Dumb Gay Podcast with Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard

The racist press parade continues this week with Trump's "infrastructure" press conference on Tuesday. By Friday, scabby Steve Bannon is tagged as the official white supremacist scapegoat, and subsequently fired. Julie and Brandy celebrate (?) the ousting of Bannon while mourning any semblance of hope they had left. Toss one back with the girls for all the (non)homies that are gone, along with all of their dignity! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

All roads lead to Trump on this week's episode. With no guest to kill time, Julie & Brandy are stuck dissecting every Trump press conference and (spoiler alert!) they were all terrible. There was the crappy, middle of the road, damn-near racist speech about Virginia. There was the nuclear threats to and from North Korea. And don't forget the one where he THANKED Putin for kicking over 700 diplomats out of Russia. The girls are high on champagne and Bonnie Raitt, so Julie is gayer and Brandy is dumber than usual. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Julie & Brandy have finally gotten their official Patreon account up and running! After they finish begging for money at the top of the episode, they roll right into discussing the leaked transcripts from Trump's January phone conversations with the president of Mexico and the prime minister of Australia. After that, Canada's premiere feminism expert Meghan Murphy takes the girls to scheww on her tiny bicicleta of women's equality, and what she has to say about feminism may shock you. But, probably not Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's been one hell of a week for the Trump administration, and Julie and Brandy are here to break it all down. After recapping the sh*t storm that keeps on sh*tting, the girls go "Off Limits" with podcaster and political expert, Bob Cesca. Bob explains everything from the skinny girl health care bill to the Trump supporters brainwashed by Fox News. All that, plus the girls are dancing for dollars with their new Patreon account. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's been 2 weeks of no drinking, and Julie & Brandy have been bored sh*tless, so, the shakeup at the White House Press Office couldn't have come at a better time. This week, President Trump appointed Anthony Scaramucci to be his new Communications Director, and the girls waste no time ripping "the Mooch" a new a$$hole, before celebrating the resignation of White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, who left behind the bitchy gift that keeps on giving: Sarah Huckabee Sanders. After that, they highlight some special douchecapades involving Jared Kushner, Attorney General Jeff Sessions and (of course) President Trump himself. Get ready to multi-task, because this episode is just about as exciting as the description. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Julie & Brandy are back in the country just in time to break down all the tomfoolery between Donald Trump Jr and Jared Kushner at their top secret Russia meeting! After that, they go over the (basically) defunct Senate Health Care bill and play a very special clip of Vice President Mike Pence lying to everyone about it! The girls just got back into town and they are on a three week, detox, cleanse with no drinking (the horror!), so keep your expectations low, because this episode promises to be very hit or miss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hold on to your hats because the girls get VERY random in this pre-recorded masterpiece. What was supposed to be an episode focusing on Julie's lesbian rage, turns into a messy, casserole of emotions from both girls. First Judge Julie eviscerates Scott Pruitt, then a gay question about Nancy Pelosi ends up in a tangent about dead pets and AIDS. The big finale is Julie is on her period and wants to yell at someone, but (again!) the caller is non-combative, so she ends up just being nice to him. They're all over the map in this very unique, emotionally charged, evergreen episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is probably the dumbest episode of Dumb Gay Politics yet, so listen with caution. The girls are hung over (again), but it really doesn't matter since the only 'news' is the non-news of the proposed Senate Health Care bill. They slowly meander through that bulls*t, before going off-limits with their favorite Real Housewife of New York, Dorinda Medley! After Dorinda, the girls spend a wonderful moment with Melania, talking about her recent move to D.C. Dial down your expectations (and your IQ), cause it's dumber and gayer than usual. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's been a week since the live podcast and Julie & Brandy are still processing (and still recovering). The girls discuss the live show and their summer travel schedule before getting into the shitstorm of Senate hearings. After that, they are joined by Josiah Johnson, the creator, writer and star of Comedy Central's animated hit, "Legends of Chamberlain Heights," who reduces them to fan-girls in 10 seconds flat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After much anticipation and threats of cancelling, Julie and Brandy record their first podcast LIVE at The Improv in Hollwyood. Surrounded by 5 or 6 actual fans and about 35 close frenemies, the girls tested their dumb, gayness in front of a live audience and lived to tell about it. They talked about getting too high the night before, how Reality Winner is the real news since the Comey Hearings didn't start until the next day (fail!), before being joined by "the George Clooney of comedians," Alec Mapa - to talk about Kathy Griffin and the joys of beheading. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the day before Julie & Brandy do their live podcast at the Hollywood Improv, so they pre-recorded this half-assed episode, so they'd have time to prepare. They purge their feelings about Trump pulling out of the Paris Agreement, and answer some listener questions, but the crowning glory is a call from their good friend Ronnie Karam who fills them in on all the latest and greatest political conspiracy theories floating around the interwebs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the conservative episode that no one's been waiting for! This week, Julie & Brandy put their focus on the "right side" of politics by dissecting what it means to be in the middle. talking about republican politicians they actually like, and answering some partisan-related questions, They round out this confusing episode by interviewing a Trump-supporter named Richard for a new segment called, "Julie's on her period and wants to yell at someone." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the long-awaited international episode! The girls are out of town, but that didn't stop them from pre-recording this inercontinental delight. First they talk to America's sexiest expert on North Korea, Michael Malice, then they bore each other to tears breaking down Brexit, before finally butchering the Israel/Palestine conflict. You'll be amazed at how much you'll learn, and they'll be amazed if there's even anyone still listening. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In what some are calling "the dumbest episode yet," Julie & Brandy (nursing massive hangovers) fail miserably while trying to break down the details surrounding President Trump firing the head of the FBI. Things meander from there as the girls talk about the new French President, listen to a gay guy's feelings, and then spend a moment with Melania. If you're looking to learn something, you won't find it here! Chances are, anyone who listens to this episode will actually get dumber. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the 20th anniversary of Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky, and what better way to celebrate than to talk to former White House Intern, Kate Casey! Kate takes the girls back to Washington DC circa 1997 and walks them through all the jizzy drama. All that, plus Julie & Brandy break down the bullsh*t repeal of Obamacare, and they highlight the deets of the brand-spankin' new spending bill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's President Trump's 100 day anniversary and Julie & Brandy celebrate by talking shit about him! The government is facing an impending shut down, Berkeley students are throwing chairs through windows, and Julie's mother Phyllis Goldman Marched for Science in Boston! All that, plus the girls answer questions from the 14, and spend a Moment with Melania. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Julie & Brandy recorded this episode a few days early, but it was plenty of time for Trump to drop the "Mother of all Bombs" on Afghanistan. The girls discuss the merits of dropping bombs, as well as some top secret legislation the Trump Administration doesn't want you to know about. Then, drag legend and licensed hair professional, Linda James calls in to break down what's really going on with our president's hair system! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Julie & Brandy try and wade through the chemically contaminated waters of Syria. They do their best to break down what's happening, but once they get your head good & spinning, they abandon Syria to talk about the Mean Girls fighting going on in the White House between Steve Bannon & Jared Kushner. Then, Brad Loekle phones in his gay feelings and Julie phones in her So There's That (per usz). It's another, just-average episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Julie and Brandy are hung over (yet again) and this time, it's personal. The girls spent the weekend drowning in labia-filled pools in Palm Springs at the world's biggest lesbo party: Dinah Shore. They stumbled back in town, just in time to breakdown (former National Security Advisor) Michael Flynn's outrageous request for immunity, Vice President Mike Pence's outrageous rules on cavorting with the opposite sex, and Anthony Weiner's outrageous good fortune. Plus they answer some listener questions and spend a very informative moment with Melania! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Trump Administration miscarried their health care bill, but Planned Parenthood will live to see another day, and the good news is: they are fantastic with miscarriages. The girls talk health care and then break down the scary chestnut that President Trump and his campaign cronies are officially under federal investigation for colluding with Russia. Then, smarty pants and Sirius XM star, Tommy Alter calls in to give the girls all the T on what the people "in the know" think about the trouble on Capitol Hill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Brandy & Julie debut the newest addition to Dumb, Gay Politics- President Chia Trump. He's orange and weird, but his hair is captivating and defies gravity (pretty much like the real Trump). While Chia Trump looks on, the girls break down the new proposed budget, Julie talks about how coal mining is stupid, and they rank the 8 most tragic of 200 new bills. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It was a boring week in politics, but that doesn't mean that Julie & Brandy don't have a lot to say! You can't shake a stick in Washington and not hit someone who's lying about talking to Russia, plus there's a new health care bill and surprise, suprise- it sucks ass! Settle in, grab your earbuds, and get ready to turn this one off half way thru! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week's episode is a pre-taped delight in which the girls talk about all the useless sh*t they never have time for. Judge Julie sentences Vice President Mike Pence, a long-time fan/listener calls in to school the girls on public schools, and Julie & Brandy answer some gay questions! All of that, PLUS, a hard hitting, informative segment covering the oldest and ugliest members of government. Hold on to your hats, because this is the episode that will never win them a Peabody Award. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In their standard, dumb, gay fashion, Julie & Brandy break down the bizareness that was this week. They ignore the Russia fiasco and stick to Mexicans and Trans Bathrooms, before taking a much needed break to go off limits with their good friend and Real Housewives of Miami star, Lea Black. America is divided and the atmosphere seems to be getting more hostile, but if there is anything that can bring us all together- it's the joyous, delight of Lea Black. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Julie & Brandy celebrate President's Day by drinking in Julie's office. Again. Sporting the wonderful combination of a hangover and a fresh buzz, the girls are dumber and gayer than usual. Join them on their meandering, brain-dead journey as they discuss Trump, Russia and gun control in one of the most witless episodes yet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nothing says Valentine's day like drinking French Rosè from Brad & Angelina's vineyard while surrounded by drug paraphernalia and paperwork. Julie & Brandy recorded this very special episode from Julie's office, AKA her drug den. Sit back, relax and get ready to hear all about how the country is falling apart! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, President Trump nominated Neil Gorsuch for his next Supreme Court Apprentice, he let loose a flurry of tweets about the ban on the travel ban, and he attended a party for the Red Cross at his own golf resort! Julie & Brandy weigh in on it all, and then they talk to a professional who finally teaches Brandy what the f*ck a libertarian is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode was supposed to be called Dicktanic Part 2, but Julie and Brandy couldn't deal with Trump and all his dicky executive orders while surrounded by a million dicks on a cruise ship. So, they flew back to LA, stopped by the protest rally at LAX, and are ready to break down Trump's first official week as President. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Join Julie & Brandy as they do their podcast from the world's largest gay cruise. They smuggled booze on a ship more huge than the Titanic to party with 8000 men, but don't worry, they stayed sober(ish) long enough to break down the Trump Inauguration, celebrate the Worldwide Women's March, and answer some fan questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Obama's last week as president of America, so it's all Obama, all day. Join Julie and Brandy as they pay tribute to their fave prez of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Julie & Brandy talk Russian hacking, Trump tweeting, and Meryl Streeping. And they do their first real life, live interview with real life, living, lez-legend, Kate Clinton! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's 2017, and Trump is 2 weeks from becoming the official President of America!! In this special episode, Julie and Brandy break down everything you need to know (but won't retain) about cable news! From the "goon squad" on Fox News, to... Well, all the other goon squads on the rest of the networks- no goon-stone will be left unturned! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Christmakkah/Hannumas, and Julie & Brandy celebrate by giving you a special episode about the Trump Family. Get ready to learn everything you never wanted know about every member of Donald Trump's past and present immediate family. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brandy was wrong again, and also kinda right?? Julie's Mom, Phyllis, leaves the girls a message. No surprise, she's annoyed about Ivanka too! The girls introduce a brand new segment, and Michelle Obama is the star of "So, There's That" (and their hearts). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Julie and Brand throw up talking about Russia, Julie's head explodes discussing the new cabinet picks, and maaaaybe a couple positive things are happening. Probably not though. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oh Hey. It's Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard's first episode of Dumb, Gay Politics. It's a crazy time and they've got a whole lot to say about the shit show of a world we're living in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Look out for the new podcast Dumb, Gay Politics! Coming soon from Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.