#502 - Cheating Shoes, A 46% Complaint Ratio and New Year Old John
It may be a new year, but it’s an old John we find on today’s podcast...
Elis James and John Robins · BBC Radio 5 Live
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Show Notes
It may be a new year, but it’s an old John we find on today’s podcast. An attempted new year’s resolution meant the odd tear was shed, and now he’s in hell. But it’s not all bad, because he does have the cleanest crotch in show business thanks to a hand sanitiser mishap.
Spirits get lifted by a visit from our in-house statistician, our very own Andy Zaltzman, Statman Ross. He reveals that John’s Made Up Game stats are akin to those of Roger Federer, and there’s confirmation that Elis can certainly go down as one of the big 4 MUG winners of his generation. An aural heat map is drawn up of Elis’s connecting hotspots, and some geographical blind spots present themselves.
Elsewhere there are celeb call centre tales, and Dave sheds light on his brief stint as a professional Mario Kart racer.