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Comedian Dave Ross comes on the Bozoathon at, what, 2:30am? To discuss: *This can't be recapped. *Explicit lyrics

Astros Great Kevin Goldstein, for some unknown reason, joins the Bozoathon (right after the Astros lost the first game to Oakland) to discuss: *What it's like to overreact to 0.6% of the season *How to regulate #AstrosTwitter *The amount of information they have, that we don't have *Discussions within the front office *His prediction for when we will hit the wall *So much more

At 12:17am (5:17 into the show) WFAA's Levi Weaver came on to talk about: *Jon Daniels and the Rangers' decision not to swap series *When we were gonna hate life *Patrick and James disarm a potentially volatile situation *The best heckler in Texas

Patrick and James return from the Bozoathon Layoff to discuss: *What were you doing in Fall 2001? *Have the Astros ever lied to us? *The painful rebuild to present. *Postseason questions: McCullers? Beltran? Fisher? Verlander? *We recap the highs and many, many lows of the Bozoathon. Sponsored, for now, by Bravado Spice

Patrick, James, and (sometimes Tim) talk to Nick Mundy about: *The rotation *Options if the rotation isn't ready *Who's not on the playoff roster

Patrick and James talk to Space City WX's Matt Lanza about... *How did Hurricane Harvey happen? *When did things go wrong? *What meteorological models are the most reliable? *A bunch of weather stuff *What does the European model say about the 2017 Astros post-season?

Patrick and James (mostly Patrick) talk to WORLD-RENOWNED comedienne Nikki Glaser, between shows in Houston, about: *What a terrible idea the Bozoathon is *Bumble and the problems with dating apps *The use of LOL *James is actually The Catch

MLB.com's Jonathan Mayo joins the Bozoathon to discuss: *The Verlander Trade *The Astros farm system *Houston, in general

Patrick and James talk to Comedy Central's, The Onion's, The President's Show's Mike Drucker about: *Living through hurricanes *The funniest joke/bit I've ever heard

Part One of Patrick Hates the Moon

Patrick and James talk to Fat Tony on the Bozoathon about: -Fat Tony's *very extremely good* album MacGregor Park -Fat Tony's experience with hurricanes -History of Houston rap cross-pollenation -What Fat Tony has going on

It's the Lana Berry segment of the 24-hour Bozoathon! Recorded during the evening of Friday, September 8, we talk about: *The Rangers *How many children Jon Daniels has sent to a Romanian prison camp *The outlook of the Rangers/Astros rivalry *Audio quality is meh. Deal with it.

Patrick and James discuss the latest disaster to befall Houston as well as: *Friend/Family check *Harvey is a punk-ass bitch *Similarities to Ike *Joel Osteen is the White T.D. Jakes *Aren'tlington *A bunch of other stuff *Announcing the Lima Time Time Podcastathon *Give our sacks of money to the Houston Food Bank Sponsored by Bravado Spice.

Patrick and James discuss: *The slump *How stupid the slump actually is *The injuries, oh God, the injuries *Tyler Clippard is Will Harris until Will Harris gets back and then things are good again *The AL teams what scare us most *Keuchel's return *Dustin Zoolander *Colby Rasmus weighs in on Nazis and snakes and the moon Sponsored by Bravado Spice, who are great people with a great product who owe us great sacks of money.

James flies solo to talk to his traitorous brother-in-law about his Rangers fandom, as well as: *Why is this dude a Rangers fan *Hole Camels *Other stuff *Rougned Odor's little brother jerking off teammates *Which Astros would he swap out for trash Rangers players *Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice

Patrick & James discuss: *Continued thoughts on the Trade Deadline That Wasn't *How Patrick would respond to Dallas Keuchel, were he Jeff Luhnow *Justin Verlander - with not a single mention of Kate Upton *Baseball was not meant for Twitter *Questions, answered. Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice who are definitely contractually obligated to provide us sacks of money.

Patrick and James discuss the following: *The trade deadline *Losing Aoki *Upgrading to Fisher *A special appearance from James' wife Kami *No one knows anything *Please don't tweet *Throwing a book in the fire when you're halfway through *Don't Sponsored, as always (and for now) by Bravado Spice

James flies solo while Patrick "Hollywood" McLellan is at a party on a Wednesday night and goes off on... *Trading for Yu Darvish, in terms of Aroldis Chapman and the Cubs *Some questions, answered *Mostly it's about trading for Yu Darvish Brought to you, as always, by Bravado Spice.

It's Episode 54 of Lima Time Time! Patrick and James... *Initially despair over Carlos Correa's hand injury *Discuss potential trade targets *Patrick is Billy Beane; James is Jeff Luhnow *James is Billy Beane; Patrick is Jeff Luhnow *Is this the window? *The Astros are Alabama *Probably other stuff *Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice.

James and his buddy Joe's 10-year old son Sammy talk about: *The Jose Quintana trade *Who's on Sammy's list for the Astros? *Biggest surprise/disappointment of the 1st Half *World Series predictions! Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice!

Patrick and James make a triumphant return and talk about: *A review of the Diamond Club *Ranking the Houston sports GMs *Idolizing a front office *Fake hustle *Alex Bregman and the #AstrosTwitter culture *Fixing the All-Star Gam Sponsored by Bravado Spice and Out of the Park Baseball!

Patrick and James talk about a wide variety of subjects, including: *Playing Oakland *The weakness of the AL West *Would you trade the Corpus roster for Mike Trout? *Trade candidates: who needs 'em? *What is Derek Fisher? *The Astros' start helping the trade market *2017 vs 2005 And a lot of other things I don't necessarily remember. Sponsored, as always (for now), by Bravado Spice.

Patrick and James return for the first time after coming off the 10-Day DL and discuss: *How much of the sky is actually falling? *Yu Darvish *The best pitchers in the AL *Are the Astros gaming the 10-Day DL? *Trade scenarios (if necessary) *Jeff Banister's bit *Snake City *What do you do if you're drafted by a team you hate? And a whole lot more! Sponsored, as always, by our friends at Bravado Spice and by the new burgeoning metropolis Snake City.

Patrick loses his cool about the show Lost as a guest on The Whiskey Brothers Podcast

Pat, James, and special returning guest Nick Mundy discuss: *Is this real life, is this just fantasy? *Which starter, if any, would you go get? *Would the 2004-2005 Astros hate this team? *George Springer or Kyle Tucker? *Or Derek Fisher? *Astros Twitter Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice. The best hot sauce you could put in your mouth.

On the new Lima Time Time, Pat & James discuss: *The miracle that happened today *Was today's game the greatest game in franchise history (hint: yes)? *Charlie Morton's injury and its impact *James goes to the bathroom for the first time in show history *Minute Maid Park attendance *Derek Fisher conspiracy theory *Trading for another pitcher Sponsored, somehow and as always, by Bravado Spice, who owe us sacks of money.

Pat & James reconvene to discuss... *The Astros' hot start *Shrooms *Mike Fiers, probably *A bunch of other stuff I can't remember because it was two days ago when we recorded. Brought to you, as always, by Bravado Spice.

After four hours of editing so that you jackals can "listen to Pat sound good," Pat & James discuss: *Going 5-2 against the Rangers/Angels *Upcoming series in New York *Derek Jeter: Sexual Ninja *Mike Fiers *Can we anoint another Possum King? And more! Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice.

Pat and James struggle to find things to criticize and/or complain about, decide not to talk too much about the Astros. Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice.

In lieu of the Roggits game this afternoon, James checks in with his 10-year old buddy Sammy to talk about the state of baseball after three weeks, including: *Who's for real? *Who's not for real? *What is Madison Bumgarner thinking? *Who should the Astros target for the rotation? And more! Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice.

Pat and an ill James discuss many topics, including: *The A's are cowards and their stadium is an eel hazard *Carlos Correa's hand *How much pleasure should you take in the Rangers' struggles? *A Cooperstown story *Many other Astros and non-Astros topics! Sponsored, as always by Bravado Spice.

It's Opening Day! Pat is in a really bad mood for no good reason at all. Among the topics he angrily discusses: *Rating the Astros offseason, once and for all *Most worrisome AL teams *Over/Unders And more! Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice - the best hot sauce you'll ever put in your mouth.

It's Episode 42 of Lima Time Time! In which Pat and James talk... *Are the Astros Brad Peacock's crazy girlfriend? *An awful lot about J.D. Martinez *James Hoyt or Jandel Gustave? *Who was the Can't Missiest prospect the Astros have had? *Could you hit Tony Sipp? And more! Sponsored - as always - by our friends at Bravado Spice

Pat and James talk about: *Nothing really *James challenges Pat to name the Astros' 1st Round draft picks since 2007 Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice

Pat & James try again on this whole "recording audio" thing. Among the things we talk about: *What about Colin Moran and A.J. Reed? *What about switching Correa and Bregman? *Would you join the Rangers? And more! Brought to you, as always, by Bravado Spice.

Pat and James try a way to make overall audio better. So we discuss: a) Spring Training, I guess b) Who do you hate? Sponsored, for now, by Bravado Spice

Pat and James talk about: *The excitement of Bravado Spice's new sauce *The importance of Spring Training (again) *Astros Twitter Madness *FanGraphs' Over/Unders *More! Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice (@BravadoSpice)

It's a bonus interview with the Boston Herald's Evan Drellich (formerly of the Houston Chronicle)! We discuss... *The awfulness of Darren Rovell *His heated radio show with two guys from Boston whose names I can't currently remember *The difference between Houston and Boston *The Astros controlling their narrative *Astros/Red Sox ALCS? Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice

In the Season 2 debut, Pat and James talk about: *The Cheatin'-ass Cardinals' punishment *The World Baseball Classic *How much does Spring Training matter *The 2012 Top 10 Astros prospects *And...more! Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice.

Pat and James are joined by Extremely Famous Guests Nick Mundy and Clint Gage to discuss... *Bagwell's HOF election *Going to Cooperstown (which was met by many jeers) *Bagwell's Legacy *Who is the next Astro Hall of Famer *Casting the entire 2004 Astros roster *Quintana, Archer, or Gray?

Pat and James welcome former Houston Chronicle beat writer and current St. Louis Post-Dispatch columnist Jose de Jesus Ortiz to discuss: *The Hall of Fame *2004 vs 2005 *Drayton McLane *Carlos Beltran *Are the Astros in a better position now than in 2005 *US Soccer And more! Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice! Use the code "Take10" on BravadoSpice.com to receive a 10% discount off your order.

Pat and James discuss the recent additions of Josh Reddick, Brian McCann, and Carlos Beltran. Also discussed: *Have the Astros done enough to catch the Rangers *Do we actually want/need Chris Sale? *Jeff Bagwell and the Hall of Fame *Steve Bartman because why not *We also happily give away two prize packs from our good friends at Bravado Spice! *Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice

Patrick and James welcome special guest Lance McCullers Jr on to Lima Time Time to discuss the following topics: *The terribleness of Twitter *Of Mice and Men *Removing Tal's Hill *Growing up in a baseball family *Who are his BFFs on the team? *Playing fantasy sports *Favorite places to pitch ...and more! Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice.

James and his friend Joe's 10-year old son Sammy talk about the addition of Brian McCann, Josh Reddick, Chris Sale, and how much it would take to lock up Jose Altuve. Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice.

Patrick and James return from Sabbatical to talk to Astros Director of Pro Scouting - and Former Baseball Podcasting Royalty - Kevin Goldstein. Among the topics: *The crapshoot that is the playoffs *The rise of Alex Bregman *Who can we blame for the 2016 Astros? *Injury bugs and the grind of playing 162 games *Jim Crane stories! *We try to bait him into commenting on specific players *Kevin mocks both Patrick and James for their musical tastes And more! Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice.

Patrick & James discuss... *The end of the season *When the season ended *Keuchel's situation vs Rasmus's situation *Whose DMs get lit up *The plan for Lima Time Time in the offseason *Other things Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice

Patrick and James don't concede the season, but offer Last Rites for the 2016 Astros. Also discussed: *The Tragedy of Jose Fernandez *Will you miss Tal's Hill? *The randomness of a bullpen *Is this season a success? *Ken Giles' mental state *The untenability of Jake Marisnick *Sept 30: Ole Day Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice

Patrick and James welcome special guest Nick Mundy back on the show to discuss: *Three totally different viewpoints of the exact same season *Are the playoffs out of the question? *Who starts the Wild Card game? *Astros fans starting to travel? *Is George Springer actually Craig Biggio, and not in a good way? These topics and more are brought to you by Bravado Spice!

Patrick and James have uneasy feelings about the remaining games in the baseball season, and you get to listen to the feelings, which include: *How the Astros get in the playoffs *Revisiting Carlos Gomez's swing *How many starting pitchers do the Astros need? *Is this the most frustrating Astros team in history? Sponsored, as always by Bravado Spice.

Pat and James talk to Special Guest Levi Weaver about the Rangers' Devil Magic, The Most-Hated Rangers, The Most-Hated Astros and *How you feel about September *The Awfulness of the Rotation *Other Stuff ...sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice