leagues Cup is here! While that doesn't necessarily excite everyone, Moisés Chiullán and Phil West discuss Austin FC's matchups with Pumas UNAM and CF Monterrey, the controversy surrounding Leagues Cup and Open Cup and whether they can co-exist, the kerfuffle over Dani Pereira and the proposed fan boycott (and the perils of the reporter becoming part of the story), and a brief detour into Canada's soccer drones.

Jul 26, 20241h 0m

Episode 14: I Went to Frisco and All I Got Was This Red Card and This Chick-fil-A Sandwich Emergency

This week, Phil West and Moisés Chiullán discuss rough matches against Seattle Sounders FC and FC Dallas, stadium food in Frisco, things Alex Ring said (and why we still like talking to him), Osman Bukari's first experience with jollof rice in Austin, and some Wolff Out matters (but maybe not in the way that you think.)

Jul 20, 20241h 7m

Episode 13: Josh Wolff is the Last Limb on the Berhalter Coaching Tree Emergency

This week, Phil West and Moisés Chiullán talk about Austin FC's upcoming matches against Seattle Sounders FC and FC Dallas, even with the shadow of Gregg Berhalter's dismissal as the U.S. Men's National Team coach lingering over everything. They also put Gyasi Zardes in charge of a bunch of things, including fixing the U.S. Open Cup, and continue to count the days until Osman Bukari gets to play for Verde.

Jul 13, 202458 min

Episode 12: Delicious Tears of Cristiano Ronaldo Emergency

High off Portugal's exit from the Euros at the hands of their beloved France, Phil West and Moisés Chiullán discuss the recent loss to Sporting Kansas City and the offensive woes that were further revealed, what lies in wait Saturday night with Austin FC's match against NYCFC, and then they take a detour into Gregg Berhalter and the U.S. men's national team before taking further detours into clack fans and a YouTube channel run by precocious children.

Jul 6, 20241h 0m

Episode 11: Josh Wolff and Davy Arnaud in a Sauna Emergency

This week, Phil West and Moisés Chiullán talk about the Osman Bukari welcome party, how to correctly pronounce Osman Bukari, Austin nightclubs that Austin FC could use for future welcome parties, some secrets that Rodolfo Borrell divulged about acquiring the trio of new players, Josh Wolff's first rule of coaching, whether Peter Vermes might someday be coaching 11 cockroaches in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and which VerDos players might be called up now that Alonso Ramirez can't be.

Jun 28, 20241h 4m

Episode 10: Matt Hedges Is the Sex Panther of Late-Game Subs Emergency

This week, Phil West and Moisés Chiullán discuss the wisdom of going to five in the back to close out matches, Matthew McConaughey's "bottle it" tweet, Josh Wolff's need for "firepower," and share some early impressions about how Copa America might shape up.

Jun 21, 20241h 0m