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she’s a wife now

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she’s officially a wife and the wedding of the year has happened—welcome back to delusional diaries, where Halley and Jaz are recapping every single chaotic, emotional, hilarious moment from the big day. from wedding blackouts to maid-of-honor speech shenanigans, this episode is what happens when two best friends survive a wedding weekend and live to tell the tale.the girls kick things off with post-wedding reflections—did Jaz feel “the shift” after getting married? spoiler: not exactly. they break down the welcome party hangovers, viral tiktoks, the mcdonald’s at the afterparty, a very controversial bouquet toss, and the iconic dessert room that’s still living rent-free in everyone’s mind. Halley shares what it’s like watching your best friend get married, and Jaz dishes out the one piece of advice she’d give every future bride…from content strategy secrets to guest list regrets, drunken debriefs, and the existential dread of returning to real life after the party ends, this episode is everything you didn’t see on the instagram grid or the for you page. stream it now for all the delusional, newlywed energy you didn’t know you needed.Timestamps 0:15 - Jaz is a wife 12:14 - Halley’s tips on writing a maid of honor speech 14:30 - All wedding questions answered 40:40 - What happened to Halley’s gift for Jaz?46:00 - Halley’s perspective on having a wedding 49:29 - How did Jaz decide on who gets a plus one at her wedding51:46 - Did Jaz have a last dance with Kevin?Links:Quince: Go to quince.com/delusional for free shipping and 365 returns See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 5, 202557 min

the calm before the wedding

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it’s officially wedding week on Delusional Diaries! your favorite girls are back, and chaos has never sounded more celebratory. Jaz kicks things off by confessing to yet another blackout—this time, on purpose—so that she can hear, but then forget, Halley’s maid-of-honor speech before the big day. the girls dive into the hilarity that ensued at dinner, including Jaz heckling the speech and Halley workshopping it with their wedding-savvy friend Kian.with a jam-packed week ahead, Halley shares her excitement and nerves, while Jaz grapples with unpredictable alcohol tolerance levels and a sleepover with Halley’s dog, Oslo. things get unfiltered fast during this week’s B***hing Hour—Jaz vents about online haters accusing her of “bad omens,” her ongoing real estate nightmare, and much more. Halley adds her own grievances, including the shock of discovering her couch covered in what she thought was sand… but wasn’t.this episode is all about the build-up to what has now been called, the royal wedding. if you’re in it for the calm before the storm (or the wedding in this case), pour a drink, pick a comfortable spot, and enjoy the mayhem.Timestamps: 0:06 - Jaz blacking out 6:04 - Bitching hour13:42 - Propaganda we aren’t falling for 34:22 - What are your ins and outs of living in NYC37:35 - Going on trips with friends 39:46 - Hot takes on influencer marketing43:15 - Sharpay’s daughter46:01 - What was your worst era of life?52:07 - Where do you think our friendship will be in 5 years?Links: Nutrafol: $10 off first month subscription and free shipping at nutrafol.com with promo code delusionalQuince: Go to quince.com/delusional for free shipping and 365 returns Soul: 30% off your order at getsoul.com with promo code delusional DraftKings: Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES. New players can play $5 on anything and get 350 Casino Spins instantly on a featured slot gameSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 29, 202556 min

pre-wedding catch up

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Halley and Jaz are back from Miami and very much in need of a reset. In this episode of Delusional Diaries, they recap their chaotic trip filled with blackout martinis, accidental oysters, and one too many dinners (literally). Jaz open ups about her truly chaotic miami night—so chaotic, in fact, that the debrief is actually a rollercoaster & missing some parts, because well, she did in fact BLACK OUT. the girls dive into the group dynamics of the trip, the surprising joys of meeting online mutuals IRL, and the dangerous game of airport roulette via Newark and Miami International.they also get real about the pressure of online personas versus real-life energy, awkward post-lunch pregnancy assumptions, and pre-wedding tea in a way only they can—raw, hilarious, and just a little unhinged. Jaz shares the moment her shoe guy thought she was pregnant, Halley talks overpriced fitness classes, and they discuss why Miami is both their least favorite and somehow still fun city.it’s a kinda insane catch-up filled with overshares, giggles, and a strong PSA: be very careful with martinis and Miami. Timestamps: 0:30 - F1 and Miami trip9:30 - Jaz and Halley storytime15:30 - New segment of the week: Bitching Hour 29:16 - Being a wife, family relationships, and the wedding 36:33 - Would you be able to date me? 39:32 - Is being nice to someone you don’t like being fake?49:47 - Compliments and what people say 51:32 - Being an influencer Links: DraftKings: Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES. New players can play $5 on anything and get 350 Casino Spins instantly on a featured slot gameHelloFresh: hellofresh.com/delusional10fm for 10 free meals with a free item See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 22, 202557 min

it’s not that deep.

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we are fresh off Stagecoach and diving into all the drama, laughs, and ear infections that came with it. from Jaz’s near-tears flight with a sinus infection to watching Blue Ivy absolutely eat on stage and bumping into Shay Mitchell at the BÉIS house, this trip was anything but ordinary. we unpack the realities of festival culture (is Stagecoach really that chill?), share a wild Taylor Swift dream, and spiral into a hilarious debate about Swifties, Disney adults, and just how far is too far in fan culture.we also open up about relationships — how we celebrate anniversaries, what makes a wedding worth the cost, and why Jaz is not here for wedding day sponsorships. plus, expect plenty of chaotic sidebars: childhood asthma attacks, ENT horror stories, strict parents, au pair opinions, grandparent nickname beef, and the one pair of shorts our boyfriends just won’t throw away.it’s unfiltered, dramatic, weirdly educational, and entirely delusional in the best way. buckle up. First Aid Beauty: Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diariesZocDoc: Zocdoc.com/diariesGoogle Gemini: Gemini Student account for free access if you sign up before June 30 gemini.google/students See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 15, 20251h 5m

delusional gals on the go ft Danielle Carolan & Brooke Miccio

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These are the Diaries of Gals that are DELUSIONAL AND ON THE GO…🌶️This week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are joined by two amazing YouTubers/Podcasters/Creators (they do EVERYTHING!!!) — Brooke and Danielle from Gals on the Go—for a cross-pod collab you didn’t know you needed.The girls embark on this episode to yap about the golden age of YouTube and how Danielle & Brooke gained their fame through it, they bond through the social media talk and their respective journeys, and they take a full look at the transition from YouTube to short format content. They share their thoughts on the realities of vlogging in public, the emotional labor of always being “on,” and the importance of maintaining humility in an oversharing culture. The four also discuss life in New York, an-almost-move to Florida, their personal life updates and so much more…If you’re looking for some SATC vibes or the ultimate girly experience: this episode’s for you. Social media talks, brand trips, life as a girl in her 20s: you name it! Join us this week for a candid, unfiltered conversation that blends chaos, comedy, and girlhood all in one.DraftKings: Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES. New players can play $5 on anything and get 350 Casino Spins instantly on a featured slot gameNutrafol: For a limited time, use code DELUSIONAL to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comSoul: Use code DELUSIONAL to get 30% off your entire order at www.GetSoul.comGoogle Gemini: Gemini Student account for free access if you sign up before June 30 gemini.google/studentsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 8, 20251h 9m

If you see us running... no you didn't

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​​This week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are back and as unfiltered as ever—Botoxed, bloated, and buzzing (literally). The episode kicks off with a full rundown on their latest cosmetic adventures, including Masseter Botox, frozen foreheads, and whether or not your face feeling “snatched” is fact or fantasy.From there, the chaos only builds. Halley shares the saga of her weekend in the Midwest, complete with broken planes, violent airplane AC, and a terrifyingly old Delta aircraft. Meanwhile, Jaz spent Easter in New Jersey watching a VHS love letter Kevin’s dad made for his mom—and suddenly, all of Kevin’s quirks made perfect sense.The girls also dive deep into the debate: dry weddings vs. open bars. They’re talking party etiquette, guest expectations, and why cutting alcohol to save money might be the biggest bridal red flag of all. Plus, there’s a viral TikTok wedding discourse to unpack, and they’re not holding back.But this isn’t even a quarter of it… because there’s so much more going on in this week’s episode. It’s messy, real, and full of that best friend energy you didn’t know you needed. Whether you’re here for the Botox chat or the emotional breakthroughs, this episode is a ride from start to finish.First Aid Beauty Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diariesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 1, 202551 min

They're fighting again

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In this chaotic catch-up episode of Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz recap a whirlwind of travelling, having fun and life updates—and they’re not holding back. Jaz breaks down the unexpected hate she got for her Coachella outfits, how she’s apparently dressing “too chill,” and why being comfy should not be controversial.The two dive group chat drama inspired by a viral TikTok skit (it’s not what it looks like), and the very serious crime of bringing your boyfriend to an all-girls dinner. There’s also a deep dive into the anxiety of massages, Delta One obsessions, and whether or not they’d snitch if one of them cheated (spoiler: things get intense). Oh—and of course, there’s some light screaming on a beach over a Waterboy brand video.This episode is funny, a little unhinged, and surprisingly heartfelt—the perfect mix of oversharing, hot takes, and bestie chaos. Tune in to take it all in! Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 24, 20251h 4m

Halley Kate Core ft Bran

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Everyone’s favorite influencer, @bran_flakezz, is sitting down with us in this week’s episode, and it is nothing short of iconic. We get extremely real & bring a conversation that encapsulates the energy of our friendship. From prepping for Tulum to reflecting on Philly fame and Coachella chaos, nothing is off-limits. Bran opens up about buying two pairs of the same boots (and defends it passionately), handling internet drama with unexpected kindness, and how it really feels to be treated like a celeb in his own city. Plus, the crew dives into parasocial relationships, the origin of “Halley Kate Core,” festival hot takes, and why being a good person always wins—even when the internet says otherwise. It’s unhinged. It’s honest. It’s so on brand. Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES Whether you’re into fashion, influencer tea, or just love a real-deal friendship convo, this one’s for you. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 17, 20251h 3m

it's giving me the ick

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We’re diving into your icks sent in on Instagram, talking through workout reviews and some major life updates.. From moving updates, wedding updates, Tiktok Drama, and upcoming trips. Whether you’re looking for behind-the-scenes insights, hot takes or just a fun chat to keep you company, this episode has it all!Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES - Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries - Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 10, 20251h 2m

codependent or bffs?

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We’re diving into a conversation that is nothing short of raw, real, and completely unfiltered. From wedding updates from Jaz to a deep dive into the wild world of influencers, we’re pulling back the curtain and spilling ALL the tea on some seriously spicy topics. No subject is off-limits as we get into why we are BFFs, Jaz’s New Jersey move plan, and everything in between. Whether you’re looking for behind-the-scenes insights, juicy discussions, or just a fun chat to keep you company, this episode has it all!Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DIARIESSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 3, 202550 min

Our friend Maddie

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in this week’s episode, our good friend @maddierichter16 joins us for an amazing convo. we sit down & discuss how we all met each other, juicy stories from our friendship that brought us closer together, future plans and more… Maddie also goes in depth about her career throughout the years, the corporate world, her personal life, confidence and her romantic life. this episode is truly packed and everyone can find something to relate to in it. Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DIARIESSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 27, 202553 min

spring breakers

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This weekend the girls are chatting through their spring breaks of the past, influencer drama, giveaways and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 20, 202541 min

a weekend apart

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This week the girls are chatting through their weekends in Vegas and San Fransisco. They chat about their time apart, Jaz's wedding tasting, wedding dresses, nesting, growing up in a neighborhood and what's changed. Listen to hear all about if they would be stay at home moms, the grudges they hold and more. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 13, 202556 min

trippin with jaz | bachelorette recap

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This week the girls are chatting through trippinwithjaz aka Jaz's joint bachelorette/bachelor party weekend in the Bahamas. The girls talk through planning the trip, the cost, drama, highs and lows. Listen to hear their bridal and wedding related hot takes and their suggestions for a bachelorette/bridesmaid proposals! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Feb 27, 20251h 1m

plastic and fake

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This week the girls are chatting through their weekend in NOLA for the SUPERBOWL. They chat about their Valentines plans, if they think it's too late to be an influencer and the plastic surgery they want. Listen to hear all about it! Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Feb 19, 202548 min

anxious girlies

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This week the girls are chatting their flight anxiety and upcoming Super Bowl plans. They chat about their dream eras tours and how much they FaceTime. They discuss the Grammys and influencer schedules. Listen to hear about their thoughts on blocking exs, friends and more! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Feb 13, 202553 min

Let them

This week the girls are chatting their recap of dry January. They chat about their first session of tattoo removal and the books they're reading... Let's just say they have different taste in books. They discuss their pet peeves in workout classes and Jaz's annoying neighbor. Listen to hear about Jaz's big win and their thoughts on influencer break ups. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DELUSIONAL See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Feb 6, 202557 min

post crash out

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This week the girls are chatting through their emotions post tiktok ban crash out. They discuss influencers lying before the ban and what they've lied about. Listen to hear their thoughts on plus ones for wedding dates and more. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jan 30, 202548 min

stop assuming

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This week the girls are chatting through listener submitted assumptions about them. They discuss what's correct and what's wrong. Listen to hear their answers on listener submitted "who is most likely to" and their dry January and life updates! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jan 23, 202544 min

our therapy

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This week the girls are chatting through their thoughts on women who make more than men. They discuss how dry January is going and Jaz chats through her smoking habits. Listen to hear about their thoughts on the bride who washed off her makeup, bachelorette plans and more! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jan 16, 20251h 3m

2024 peaks and pits with 2025 hopes and dreams

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Happy New Year! This week the girls are chatting through their highs and lows of 2024. They discuss what their biggest learnings were, their favorite moments and habits they want to take into 2025. Listen to hear about their holidays, time with significant others families, and the hardest part about moving in with a man. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jan 9, 202558 min

crashing out

This week the girls are chatting through Jaz's crash out, snapchat memories, time at the bar, bachelorette plans, getting botox, internet drama and more. Listen to hear about Halley meeting Bella Hadid and their thoughts on phones in workout classes. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dec 26, 202442 min

future horse girls

This week the girls are chatting through their friends engagement, bridesmaid etiquette, their horse girl dreams, a stolen identity and rude influencers. Listen to hear about their thoughts on current drama and more. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dec 19, 202454 min

all good things come back

This week the girls are chatting through their permanent regrets, snack wraps coming back, subway stops and their favorite things. Listen to hear about Jaz's wedding updates and what Halley is doing for Christmas! Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dec 12, 202451 min

we love the bar

This week the girls are chatting through their weekend out, their previous thanksgivings, meeting a significant others parents as an influencer and more! Listen to hear about their favorite gifts they're received and life updates! Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dec 5, 202453 min

A delusional Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving! The girls are recapping their Amsterdam trip, talking through pajama drama and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dec 1, 202455 min

separation anxiety

This week the girls are chatting through OBX, if they would rather chat or get cheated on and who has separation anxiety. . Listen to hear about their life updates and their thoughts on what listeners asked on IG. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nov 21, 202446 min

you don't know what you don't know

This week the girls are chatting through the topics on their FYP like public break ups and manipulation. They share their stories of getting their licenses and their thoughts on the election and politics on social media. Listen to hear about their weekend, who jumped out a window and more! Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nov 14, 202457 min

keep being curious, keep asking questions

This week the girls chat about their weekend 1 of halloween and their plans for weekend 2! Jaz chats about her Dallas trip and Halley shares why she wasn't there. Listen to hear about their sports rankings, what's coming up and more! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nov 8, 202452 min

happy halloween

This week the girls are chad and troy sharing their halloween stories. They rate listener stories and costumes and more. Listen to hear their thoughts on current TikTok drama and more! Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nov 1, 20241h 2m

an eventful week

This week the girls chat about their Mexico trip, dancing with the stars, the Victoria's Secret fashion show, tell me lies and more. Listen to hear about what's coming up and more! Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oct 24, 202453 min

what's on our mind

This week the girls chat about their upcoming trip, Jaz's wedding fears, staying together for the kids, Moo deng, instacart shoppers, concerts and more. Listen to hear about what's coming up and more! Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oct 17, 20241h 2m

spooky season

This week the girls chat about their Vegas trip, their biggest fears, halloween tips, and Halley's short lived gambling experience. Listen to hear about what's coming up and more! Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oct 10, 202454 min

the principle

This week the girls are BACK! They're back in the studio and back in the swing of things. They sit down and discuss the traditional roles in a relationship and how they split finances when being a woman who earns more. They chat about their night that started at a concert and ended up where it shouldn't have. They chat through their recent miscommunications in their friendship and their highs and lows of the week. Listen to hear them work it out on the remix and a few story times.. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oct 3, 20241h 7m

life is lifeing with Payton Sartain

This week the girls chat with Payton Sartain, the host of Note To Self Podcast. The girls share how they met on a brand trip, talk through anxiety and finding the right therapist. They chat through her experience of getting back with an ex, being a MLB girlfriend, when to get a pet and more. Listen to hear about being a planner, finding the right friends, the right balance with drinking and more. Find Payton on instagram and TikTok @paytonsartain and listen to her podcast Note to Self. Our episode with her is also up there! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 26, 202446 min

they hate to see us coming

This week the girls chat about wedding updates, the increase of drinking, their holiday plans, TikTok trends and more. They chat through a surprising doctor visit, customer service issues, pregnancy fears and more. Listen to hear about their weekends, what's coming up and more. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 19, 202456 min

the easter bunny

This week the girls chat about NYFW, Jaz's wedding frustrations and how their moves have been, some surprises through the week and their golf journeys. They chat through their childhood comfort items, holiday plans, their upcoming Vegas trip and what they're currently watching and excited about this next week. Listen to hear about their weekends, what they're buying for their future kids and more. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 12, 202456 min

take away the mics

This week the girls chat about growing, learning and maturing. They chat through a story Jaz has been avoiding telling now that enough time has passed. Listen to hear their moving updates, their new drinking habits, their fight of the week and more. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 5, 202454 min

everybody moved on

This week the girls chat about how almost everyone moved on... They dive into moving updates, past dating stories and more. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aug 23, 20241h 2m

hard work & dedication

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. Hard work & dedication! The olympics have started and they're loving every moment of it.This week the girls chat through their favorite olympic moments and what sports they think they'd be good at. Jaz shares a couple wedding updates and they answer your instagram questions. They discuss a few what ifs and Halley shares an apartment update. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aug 1, 202455 min

Do as we say not as we've done

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week the girls laugh their way through a frightening drive home. Jaz shares a couple wedding updates and they take a walk down memory lane. They discuss their staycation with love shack fancy and the sex regrets. They chat through what they wish they knew looking back and their delusions before falling asleep. They chat through random topics they're passionate about and have a good laugh. Listen to hear their upcoming plans for Halley's birthday. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 25, 20241h 1m

bridezilla

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week the girls are diving into wedding TikTok drama. From vlogging at weddings, sepia bride, wedding dresses opinions and more. They discuss their weekend in the Hamptons, and workout schedules. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 18, 202446 min

Yapping

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week the girls are yapping about life. From health anxiety, scheduling, wedding dresses and updates. They discuss their FYP on TikTok, Halley's brand trip with Reed as a plus 1 and more. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 11, 202443 min

influencer 101

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week the girls dive into all your influencer questions from instagram. From how brand deals work, brand trips, reddit, mental health and more. They discuss their experiences with being "canceled" their regrets and things they've learned. Listen to hear their tips for getting started and stories they've never told. From panic attacks to getting scammed there's a lot in this episode! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 27, 20241h 17m

hometown dates & a voyage

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week Halley gives all the details of her trip to Reed's hometown and meeting his family. Jaz recaps her cruise and shares family updates, wedding plans and her new relationship. They chat about influencer safety and their thoughts on internet weirdos. Listen to hear life updates, casual convos, and why you won't see the girls together too much. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 20, 202452 min

The debrief with hallie batchelder

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week there's another Hallie joining the convo.Hallie gives a debrief of life from the beginning! From colonics, virginity, dating, nights out, her upbringing and more. Listen to hear all her juicy stories and a good laugh. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 6, 202456 min

Magic in the Hamptons & Sex in the city

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week Halley gives all the details on her new house and the process! Listen to hear life updates, casual convos, and what's on the schedule for next week. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 23, 202438 min

weaponized incompetence

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week the girls discuss everything they've seen on their FYP. They recap their weeks and get into dog shows, concerts, mini bars and pet peeves. Jaz gives wedding updates and they reminisce and their nights out. Listen to hear life updates, casual convos, and what's on the schedule for next week. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 16, 202458 min

daddy issues & a doorman

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week Jaz shares her new sport obsession after a weekend in Miami. Halley talks about a move. Jaz discusses her wedding worries and fears. They discuss a few trending TikTok topics and more.. Listen to hear life updates, casual convos, and what's on the schedule for next week. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 9, 202449 min

catching up

Welcome to the Delusional Diaries with Halley and Jaz. This week Jaz shares more wedding updates and something big is checked off the list. They recap Halley's time in Florida. They discuss a trending TikTok topics like veneer techs, follower count signs at stagecoach, upcoming summer plans and more. Listen to hear life updates, casual convos, and what's on the schedule for next week. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 2, 20241h 0m