Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

Our heroes have taken bad voice potions and are going about their days! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) had a very challenging negotiation with wrestling promoters, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is taking Will on a tour of Assguardian careers, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) visited Krendan and planned their shared address to the Hall of Heroes. What could possibly go wrong for those two addressing a raucous crowd? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cormium Planteer has been granted sanctuary! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was proud of his grotesque preparations, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) managed to connect with Cormium despite being angry at his friends, and after the interrogation Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into Echo to play Blood Games. What could possible happen next in Assguard? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes are bringing Butthole to see Cormium Planteer! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) unknowingly turned his room into a magical Sanctuary, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had a break through with Cormium during their talk, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used his potions and masks to hide everything charming about Cormium from Butthole. But what will happen when the prisoner talks with the king? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes are struggling with the Cormium problem! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) visited Krendan who agreed to found the Ass Guard, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) became Juniper and quickly lost patience with Cormium Planteer, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) bided his time waiting for Juniper to get even angrier. But what does Cormium really want to say to Butthole? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes are sorting out their various plans within Assguard! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) welcomed yet another hero to the nation before heading to see Krendan, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made a new friend to share his love of nature with, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) collected the tool he needed to disarm Cormium Planteer. But what Planteer based dangers lie around the next corner? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cormium Planteer has been imprisoned and strangers are arriving to help Assguard! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was delighted to discover heroes from across the world were coming to the city, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) wanted to be absolutely sure Cormium Planteer wouldn’t be mistreated, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got Reginald to secure the prisoner. Who will show up in Assguard next? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cormium Planteer has taken sanctuary in Assguard! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was equal parts worried and excited about falling for the handsome rogue, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is worried about the prisoner’s boredom while they determine if he’s a threat, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) couldn’t believe jailing someone is a big deal. Will Cormium turn out to be friend or foe? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Captain Planteer is back and up to no good! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is respectful of legal repercussions but the Butthammer wants to go to war, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) found Cormium Planteer asking for sanctuary outside the city walls, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) consulted with Anyn about this new international threat. Can Assguard afford to help Cormium escape the Captain? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes have saved Baldur’s Gate and returned home! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) returned to being King Butthole who has no memory of his crimes, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) changed back to Gartok who was horrified by the memories he had gained, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was relieved to be the most morally flexible of the group once again. But what threats are now looming over Assguard? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes have defeated the Nightmare Lord! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) massacred his way through a small army before killing his ultimate enemy, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) saved Zabianna from death at the Nightmare Lord’s hands, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used a scroll of locate person to find Ginny alive and well. But can these heroes unite Duke Ravenguard and Nine Fingers Keen to truly save Baldurs Gate? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes have defeated Zog the Red Wolf! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) kept stabbing until there was no unstabbed Zog left, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) fought three werefolk at once while dropping insults the whole time, and Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was lost to her wolf for a moment before taking control. But can our heroes survive a fireball blasted at them by the Nightmare Lord? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes are in combat with Zog the Red Wolf! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was horrified to learn his daughter may have been kidnapped, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was thrilled to be able to go into full murder mode, and Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) managed to resist Zog’s call and contain her inner wolf. But can they survive a battle to the death with Zog and his were-folk bodyguards? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes have saved the hostages and are on the hunt for the Red Wolf! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) cracked open a ton of hostage cages during an underwater battle, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) killed a wizard and a wereshark by falling down or riding chains up, and Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) went to war under the water as a wereshark, protecting the others. Now that’s over, can our heroes survive a showdown with Zog in his lair? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes are on their way to save the hostages! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) rescued and freed a captive owlbear, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) helped solved the mystery of the available potions, and Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made sure her companions didn’t end up accidentally cursed with lycanthropy. But are gills all these heroes need to get the hostages out safe? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes have taken over a lab and found the hostages! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) disguised himself using a wolf corpse, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) helped stealthily massacre the mad-scientist wolves, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) left his companions behind to check on the hostages. But what will these heroes do now they’ve discovered the hostages are underwater? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes have slaughtered a cave full of werewolves! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used a mage hand to turn the guards against each other, Echo’s (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) moonbeam continued to be an anti-wolf terror weapon, and the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) activated “blender mode” as he dove into combat. But what will our heroes learn as they interrogate a dead tiefling? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes are moving further into the red wolf’s den! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used a ballista against his enemies, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used her moonbeam to eliminate foes trying to escape, and the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hurled Molotov cocktails until no one was left alive. But what will happen when they face Zog and the rest of the gang underground? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes are assaulting the red wolf’s den! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to sneak in but was swiftly identified by an underwater guard dog, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used her magic to protect her sneaky companion, and the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used the fires of his atheism to attack the enemy heavy weapons. But can Quinny survive hiding below an exploding flamethrower emplacement? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes are on their way to storm the werewolve’s lair! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) rebalanced her spells, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was overjoyed when the tavern was assaulted and he got to fight, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took to the skies to find Ginny before combat happened. Can these heroes defeat the werewolves quickly enough to distract the Nightmare Lord now that Quinny has drawn attention to his daughter’s cover? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes are attempting to bait the Nightmare Lord! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) tested out her new knives killing traitors, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced the newspaper to start hyping a Hitman v Nightmare Lord showdown, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) prevented any of this from immediately getting them killed. But can our heroes survive a battle with the local werewolves? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes have brought 9 Fingers Keene into their confidence! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) passed messages back and forth with Ginny through place mats, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) collected a list of traitorous guild members to kill, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) successfully form an alliance with the former Guild. Can these heroes survive their coming battle with magically empowered werewolves? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes have found Ginny during their search for 9 Fingers Keen! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) finally got birthday presents she liked, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) negotiated a price to kill Larry the explosives dealer, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) started researching the Good Works Corporation. But will Ginny blow the team’s cover, or will the team blow hers? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes are making their way to find 9 Fingers Keen! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) switched from playing knives with Zabianna to playing cards, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) caught a guild representative and sewed Friend a new ass, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) planned to win over the guild master of Baldur’s Gate. But will buying tokens to access the upper city be as simple as it seems? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes have destroyed a slaughterhouse and the Harveys! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) blasted their opponents with an ice storm, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) realized the group is being watched covertly, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) blasted apart villains and a building with bombs. But what will happen next as our heroes continue their quest to save Baldur’s Gate? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes have tested their explosives and locked down the town! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) distracted the owner of the dagger shop, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) planned to burn the shop down, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) flew into the sky to test the explosives where there weren’t any people around. But what will happen now that Baldur’s Gate is being locked down? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes are taking steps toward blowing up a slaughterhouse! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) negotiated a purchase of explosives, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was offended by a gift of lousy daggers, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) managed to keep the group moving the plan forwards. Will their new porter help them carry out the groups plans or will his morals get in the way? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes are planning to blow up a slaughterhouse! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) picked up a butt and got advice on where to find explosives, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) played the part of a birthday girl who wants to tour their target location, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) convinced the guard he was a harmless tourist. But can Quinny and Echo maintain their ruse or will they be caught out in a gang headquarters? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes have killed succeeded in another hostile takeover! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) beat a werewolf into submission, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) helped intimidate Remy Pancake into changing his name, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) made sure Remy took over the Faithless. But what will happen now that our heroes turned their attention to the slaughterhouses? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes have killed Straight Stick! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) completed his mission to get Grandpa to pee, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) kept his new kingpin Remy Pancake alive, and Grandpa Warwick (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) forgot who his real and fake friends were. What will happen now that Grandpa Warwick turned into a werewolf? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes created the Rivington Ducks and gone undercover to overthrow “The Faithless”! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) took on the role of Grandpa Warwick’s grandson, Grandpa Warwick (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) accidentally charmed his way into being led to their target, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) failed to win the kingpin Diamond Urchin to their cause. Can Quinny bring Remy Pancake onboard in time to overthrow “the Faithless”? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our anti-heroes have joined forces with the Luck Duck! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) regretted how fast they killed someone as she wanted to have more fun, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) changed the plan on the fly to replace the Rivington Rats entirely, and the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) suggested a massacre but was out-voted. What will happen when Luck Duck and the Hitman unite to face the Rivington Rats? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes have taken on their new identities to start their plan! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) regretted suggesting the Grand Duke do a silly walk, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) talked Butthole out of becoming “Captain Puppy” instead of the Forsaken, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) gave into the darkness inside himself once negotiations were over. Now the question is: can Hitman, the Forsaken, Murder Child and Captain Puppy save Baldur’s Gate? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes are meeting with shell-shocked Grand Duke of Baldur’s Gate! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) explained the idea of the greater good, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) described his own battles through hell, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced the Duke that victory was possible if he just got weird enough. But can our heroes help the Grand Duke save Baldur’s Gate, or will he die alongside them in the attempt? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes are on their way to meet the Duke! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) agreed to become Juniper for a short while to meet the local aristocracy, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) ordered a new butt for their friend Friend, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) spoke with a cleric of sorrow before approaching Baldur’s Gate. Can our heroes find and win over the Grand Duke, or is their plan already a failure? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes have a plan to save/destroy Baldur’s Gate! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) realized he couldn’t handle the darkness of the plan and became Echo, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) figured out how to establish a spy network for himself and was re-named the Hitman, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made the decision to become the Forsaken once more. Can this new band of anti-heroes do more good than harm? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes have made it into Baldur’s Gate! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) couldn’t figure out the magic fueling Grizwold the ram, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) talked his way past the bridge, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) struggled to pronounce the names of every gang leader in Baldur’s Gate. Can our heroes figure out how to overthrow the nightmare lord and save the city? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes and their new friends and headed for Baldur’s Gate! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) showed Ginny how to properly loot a carriage, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made a special non-verbal connection with Marlock the Mothman, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) came up with a cover that could get them into Baldur’s Gate. But will the guards let Rafe Stone’s Monster Hunter’s into town or does their mission end here? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes have rescued Zabianna in their quest for international justice! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finished off the werewolf but was bitten by it during the fight, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) teamed up with Zabianna to slay the black lagoon monster and the Chupacabra, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) ensured that Marlock the Mothman and Friend the Flesh Golem survived unharmed. But what will happen now they’ve discovered Reish Grey is dead? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes slayed a monster hunter only to start fighting his monsters! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was badly mauled by the Chupacabra, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) duelled with the creature from the black lagoon, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) won over a flesh golem while battling a werewolf. But what will happen now they’ve met Zabianna and discovered an alpha werewolf is hiding in Baldur’s Gate? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes have found a monster hunter who seems like a dick! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Ginny scouted ahead and are ready to ambush the bad guy, while Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) debated the definition of a monster, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had enough and blinded the man. Can our heroes defeat Rafe Stone or will they become his new prey? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes are outside Baldur’s Gate! Before heading out, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) blessed the ground outside Assguard’s walls, while Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) shared their feelings and then convinced Ginny to take on the role of Prinx and a new Name De Thief. Will they be able to find Zabianna or will Reish Grey get away with their crimes? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes are doing their final preparations before heading to Baldur’s Gate! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) came to town to bring Seamus back through a raven gate, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) dealt with complicated feelings seeing his old friend, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) let everyone know how Ginny was struggling. Can our heroes set things right before they head to Baldur’s Gate? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes have saved Assguard and are taking a day off! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) hired a new town watch despite distracting friends, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) said a pleasant farewell to Oversword Everheart, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to find funding for his spy ring. But what will happen now that Alyn has stepped out of a portal? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes have joined the Lord’s Alliance! Mrs. Paisley (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) shakily convinced the ambassadors of the value of paint night, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) presented evidence of their rescue of Selgaunt, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) elegantly declared their new laws. Now that they’re in the Lord’s alliance, will Cormyr’s army finally leave town? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes are preparing to face the Lord’s Alliance and Cormyr! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into Mrs. Paisley to make sure the Comptroller’s letter said the right things, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) appreciated his new bedroom decorations, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered someone had broken into his office. Can these heroes convince the world Assguard is a safe place or will a new war start today? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes have returned to Assguard! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) went to visit Vinten Charlamagne and his family, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) set up a process for recruiting new guards for the town watch, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was forced to deal with Farthole’s mega-church that only featured the Butthammer. But will these heroes be able to join the Lords Alliance and survive facing the Purple Dragons? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes defeated the Hedon and saved Sellgaunt! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) battled the warforged to its bitter end, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered a stinky secret weapon before slaying the Hedon, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) recruited the bronze ravens to the Assguard’s town watch. But will Cormyr’s army accept Sellgaunt’s letter of support or is war about to begin? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes are desperately fighting the Hedon in his lair! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) faced down the warforged’s worst while blasting zombies, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) started to panic when he realized how outclassed he was in combat, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) killed zombies using a magic helmet and discovered the villain’s weakeness. Can Butthole’s friends deactivate the Hedon’s protective shield in time to save him? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes have finally found “the Hedon”! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) continued to use Sten’s body to check for traps, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was shot opening the door to the villain’s central chamber, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) put on a helmet and found himself in a zombie body. Can these heroes survive facing off with the warforged known as the Hedon? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes are in pursuit of “the Hedon”! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) interrogated the Night Knives to get an explanation, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) failed to spot several traps leading to the king throwing a body around, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) didn’t cast beast speech so Quinny dealt with Mr. Bitey instead. But what will our heroes do now that the zombies are activating and Jimbo Jimothy has been kidnapped? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices