Ear Biscuits with Rhett & Link

You asked, we settle! This week, Rhett and Link settle your long-standing arguments you’ve had that have been tearing your relationships apart! They settle disagreements across the spectrum from hilarious to life-changing, including when a chicken ceases to be considered “raw,” the official rules of calling shotgun, & whether a couple should consider moving in together despite the family’s reservations. Plus, Rhett details his red carpet meeting with Conan O’ Brien and his wife which culminated in him dropping his pants in front of them. Read all of the arguments that were submitted on this thread! Check out Rhett's Rec of the Week and unwind at Neal.fun (not affiliated with Link Neal), including "Let's Settle This" where the internet settles long-standing internet arguments. Want to have your tweet/story/idea featured on Ear Biscuits? Follow @Mythical so you don't miss the next prompt! Also, Stevie's got a new podcast! Best Friends Back, Alright! is out now! Subscribe now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts so you never miss an episode! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rhett & Link welcome their other best friend, Gregg Hartsfield AKA the rightful owner of the bass on Good Mythical Morning, to reminisce about their college days. They swap college stories involving Gregg announcing to the entire class that he's a jackass, watching way too much Planet of the Apes and playing too much Twisted Metal, smoking only smooth cigars and way more. Plus, they check in on how the bass held up after the long trip to Washington State. Got some idea of what to put up on the wall? Send your ideas here! Watch the Bass send-off with Gregg on GMM here! Also, Stevie's got a new podcast! Best Friends Back, Alright! is out now! Subscribe now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts so you never miss an episode! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In the continuation of their series of examining their friendship throughout the years, Rhett and Link explore their awkward middle school years and discover that this was the time that they were officially regarded as a collaborative duo. They talk about first relationships, getting to leave the country for the first time through mission trips, and how this was the time in their lives that solidified their friendship forever. Watch the video of Rhett and Link's mutual first girlfriend on GMM here! Get your copy of the "Book of Mythicality" here! Also, Stevie's got a new podcast! Best Friends Back, Alright! is out now! Subscribe now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts so you never miss an episode! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Now it’s Link’s turn to revisit his deconstruction since their groundbreaking episode almost 3 years ago. In this episode, Link discusses struggling with feeling like he’s not a good person, and overcoming those feelings by finding peace in silence and putting his mental health as a top priority. Rhett and Link also discuss the problems with “progressive Christianity” and how their journey for self-enlightenment and ultimate truth is never ending. Plus, Link describes an unusual encounter with a Mythical Beast out in the wild. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, Rhett revisits his deconstruction for the second year in a row. He discusses buying a study Bible to revisit his feelings on his Christianity, as well as other literature that has helped him reshape the way he views faith, as well as helped him find truth and meaning, and why they’re different. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rhett and Link reveal both of their top 12 creative influences (and like 15 honorable mentions) & important people in their lives that have shaped who they are today, and why they created Mythical. From big names like the Coen Brothers & Flight of the Conchords, to personal influences like Rhett’s dad and a childhood friend, these incredible people helped sculpt their comedic sensibilities and reignited their passion for creative projects. Check out Link’s “Magical Merle” playlist here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/317lYys3xObyFC1c8dZssm?si=4bf5487355ad4f00&nd=1 To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rhett and Link both share the story of their first dates with their wives, and how they wined and dined them at Outback Steakhouse and Chili’s respectively. They also read some of the Twitter submissions you sent in regarding your most insane first date horror stories, including being chased out of a house by a mysterious old man, having an ex yell at your date, puking all over your date after a kiss, and much more! Plus, the guys take a look at some of your photos that you recreated many years later. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In the first part of a new series about their friendship over the years, Rhett and Link reveal the real story of how they met and became lifelong friends, and it’s not what you’ve heard all these years. They discuss their very first impressions of each other, how they used humor to connect & how their town was divided by 2 different churches. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Coming to you from the new and improved Ear Biscuits studio, Rhett details his family’s trip to San Francisco, talks about his oldest son preparing for college, and attempts to recreate a family photo, 18 years later. Check it out in this episode of Ear Biscuits. Get 50% your first lesson for a limited time at Preply.com/ear To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From North Carolina to LA, listen to Rhett recount his adventures from an epic road trip across the country with his son Locke in this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From the ups and downs and everything in-between, listen to R&L take you on a behind-the-scenes audio journey of a whole decade of GMM on this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A nostalgic memory that has now been reborn and passed down to the next generation in the Neal household. Listen to the guys reflect on their recent Christmas vacations back to North Carolina, including Link recounting receiving his favorite Christmas gift ever, on this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From iconic family milestones to the comedic insanity of Good Mythical Evening, listen to R&L look back at some of their top 10 moments of 2021 in this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From graphic novel about time-stopping orgasms to the search for a kink-less garden hose, listen to R&L talk about some of their top 2021 purchases (while providing some useful dad tips along the way) in this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From an unfortunate fryer accident to duckwalking in the middle of Disneyland, listen to R&L recount the events of their Thanksgiving break on this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A brand new cherry red stick shift pickup truck sitting in the driveway on Christmas morning - it was just like a scene from a holiday car commercial. Listen to R&L discuss some of the best gifts they’ve ever received on this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rhett & Link discuss their experiences with therapy, the challenges they face, and the progress they've made in this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From basking in the sound of rain serenading their cabin to some eye-opening revelations about himself and his nakedness, Link recounts his recent romantic trip to Big Sur with his wife Christy in this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pirate ships! Glitter boobies! Jason Mimosa! Listen to Rhett look back at his Florida Keys vacation that happened to coincide with the island’s Fantasy Fest celebration and all of the wild experiences that came with it on this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Two lifelong best friends and Matthew McConaughey talk about life for a long time. Listen to R&L and special guest Matthew McConaughey go into a deep, philosophical dive on how to live a life worth living on this special episode of Ear Biscuits! Matthew’s Greenlights: Your Journal, Your Journey is coming 12/7/21 To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s not just about hair growing in funny new places. Listen to R&L talk about what they love and hate about how they're changing with age, from fears to joys to insecurities, on this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Horror, uncertainty, sheer creative curiosity. Listen to R&L unfold their experience shooting the new Hazel Tiktok on this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is the moment that Link has been thinking about ever since Lily was born. Listen to Link look back at his emotional family trip sending his daughter off to college in this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Finally, a concrete answer to the burning question posed and fantasized in so many works of fan fiction - have the guys sexually experimented with each other? Listen to R&L talk openly about sexuality and friendship, parenting and the sex talk, and their views on porn in this final episode of Sextember! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Mythical wives join the podcast for the first time ever! Listen to R&L, Jessie, and Christy discuss the first time they all lost their virginities on their respective wedding nights, the key to maintaining a vibrant sexual relationship all these years of marriage, and more on this Sextember episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From a masturbation chart posted in their college apartment to the extent of the physical relationship with their wives pre-marriage, listen to R&L talk about how they navigated through purity culture during their college years and throughout their engagement on this third episode of Sextember! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You better not. From a message on Rhett’s bedroom ceiling to meetings out in the Walmart parking lot, listen to R&L talk about their sexual experience during their teenage years while growing up in purity culture on the second episode of the Sextember miniseries! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From coming across their first naughty magazines to what happened at a church lock-in, listen to R&L talk about their first understanding of sex in part 1 of the Ear Biscuits Sextember miniseries! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From your favorite Ear Biscuits moments to how the podcast may have influenced your life, R&L are celebrating 300 episodes by engaging with your submitted voicemails. Thank you for the ongoing conversation, and thank you for helping shape Ear Biscuits into what it is today! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From reinventing yourself with bleach blonde hair and a fake Liverpool accent to rooming with your best friend since first grade, listen to R&L look back at their college experience on this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From albums that have influenced their own music to albums that evoke memories of long distance relationships and California drives, R&L count down their top 10 favorite albums of all time in this episode of Ear Biscuits! Also be sure to check out our playlist with a song from each of these albums on the Rhett and Link Spotify account! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From highlights like living that Belch Life to gaining a sobering perspective on human mortality, listen to Link recount his back to North Carolina on this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fire in the house! From outdoor family adventures to surviving his first house fire, listen to Rhett look back on his recent trip to North Carolina in this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In celebration of the 2000th episode of GMM, R&L look back at how the show, their fandom, and they themselves have changed throughout the years in this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In our final throwback of the summer, R&L look back at their first solo excursions back in May 2018, where Link travels to the California Badlands and Rhett gets mistaken for a yoga instructor in a class full of women, on this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this special throwback episode, we look back to April 2018 when R&L discuss their family vacation mishaps, including an RV failure in the driveway and naked spa days, on this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re throwing it back this week back to December 2017 when R&L took separate vacations to Hawaii and Mexico and their misadventures, including injuries and a big argument, on this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From their husband’s worst trait to the moment when they knew he was the “one” for them, the Mythical wives reveal all in this survey. Listen to R&L look at their answers for the first time and find out what their wives really think about them on this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From unexpectedly twinning with Harry Styles to an awkward massage moment, listen to R&L unpack everything that happened on their 20th and 21st anniversary trips with their wives on this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From sources of success to roots of strife, R&L take a deep dive in to how their Enneagram numbers affect their relationship with each other and their wives on this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Part 1 of our Enneagram episode is finally here! Listen to R&L discuss their Enneagram numbers and the insight they’ve gained into what makes them tick on this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From high school romance to creative endeavors, listen to R&L discuss how they deal with facing failure and rejection and how it’s changed over the years in this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From scripted TV shows, features, animation, and unscripted shows, R&L reveal all of their project ideas that have never reached the public eye on this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

He’s a peanut butter long-legged Jade! Link introduces the newest member of his family in this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How do you shoot the Internet’s most-watched daily show without a studio and without a crew? With COVID-19 came a slew of production challenges that required some major production changes within Mythical Entertainment that has ultimately led to growth even during this pandemic. Listen to R&L discuss how Mythical navigated through these unprecedented times and not only managed to maintain but also grow their team on this very special episode of Ear Biscuits, part of Dell's Small Business PodFerence 2.0. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A dirty skylight, a shower wand, and a shower window were the ingredients to success in Link’s latest shower adventure. Additionally, the guys discuss debatable topics such as Nesquik powder or chocolate syrup, whether to close blinds slat up or down, and whether it’s grosser to borrow your friend’s toothbrush or your partner’s toothbrush in this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Are you the only child who always gets your way? Or maybe you’re the forgotten middle child? Listen to R&L discuss some of the most common sibling stereotypes as they relate it to their own experiences both as they grew up and as parents in this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Restaurants, movies, friends! Listen to R&L talk about some of the things that they are most looking forward to after getting fully vaccinated on this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Listen to Giraffe Kudzu and Trichinosis Rosebud (aka Rhett and Link) discuss different communes around the world and debate which one they would join by the end of this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Neals have hit a new milestone. Listen to R&L talk about their spring breaks as well as Lily turning 18 and preparing for college on this episode of Ear Biscuits! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices