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We scanned over 3,500 headlines so you didn’t have to.Your daily descent into global instability for August 4, 2025: Shaky U.S. jobs data send markets reeling, gold trails off, and investors brace for policy shifts. Meanwhile, OPEC+ raises output, Brazil welcomes a massive oil discovery, Beijing braces for flooding, and Europe’s industrial engines sputter. Tune in: Markets, Mega‑Oil & Monsoon Mayhem.📡 doomscroll.fm

We scanned over 3,500 headlines so you didn’t have to.Your daily descent into global instability for August 4, 2025: Shaky U.S. jobs data send markets reeling, gold trails off, and investors brace for policy shifts. Meanwhile, OPEC+ raises output, Brazil welcomes a massive oil discovery, Beijing braces for flooding, and Europe’s industrial engines sputter. Tune in: Markets, Mega‑Oil & Monsoon Mayhem.📡 doomscroll.fm

We scanned over 3,500 headlines so you didn’t have to.Your daily descent into global instability for August 4, 2025: Shaky U.S. jobs data send markets reeling, gold trails off, and investors brace for policy shifts. Meanwhile, OPEC+ raises output, Brazil welcomes a massive oil discovery, Beijing braces for flooding, and Europe’s industrial engines sputter. Tune in: Markets, Mega‑Oil & Monsoon Mayhem.📡 doomscroll.fm

We scanned over 3,500 headlines so you didn’t have to.Your daily descent into global instability for August 4, 2025: Shaky U.S. jobs data send markets reeling, gold trails off, and investors brace for policy shifts. Meanwhile, OPEC+ raises output, Brazil welcomes a massive oil discovery, Beijing braces for flooding, and Europe’s industrial engines sputter. Tune in: Markets, Mega‑Oil & Monsoon Mayhem.📡 doomscroll.fm

We scanned over 3,500 headlines so you didn’t have to.Your daily descent into global instability for August 4, 2025: Shaky U.S. jobs data send markets reeling, gold trails off, and investors brace for policy shifts. Meanwhile, OPEC+ raises output, Brazil welcomes a massive oil discovery, Beijing braces for flooding, and Europe’s industrial engines sputter. Tune in: Markets, Mega‑Oil & Monsoon Mayhem.📡 doomscroll.fm

We scanned over 3,500 headlines so you didn’t have to.Your daily descent into global instability for August 4, 2025: Shaky U.S. jobs data send markets reeling, gold trails off, and investors brace for policy shifts. Meanwhile, OPEC+ raises output, Brazil welcomes a massive oil discovery, Beijing braces for flooding, and Europe’s industrial engines sputter. Tune in: Markets, Mega‑Oil & Monsoon Mayhem.📡 doomscroll.fm

We scanned over 3,500 headlines so you didn’t have to.Your daily descent into global instability for August 4, 2025: Shaky U.S. jobs data send markets reeling, gold trails off, and investors brace for policy shifts. Meanwhile, OPEC+ raises output, Brazil welcomes a massive oil discovery, Beijing braces for flooding, and Europe’s industrial engines sputter. Tune in: Markets, Mega‑Oil & Monsoon Mayhem.📡 doomscroll.fm

We scanned over 3,500 headlines so you didn’t have to.Your daily descent into global instability for August 4, 2025: Shaky U.S. jobs data send markets reeling, gold trails off, and investors brace for policy shifts. Meanwhile, OPEC+ raises output, Brazil welcomes a massive oil discovery, Beijing braces for flooding, and Europe’s industrial engines sputter. Tune in: Markets, Mega‑Oil & Monsoon Mayhem.📡 doomscroll.fm

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 3,000 headlines today, so you didn’t have to!Today’s descent features a triple-stack of existential dread. A glitch in a major AI system reroutes emergency services across two continents, triggering mass confusion and at least one "non-critical" drone strike. Meanwhile, a North American heat dome turns entire zip codes into evacuation zones, and tech CEOs meet in an undisclosed bunker to discuss “continuity of governance” in case of internet-wide outages. Don’t worry—your smart fridge still works. For now.📡 doomscroll.fm

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 3,000 headlines today, so you didn’t have to!Today’s descent features a triple-stack of existential dread. A glitch in a major AI system reroutes emergency services across two continents, triggering mass confusion and at least one "non-critical" drone strike. Meanwhile, a North American heat dome turns entire zip codes into evacuation zones, and tech CEOs meet in an undisclosed bunker to discuss “continuity of governance” in case of internet-wide outages. Don’t worry—your smart fridge still works. For now.📡 doomscroll.fm

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 3,000 headlines today, so you didn’t have to!Today’s descent features a triple-stack of existential dread. A glitch in a major AI system reroutes emergency services across two continents, triggering mass confusion and at least one "non-critical" drone strike. Meanwhile, a North American heat dome turns entire zip codes into evacuation zones, and tech CEOs meet in an undisclosed bunker to discuss “continuity of governance” in case of internet-wide outages. Don’t worry—your smart fridge still works. For now.📡 doomscroll.fm

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 3,000 headlines today, so you didn’t have to!Today’s descent features a triple-stack of existential dread. A glitch in a major AI system reroutes emergency services across two continents, triggering mass confusion and at least one "non-critical" drone strike. Meanwhile, a North American heat dome turns entire zip codes into evacuation zones, and tech CEOs meet in an undisclosed bunker to discuss “continuity of governance” in case of internet-wide outages. Don’t worry—your smart fridge still works. For now.📡 doomscroll.fm

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 3,000 headlines today, so you didn’t have to!Today’s descent features a triple-stack of existential dread. A glitch in a major AI system reroutes emergency services across two continents, triggering mass confusion and at least one "non-critical" drone strike. Meanwhile, a North American heat dome turns entire zip codes into evacuation zones, and tech CEOs meet in an undisclosed bunker to discuss “continuity of governance” in case of internet-wide outages. Don’t worry—your smart fridge still works. For now.📡

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 3,100 headlines Today, so you didn’t have to!Today’s episode dives into the latest Cold War–style drama as Donald Trump orders two U.S. nuclear submarines into strategic positions—at least rhetorically—after Russia’s Dmitry Medvedev rattles the saber with references to the Soviet-era “dead hand” retaliation system. The crisis escalates from Ukraine ceasefire deadlines and tariff threats into cheek-by-jowl nuke‑taunt territory. Experts warn the exchange is dangerous posturing rather than military action, but with nuclear arsenals on the table, nobody is laughing.📡 doomscroll.fm

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 3,100 headlines Today, so you didn’t have to!Today’s episode dives into the latest Cold War–style drama as Donald Trump orders two U.S. nuclear submarines into strategic positions—at least rhetorically—after Russia’s Dmitry Medvedev rattles the saber with references to the Soviet-era “dead hand” retaliation system. The crisis escalates from Ukraine ceasefire deadlines and tariff threats into cheek-by-jowl nuke‑taunt territory. Experts warn the exchange is dangerous posturing rather than military action, but with nuclear arsenals on the table, nobody is laughing.📡 doomscroll.fm

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 3,100 headlines Today, so you didn’t have to!Today’s episode dives into the latest Cold War–style drama as Donald Trump orders two U.S. nuclear submarines into strategic positions—at least rhetorically—after Russia’s Dmitry Medvedev rattles the saber with references to the Soviet-era “dead hand” retaliation system. The crisis escalates from Ukraine ceasefire deadlines and tariff threats into cheek-by-jowl nuke‑taunt territory. Experts warn the exchange is dangerous posturing rather than military action, but with nuclear arsenals on the table, nobody is laughing.📡 doomscroll.fm

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 3,100 headlines Today, so you didn’t have to!Today’s episode dives into the latest Cold War–style drama as Donald Trump orders two U.S. nuclear submarines into strategic positions—at least rhetorically—after Russia’s Dmitry Medvedev rattles the saber with references to the Soviet-era “dead hand” retaliation system. The crisis escalates from Ukraine ceasefire deadlines and tariff threats into cheek-by-jowl nuke‑taunt territory. Experts warn the exchange is dangerous posturing rather than military action, but with nuclear arsenals on the table, nobody is laughing.📡 doomscroll.fm

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 3,100 headlines Today, so you didn’t have to!Today’s episode dives into the latest Cold War–style drama as Donald Trump orders two U.S. nuclear submarines into strategic positions—at least rhetorically—after Russia’s Dmitry Medvedev rattles the saber with references to the Soviet-era “dead hand” retaliation system. The crisis escalates from Ukraine ceasefire deadlines and tariff threats into cheek-by-jowl nuke‑taunt territory. Experts warn the exchange is dangerous posturing rather than military action, but with nuclear arsenals on the table, nobody is laughing.📡 doomscroll.fm

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 3,100 headlines Today, so you didn’t have to!Today’s episode dives into the latest Cold War–style drama as Donald Trump orders two U.S. nuclear submarines into strategic positions—at least rhetorically—after Russia’s Dmitry Medvedev rattles the saber with references to the Soviet-era “dead hand” retaliation system. The crisis escalates from Ukraine ceasefire deadlines and tariff threats into cheek-by-jowl nuke‑taunt territory. Experts warn the exchange is dangerous posturing rather than military action, but with nuclear arsenals on the table, nobody is laughing.📡 doomscroll.fm

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 3,100 headlines Today, so you didn’t have to!Today’s episode dives into the latest Cold War–style drama as Donald Trump orders two U.S. nuclear submarines into strategic positions—at least rhetorically—after Russia’s Dmitry Medvedev rattles the saber with references to the Soviet-era “dead hand” retaliation system. The crisis escalates from Ukraine ceasefire deadlines and tariff threats into cheek-by-jowl nuke‑taunt territory. Experts warn the exchange is dangerous posturing rather than military action, but with nuclear arsenals on the table, nobody is laughing.📡 doomscroll.fm

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 2,900 headlines Today, so you didn’t have to!Trump’s tariffs sweep across 92 nations—Canada, India, Brazil, Taiwan hit hardest—rattling markets. Futures slide, Amazon stumbles on poor earnings, pharma thrashed by presidential price‑cut demands Euro zone inflation stays stubbornly at 2%, keeping interest rates steady and traders uneasy after steep Fed cuts this summer Germany begins Patriot deliveries to Ukraine under U.S. agreement, while Foreign Minister Wadephul visits the West Bank and Germany starts air‑dropping aid into Gaza—but critics say it’s symbolic, not sufficient Kyiv suffers horrific drone‑missile barrage: at least 28 killed, including a 2‑year‑old in Russia’s largest strike yet World Lung Cancer Day launches, dismantling myths and pushing for early detection globally 📡 doomscroll.fm

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 2,900 headlines Today, so you didn’t have to!Trump’s tariffs sweep across 92 nations—Canada, India, Brazil, Taiwan hit hardest—rattling markets. Futures slide, Amazon stumbles on poor earnings, pharma thrashed by presidential price‑cut demands Euro zone inflation stays stubbornly at 2%, keeping interest rates steady and traders uneasy after steep Fed cuts this summer Germany begins Patriot deliveries to Ukraine under U.S. agreement, while Foreign Minister Wadephul visits the West Bank and Germany starts air‑dropping aid into Gaza—but critics say it’s symbolic, not sufficient Kyiv suffers horrific drone‑missile barrage: at least 28 killed, including a 2‑year‑old in Russia’s largest strike yet World Lung Cancer Day launches, dismantling myths and pushing for early detection globally 📡 doomscroll.fm

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 2,900 headlines Today, so you didn’t have to!Trump’s tariffs sweep across 92 nations—Canada, India, Brazil, Taiwan hit hardest—rattling markets. Futures slide, Amazon stumbles on poor earnings, pharma thrashed by presidential price‑cut demandsEuro zone inflation stays stubbornly at 2%, keeping interest rates steady and traders uneasy after steep Fed cuts this summerGermany begins Patriot deliveries to Ukraine under U.S. agreement, while Foreign Minister Wadephul visits the West Bank and Germany starts air‑dropping aid into Gaza—but critics say it’s symbolic, not sufficientKyiv suffers horrific drone‑missile barrage: at least 28 killed, including a 2‑year‑old in Russia’s largest strike yetWorld Lung Cancer Day launches, dismantling myths and pushing for early detection globally📡 doomscroll.fm

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 2,900 headlines Today, so you didn’t have to!Trump’s tariffs sweep across 92 nations—Canada, India, Brazil, Taiwan hit hardest—rattling markets. Futures slide, Amazon stumbles on poor earnings, pharma thrashed by presidential price‑cut demands Euro zone inflation stays stubbornly at 2%, keeping interest rates steady and traders uneasy after steep Fed cuts this summer Germany begins Patriot deliveries to Ukraine under U.S. agreement, while Foreign Minister Wadephul visits the West Bank and Germany starts air‑dropping aid into Gaza—but critics say it’s symbolic, not sufficient Kyiv suffers horrific drone‑missile barrage: at least 28 killed, including a 2‑year‑old in Russia’s largest strike yet World Lung Cancer Day launches, dismantling myths and pushing for early detection globally 📡 doomscroll.fm

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 2,900 headlines Today, so you didn’t have to!Trump’s tariffs sweep across 92 nations—Canada, India, Brazil, Taiwan hit hardest—rattling markets. Futures slide, Amazon stumbles on poor earnings, pharma thrashed by presidential price‑cut demands Euro zone inflation stays stubbornly at 2%, keeping interest rates steady and traders uneasy after steep Fed cuts this summer Germany begins Patriot deliveries to Ukraine under U.S. agreement, while Foreign Minister Wadephul visits the West Bank and Germany starts air‑dropping aid into Gaza—but critics say it’s symbolic, not sufficient Kyiv suffers horrific drone‑missile barrage: at least 28 killed, including a 2‑year‑old in Russia’s largest strike yet World Lung Cancer Day launches, dismantling myths and pushing for early detection globally 📡 doomscroll.fm

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 2,800 headlines so you didn’t have to.Today’s leisurely stroll through the global decay includes:An 8.8 magnitude quake slams Russia’s Kamchatka coast, triggering tsunami alerts across the Pacific while evacuation protocols spared devastation In Gaza, civilians die searching for food as starvation deepens under blockade, even as U.S. senators reject arms‑sale resolutions tied to the crisis Meanwhile, Russian drone and missile strikes flatten parts of Kyiv, killing civilians including a six‑year‑old boy and his mother On the trade front, Trump unleashes a tariff cyclone: 50 % on Brazil, 25 % on India, 15 % on South Korea—with copper futures crashing 19 % in response The IMF teases its new World Economic Outlook update, dropping hints on the global apocalypse ETA

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 2,800 headlines so you didn’t have to.Today’s leisurely stroll through the global decay includes:An 8.8 magnitude quake slams Russia’s Kamchatka coast, triggering tsunami alerts across the Pacific while evacuation protocols spared devastation In Gaza, civilians die searching for food as starvation deepens under blockade, even as U.S. senators reject arms‑sale resolutions tied to the crisis Meanwhile, Russian drone and missile strikes flatten parts of Kyiv, killing civilians including a six‑year‑old boy and his mother On the trade front, Trump unleashes a tariff cyclone: 50 % on Brazil, 25 % on India, 15 % on South Korea—with copper futures crashing 19 % in response The IMF teases its new World Economic Outlook update, dropping hints on the global apocalypse ETA

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 2,800 headlines so you didn’t have to.Today’s leisurely stroll through the global decay includes:An 8.8 magnitude quake slams Russia’s Kamchatka coast, triggering tsunami alerts across the Pacific while evacuation protocols spared devastation In Gaza, civilians die searching for food as starvation deepens under blockade, even as U.S. senators reject arms‑sale resolutions tied to the crisis Meanwhile, Russian drone and missile strikes flatten parts of Kyiv, killing civilians including a six‑year‑old boy and his mother On the trade front, Trump unleashes a tariff cyclone: 50 % on Brazil, 25 % on India, 15 % on South Korea—with copper futures crashing 19 % in response The IMF teases its new World Economic Outlook update, dropping hints on the global apocalypse ETA

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 2,800 headlines so you didn’t have to.Today’s leisurely stroll through the global decay includes:An 8.8 magnitude quake slams Russia’s Kamchatka coast, triggering tsunami alerts across the Pacific while evacuation protocols spared devastation In Gaza, civilians die searching for food as starvation deepens under blockade, even as U.S. senators reject arms‑sale resolutions tied to the crisis Meanwhile, Russian drone and missile strikes flatten parts of Kyiv, killing civilians including a six‑year‑old boy and his mother On the trade front, Trump unleashes a tariff cyclone: 50 % on Brazil, 25 % on India, 15 % on South Korea—with copper futures crashing 19 % in response The IMF teases its new World Economic Outlook update, dropping hints on the global apocalypse ETA

🎙️ Doomscroll.fm: We scanned over 2,800 headlines so you didn’t have to.Today’s leisurely stroll through the global decay includes:An 8.8 magnitude quake slams Russia’s Kamchatka coast, triggering tsunami alerts across the Pacific while evacuation protocols spared devastation In Gaza, civilians die searching for food as starvation deepens under blockade, even as U.S. senators reject arms‑sale resolutions tied to the crisis Meanwhile, Russian drone and missile strikes flatten parts of Kyiv, killing civilians including a six‑year‑old boy and his mother On the trade front, Trump unleashes a tariff cyclone: 50 % on Brazil, 25 % on India, 15 % on South Korea—with copper futures crashing 19 % in response The IMF teases its new World Economic Outlook update, dropping hints on the global apocalypse ETA

We scanned over 2,800 headlines so you didn’t have to.Today’s shrapnel parade through global decay includes:A magnitude 8.8 quake slams Russia’s Far East, sending tsunami alerts across the Pacific like a seismic push notification from hell.Gaza crosses the starvation threshold, but hey—here's your daily ad for meal kits.And Zelensky’s inner circle signals the war might only end the old-fashioned way: with more fire.Meanwhile, Trump draws a red line he’ll forget by Thursday, Stellantis braces for tariffageddon, and the IMF quietly updates the apocalypse ETA.NASA and ISRO drop a climate spy in orbit to track it all—because if Earth’s going to end, we might as well get the resolution right.📡 doomscroll.fm

We scanned over 2,800 headlines so you didn’t have to.Today’s shrapnel parade through global decay includes:A magnitude 8.8 quake slams Russia’s Far East, sending tsunami alerts across the Pacific like a seismic push notification from hell.Gaza crosses the starvation threshold, but hey—here's your daily ad for meal kits.And Zelensky’s inner circle signals the war might only end the old-fashioned way: with more fire.Meanwhile, Trump draws a red line he’ll forget by Thursday, Stellantis braces for tariffageddon, and the IMF quietly updates the apocalypse ETA.NASA and ISRO drop a climate spy in orbit to track it all—because if Earth’s going to end, we might as well get the resolution right.

We scanned over 2,800 headlines so you didn’t have to.Today’s shrapnel parade through global decay includes:A magnitude 8.8 quake slams Russia’s Far East, sending tsunami alerts across the Pacific like a seismic push notification from hell.Gaza crosses the starvation threshold, but hey—here's your daily ad for meal kits.And Zelensky’s inner circle signals the war might only end the old-fashioned way: with more fire.Meanwhile, Trump draws a red line he’ll forget by Thursday, Stellantis braces for tariffageddon, and the IMF quietly updates the apocalypse ETA.NASA and ISRO drop a climate spy in orbit to track it all—because if Earth’s going to end, we might as well get the resolution right.

We scanned over 2,800 headlines so you didn’t have to.Today’s shrapnel parade through global decay includes:A magnitude 8.8 quake slams Russia’s Far East, sending tsunami alerts across the Pacific like a seismic push notification from hell.Gaza crosses the starvation threshold, but hey—here's your daily ad for meal kits.And Zelensky’s inner circle signals the war might only end the old-fashioned way: with more fire.Meanwhile, Trump draws a red line he’ll forget by Thursday, Stellantis braces for tariffageddon, and the IMF quietly updates the apocalypse ETA.NASA and ISRO drop a climate spy in orbit to track it all—because if Earth’s going to end, we might as well get the resolution right.📡 doomscroll.fm

We scanned over 2,800 headlines so you didn’t have to.Today’s shrapnel parade through global decay includes:A magnitude 8.8 quake slams Russia’s Far East, sending tsunami alerts across the Pacific like a seismic push notification from hell.Gaza crosses the starvation threshold, but hey—here's your daily ad for meal kits.And Zelensky’s inner circle signals the war might only end the old-fashioned way: with more fire.Meanwhile, Trump draws a red line he’ll forget by Thursday, Stellantis braces for tariffageddon, and the IMF quietly updates the apocalypse ETA.NASA and ISRO drop a climate spy in orbit to track it all—because if Earth’s going to end, we might as well get the resolution right.📡 doomscroll.fm

We scanned 2,700+ headlines so you didn’t have to.Today’s scorched route through the wreckage includes:A mass shooting in a Manhattan office tower, A jet fire escape in Denver that looked more theme park than emergency, and a country that still lets Trump pretend he didn’t know Epstein...In other news, Denmark becomes a destination wedding funnel for foreigners, Thailand revives colonial cosplay, and somewhere in Mexico, someone’s dressing the dead for export.Stellantis gears up for tariffageddon, and you’re still doomscrolling. The smoke? Yeah, it’s coming from inside the algorithm.📡 doomscroll.fm

We scanned 2,700+ headlines so you didn’t have to.Today’s scorched route through the wreckage includes:A mass shooting in a Manhattan office tower, A jet fire escape in Denver that looked more theme park than emergency, and a country that still lets Trump pretend he didn’t know Epstein...In other news, Denmark becomes a destination wedding funnel for foreigners, Thailand revives colonial cosplay, and somewhere in Mexico, someone’s dressing the dead for export.Stellantis gears up for tariffageddon, and you’re still doomscrolling. The smoke? Yeah, it’s coming from inside the algorithm.📡 doomscroll.fm

We scanned 2,700+ headlines so you didn’t have to.Today’s scorched route through the wreckage includes:A mass shooting in a Manhattan office tower, A jet fire escape in Denver that looked more theme park than emergency, and a country that still lets Trump pretend he didn’t know Epstein...In other news, Denmark becomes a destination wedding funnel for foreigners, Thailand revives colonial cosplay, and somewhere in Mexico, someone’s dressing the dead for export.Stellantis gears up for tariffageddon, and you’re still doomscrolling. The smoke? Yeah, it’s coming from inside the algorithm.📡 doomscroll.fm

We scanned 2,700+ headlines so you didn’t have to.Today’s scorched route through the wreckage includes:A mass shooting in a Manhattan office tower, A jet fire escape in Denver that looked more theme park than emergency, and a country that still lets Trump pretend he didn’t know Epstein...In other news, Denmark becomes a destination wedding funnel for foreigners, Thailand revives colonial cosplay, and somewhere in Mexico, someone’s dressing the dead for export.Stellantis gears up for tariffageddon, and you’re still doomscrolling. The smoke? Yeah, it’s coming from inside the algorithm.📡 doomscroll.fm

We scanned 2,700+ headlines so you didn’t have to.Today’s scorched route through the wreckage includes:A mass shooting in a Manhattan office tower, A jet fire escape in Denver that looked more theme park than emergency, and a country that still lets Trump pretend he didn’t know Epstein...In other news, Denmark becomes a destination wedding funnel for foreigners, Thailand revives colonial cosplay, and somewhere in Mexico, someone’s dressing the dead for export.Stellantis gears up for tariffageddon, and you’re still doomscrolling. The smoke? Yeah, it’s coming from inside the algorithm.📡 doomscroll.fm

We scanned 2,700+ headlines so you didn’t have to.Today’s scorched route through the wreckage includes:A mass shooting in a Manhattan office tower, A jet fire escape in Denver that looked more theme park than emergency, and a country that still lets Trump pretend he didn’t know Epstein...In other news, Denmark becomes a destination wedding funnel for foreigners, Thailand revives colonial cosplay, and somewhere in Mexico, someone’s dressing the dead for export.Stellantis gears up for tariffageddon, and you’re still doomscrolling. The smoke? Yeah, it’s coming from inside the algorithm.📡 doomscroll.fm

Today’s feed is brought to you by 15% tariffs, failed empires, and the sharp edge of late capitalism — literally.Trump and the EU did a handshake cosplay in Brussels, trading tariffs for photo ops like it’s prom season for autocrats. Meanwhile, a Michigan teen brought a blade to Walmart and democracy brought a shrug. ICE arrested a Delta pilot on the tarmac like this is Narcos: Spirit Airlines edition. Google failed to warn 10 million people about an earthquake, but don’t worry — they did show you a YouTube ad for toothpaste. And in Arkansas, a couple got murdered mid-hike while their kids watched — just another reminder that the family vacation is now a horror genre.Also: Thailand and Cambodia try peace talks again, Adam Sandler refuses to quit comedy, and tech bros fantasize about ghost sex. It's a hell buffet — we just read over 2,600 articles to garnish it.This is Doomscroll.fm. Stay doomed.

Today’s feed is brought to you by 15% tariffs, failed empires, and the sharp edge of late capitalism — literally.Trump and the EU did a handshake cosplay in Brussels, trading tariffs for photo ops like it’s prom season for autocrats. Meanwhile, a Michigan teen brought a blade to Walmart and democracy brought a shrug. ICE arrested a Delta pilot on the tarmac like this is Narcos: Spirit Airlines edition. Google failed to warn 10 million people about an earthquake, but don’t worry — they did show you a YouTube ad for toothpaste. And in Arkansas, a couple got murdered mid-hike while their kids watched — just another reminder that the family vacation is now a horror genre.Also: Thailand and Cambodia try peace talks again, Adam Sandler refuses to quit comedy, and tech bros fantasize about ghost sex. It's a hell buffet — we just read over 2,600 articles to garnish it.

Today’s feed is brought to you by 15% tariffs, failed empires, and the sharp edge of late capitalism — literally.Trump and the EU did a handshake cosplay in Brussels, trading tariffs for photo ops like it’s prom season for autocrats. Meanwhile, a Michigan teen brought a blade to Walmart and democracy brought a shrug. ICE arrested a Delta pilot on the tarmac like this is Narcos: Spirit Airlines edition. Google failed to warn 10 million people about an earthquake, but don’t worry — they did show you a YouTube ad for toothpaste. And in Arkansas, a couple got murdered mid-hike while their kids watched — just another reminder that the family vacation is now a horror genre.Also: Thailand and Cambodia try peace talks again, Adam Sandler refuses to quit comedy, and tech bros fantasize about ghost sex. It's a hell buffet — we just read over 2,600 articles to garnish it.

Today’s feed is brought to you by 15% tariffs, failed empires, and the sharp edge of late capitalism — literally.Trump and the EU did a handshake cosplay in Brussels, trading tariffs for photo ops like it’s prom season for autocrats. Meanwhile, a Michigan teen brought a blade to Walmart and democracy brought a shrug. ICE arrested a Delta pilot on the tarmac like this is Narcos: Spirit Airlines edition. Google failed to warn 10 million people about an earthquake, but don’t worry — they did show you a YouTube ad for toothpaste. And in Arkansas, a couple got murdered mid-hike while their kids watched — just another reminder that the family vacation is now a horror genre.Also: Thailand and Cambodia try peace talks again, Adam Sandler refuses to quit comedy, and tech bros fantasize about ghost sex. It's a hell buffet — we just read over 2,600 articles to garnish it.

This is Doomscroll.fm, broadcasting from a crater of good intentions and a signal duct-taped to a shopping cart full of regrets. Today’s top stories include a stabbing frenzy at a Michigan Walmart (America’s Olympic sport), Israel pausing just long enough to reload, and Trump haunting golf courses from Scotland to your psyche. Thailand and Cambodia are shelling each other over colonial bruises, and 72,000 nudes from a dating app just joined the cloud.We read over 2,500 articles so you don’t have to. Most barely qualified as news. Some made us gag. Welcome to the feed.🛰️ doomscroll.fm

This is Doomscroll.fm, broadcasting from a crater of good intentions and a signal duct-taped to a shopping cart full of regrets. Today’s top stories include a stabbing frenzy at a Michigan Walmart (America’s Olympic sport), Israel pausing just long enough to reload, and Trump haunting golf courses from Scotland to your psyche. Thailand and Cambodia are shelling each other over colonial bruises, and 72,000 nudes from a dating app just joined the cloud.We read over 2,500 articles so you don’t have to. Most barely qualified as news. Some made us gag. Welcome to the feed.🛰️ doomscroll.fm

This is Doomscroll.fm, broadcasting from a crater of good intentions and a signal duct-taped to a shopping cart full of regrets. Today’s top stories include a stabbing frenzy at a Michigan Walmart (America’s Olympic sport), Israel pausing just long enough to reload, and Trump haunting golf courses from Scotland to your psyche. Thailand and Cambodia are shelling each other over colonial bruises, and 72,000 nudes from a dating app just joined the cloud.We read over 2,500 articles so you don’t have to. Most barely qualified as news. Some made us gag. Welcome to the feed.🛰️ doomscroll.fm

This is Doomscroll.fm, broadcasting from a crater of good intentions and a signal duct-taped to a shopping cart full of regrets. Today’s top stories include a stabbing frenzy at a Michigan Walmart (America’s Olympic sport), Israel pausing just long enough to reload, and Trump haunting golf courses from Scotland to your psyche. Thailand and Cambodia are shelling each other over colonial bruises, and 72,000 nudes from a dating app just joined the cloud.We read over 2,500 articles so you don’t have to. Most barely qualified as news. Some made us gag. Welcome to the feed.🛰️ doomscroll.fm

This is Doomscroll.fm, broadcasting from a crater of good intentions and a signal duct-taped to a shopping cart full of regrets. Today’s top stories include a stabbing frenzy at a Michigan Walmart (America’s Olympic sport), Israel pausing just long enough to reload, and Trump haunting golf courses from Scotland to your psyche. Thailand and Cambodia are shelling each other over colonial bruises, and 72,000 nudes from a dating app just joined the cloud.We read over 2,500 articles so you don’t have to. Most barely qualified as news. Some made us gag. Welcome to the feed.🛰️ doomscroll.fm