DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve

William Haynes is today's guest co-host because Mike Falzone went on his honeymoon and didn't tell me about it and I had to find out via snarky texts. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Every good show "Jumps the Shark". We had to. New Dynamic Banter video playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6PXUkeMULiwfZlqxVuQAiadD1IRekAOU See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode, Steve adds more toys to the podcast table, says the word "ornate" a lot, and adds a new sound making contraption for Mike to play with. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mike and Steve talk about genetics without actually knowing anything about genetics. They also talk specifically about Jim Henson's genetics without knowing anything about Jim Henson's genetics, specifically. Mike also talks about why most video games are bad now and Steve comments on how big things are. Watch Dynamic Banter videos here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6PXUkeMULiwfZlqxVuQAiadD1IRekAOU See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Say something...go ahead...say it out loud: You could put that on a shirt. This week Mike and Steve discuss putting things on shirts, having colds, and a myriad of other things. This is Dynamic Banter. Watch DB videos for free here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6PXUkeMULiwfZlqxVuQAiadD1IRekAOU See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mike Falzone and guest co-host Zoja Thaqi talk about relationships apparently. I don't know, I haven't listened to it yet. Also, Mike usually writes these but he's making me do it because he's on a "plane" or something. Anyway, I'll listen to it eventually. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is the worst episode of this show. Here's a list of topics discussed: - upcoming 2017 WWE Royal Rumble - 2man O'brien - Royal Rumble tattoo pact - Resident Evil 7 - Turkey Bacon - (Weird Silences and awkward moment) - Mike is too sick and Steve is too tired to do this - "Can I get a Leel Air?!" (bit) - More horn honking - A partridge in a pear - Bruce Willis - C3Mejo - and more See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Steve and Mike tell a tale about a very special horn in a very hot recording studio. This is Dynamic Banter. DYNAMIC BANTER T-SHIRTS?!: http://bit.ly/2iQgkAX See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

High speed car chases, a John Dongle, and a roller derby team called Ellen's Degenerates. All this and more on today's episode of Dynamic Banter. Watch Dynamic Banter Videos here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6PXUkeMULiwfZlqxVuQAiadD1IRekAOU See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys come back from the holiday break. Elliott Morgan stops by to speak with Steve Zaragoza & Mike Falzone about lightning, how heat effects farts, and being mean. Watch Dynamic Banter Videos here: http://bit.ly/2fUe9uH It's great to be back. #HeatIsAFartTornado See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Join Mike Falzone, Steve Zaragoza, and Penny Marshall* for a special movie commentary adventure through the 1988 cult classic 'BIG' starring a young and tall Tom Hanks! Watch Dynamic Banter videos here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6PXUkeMULiwfZlqxVuQAiadD1IRekAOU *very special thank you to Lee Newton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to Dynamic Banter's first Christmas episode sponsored by Leesa mattress. Are you a fan of the Siberian Boys Choir? You'll LOVE Dynamic Banter! If you'd like to watch Dynamic Banter video check out this playlist!: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6PXUkeMULiwfZlqxVuQAiadD1IRekAOU See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Here's the terrifying and hilarious story about the time Owen almost dies on a live stream while Steve was stuck in virtual reality. Want to watch Dynamic Banter videos?!: http://bit.ly/2fUe9uH See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Steve Zaragoza and Bree Essrig talk about many things, including but not limited to...babies breath. Enjoy. And if you'd like to watch DYNAMIC BANTER video, go watch this YouTube playlist: http://bit.ly/2fUe9uH See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sure, this episode starts with a HORRIBLY boring conversation about a soundboard app...but THEN it gets PRETTY good. Steve has the movie Cable Guy on 4 audio cassette tapes, a hand that came in a coffin, and a friend that's also a cop. Watch Dynamic Banter Videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUBxS58kr-U See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you're not yet familiar with the award winning, 1988 cinematic classic 'BIG' starring Tom Hanks- you're gonna wanna google that RIGHT AWAY. Also, Mike and Steve take turns pronouncing things. Buckle up tightly please. Watch Dynamic Banter Videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6PXUkeMULiwfZlqxVuQAiadD1IRekAOU See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mike and Steve discuss Japanese toys, and read their phone notes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We got some busy boys! Mike talks about going to Vegas to meet with the Rock, Steve talks about chunking punkin's and his relationship to the Crimble Family. Watch Dynamic Banter Videos HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wmSYuegCt0 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Brett and Chris dive head first into sports - but, first they warn against the dangers of snapping and driving. Also ERROR_IPSEC_IKE_UNKNOWN_DOI 13862 (0x3626) Invalid DOI. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Steve thinks he's the only person alive who doesn't like sports. Watch Dynamic Banter videos here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wmSYuegCt0 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You want VR talk, we've got VR talk!! Buckle in for a good one as Brett and Chris take us through this politically fueled episode of Dynamic Banter! *Recorded live from a shed in the woods See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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This week on "Talkin' Banter" the Official Dynamic Banter Aftershow, Brett is joined by third time guest permanant co-host Chris McCaleb to mourn the passing of Owen ... three years ago. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Do YOU know what confectioner's glaze is? Nor do we. However, that won't stop us from talking about it for SEVERAL minutes. Watch the E.T. in the Dress VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6PXUkeMULiwfZlqxVuQAiadD1IRekAOU See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Owen and Brett return, and get all the way down to the bottom of this latest episode of the Dynamic Banter podcast! Also, I'm pretty sure they get the best email of ALL TIME! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

'A guest' joins Steve via satellite from New York in Mike's absence. The Mayor Of Earth, Boat Smash ‘Ems, Post Modern Jukebox...it's all covered here on Dynamic Banter. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys are back to dive into another sweet sweet episode of Dynamic Banter! This week they talk about all sorts of stuff, but mainly, they answer emails. So, come along with Brett and Owen for another dose of Talkin' Banter! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Dynamic Banter...one of us is in INCREDIBLE PAIN! Watch 'Dynamic Banter' videos here: http://bit.ly/2dBBkxK See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Here we go! Owen is back and the boys get into ghosts, murder, and gracious gifts ... and that's all before they actually unpack the latest Dynamic Banter episode! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ghosts, Aliens, and Time Travel are all discussed this week! Special guest Chris McCaleb joins Brett Register to unpack the latest episode of Dynamic Banter! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mike and Steve discuss ALL KINDS of funny things this week; funny sounding names, Hollywood "hook-ups", jambulance, and things you can do in an escape room to pass the time. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mike and Steve finally discuss the E.T in a Dress in the Room. It's about time if you ask me. Watch Dynamic Banter videos here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT0yH9CEzHo See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Brett and Owen dig into Episode #14 of Dynamic Banter: "The Most Polarizing Episode Ever", and unpack Steve and Mike's "meet cute"! Tweet your questions to @talkinbanter and send your fan fic to [email protected] See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mike realizes that Owen dresses like he could have been in 'The Sandlot', Mike doesn't really care about Harry Potter, it The Most Polarizing Episode Ever brought to you by our friends at OwenInAHat.com #OwenInAHat See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Brett and Owen dig in deep on Episode #13 of Dynamic Banter: "You Can't Eat Pretzels During A Podcast", getting to the bottom on the origin of the pretzels as well as not one, not two, but three crazy old ladies! Tweet your questions to @talkinbanter and send your fan fic to [email protected] See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The differences between the refreshment proprieties of sparkling water vs. regular water, the dangers of eating pretzels during a podcast, and Steve waves his fingers at Mike. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Brett and Owen are joined by Chris McCaleb (Editor of Better Call Saul) and they discuss Episode #12 of Dynamic Banter: "Magnets", covering everything from the best way to park at the Hollywood Bowl to how magnets on Roller Coasters actually work! Tweet your questions to @talkinbanter and send your fan fic to [email protected] See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mike insists the Rockin' Roller Coaster is powered by magnets. Steve isn't so sure. Trust me, this episode is better than it sounds. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Brett and Owen discuss Episode #11 of Dynamic Banter: "Stackin' Breaks", covering everything from the origin of popular sayings to the full story of "Bruce the waiter". Special guest voice by Chris McCaleb. Tweet your questions to @talkinbanter and send your fan fic to [email protected] See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's an old saying in the standup comedy world called 'stacking breaks' - unfortunetly no one else knows this saying because Mike Falzone made it up and it never caught on. Can't win em all. Elliott Morgan joins Mike Falzone and Steve Zaragoza for MANY crazy laughs. 42:40 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Brett and Owen discuss Episode #10 of Dynamic Banter: "The First time It Got REAL!", talk about ghosts, bagpipes, and proton packs. Tweet your questions to @talkinbanter and send your fan fic to [email protected] See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Several firsts this week on the podcast. Our first guest host, our first guest, and our first 10th story about the crazy lady in Steve's building. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Brett and Owen discuss Episode #9 of Dynamic Banter: "I Thought We Had Done the Weirdest One", give a vague look inside The EZU, and convince you to buy glasses from Warby Parker - also, Bree Essrig stops by for about a minute thirty. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Brett and Owen cover Episode #8 of Dynamic Banter "The Small Gentleman", take questions from fans, review the movie "The Pacifier", and read some fan fiction about the DB bois and their original "meet cute". (Talkin' Banter: Hosted by director Brett Register - @BrettDidThis) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 9 - I thought had done the weirdest one By episode 9 Mike and Steve figured they had gotten all of the weirdness out of their system; not the case. Somehow, "bees" creep back into the conversation, Mike learns the tale of Ferdinand the Bull, and the boys try (desperately) to keep it together during this week's "History Road" segment. Sponsored this week by Warby Parker. GO TRY ON SOME GLASSES at warbyparker.com/banter and tag your photos with #DynamicGlasses See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 8 - The Small Gentlemen Soul Coughing writing songs about The Winchester Mystery House, talking about the movie Beetlejuice (which is a film about a deceased gentleman), and the best History Road yet. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Talkin' Banter, the official 'DYNAMIC BANTER' aftershow, kicks off it's second episode with it's first back-to-back guest composer/visionary Owen Carter! The boys talk about the importance of theme music, the crazy lady who lives in Owen's building, and Mike gets Fonzy points for not knowing who anyone is! (Talkin' Banter: Hosted by director Brett Register - @BrettDidThis) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 7- Fall Mike had a rough night at the comedy club...but it still wasn't half as rough as the guy who fell off the stage. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Talkin' Banter, the official 'DYNAMIC BANTER' aftershow, kicks off it's first episode with special guest composer/visionary Owen Carter! (Talkin' Banter: Hosted by director Brett Register - @BrettDidThis) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 6 - Bees Not gonna lie to you: there's A LOT of information about bees in this episode. More than you could ever possibly want. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.