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Ep. 375 | Aaron Rodgers heads to Hard Knocks | Internet apocalypse

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NFL Films will feature Aaron Rodgers and the New Jets on Hard Knocks. Stoner DeHuff and Connery DeHuff share some thoughts. Burger King sandwich with 20 slices of cheese goes viral in Thailand.Beware of the internet apocalypse that is on the horizon.Rapid Fire (through random headlines):• I went on a nude cruise with 2,300 strangers — it cured my body image issues• Rattlesnake has life-saving surgery — after swallowing mouse in mousetrap.• What is an ‘eargasm’? Doctor reveals why the ‘happy button’ gets triggered.• 'Floating gold' worth $552,000 washes up inside sperm whale in astonishing find.• Former Nebraska missile silo for sale after YouTuber renovation.• Woman unlocks new fear in people after sharing theory that we never really die. (Quantum Immortality)Join the podcast: [email protected] Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 13, 202333 min

Ep. 374 | Naked in Vegas | Taylor Swift rips off her fans

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I fire through some of my iconic character voices. I fill you in on my weird half-naked neighbor who likes to stroll through the neighborhood.A man was arrested after stripping off all of his clothes, and dancing on the tables at Harrahs.A man tried to rob an Atlanta nail salon, and nobody cared! Everyone basically ignored him… then he left.Taylor Swift will bring in a lot of money to the Denver area as she plays two shows at Empower Field. But her ticket prices are a joke, and a slap in the face of her fans.A treasure chest filled with $25,000 in cash has been reportedly hidden somewhere in Utah, and it's up for grabs to anyone who can find it. Join the podcast - [email protected] Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 12, 202329 min

Ep. 374 | Naked in Vegas | Taylor Swift rips off her fans

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I fire through some of my iconic character voices. I fill you in on my weird half-naked neighbor who likes to stroll through the neighborhood.A man was arrested after stripping off all of his clothes, and dancing on the tables at Harrahs.A man tried to rob an Atlanta nail salon, and nobody cared! Everyone basically ignored him… then he left.Taylor Swift will bring in a lot of money to the Denver area as she plays two shows at Empower Field. But her ticket prices are a joke, and a slap in the face of her fans.A treasure chest filled with $25,000 in cash has been reportedly hidden somewhere in Utah, and it's up for grabs to anyone who can find it. Join the podcast - [email protected] Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 12, 202329 min

Ep. 373 | You killed a Smurf | Bigfoot could be real | Ms. Judgy Pants

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Is Burger King going blue bun on their Whopper for the new DC movie, Blue Beetle? I explain what this new bun and deceased Smurfs have in common. Man, that sounds so messed up when I write it out.The Toronto Zoo is asking visitors to stop showing gorillas videos from their phones. Matthew Moneymaker is Animal Planet's show Finding Bigfoot, and he's excited to announce a new project that will take Sasquatch DNA testing to a new level.Are people too judgmental when dating? I have a great example of a woman who may have missed out on Mr. Right because she's Ms. Judgy Pants.A bad look for the library world. A book about electricity was returned to a Massachusetts library after 119 years, and it was in great condition. The problem has to do with the late fee. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 11, 202336 min

Ep. 372 | What A.I. can't do | Airline freakout | Road trip to South Dakota

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The family and I took a road trip up to South Dakota and saw Mt. Rushmore, Crazy Horse, and some other cool stuff. But when you stay at a KOA, beware of the feral children.A.I. robots claim they can run the world better than humans, but can they invent random things like humans? The answer is a big fat NO!If you love McDonald's as much as that special someone in your life, the iconic restaurant can be part of your wedding day.A woman melted down on an American Airlines flight in Dallas. She said the person next to her "wasn't real". I play the audio for you.Threads is the new social media platform thanks to Mark Zuckerberg and the people at Meta. While people call it and upgraded Twitter, will it take down Elon Musk and his platform?Do most people hate to see other people's kids on social media?And the picture you hope never receive. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 10, 202344 min

Ep. 372 | What A.I. can't do | Airline freakout | Road trip to South Dakota

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The family and I took a road trip up to South Dakota and saw Mt. Rushmore, Crazy Horse, and some other cool stuff. But when you stay at a KOA, beware of the feral children.A.I. robots claim they can run the world better than humans, but can they invent random things like humans? The answer is a big fat NO!If you love McDonald's as much as that special someone in your life, the iconic restaurant can be part of your wedding day.A woman melted down on an American Airlines flight in Dallas. She said the person next to her "wasn't real". I play the audio for you.Threads is the new social media platform thanks to Mark Zuckerberg and the people at Meta. While people call it and upgraded Twitter, will it take down Elon Musk and his platform?Do most people hate to see other people's kids on social media?And the picture you hope never receive. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 10, 202344 min

Ep. 372 | What A.I. can't do | Airline freakout | Road trip to South Dakota

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The family and I took a road trip up to South Dakota and saw Mt. Rushmore, Crazy Horse, and some other cool stuff. But when you stay at a KOA, beware of the feral children.A.I. robots claim they can run the world better than humans, but can they invent random things like humans? The answer is a big fat NO!If you love McDonald's as much as that special someone in your life, the iconic restaurant can be part of your wedding day.A woman melted down on an American Airlines flight in Dallas. She said the person next to her "wasn't real". I play the audio for you.Threads is the new social media platform thanks to Mark Zuckerberg and the people at Meta. While people call it and upgraded Twitter, will it take down Elon Musk and his platform?Do most people hate to see other people's kids on social media?And the picture you hope never receive. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 10, 202344 min

Ep. 371 | Things people don't want to see on social media

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Whether if it's food pictures, firworks, crap concert footage, lame rants from every day life - the list of things people don't want to see from others on social media is long. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 6, 202332 min

Ep. 370 | New fears unlocked

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We hear an epic story from legendary podcaster, Mr. Ballen. Lets just say you'll be a bit freaked out next time you sit on the toilet.I alter the news by spicing up some headlines purely for you and my entertainment.8 roller coaster riders were stuck hanging upside down for around 3 hours at a Wisconsin festival on Sunday. What the hell is wrong with all of these roller coasters lately?A California company, Alef Aeronautics said its "Model A" is the first flying vehicle that can drive on public roads and park like an average car to receive clearance for flight by the FAA. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 5, 202323 min

Ep. 369 | Stop falling off ships | Ocean Gate is still advertising | Wrestling Mark Schlereth again

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I give you birthday hacks that will hopefully save you money and fill your stomach.Royal Caribbean passenger survived a terrifying fall off a cruise ship all the way from the 10th deck.Ocean Gate is still advertising on their website, despite their sub "Titan" imploading, killing 5 people, all while trying to explore the Titanic wreckage.A UK man is facing 5 years in prison after carving 'Ivan + Hayley 23' in one of the bricks of the historic Roman amphitheater.Casa Bonita bans tipping and pays wait staff $30 an hour. For a full time employee that's about $62k a year. Not too bad!Listeners chimed in via the Mail Bag:Does ketchup belong on a hotdog? I add mayo and people are not happy about it.Is wrestling Mark Schlereth again in my future? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 4, 202330 min

Ep. 368 | Deadly roller coasters | Denver radio talents I didn't believe in | Cryptids

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My family and I went to the Colorado Renaissance Festival, and I met a Unicorn-man. I was also part of a magic show, and now I’m a low rent magician.Thomas D'Allesandro has a message for the group of men who broke into his house and stole a hard drive that he claims is full of "family photos." D'Allesandro offered the "Chilean gang" $100,000 for the safe return of his hard drive, no questions asked, and promises to sign a legally binding contract ensuring that he will not press charges on the men. And an additional $100k to fight them.Are you sure it’s just family photos on the hard drive?Prices of Sriracha sauce are as high as $70 on eBay on Amazon, up to $124. This is due to the special chili peppers used to make the amazing hot sauce.Roller coasters in North Carolina and California were shutdown for terrifying reasons. I was asked by listeners: “Which radio personality did you work with that was more successful than you thought they would be?”“What’s it like for Joey Chestnut on July 5th?“What if all of our urban legends and cryptids (werewolves, bigfoot, chupacabra etc) are actually aliens?” Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jul 3, 202346 min

Ep. 367 | People who suck at their job | Rapid Fire is back

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A university janitor who turned off a freezer after hearing multiple “annoying alarms,” ruined more than 20 years of research, according to a lawsuit in upstate New York.The state of Maine signed into law a bill that partially decriminalizes prostitution.A top Harvard physicist claims he may have uncovered remnants of an alien 'spacecraft' at the bottom of the ocean.A spokesperson for the Denver Dept. of Transportation and Infrastructure (DOTI) said people did about $8,000 to $10,000 in damage to city property during the Nuggets championship celebration.Madonna is in the hospital and possibly on her deathbed, and news outlets can't wait to play her remembrance package.I Rapid Fire through the scrap pile of headlines.And Connery DeHuff gives you a PSA on sex. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 29, 202338 min

Ep. 367 | People who suck at their job | Rapid Fire is back

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A university janitor who turned off a freezer after hearing multiple “annoying alarms,” ruined more than 20 years of research, according to a lawsuit in upstate New York.The state of Maine signed into law a bill that partially decriminalizes prostitution.A top Harvard physicist claims he may have uncovered remnants of an alien 'spacecraft' at the bottom of the ocean.A spokesperson for the Denver Dept. of Transportation and Infrastructure (DOTI) said people did about $8,000 to $10,000 in damage to city property during the Nuggets championship celebration.Madonna is in the hospital and possibly on her deathbed, and news outlets can't wait to play her remembrance package.I Rapid Fire through the scrap pile of headlines.And Connery DeHuff gives you a PSA on sex. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 29, 202338 min

Ep. 366 | Let's talk about Bud Light | Ryan Seacrest replaces Pat Sajak

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Wheel of Fortune's long time host, Pat Sajak will step away after his 41st season, and Ryan Seacrest will take over hosting duties. A lot of people aren't happy about Seacrest joining the iconic game show. Pink was performing when all of a sudden someone tossed their mom's ashes on the stage.A woman claims that she was ‘robbed’ at gunpoint by a man before he then ordered her to add him on Facebook and asked her out on a date.If you want to attend Denver Broncos training camp, you'll need to get a ticket. A woman in Austin, Texas has gone viral for rubbing horse manure all over her body while people watched.People are boycotting Bud Light after the beer company had Dylan Mulvaney as their spokesperson. Dylan is transgender, and Bud Light used that to try and sell beer. I do my best to try and explain where the mega company went wrong. Plus, how they should have approached the endorsement by Dylan. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 29, 202348 min

Ep. 365 | Sell the Rockies | 18 year old saved lives with a drone | Mr. Beast dodged death

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I'm getting set to travel to South Dakota to see Mount Rushmore. I'm guessing the kids won't be that excited.The Colorado Rockies are a dumpster fire and need to be sold. Could Stan Kroenke swoop in and save the tragic franchise?An 18-year-old drone operator is being credited with saving the lives of two people trapped in Weld County sinkhole.Can someone make this into a fairytale story? A Virginia woman says she tried to conceive a baby with her incarcerated fiancé after he sent her his sperm in a plastic sandwich baggie from behind bars.A man got drunk, then decided to change his name to Celine Dion.Netflix will start streaming Titanic next week… just after the implosion of the Titan sub that was exploring the Titanic wreckage. Is that bad taste, or good business?Also, super influencer, Mr. Beast - Jimmy Donaldson, dodged death by turning down a ride on the infamous Titan sub. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 27, 202337 min

Ep. 364 | Big leap for A.I. | I'm ready to review Casa Bonita | Maury Provich in your home

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I played basketball with my 10 year old son yesterday. The bad thing is, I accidentally ran him over. Actually, maybe it was a good thing. Life lesson?I need to go to the iconic Colorado restaurant, Casa Bonita. The place the South Park creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker took over. We need an honest review to help it become epic.Artificial Intelligence just took another giant leap, and it's scary, but could actually help a massive problem that plagues this planet.Maury Provich has his own at-home paternity test called, The Results are In.UFC president, Dana White said Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk are dead serious about fighting. If they fought, it would be a huge money maker. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 26, 202339 min

Ep. 363 | Tragedy at Red Rocks | Musk vs Zuckerberg | Jet pack pizza

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A massive hail storm ripped through Morrison, Colorado last night. It caused severe injuries to about 90 concertgoers - including broken bones.Domino's pizza will start delivering pizza via jet pack over in the UK, for its festival season.Elon Musk comically challenged Mark Zuckerberg to a cage fight, and Zuck accepted. How does this end?I had an amazing father-son moment last night that made me recall making mix tapes for my wife.I watched Secret Invasion, with Samuel L. Jackson, on Disney + last night. It's really good!The stepson of one of the people who died in the lost Titan Sub (Titanic) has been all over social media. But not for good reasons.Plus, Soundbytes of Chaos! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 22, 202331 min

Ep. 362 | Don't be that guy

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There's a lot of people in charge, that shouldn't be. And a lot of people who could do good, but opt to be morons instead.A rich woman in Tampa, Florida, died and left her large fortune to her 7 Persian cats.An auto shop owner who paid worker in 91,500 oily pennies, was ordered to pay nearly $40,000 for being a jerk-hole.A restaurant must pay workers $140,000 after allegedly hiring a fake priest to extract confessions of workers.There’s a watch that will shock you every time you try and commit a bad habit, like drinking soda, gambling, smoking, etc.If you have workplace horror story, let me [email protected] Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 21, 202329 min

Ep. 361 | Lost Titanic sub | True Crime lovers have issues | Joe Exotic running for president

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Under the category of “no kidding”, a psychologist warned it’s a major red flag if you relax by enjoying true crime stories.Porn stars walk out of European Sex Championships, declaring it 'chaos' that has 'turned into a horror film' A United Airlines business class passenger was watching hard-core porn during his flight.Joe Exotic, AKA - The Tiger King, says he's officially on the Colorado ballot for president.And a search and rescue mission is underway for a submarine that went missing in the North Atlantic on an expedition to explore the wreckage of the Titanic. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 20, 202337 min

Ep. 360 | Best ethnic cuisine | Influencer fakes death | Deadly Grand Canyon

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I got a flat-grill and I love cooking on it! Although, I get intimidated by grilling Costco steaks on the grill.My problem with people in customer service that talk too fast.An influencer decided to prank his friends and family by pretending he died. This is beyond messed up.Virgin Galactic’s space plane where a ticket can be yours for the price of $468k.The underwhelming art museum, Meow Wolf in Denver, is set to start selling booze. I explain what they should do instead.A man fell 4,000 feet to his death at the Grand Canyon Skywalk. And this introduced me to the stat that points out that the Grand Canyon is the deadliest National Park in the United States.The truth about the invention of the wheel.Gen X, Gen Z, and Millennials debate their favorite ethnic cuisine. Italian, Mexican, or Chinese. and I give you my favorite food style. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 19, 202338 min

Ep. 359 | Jokic is bad for the NBA | Tasting a McDonald's mascot

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I'm trying to rewatch all of the Indiana Jones movies.McDonald’s is celebrating it’s controversial mascot, Grimace. The company says he’s a ‘taste bud’, but he looks more like a ‘butt plug’. Anyway, they have a special meal deal that includes a purple (berry flavored) milkshake."Grimace Birthday Meal and Shake," which includes a choice of Big Mac or 10-piece Chicken McNuggets, a medium French fry, and McD's first-ever purple shake, "inspired by the iconic color and sweetness of our purple pal".A woman was pronounced dead in Ecuador, then during her wake, she was showing signs of life. How damaging would it be to witness that?I explain why Nikola Jokic is bad for the NBA, but is great for the Denver Nuggets and fans across the world.Zach Bye of Denver Sports was on with CNN, and he broke down just how great Jokic is.Would you rather your kids play like LeBron James or Nikola Jokic?And I give you Soundbytes of Chaos!!Plus, keys to enjoying your job. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 15, 202342 min

Ep. 358 | Alien encounter in Vegas | Attacked by cows

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A woman in Boulder County was taken to the hospital after a herd of cows attacked her. She was running on a trail when a witness said about 30 cows swarmed and stomped on her.In sad but not shocking news - a man died after eating raw oysters from a seafood stand near St. Louis.A sushi chain in Japan is suing a high school student for $480,000, after he licked a soy sauce bottle, and stuck it back with the others for customers to use. He then posted the video on social media.After 40 days in the Amazon, 4 children have been rescued. Now, I brought this up a few weeks back, because at that time the Colombian president said they found the kids after 17 days. Then things changed. Is there something going on over there that is being covered up?Documented by the Las Vegas police department, news of potential extraterrestrial life being in someone’s backyard is dominating the headlines. We hear from the witnesses, including a LVPD officer. Are we on the doorstep of living side-by-side with alien life? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 14, 202345 min

Ep. 358 | Alien encounter in Vegas | Attacked by cows

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A woman in Boulder County was taken to the hospital after a herd of cows attacked her. She was running on a trail when a witness said about 30 cows swarmed and stomped on her.In sad but not shocking news - a man died after eating raw oysters from a seafood stand near St. Louis.A sushi chain in Japan is suing a high school student for $480,000, after he licked a soy sauce bottle, and stuck it back with the others for customers to use. He then posted the video on social media.After 40 days in the Amazon, 4 children have been rescued. Now, I brought this up a few weeks back, because at that time the Colombian president said they found the kids after 17 days. Then things changed. Is there something going on over there that is being covered up?Documented by the Las Vegas police department, news of potential extraterrestrial life being in someone’s backyard is dominating the headlines. We hear from the witnesses, including a LVPD officer. Are we on the doorstep of living side-by-side with alien life? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 14, 202345 min

Ep. 357 | Will Casa Bonita succeed | Topless Canadian witches

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Topless Canadian 'witches' were caught eating a deer carcass bizarre security camera footage.A man was brutally attacked and killed by a shark, while swimming in Egypt's red sea. Then people on social media were upset when they couldn’t find the video footage.More reasons to dislike social influencers, a man was filmed breaking into Florida’s Busch Gardens theme park, stealing ice cream, and entering an alligator exhibit. He then posted a video of him doing this, which then got him arrested.Man unwraps his bananas before weighing them at checkout to save money.South Park creators - Matt Stone and Trey Parker spent upwards of $40 million to renovate Casa Bonita. Doesn’t that seem high? Also, where do you see this iconic Colorado restaurant in 2 years? Will it be a huge success? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 13, 202337 min

Ep. 356 | Apple's new VR is pricey | Dumb criminals | Colorado road trip - Bent's Fort

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A great little place to visit in Colorado, is in the Southeastern part of the state in the city of La Junta. I took my son down to Bent’s Fort for a road trip filled with history, snacks, and beautiful scenery.Apple announced its new VR headset that is jaw dropping with its features. The biggest problem? It has a price tag of $3,500!A Rhode Island man is facing four felony charges after police say he admitted to breaking into homes to steal sex toys to give as a birthday gift.A woman in New Mexico found cocaine in her Sonic hot dog.A man installed a $2,500 trailer to his Tesla so he could put a solar charger on it. Is he a genius or not?Nuggets/Heat in the NBA finals, and what the lame mayors bet on it.If bald people work in a restaurant, do they still need to wear a hairnet? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 12, 202337 min

Ep. 355 | Somebody is getting fired | When I almost died in Australia

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People, including myself, who misquote or don’t remember epic movie lines.Guardians of the Galaxy 3 is a great and emotional movie, but not enough to cry at.Ford has to recall a bunch of Broncos due to an odd seatbelt issue.The problem with social media, and why it scares me.Am I living in an alternate universe after I capsized in Australia about 12 years ago? A version of quantum immortality theory, may suggest that to be true.Mt. Everest is a giant pile of trash, that is overloaded with hikers.Beware of the mighty ghost chicken of North London.When people say “I need to talk to you”, you immediately recall all the incorrect things you’ve done. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 7, 202329 min

Ep. 354 | Workplaces are getting softer | Adult diapers at a Taylor Swift concert

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Should alone time involve nudity? I'm not sure how I got to this question, but hey, we're here.Bare minimum Mondays. Could your workplace benefit from the latest trend that allows employees to ease into the work week?Adult diapers at a Taylor Swift concert? Yeah, apparently a lot of people think this is a great idea.If you have trouble sleeping, there’s some things you shouldn’t eat before bed that will help get a good night's sleep.Ford has a robot that is just for sitting in vehicles. Why is that import? The robot simulates an obese person.Drinking alcohol helps you speak other languages. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 6, 202330 min

Ep. 354 | Workplaces are getting softer | Adult diapers at a Taylor Swift concert

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Should alone time involve nudity? I'm not sure how I got to this question, but hey, we're here.Bare minimum Mondays. Could your workplace benefit from the latest trend that allows employees to ease into the work week?Adult diapers at a Taylor Swift concert? Yeah, apparently a lot of people think this is a great idea.If you have trouble sleeping, there’s some things you shouldn’t eat before bed that will help get a good night's sleep.Ford has a robot that is just for sitting in vehicles. Why is that import? The robot simulates an obese person.Drinking alcohol helps you speak other languages. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 6, 202330 min

Ep. 353 | Guys pee incorrectly | Aliens are among us

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Guys may be using the bathrooms incorrectly, according to scientists. I disagree with the highly educated for some of their reasoning.Condom brand Trojan released new research which revealed that one in eight men admitted to carrying protection with them to funerals.A man stuck a large can up his back end... and it ended poorly.Alien lifeforms are already living among us, a former US Government UFO expert has claimed. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 5, 202323 min

Ep. 352 | Will Ferrell as John Madden | Colorado has a poop problem | Terminator sexbot

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When people overreact and freak you out.While he said he’s done with playing football, there’s still a way for Tom Brady to come back and play in the NFL. And since he’s going to be a minority owner of the Las Vegas Raiders, that’s the team he’d play for.Will Ferrell is the Dwayne Johnson of comedies, and he’s going to play John Madden in an upcoming movie.I make my inaugural attempt at a John Madden impression.Backpacker Magazine is helping get the word out that the Colorado wilderness has a human poop problem.Terminator style, self healing skin will have a huge impact with the adult industry. I do an impression of a broken sexbot. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 4, 202330 min

Ep. 352 | Will Ferrell as John Madden | Colorado has a poop problem | Terminator sexbot

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When people overreact and freak you out.While he said he’s done with playing football, there’s still a way for Tom Brady to come back and play in the NFL. And since he’s going to be a minority owner of the Las Vegas Raiders, that’s the team he’d play for.Will Ferrell is the Dwayne Johnson of comedies, and he’s going to play John Madden in an upcoming movie.I make my inaugural attempt at a John Madden impression.Backpacker Magazine is helping get the word out that the Colorado wilderness has a human poop problem.Terminator style, self healing skin will have a huge impact with the adult industry. I do an impression of a broken sexbot. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 4, 202330 min

Ep. 351 | Shannon Sharpe exits FS1 | How much pee is in the pool | Messing with high people

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How to mess with people when they’re high, based on things I’ve done.Pools are a horror show when it comes to cleanliness. Well, not all of them. But I give you knowledge, via the University of Alberta, to find out if you should jump in or stay out.Idiot robbed a store with an old Duck Hunt gun controller. This leads me down the path of playing old school Nintendo games.The state of Maryland made a huge mistake by printing a website on their license plates. 10 years later, they don’t own the URL anymore, a gambling company does.Shannon Sharpe is leaving FOX Sports after his relationship with Skip Bayless soured, to say the least. How does their relationship equate to your work environment? I fill you in on some of the people in national sports media who are nice, and at least one who’s a jerk hole. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jun 1, 202358 min

Ep. 350 | Dumb things you shouldn't do | DIA security upgrades

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83 year old actor, Al Pacino got his girlfriend pregnant and will be 101 when his newest child turns 18. Pacino is the only elderly actor to start up a family late in his life, Robert De Niro who is 79, is also expected to have a child later this year. Imagine taking care of a baby while you’re in your 80s! No thank you!!The sport of cheese rolling at Cooper’s Hill, just West of London, is pure insanity. The winner of this year’s race in the women’s division, Delaney Irving (19) of Canada, was knocked unconscious at one point during the race.After his wife lost a beauty pageant, a man stormed the stage and grabbed the crown, and smashed it to the ground.Air New Zealand for the next 5 weeks will be weighing all passengers boarding their flights in a bid to determine the average weight of flyers. Some people are upset about this. But we hear the scientific reason for this.A man was arrested for stealing $2,100 worth of toothpaste.Burlington, North Carolina had an awful senior prank at Williams High School that caused over $4,000 in damages. Students poured cement into the toilets and urinals.DIA is giving a massive upgrade to their security lines. The program is called DEN Reserve.Passengers will be able to reserve a time for free, with no account or membership required. The goal is to expedite the security process.Nuggets/Heat tickets are crazy expensive. So FOX 31 in Denver gave a list of things you could buy for the same price as Nuggets tix. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

May 31, 202340 min

Ep. 350 | Dumb things you shouldn't do | DIA security upgrades

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83 year old actor, Al Pacino got his girlfriend pregnant and will be 101 when his newest child turns 18. Pacino is the only elderly actor to start up a family late in his life, Robert De Niro who is 79, is also expected to have a child later this year. Imagine taking care of a baby while you’re in your 80s! No thank you!!The sport of cheese rolling at Cooper’s Hill, just West of London, is pure insanity. The winner of this year’s race in the women’s division, Delaney Irving (19) of Canada, was knocked unconscious at one point during the race.After his wife lost a beauty pageant, a man stormed the stage and grabbed the crown, and smashed it to the ground.Air New Zealand for the next 5 weeks will be weighing all passengers boarding their flights in a bid to determine the average weight of flyers. Some people are upset about this. But we hear the scientific reason for this.A man was arrested for stealing $2,100 worth of toothpaste.Burlington, North Carolina had an awful senior prank at Williams High School that caused over $4,000 in damages. Students poured cement into the toilets and urinals.DIA is giving a massive upgrade to their security lines. The program is called DEN Reserve.Passengers will be able to reserve a time for free, with no account or membership required. The goal is to expedite the security process.Nuggets/Heat tickets are crazy expensive. So FOX 31 in Denver gave a list of things you could buy for the same price as Nuggets tix. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

May 31, 202340 min

Ep. 349 | Why mosquitoes love you | Fantasy becomes reality

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A new study in Current Biology by an assistant professor at the Johns Hopkins University examines a key factor that attracts mosquitoes to some people over others: body odor.Straight out of Grand Theft Auto, a man steals a backhoe for a 10-mile drive to Illinois airport to catch flight.Government officials in Georgia are asking residents not to be naked in their driver’s license photos. The Denver Nuggets are set to take on the Heat in the NBA finals… Can't wait to see the news outlets use cliche headlines.Japanese scientists have claimed they’re on the cusp of growing human babies in the lab, by incubating eggs and sperm in an artificial womb. Mix that with the artificial intelligence boom, and say hello to the Matrix. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

May 30, 202333 min

Ep. 349 | Why mosquitoes love you | Fantasy becomes reality

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A new study in Current Biology by an assistant professor at the Johns Hopkins University examines a key factor that attracts mosquitoes to some people over others: body odor.Straight out of Grand Theft Auto, a man steals a backhoe for a 10-mile drive to Illinois airport to catch flight.Government officials in Georgia are asking residents not to be naked in their driver’s license photos. The Denver Nuggets are set to take on the Heat in the NBA finals… Can't wait to see the news outlets use cliche headlines.Japanese scientists have claimed they’re on the cusp of growing human babies in the lab, by incubating eggs and sperm in an artificial womb. Mix that with the artificial intelligence boom, and say hello to the Matrix. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

May 30, 202333 min

Ep. 348 | Life comes at you fast - will you be prepared

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Teaching my kids to have a good work ethic via lemonade stand sand mowing lawns.A man opened the emergency door as a plane was landing. So I give you tips on how to deal with morons who they and do that.A Southwest Airlines pilot had to crawl through the cockpit window, after the door was locked.Man accused of trying to break into Daytona Beach home while fleeing from ‘ghost.A man broke his penis in three places.Will Derek Wolfe continue to develop as an on-air talent?I give a motivational speech that you should play on a loop. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

May 28, 202353 min

Ep. 348 | Life comes at you fast - will you be prepared

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Teaching my kids to have a good work ethic via lemonade stand sand mowing lawns.A man opened the emergency door as a plane was landing. So I give you tips on how to deal with morons who they and do that.A Southwest Airlines pilot had to crawl through the cockpit window, after the door was locked.Man accused of trying to break into Daytona Beach home while fleeing from ‘ghost.A man broke his penis in three places.Will Derek Wolfe continue to develop as an on-air talent?I give a motivational speech that you should play on a loop. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

May 28, 202353 min

Ep. 348 | Life comes at you fast - will you be prepared

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Teaching my kids to have a good work ethic via lemonade stand sand mowing lawns.A man opened the emergency door as a plane was landing. So I give you tips on how to deal with morons who they and do that.A Southwest Airlines pilot had to crawl through the cockpit window, after the door was locked.Man accused of trying to break into Daytona Beach home while fleeing from ‘ghost.A man broke his penis in three places.Will Derek Wolfe continue to develop as an on-air talent?I give a motivational speech that you should play on a loop. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

May 28, 202353 min

Ep. 347 | Living in a simulation and other craziness

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I asked listeners to give me random thoughts and questions. Well, they delivered!So we have weight loss tips that could get you kicked out of the doctor's office.Lawsuits because things are too hot, and why companies end up settling.The dangers of dry ice.Why are there so many milk varieties at the grocery store?The idea that we're living in a simulation is easy to believe, so we're going to keep an eye on this possibility. Also, I'm pretty sure I'm not Neo. Maybe Agent Smith.Dogs that are jerks, and why they may be stealing your shoes.Is Denver Broncos' QB Russell Wilson washed up? We revisit my interview with Alfred Williams to answer this question.The science of water and if it's actually wet.And I give you all a special treat with "Soundbytes of Chaos"!Want to join the show? Email me at [email protected] Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

May 26, 202338 min

Ep. 346 | Shot over a Hot Pocket | More reasons to hate Tom Brady

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What is wrong with people?! A man in Kentucky shot his roommate in the butt after the roommate ate the last Hot Pocket. Instead of using a gun, he should have just given the dude a purple nurple.Over in the UK there’s a competition to see who can charm the most worms out of the ground in 30 minutes. It’s called Britain's World Worm Charming Championship… and if you need me, I’ll be in my backyard trying to charm a worm.Dana White and Adam Sandler are teaming up for a comedy series based on the UFC.If you’re flying on a plane, is it wrong to change your baby's diaper on the seat/food tray? Because that happened, and the internet is split on this.Space travel for the average Joe is getting to be more common. A SpaceX rocket took a former NASA astronaut and 3 customers to the ISS for a week-long trip.Need more reasons to hate Tom Brady? Easy, he reached an agreement to be a partial owner of the Raiders. Now, I really hate him. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

May 25, 202331 min

Ep. 345 | Jokic dethrones LeBron | Selling spit | Steel rings stuck on man's junk

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Ice cream truck season is here once again, and I explain why I think they're creepy. And I may have made some enemies.Nikola Jokic and the Denver Nuggets are headed to the NBA Finals for the first time after they beat LeBron James and L.A. Lakers.Via 9News (KUSA), I give you some fun facts about Nikola Jokić.A woman in the UK dropped out of medical school, and is now selling her spit for a large amount of money. I know she's making some good cash, but I have to bring this story back to reality.A man in Australia got nine heavy duty industrial stainless-steel rings stuck around the base of his junk for 12 hours! The removal of the rings left me squirming - but mostly laughing.Bryan Johnson, who is rich, is taking the blood from his teenage son, to try and bio-hack his way into staying young.A doctor lost his job when a patient became restless, the doctor reportedly asked a nearby cleaner to hold the man's leg and pass surgical instruments -- despite having no medical experience.And a man was caught smuggling 8 ½ inch scissors into prison via his back-end. Just add that to the list of why I couldn't hack it in prison. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

May 23, 202340 min

Ep. 344 | I'm not a lumberjack | Renaming the Wienermobile | Who's all in on the Nuggets

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I’m all beat up from a busy weekend. I pretended to be a lumberjack, and I built a trampoline. Now my body feels like I got ran over by a GEO Metro. What? Everyone says truck. I'd be more likely to survive and do a show after if it was a small car. Live in reality, people!The Facebook APP update that had a bug, caused chaos for some. The bug sent an automatic friend requests to any profiles people had viewed. So us Facebook stalkers may have been exposed. Awkward!Legendary Laker, Magic Johnson tweeted out: "I have to apologize to the Denver Nuggets, they proved that they are a better and more talented team in their victory over the Lakers tonight. They put both teams in the Eastern Conference on notice that they are committed to winning a championship!"Charles Barkley is all in on the Denver Nuggets to win the NBA championship, and he’s been for a long time.A burger for $700? Yep! A wagyu meat (8oz) burger with caviar, fresh black truffle, lobster flambeed with cognac, topped with aged Irish cheddar and drizzled with honey. Oh, and covered with gold. It's all yours at Drury Beer Garden in Philly. This is a great reminder to not overcomplicate a burger.Oscar Mayer changed the name of the Wienermobile to Frankmobile. I explain why they changed the iconic name. Plus, listeners take a crack at renaming the legendary vehicle.And we have leftover talk on the foods that make your skin crawl, including raw oysters! It's basically chilled sea boogers. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

May 22, 202351 min

Ep. 343 | Martha Stewart on SI swimsuit cover | Pat McAfee to ESPN

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Does A1 sauce belong on steak? This question has the entire world (in my mind) split.Plus, other weird food trends that should stop.Four children, including a baby, found alive in the Amazon jungle after they survived a plane crash on the 1st of May. This reminds me of the amazing story of surviving a plane crash in the Amazon Rainforest. The story of Juliane Koepcke. Listen to this classic episode on SPOTIFY https://t.co/vHMCoOlxnVGrocery cards are a scam, and there's nothing we can do about it.ESPN hiring Pat McAfee during mass layoffs is bad optics, and it's a win-win for Pat.This summer, the city of Golden, Colorado will launch "The Best for Golden," a program trial that moves all police department employees from a 40-hour workweek to a 32-hour workweek without a change in pay. What are the pros and cons of this? Could you see your company doing this?Man indicted in theft of 'Wizard of Oz' ruby slippers worn by Judy Garland. This is a bizarre story.Martha Stewart is on the cover of Sports Illustrated at the age of 81. But some people are against it. Also, I think I have a thing for older women. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

May 19, 202346 min

Ep. 343 | Martha Stewart on SI swimsuit cover | Pat McAfee to ESPN

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Does A1 sauce belong on steak? This question has the entire world (in my mind) split.Plus, other weird food trends that should stop.Four children, including a baby, found alive in the Amazon jungle after they survived a plane crash on the 1st of May. This reminds me of the amazing story of surviving a plane crash in the Amazon Rainforest. The story of Juliane Koepcke. Listen to this classic episode on SPOTIFY https://t.co/vHMCoOlxnVGrocery cards are a scam, and there's nothing we can do about it.ESPN hiring Pat McAfee during mass layoffs is bad optics, and it's a win-win for Pat.This summer, the city of Golden, Colorado will launch "The Best for Golden," a program trial that moves all police department employees from a 40-hour workweek to a 32-hour workweek without a change in pay. What are the pros and cons of this? Could you see your company doing this?Man indicted in theft of 'Wizard of Oz' ruby slippers worn by Judy Garland. This is a bizarre story.Martha Stewart is on the cover of Sports Illustrated at the age of 81. But some people are against it. Also, I think I have a thing for older women. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

May 19, 202346 min

Ep. 342 | Liberate Taco Tuesday | My house is haunted

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My wife is out of town and I'm pretty sure our house is haunted. Things went missing, crazy noises in the home, and my dog has gas. The last thing has nothing to do with a potential ghost.Florida police mistake sand art for a deadly alligator. That would have been awesome to see.Working in front of the big bosses can be stressful… Broncos Coach Sean Payton had fun with QB Ben DiNucci after he threw a pick six in practice.Taco Tuesday is trademarked by Taco John’s and Taco Bell is trying to make it so all companies can use the iconic phrase.Florida driver stops for turtle crossing busy highway, causes multi-vehicle crash. And a chicken was on the loose on a subway track, and it halted service in Mexico City. Am I wrong for thinking that you should just run small animals over?Only 4 states want the Denver Nuggets to win it all - Colorado, Wyoming, New Mexico, and Utah. And this is why the NBA will push to make the Celtics / Lakers match-up happen.And listener, Ramon, sent in a crazy in-law story. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

May 18, 202350 min

Ep. 341 | Dumb criminals | Reliving John Elway’s helicopter play with my son

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I got to relive Super Bowl 32 with my son last night. Watching my son get excited about John Elway’s helicopter play gave me goosebumps.Under the category of - What an idiot: A Colorado driver tried to switch places with his dog on DUI stop. This seems like it's a made up story... but it's not!A stupid TikTok trend has customers stealing napkins, forks, and hot sauce from Chipotle. Why? Because they’re upset about upcharges on guacamole, queso, as well as expensive burritos. As a former restaurant manager, I explain why this makes zero sense.I attempt to get all sciency on you, but fail, when I talk about the future of space travel. You could soon get married, or even have a Michelin-star meal on the boundaries of space. And traveling to Sydney Australia could take only a few hours via space.Denver has filled 3,537 potholes since the start of the year. That’s 430 over what they were last year at this time.I remind everyone that I am the person who nicknamed Ball Arena “The Sack”. If someone uses that on the airwaves, they must give me credit.My interview with Bold Journey: https://boldjourney.com/news/meet-scott-dehuff/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

May 16, 202336 min

Ep. 340 | Me vs Neil deGrasse Tyson | Ted Lasso vs Broncos Country

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The lamest named city in the world is the Texas city of Kyle. And they're hoping to bring together more than 2,325 Kyles to clinch the Guinness World Record.Renfield is an awesome movie starring Nicolas Cage, Nicholas Hoult, and Awkwafina. This may be Nic Cage's perfect role.Robin Greenfield uses the leaf of a blue spur flower instead of toilet paper to wipe his backside. Are you willing to use a leaf to help save the planet? I'm not!Man was electrocuted and died after sticking a ping pong ball up his butt during while masturbating. "Grandman, why are you burning Grandpa's ping pong table?"A stupid Youtuber may go to prison for 20 years after crashing his plane in a California forest. After the crash, he then tried to cover up what he did.Ted Lasso slammed the Denver Broncos when trying to support the LGBTQ community, and some people in Colorado didn't get the joke.I face off with Neil deGrasse Tyson after he said this on social media: "If Artificial Intelligence fouls up society, then how intelligent was it, really?" Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

May 15, 202330 min

Ep. 339 | The creepy truth that'll make you laugh

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The voices in my head try to take over for this episode.Wendy’s tests an AI chatbot that takes your drive-thru order. And as a former restaurant manager, I can honestly say that industry is getting closer to not having human employees - and I'm mostly fine with that.Lionel Richie, 73, says sex with his girlfriend, 33, keeps him young – not plastic surgery. And that leads us to an astonishing discovery about the fountain of youth.Coked out man in Miami started clawing his way through the wall to his neighbor’s bathroom.What does a gimp (leathery or rubbery suit wearing person) sound like?A Utah woman, Kouri Richins, who published a children's book about grief after the sudden death of her husband has been charged with his murder. This allows me to give advice on if you think someone is poisoning you.People who don't pull forward into the intersection when turning left, so more cars can get through on the same light cycle, are jerk holes. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

May 12, 202330 min

Ep. 338 | The judgement and oddly moist episode

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The question that lays heavy on every man’s mind - Why do women hate the word ‘moist’?A sewage truck had a spill on I-76 near the interchange with Highway 224 in Colorado. So I had to bust out some Dad Jokes!Legendary NFL and MLB star Bo Jackson was on with McElroy and Cubelic in the Morning and shared some bizarre news about his hiccups.I give you an update on the Nikola Jokic Mat Ishbia drama. Plus, why the Denver Nuggets need to hammer the Suns in game 6. (Spoiler - I was right, they did hammer the Suns)Musical artist ‘The Weekend’ is going to eventually stop calling himself The Weekend. This leads me into discussing the truth behind why Garth Brooks went by ‘Chris Gaines’ for a short period. I can’t help but be a judgmental jerk with this story. A British couple are consciously 'unschooling' their three children and are giving them the power to choose when - or if - they learn to read and write.Two car garages in my neighborhood are a big fat lie.And while I openly copycat and modify a Twitter trend, some don’t understand how life works.The NFL schedule release shows are a complete joke due to the schedules being released before the shows. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

May 11, 202342 min