Dumb Dad Podcast

Distracted parenting, clothes at Target and and an unfortunate toe injury. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Superhero's masks need bigger eyeholes, Dumb Dad's have an unenthusiastic listener and teachers deserve better. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The dummies talk vasectomy setbacks and not trying to teach too much, too fast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dummy 1 & 2 talk about Mission Impossible, Costco and, as usual, a dumb dad moment! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The dummies talk potty training and Kevin lets the wife down and then goes golfing. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's back to school time, Kevin lets his daughter down and Evan runs a fruitless errand. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Evan and Kevin describe (in detail) their vasectomies! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Post Christmas wrap-up, Kevin's 4 year old drops an F bomb and Dummy # 2 prepares for a vasectomy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Evan fouls up taco night while Kevin mourns the loss of his sleep. And both dummies prep for their upcoming vasectomies, asking the question who will trim their trees before surgery. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas is upon us and the kids are obsessed with Santa and terrified of Jim Carrey's The Grinch. Kevin and his family enjoy driving around neighborhoods looking at Christmas lights, because what else can you do in a stay at home order and Evan's kid would rather celebrate Hanukkah. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welp, it's here... the day we always knew we'd have to face, our child cutting their own hair after they road a bike by themselves on the same day and oh yeah we are getting vasectomies! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you pull your child's teeth for them? How much is the going tooth rate? And let's face it, fart jokes are funny! Oh, and we fixed the voting issue. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ok so fair warning, something happened. Something very significant happened. And when something like this happens you have no.2 options, tuck it away and pretend as hard as you can that it didn't happen, or just tell the story because the fans deserve it. If you need to skip it, (avoid 6:00-13:30) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The dads are back after a short break to reconvene about Dad life! School was fast possibly approaching so they touch base about what to expect and how they planned to prepare. The Pacific Ocean makes up 25% of the earth wow! Evan now has a neck problem. Or can he say HAD a neck problem. An awkward presentation that Evan has to get through and oh by the way, that thing about the Pacific Ocean isn't true. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Evan and Kevin discuss how they're keeping their little monsters busy and learning with a shared curriculum. It's going as well as expected. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Evan and Kevin recall their strangest Father's Day yet with camping, homemade crafts and, of course, neck ties. All the neck ties. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We wanted to post again. We want to be able to make each other laugh. We also are in full support of much needed change. Thank you for listening, we appreciate you. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welp here it is, the Mother's Day Episode. And of course, there certainly is no way with all this planning there could be a "Dumb Dad Moment" right? Wrong. Simply wrong. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

IN QUARANTINE: Welp, we've officially reached the most creative way to insult someone. We can all thank Emmett for coming up with this particularly stinky insult. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check in time! We're really doing it you guys! The boys ask Emmett and Lucy some honest questions, and for the most part, get some honest answers! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kevin's apartment ceiling is his new pool! He's really utilizing his toilet paper supply as currency in the best way! It also might just be flooded, stay tuned. And Evan starts on the path of removing the training wheels from Emmett's first bike! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys give it their best shot to record from a distance! Please enjoy our lighthearted take on current events and bare with all the dumb dad jokes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Corona Virus, ever herd of it? If not, the boys give a highly sarcastic and pretty unimpressive point of view on the matter. Mostly about why there is no more toilet paper or hand sanitizer. Of course they did something dumb, don’t worry about that. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Special Guest Scott Clifton is with us on this special pod! He shares the things he's learned along the way, how to balance time and being a busy dad and of course he brought a fantastic "Dumb Dad Moment" to the podcast! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Evan wrenched his neck worse than ever which sort of puts Dadding on hold. Kevin tries to wrench his neck by carrying his kids to and while at the park while managing a stroller and his dog too. Some disappointing movie classics and it all gets topped off with a father son trip to the Genesis Invitational hosted by dad himself Tiger Woods! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Evan didn't quite realize he's been gallivanting all over town with no license. Playing with rusty nails is however back on the table after receiving an updated tetanus shot! And a fun trip with the Random Golf Club. Learn to play golf! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kevin tells us about the crazy electrical nightmare he had in his kitchen and how that didn't stop him from cooking in his bathroom! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys are excited about the new year, well sort of. No, they are! There's just a lot to do. It's not complicated. Evan lets Kevin know that in his presence, pants are not required. And while they look and all things fatherhood and taking care of sick little ones, they discover that Kevin might actually be Spiderman...or SpiderKevin? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys sit down with their first guest! *Spoiler Alert it's Kevins brother Stephen. A new dad with a fresh perspective on what it's like to be a new dad, make dumb mistakes, and having fun above all else. Thanks for joining us Stephen! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Evan has won the race to having a 5 year old first! It was getting close but was just able to hold out against Kevin and get it done. The boys discuss what his epic bouncy party was like and maybe, just maybe a couple of dumb dad moments. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy New! The boys return from the Holiday Season unscathed (maybe) and ready to roll into this new Yearcade. That's Year and Decade combined! Please enjoy as the boys talk a bit about how Kevin struggles to even like New Years! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Dummies talk all things the holiday season and all about some of their favorite holiday songs and movies. Happy Holidays! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As the end of the year and the end of the decade fast approaches, it gets crazier and crazier and that’s just the kids! Kevin and Evan sit down for a chat about all things parenting and how to get through yet another fun filled day of insanity! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Holiday Season has been fast approaching so the boys tough a little bit on what they are expecting! From potential tree mishaps to plans of the last part of the year the boys try and keep it going through all the chaos so we all can make it through! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys are ramping into the holidays and are back with another episode! They want to know, is there such a thing as bad publicity? An update and quick comment on our Fantasy Superhero Draft. We also have a User submission Dumb Dad Moment and The Dummies want you to color more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As promised, part two of POD 30 is a draft between Dummy Evan and Dummy Kevin where they draft "players" for their respective Hero Teams. Evan dives into the deep end of comic knowledge while Kevin the life guard watches him flap like a bird in the deep end. Let's GO!!! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's been a while! Don't worry, the Dads are still Dumb. There was just a bit of a hiccup and the holiday and then parenting and you all know how it goes! Listen to part 1 of this episode where the boys catch up and then switch over to the ever anticipated Marvel/DC Superhero Draft 2019! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welp, 29 episodes into this little adventure of ours and we believe to have in some ways the dumbest dad moment yet! It takes a lot to admit to these kinds of things on the internet, but fortunately for our fans, not that many brain cells! We have a new Daddy Likes moment. Plus, a teaser for our upcoming 30th episode where Kevin and Evan will compete in a Marvel/DC Superhero draft next week! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Knowing you're in a Dumb Dad moment is one thing, admitting it and sending it out to the world is what WE DO HERE. Please continue to enjoy our mistakes. The boys recap how Halloween went for them, what mistakes they have been making, and how to MANeuver your way through Movember if you can't grow a mustache. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Halloween time! Kevin and Evan talk about dressing up for halloween. Do you like dressing up as a family? Do you even dress up? When is it too old to go Trick-or-Treating? Evan weighs in on what he thinks really sucks about Halloween and when can your kids go out by themselves? And a fun dumb halloween dad joke roulette! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Become a member of the Power Nappers League, throw a tantrum, Drink Local, and dress for success all in a rapid fire mode! It's that simple to be a Dumb Dad. Anyone can do it! This week the boys are not experiencing any shortage of dumb moments. Come along for the ride! Oh, and congratulations Nathan! 12:34 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kevin and Evan take a brief moment out of their chaotic lives to once again sit down and check in with each other. Kevin informs us that while preschool is going well, Lucy's teacher might be terrified of him. Evan brings back a Dumb Dad (not so) Favorite "Daddy Likes" and focuses on taking the time to take a little time. And in the case of social corrective action, Evan may have altered the Wheel of Fortune Universe forever. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That's what parenting is right? A series of mistakes that you need to learn from? The road to real experience is a dumb one? Something like that anyway. Kevin gives us the final tally on his (mandatory) day at the Carnival. Evan somewhat gracefully bows out of the putting tournament he wound up in. We have a dumb moment (obviously) and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys are back from traveling to two of the most celebrated and majestic tourist spots in the U.S. Hawaii and Texas! Of course there was a dumb moment or two, and Kevin describes a bit of a 9 hour pickle he finds himself in. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did you have a collection as a kid? Was is it worth anything? Could it be now? They boys discuss a couple of he most valuable commodities of their childhood, baseball cards and comic books. Are they worth anything now? What will be the new Mickey Mantle card in the future? And if that isn't enough, there's even a Dumb Kid Moment! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here's our first problem... Titles"The Top 10 Things That May Not Show Up on a Baby Registry That a New Dad Would Not Know That he Needs"Is a fun exploration of the items that dads just need! Wether or not you are a new dad, dad in the mix, or know a dad that is about to get hit in the face with Dadness!And a sneaky friend uses Cosby to pull a fast one on Evan! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Not only is this a celebration of the 20th episode of the Dumb Dad Pod, but a celebration of the Dumb Dads not being Dummies! (for one day) Of course there is your Dumb Dad moment of the week, and maybe even a Dumb MoMent. Enjoy as the imbibe and reflect on such a crazy day! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lucy is in preschool!!! Kevin gives us the rundown of his trip out to the Grand Canyon with the family and upon returning Lucy moves quietly into the... preschool. And it's truly one of the listeners favorites (no) a brand new "Daddy Likes" segment. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices