Show overview
Edward is a Vampire launched in 2020 and has put out 51 episodes, alongside 3 trailers or bonus episodes in the time since. That works out to roughly 50 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a fortnightly cadence, with the show now in its 5th season.
Episodes typically run thirty-five to sixty minutes — most land between 53 min and 1h 4m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-US-language Comedy show.
The catalogue appears to be on hiatus or wound down — the most recent episode landed 4.9 years ago, with no new episodes in over a year. The busiest year was 2020, with 39 episodes published.
From the publisher
Was the Twilight Saga good after all? Was it as bad as we remember? We revisit the Twilight Saga books chapter-by-chapter to answer these questions, discover forgotten Twi-lore, and wonder if Bella is the hero we all deserve.
Latest Episodes
View all 51 episodesS5 Ep 5S5:E5 – Beau Dates a Creationist
EBeau Dates a Creationist Life and Death Chapters 13–15 We spend a lot of time with our vampire/human lovers in these chapters. We break down why Edyth is... hot?? And other confessions. Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey. Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co
S5 Ep 4S5:E4 – Beau Is Stable
EBeau is Stable Life and Death Chapters 10–12 Maybe this was all a mistake... Oh and this is our 50th episode! No celebration, only disappointment. Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey. Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co
S5 Ep 3S5:E3 – Beau Eats Mushroom Ravioli
EBeau Eats Mushroom Ravioli Chapters 7–9 FINALLY we visit Port Angeles for iconic scenes... reimagined? Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey. Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co
S5 Ep 2S5:E2 – Beau Isn't Carried
EBeau Isn't Carried Life and Death Chapters 4–6 Some more iconic scenes from Twilight "reimagined" in Life and Death. Featuring a classic pod-within-a-pod. Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey. Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co
S5 Ep 1S5:E1 – Beau Loves Monty Python
EBeau Loves Monty Python Life and Death: Chapters 1–3 We are BACK and ready to talk about Life and Death, the OFFICIAL gender-swapped Twilight book. What a journey it has been to take us here. Class is in session as we talk about what gender really is, duuuude. Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey. Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co
The B In Bella Stands for Big Debate
bonusEThe B In Bella Stands for Big Debate Bonus Episode We've read the books, now it's time to settle some scores. In this BONUS episode, a special guest moderator helps us tackle the hottest issues in Twilight. Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey. Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co
S4 Ep 13S4:E13 – Bella's Baby Is Horrible
ETwilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 The Movie The FINAL Twilight movie!!! With TWO special guests for this very special episode. Do we get emo? Maybe. Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey. Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co
S4 Ep 12S4:E12 – Bella Will Be Missed
EBella Will Be Missed Chapters 37–End It's our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY special and the end of the Twilight Saga. Wow, what a journey it has been. It's like we barely know Bella, ya know? Sad to see her go, but it's not the end yet. Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey. Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co
S4 Ep 11S4:E11 – Bella Celebrates Christmas
EBella Celebrates Christmas Breaking Dawn chapters 32–35 Our penultimate original saga episode featuring special guest Amy! Our most genre-bending episode yet with some greatest hits thrown in. Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey. Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co
S4 Ep 10S4:E10 – Bella Shields Herself
EBella Shields Herself Chapters 29–31 We meet new vampire friends and rediscover things about ourselves along the way. More quizzes as we reach the finish line. Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey. Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co
S4 Ep 9S4:E9 – Bella Has Her Cake And Eats It Too
EBella Has Her Cake And Eats It Too Chapters 25–27 Wow we can almost see the end. Too bad this creepy baby has taken up all the air in the room. Board game! Party? Lots happening this week. Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey. Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co
S4 Ep 8S4:E8 – Bella Never Suffers feat. Christen Stuart
EBella Never Suffers feat. Christen Stuart Chapters 22–24 We are back and on a new day! Thursdays are the new Tuesdays according to vampires. Bella continues motherhood and homeownership. Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey. Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co
S4 Ep 7S4:E7 – Bella Is A Vampire
EBella Is A Vampire Breaking Dawn Chapters 19–21 It finally happened! Just in time for Christmas, Bella is a vampire! About time, too. Topics of discussion include UV light, dust, and favorite trees. Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey. Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co
S4 Ep 6S4:E6 – Bella Releases Her Sex Tape (Part 1)
EBella Releases Her Sex Tape (Part 1) Breaking Dawn The Movie: Part 1 A confusing holiday(?) episode where we talk about Breaking Dawn Part 1 with resident movie expert Ben! We've been broken so much... almost at the end of this... Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey. Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co
S4 Ep 5S4:E5 – Bella Is Not Lizzie
EBella Is Not Lizzie Chapters 15–18 This episode... goes places. Stick through it for the wildest turn podcasting has ever taken. Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey. Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co
S4 Ep 4S4:E4 – Bella Loves Blood
EBella Loves Blood Chapters 12–14 We really rode a high the last two weeks and suddenly we're back in standard Twilight fair. It's not all rough, though. Star Wars! Honda! Memes! Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey. Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co
S4 Ep 3S4:E3 – Bella Is A Rental Movie
EBella's a Rental Movie Chapters 8–11 The mania continues as we enter Jacob Black's mind. And it's a scary place full of indecent thoughts. We were warned about these chapters, but oh boy is is a good one. Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey. Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co
S4 Ep 2S4:E2 – Bella Gets Down and Dirty
EBella Gets Down and Dirty Chapters 5–7 This! Is! It! Bella and Edward go on their honeymoon and it is just as horny as you'd imagine. Our full support is behind these chapters. Special guest joins us on this Election Day edition of the pod. Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey. Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co
S4 Ep 1S4:E1 – Bella Ties The Knot
EBella Ties The Knot Chapters 1–4 A new book brings new opportunities for Bella. Like being married and stuff. Classic Bella! Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey. Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co
S3 Ep 10S3:E10 – Bella Isn't In This One
EBella Isn't In This One The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner Did you know Steph wrote a tiny little book about a tiny little character? We did! And the reviews are in! Thanks to Tendinite for our theme song, More Whiskey. Find out more at https://edward-is-a-vampire.pinecast.co