Show overview
Earwash has been publishing since 2024, and across the 2 years since has built a catalogue of 110 episodes. That works out to roughly 15 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.
Episodes typically run under ten minutes — most land between 5 min and 9 min — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-AU-language Comedy show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 3 weeks ago, with 39 episodes already out so far this year. Published by Douglas Brooke.
From the publisher
”Earwash”, the palate cleansing podcast. Refresh your ears with an invigorating five minutes of the aural equivalent of a thorough shampooing
Latest Episodes
View all 110 episodesEpisode 162 - You Cannot Argue With Starch
Earwash Value Pack 12 - Episodes 51 - 55
Episode 161 - Earwash Turns 3!
Episode 160 - James Bondage
Earwash Value Pack 11 - Episodes 46 - 50
Episode 159 - No Worries, No Introspection
Earwash Value Pack 10 - Episodes 41 - 45
Earwash Value Pack 9 - Episodes 31 - 35
Episode 158 - The Colour of Vengeance
Earwash Value Pack 8 - Episodes 31 - 35
Ep 223Episode 157 - Protoplasmic Chocolate
EChef Ludwig Rinderkennzeichnungs-und-Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz explains exactly what happened with his restaurant's now-infamous Easter menu…
Ep 220Earwash Value Pack 7 - Episodes 27 - 30
EThis week's Earwash Value Pack has something to suit every taste, as long as you define 'every' narrowly to include only satire by AI, a critique of the nature of God, failed true crime podcasts and free-form weirdness
Ep 222Episode 156 - Cochonnerie
EAs it's Easter Sunday, Earwash is going a bit more respectable this week with an intellectually improving selection of interesting words and their definitions from Douglas's notebooks. But this being Earwash, there's also a disturbingly named cactus. Happy Easter
Ep 219Earwash Value Pack 6 - Episode 26 and the Centipede Cup
EThis week's value pack is worth its weight in centipede drumsticks, as it contains both the first appearance of Keven the Centipede and Earwash's exclusive coverage of the 2023 Centipede Cup. In other words, this is Earwash at its finest
Ep 221Episode 155 - Mr ASMR-R
EIn this week's misophonic nightmare, a new guest drops in. His name is Adrian, he makes ASMR, and he has a very gentle voice. So listen in, and be soothed by the dulcet tones of Mr A. S. M. R-R
Ep 218Earwash Value Pack 5 - Episodes 21 - 25
EWednesdays are bin night around Douglas's area, so it's only fitting that Wednesday is also the day that the Earwash value packs are dumped on your feed on Wednesdays as well. Today's torn bin bag of a podcast contains notebook nonsense, American nonsense and country music nonsense
Ep 217Episode 154 - Uncle Adolf's First Funeral
EThis week Douglas's American neighbour Jennifer answers some Emergency Questions, giving us her thoughts on the meaning of life, the funniest thing that has ever happened to her at a funeral, and her most appealing habit
Ep 216Earwash Value Pack 4 - Episodes 16 - 20
EYou can really taste the savings in this week's value pack, containing such diverse ingredients as Silverfish mating rituals, the first appearance of omni-critic Horace Perrault, and the most ominous skincare ad ever
Ep 215Episode 153 - Clam Rodeo
EThis week Douglas make another attempt at breaking into the lucrative "three guys talking about nothing" style of podcasting with a new lineup of one chef, one insect and one Douglas. I know the title of this one sounds like an innuendo but for once in the history of this podcast we have here an episode containing not a single double entendre
Ep 214Earwash Value Pack 3 - Episodes 11 - 15
EToday's value pack contains unexpected outbreaks of constitutional law, a horoscope, a country music album/Homeric epic and the beginnings of the great Earwig-Silverfish rivalry.