
Delete This History
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Ep 23Ep 23 - Mustache-Grown Diamonds and Wafeles with Covfefe
EThis week the DTH Gals, Cara and Brea, discuss how cold it needs to be to freeze a mustache; how awesome you need to be to invent something like waffles; how bad you need to be to get into one particular U.S. symphony orchestra; how amazing one U.S. poet was and how tragic it is that more people don't know about her; how long muscle memory and neural pathways last; how lab-grown diamonds are made; how relatable Ron Livingston is as the title character of a new-to-Cara show; how nasty one football player's line of microwave meals is, according to reviewers; how annoying Microsoft Word is when it gets stuck in the wrong language; and how delightful classical guitar--and one guitarist in particular--is. Of course, there are some side trips along the way, so get in, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

Ep 22Ep 22 - Jack the Ripper with the Shawl in the New Yankee Workshop
EA little thing like single digit temperatures isn't going to stop Brea and Cara from recording an episode for their DTH Besties. They have all kinds of internet searches to discuss like stinger injuries, the Liking Gap, the board game Clue, and so much more. Tune in to hear the gals attempt to pivot from their recording routine (yikes) to avoid the oh, so frigid temperatures!

Ep 21Ep 21 - Bicycle Monarchies and the Juggalos Who Love Them
EThis week, DTH Gals Cara and Brea explore the equally foreign-to-them worlds of monarchies, hip-hop screamo fans, UFOlogists, archaeologists, birdwatchers, and fans of all things creepy and mysterious. Brea also researches what to buy for a milestone birthday of a classy sister who has everything (hint: it ain't classy), while Cara bores herself senseless with two of her least-favorite topics. We're sure you'll find it fascinating, though. All that with some fashion and orthodontia thrown in for good measure!

Ep 20Ep 20 - Clippy the Paperclip and Presidential No-Nos
EThis week, the DTH Gals discuss a place U.S. Presidents aren't allowed to visit, and one Commander in Chief who defied the rules; old idioms using obscure words; one of the "50 British actors" and his medical condition youngsters sometimes think is just him being cool; butt cushions (of course); fashion; marketing gimmicks; sailing etymology; state symbols; weird (unless you're into that kind of thing) porn and the rule associated with it; and LIT birthday celebrations (Cara gets schooled). Could they possibly cover any more topics? Probably. Tune in to find out!

Ep 19Ep 19 - Waltzing Matilda in the Dry Tortugas
EThis week on Delete This History, Brea and Cara assemble their thoughts about competitive Lego construction; poke a little good-humored fun at an NFL team's questionable mascot; and travel down under to explore some Australian cultural norms. Plus, Cara breaks wide open the story behind the construction of Fort Jefferson in Dry Tortugas National Park, while Brea creeps everyone out with an old viral picture.

Ep 18Ep 18 - World War II, Cashew Chicken and Other Conflicts
EIn this week's episode Brea and Cara run the gamut of topics from Clams Casino to celebrity deaths in 2023. Cara pokes the bear, or rather, the Brea, by researching a pre-filed house bill in the MO legislature, and Brea is très magnifique with more searches that whisk us back to La Belle France.MO House Bills: https://house.mo.gov/LegislationSP.aspxSein-amation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTYrLfro7zUMy Favorite Murder Animations: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjln_dcebJgWgjNrjYy3fFcJJ_Z-ZjLkkSNL 1920s Party Skit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSnCjyoMNgsFort Jefferson Dry Tortugas Nat'l Park: https://www.nps.gov/drto/learn/historyculture/fort-jefferson.htm

Ep 17Ep 17 - Jerkwater Thirst Trap
EDo you live in a jerkwater town? Are you obsessed with sexy selfies? How advanced is your vocabulary? Cara and Brea hunt down definitions to multiple words and concepts and try their own hand at seductive poses in an episode of Delete This History that's like a haymaker to the head.

Ep 16Ep 16 - Postcards from the Fed Med and Other Beige Flags
EBrea and Cara are back with a new episode and a whole slew of different internet search histories to share. Can scorpions breathe underwater? Cara tells all. Did the French Revolution end the Monarchy? Brea takes us to school. Plus, join in the fun as the gals reminisce about back-in-the-day game shows and laugh uncontroably about the facinating facility in Brea's backyard.

Recycled Ep 1 - Bespoke Bras and Gerbil Beds
bonusEHey, all! Due to unforeseen circumstances, podcast recording did NOT take place over the Thanksgiving holiday, which means there's no new content to release this week. We know you'll understand, however, and send Cara your love and thoughts as you listen to this recording of our very first released episode, made during happier times. The DTH Gals will be back next week with a brand new episode; don't you worry.

Ep 15Ep 15 - Hot Historical Figures with Crazy Eyes, Drinking Clamato
EThis week, the DTH Gals discuss disgusting drinks and food processes; UK shows they love, look forward to, and relish watching; hotties from the olden days; and America's slow-but-getting-faster pasttime.

Ep 14Ep 14 - Chivalrous Thugs and the Mystery of the Pork Butt
EHow many times can two people use the word "butt" during a podcast? Twenty-six. No, they aren't interviewing Tina Belcher. The gals are taking a deep dive into pork this week. And buffalo. And Keith Hernandez. And OG criminologists. Also, it's Brea's 45th birthday and Cara is holding her gift hostage until she correctly answers the "Search Me" question. Will Brea succeed? Tune in to this southern-laced episode to find out!

Ep 13Ep 13 - Girlfriend, How Could You Treat Your Feet So Bad?
EFoot fetishists (and haters) rejoice! The DTH Gals are talkin' feeeeeeet in this lucky thirteenth episode. Why are feet so weird? Is Brea secretly foot obsessed? Why is Cara so self-conscious about hers? And why the heck are they talking about it?! Also, what is an OBE and how does it differ from all of the other "Look at Me, I'm Fabulously British" honorary titles given by the royal family? All that, plus the ladies recap their Halloweens and an equally scary (bad) football game that has them thankful for November and the fast-approaching holiday season. Press play now!

Ep 12Ep 12 - Montel Jordan Does the Macarena
EBrea and Cara are home from South Carolina, and everything's back to normal... well, as normal as these two can be. The DTH Gals are taking a trip back in musical history to the 90s and even further back, to WWI. Back to the present, if your car audio app isn't playing nice with your phone, Brea may have the fix for you. And Cara delves into the origins of the name of a famous crime-fighting organization. All this, plus football talk and listener shoutouts on this week's episode of Delete This History.

Bonus Episode 3 - South Carolina Searches
bonusEThis special episode of Delete This History recaps Brea and Cara's [mis]adventures in Charleston, South Carolina, while on their Cat Poop and Puke Odyssey. Find out where they went, what they did, if they have any regrets, and--of course--what they searched to get them through the week.

Bonus Ep 2 - Gabby Hayes is the OG
bonusEIn this Bonus Episode, listen to one of the DTH Gals' later practice sessions, where they discuss knowing more than the youngsters about the etymological origins of some acronyms and inititalisms. Cara also delves into the filmography of an old timey actor, and Brea waxes poetic about a young Daniel Day Lewis. Cara shares some more war terminology from her educational exploits into Ken Burns's documentary, "Vietnam." And serendipity continues to reign supreme as the women discover the things they've both discussed during the week, separately, with other parties.

Bonus Ep 1 - Seal's Face and Ted Lasso's Shoes
bonusEThe DTH Gals are currently on their cat poop and puke odyssey to Charleston, South Carolina but they didn't leave you high and dry! Enjoy this bonus episode that was one of their later practice sessions before launching this podcast. Things might sound a little different but the same laughs and odd searches are still there! The gals discuss the Vietnam War, Seal's face, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Cara's sleep shopping, Brea's love of yacht rock, WWJBD and Fliegerabwehrkanone! We're so glad you're here!

Ep 11Ep 11 - Dying Wasn't Very Cash Money of You, Michael Gambon
EIf you like talking about death and dying, this is the episode for you! Brea and Cara discuss their memories of binge-watching one of the fifty British actors who was in everything, list some of the big names who died in 2017 to jog Cara's poor memory about another actor's death, and go house-hunting in a dead artist's "village." Plus, they get another linguistics lesson in modern and not-so-modern slang. Don't go off piste... press play and listen now!

Ep 10Ep 10 - Historically Bad Choices and the Clumsy Gene
EThis week, the DTH Gals discuss quacks from the early 20th century (not long enough ago), a brilliant photographer of our time, and what makes us clusmy a-f. Brea also takes a trip while tripping to 1930s bad filming practices, and Cara wishes she'd been tripping while watching a certain movie. All that and more in this week's episode of Delete This History.

Ep 9Ep 9 - Tom Hardy's B.O. and Other Unique International Flavors
EDTH Gals Cara and Brea go international today with foods, folks, and not-so-much-fun as they discuss how terrible they'd be at roughing it in any other historical time period. Also, football, sausages, cheese that isn't cheese, bird flying formations, acting family dynasties, fast cars, satisfying electronic games, and the usual silliness in this week's episode of Delete This History!

Ep 8Ep 8 - Clown-Faced Toby Jugs and Nocturnal Sea Monsters
ECan a person have a caffeine hangover? Yes! Because the DTH Gals are both suffering from one during this episode. Listen, if you dare, as they discuss sugar chests, toby jugs, backfiring trash talk, and basement antacids. Cara takes a deep dive into a subject already covered by Brea in Episode 7 (Alzheimer's Association, please sponsor us) and publicly declares her love for Iris Apfel. Brea shares a brilliant idea to upcycle her life-worn end tables and begs listeners for a cure to an ailment she inherited from dear old Dad. All of this and so much more!

Ep 7Ep 7 - Chimeras, More Than Meets the Eye
ELast week, it was miniature donkeys; this week, the DTH Gals crack themselves up over cartoon donkey impersonations. Brea goes overboard with searches inspired by her morning logic puzzles, while Cara once again transforms the podcast into Memory Lane, crooning along with some Cranberries tunes and talkin' childhood 'toons. Plus, are you ready for some football? These ladies are, and so is one toy maker who's already riding high with a hit movie this summer and now wants to cash in on a little NFL action. All that, AND the continued NAME THAT CAR debate on this week's Delete This History.

Ep 6Ep 6 - Shookums and Miniature Donkeys
EIt's 100 degrees; it's the first week of school; Crocs are being purchased against their will; and yet, DTH Gals Brea and Cara persist. Brea is shocked by Cara's vernacular and Cara's laugh goes ultrasonic as Brea retells a vivid dream from years ago. The girls continue wading through the nostalgia pool and learn about a must-have item for football season. Join the DTH Gals for another week of internet searches that must be deleted!Author Robin McKinley's Blog: https://robinmckinleysblog.com/

Ep 5Ep 5 - Prue Leith, Princess of Power
EDTH Gals Brea and Cara get nostalgic this week after searching toys and TV shows from the 80s. They begin questioning their life choices after a Prue Leith deep dive. Cara searches for a free song to sing on the air and Brea loses herself in Cillian Murphy’s eyes. Somewhere in the middle, they lose it over a noisy movie theater chair but get back on track with ancient Chinese martial arts and Brea's favorite Victorian era urban legend.Jackie Chan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8z5BXbFLCECat Lavoie: https://catlavoie.comPrue Leith books: https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B00JPY1PU6?ingress=0&visitId=b7f11dcd-2b7e-4c6e-a0fd-e02f88991584&store_ref=ap_rdr&ref_=ap_rdrLast Podcast on the Left Spring Heeled Jack YouTube Short: https://youtu.be/o7VNVL3yKks?si=cfBKLnV66VxKdBfU

Ep 4Ep 4 - Swinging Poi and Weltschmerz
EThis week, the DTH Gals proclaim themselves the David Haselhoff of Israel, deliver the worst Godfather impersonations you've ever heard (guaranteed), field strange texts from the West Coast, catch up with Carrot Top, and share their personal memories of none other than Roy Orbison. If that's not enough, stop by for the swinging poi. Why are you still reading this? You should already be listening!For Cat Lavoie's books: https://catlavoie.com/

Ep 3Ep 3 - Whistle Pigs and Pillow Spiders
EIn this episode, around a lot of laughing, Brea's and Cara's browsing exploits take them to Mt. Rushmore, Scotland, and as far as they can get from whatever that is on Cara's pillow. Also, Cara sets the record straight about her toilet sitting, and Brea learns just about all there is to know about whistle pigs, except for how much wood a whistle pig could chuck if it weren't so busy climbing trees. Both reveal some big purchases they made and discuss a world where feet and bread become one. All that and so much more this week on Delete This History!email: [email protected]: @DTHGals

Ep 2Ep 2 - Collie Man and Capsaicin Receptors
EThis week, DTH Gals Brea and Cara tackle hard-hitting topics like dry shampoo and various shades of blue. They also revisit a close-to-home true crime story and have their lives irrevocably altered by one of Brea's searches.Email us! [email protected]: @DTHGalsSee transcript for disclaimers, corrections, and apologies.

Ep 1Ep 1 - Bespoke Bras and Gerbil Beds
EDuring this episode, Brea and Cara cover a lot of ground as they discuss their top five search histories of the week. As the caffeine kicks in, Cara rages over ill-fitting bras and Brea dives down a rabbit hole of Canadian true crime deception. They discuss football, futbol, pet peeves, old books, new shows, and Stephen King. If it’s a question of listening VERSUS not listening, the answer is simple: tune in as these besties of a certain age search the ether for answers.Email: [email protected]: @DTHGals

Ep 0 - Trailer
trailerTrailer for new podcast, Delete This History, by two besties of a certain age, Brea Brown and Cara Burch.