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Your favorite middle-school private detective returns with an all-new adventure. A Private Eye has to take the cases she can get, and sometimes that means your clients are just the worst. Or even worse than that, your older brother. This week: Chapter 8, in which things get a little more complicated. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden written by Gregg Taylor

Your favorite middle-school private detective returns with an all-new adventure. A Private Eye has to take the cases she can get, and sometimes that means your clients are just the worst. Or even worse than that, your older brother. This week: Chapter 7, in which the wonders of the modern age are marvelled at. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden written by Gregg Taylor

Your favorite middle-school private detective returns with an all-new adventure. A Private Eye has to take the cases she can get, and sometimes that means your clients are just the worst. Or even worse than that, your older brother. This week: Chapter 6, in which a client comes a-calling. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden written by Gregg Taylor

Your favorite middle-school private detective returns with an all-new adventure. A Private Eye has to take the cases she can get, and sometimes that means your clients are just the worst. Or even worse than that, your older brother. This week: Chapter 5, in which household drama is keenly observed. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden written by Gregg Taylor

Your favorite middle-school private detective returns with an all-new adventure. A Private Eye has to take the cases she can get, and sometimes that means your clients are just the worst. Or even worse than that, your older brother. This week: Chapter 4, in which the fatted calf is significantly overcooked. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden written by Gregg Taylor

Your favorite middle-school private detective returns with an all-new adventure. A Private Eye has to take the cases she can get, and sometimes that means your clients are just the worst. Or even worse than that, your older brother. This week: Chapter 3, in which our hero restores her lair to its former grandeur. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden written by Gregg Taylor

Your favorite middle-school private detective returns with an all-new adventure. A Private Eye has to take the cases she can get, and sometimes that means your clients are just the worst. Or even worse than that, your older brother. This week: Chapter 2, in which awkward introductions are made awkwardly. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden written by Gregg Taylor

Your favorite middle-school private detective returns with an all-new adventure. A Private Eye has to take the cases she can get, and sometimes that means your clients are just the worst. Or even worse than that, your older brother. This week: Chapter 1, in which old friends come calling and noses are lightly rearranged. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden written by Gregg Taylor

The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match: An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp. Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson! This week: The Whole Book in one Big File!

The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match: An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp. Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson! This week: Chapter Seventeen – the Heroic Conclusion! Next Week: The whole book as one big file!

The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match: An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp. Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson! This week: Chapter Sixteen – Which someone gets their comeuppance… but who?

The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match: An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp. Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson! This week: Chapter Fifteen – In which a dramatic entrance is made.

The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match: An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp. Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson! This week: Chapter Fourteen – Which our Hero gets an unexpected workout

The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match: An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp. Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson! This week: Chapter Thirteen – Which is as unlucky as it sounds

The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match: An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp. Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson! This week: Chapter Twelve – in which things get worse at least three times.

The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match: An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp. Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson! This week: Chapter Eleven: In which Galactic Armadas are always so awkward.

The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match: An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp. Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson! This week: Chapter Ten – In which unwanted guests are encouraged to be somewhere else entirely.

The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match: An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp. Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson! This week: Chapter Nine – In which team jackets are not ordered.

The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match: An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp. Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson! This week: Chapter Eight – In which unwelcome guests are entertained and a certain number of feelings are hurt

The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match: An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp. Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson! This week: Chapter Seven – In which things get increasingly improbable

The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match: An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp. Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson! This week: Chapter Six - Another perfect day at Thraxis 8 Security Station

The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match: An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp. Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson! This week: Chapter Five – In which space battles make strange bedfellows.

The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match: An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp. Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson! This week: Chapter Four – In which things get better and then worse, and then kind of move in a sideways direction and spin around for a while.

The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match: An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp. Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson! This week: Chapter Three – In which minds are expanded and galactic felonies are performed.

The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match: An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp. Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson! This week: Chapter Two – In which Bix Banderson is born from an understandable mistake and several small lies.

The biggest, baddest, most-all consuming Cosmic Empire ever known is about to meet its match: An eleven-year-old Earth Boy, on the run from summer camp. Decoder Ring Theatre presents Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe, an intergalactic adventure par excellence written and read by Gregg Taylor, with additional voices by Clarissa Dernederlanden, Tessa Taylor and Maxwell Taylor as Bix Banderson! This week: Chapter One – In which, after all of that build-up, Gregg does almost all of the talking

A special super-secret almost forgotten bonus feature thingie, Starring Clarissa Dernederlanden, Brian Vaughan and Ryan Sero

The complete first adventure of Abagail Branagan in one big file! Spend your summer vacation with a middle-grade mystery sure to delight detectives of all ages. Abagail Branagan is sure that something is rotten on Beechnut Street. Now if only she can get a chance to prove it. Has she really lived her whole life in the most boring place on Earth? Is it just the pile of her dad's old mystery books that has made her dead certain that there are a million stories in the naked suburbs, just waiting for a tough-as-nails investigator like her? Stay tuned and find out! Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden written by Gregg Taylor

Spend your summer vacation with a middle-grade mystery sure to delight detectives of all ages. Abagail Branagan is sure that something is rotten on Beechnut Street. Now if only she can get a chance to prove it. Has she really lived her whole life in the most boring place on Earth? Is it just the pile of her dad's old mystery books that has made her dead certain that there are a million stories in the naked suburbs, just waiting for a tough-as-nails investigator like her? Stay tuned and find out! This week: Chapter 15, in which curtain calls are taken. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden written by Gregg Taylor

Spend your summer vacation with a middle-grade mystery sure to delight detectives of all ages. Abagail Branagan is sure that something is rotten on Beechnut Street. Now if only she can get a chance to prove it. Has she really lived her whole life in the most boring place on Earth? Is it just the pile of her dad's old mystery books that has made her dead certain that there are a million stories in the naked suburbs, just waiting for a tough-as-nails investigator like her? Stay tuned and find out! This week: Chapter 14, in which the suspects are gathered in the library, but not really. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden, written by Gregg Taylor

Spend your summer vacation with a middle-grade mystery sure to delight detectives of all ages. Abagail Branagan is sure that something is rotten on Beechnut Street. Now if only she can get a chance to prove it. Has she really lived her whole life in the most boring place on Earth? Is it just the pile of her dad's old mystery books that has made her dead certain that there are a million stories in the naked suburbs, just waiting for a tough-as-nails investigator like her? Stay tuned and find out! This week: Chapter 13, in which the noose tightens. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden, written by Gregg Taylor

Spend your summer vacation with a middle-grade mystery sure to delight detectives of all ages. Abagail Branagan is sure that something is rotten on Beechnut Street. Now if only she can get a chance to prove it. Has she really lived her whole life in the most boring place on Earth? Is it just the pile of her dad's old mystery books that has made her dead certain that there are a million stories in the naked suburbs, just waiting for a tough-as-nails investigator like her? Stay tuned and find out! This week: Chapter 12, in which fences are mended. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden, written by Gregg Taylor

Spend your summer vacation with a middle-grade mystery sure to delight detectives of all ages. Abagail Branagan is sure that something is rotten on Beechnut Street. Now if only she can get a chance to prove it. Has she really lived her whole life in the most boring place on Earth? Is it just the pile of her dad's old mystery books that has made her dead certain that there are a million stories in the naked suburbs, just waiting for a tough-as-nails investigator like her? Stay tuned and find out! This week: Chapter 11, in which a "talk" is had. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden, written by Gregg Taylor

Spend your summer vacation with a middle-grade mystery sure to delight detectives of all ages. Abagail Branagan is sure that something is rotten on Beechnut Street. Now if only she can get a chance to prove it. Has she really lived her whole life in the most boring place on Earth? Is it just the pile of her dad's old mystery books that has made her dead certain that there are a million stories in the naked suburbs, just waiting for a tough-as-nails investigator like her? Stay tuned and find out! This week: Chapter 10, in which the wide world is explored and found to be mostly horrible. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden, written by Gregg Taylor

Spend your summer vacation with a middle-grade mystery sure to delight detectives of all ages. Abagail Branagan is sure that something is rotten on Beechnut Street. Now if only she can get a chance to prove it. Has she really lived her whole life in the most boring place on Earth? Is it just the pile of her dad's old mystery books that has made her dead certain that there are a million stories in the naked suburbs, just waiting for a tough-as-nails investigator like her? Stay tuned and find out! This week: Chapter 9, in which suspicious suspects are suspected. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden, written by Gregg Taylor

Spend your summer vacation with a middle-grade mystery sure to delight detectives of all ages. Abagail Branagan is sure that something is rotten on Beechnut Street. Now if only she can get a chance to prove it. Has she really lived her whole life in the most boring place on Earth? Is it just the pile of her dad's old mystery books that has made her dead certain that there are a million stories in the naked suburbs, just waiting for a tough-as-nails investigator like her? Stay tuned and find out! This week: Chapter 8, in which things go from bad to worst. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden, written by Gregg Taylor

Spend your summer vacation with a middle-grade mystery sure to delight detectives of all ages. Abagail Branagan is sure that something is rotten on Beechnut Street. Now if only she can get a chance to prove it. Has she really lived her whole life in the most boring place on Earth? Is it just the pile of her dad's old mystery books that has made her dead certain that there are a million stories in the naked suburbs, just waiting for a tough-as-nails investigator like her? Stay tuned and find out! This week: Chapter 7, in which sleuthing happens from the stairs. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden, written by Gregg Taylor

Spend your summer vacation with a middle-grade mystery sure to delight detectives of all ages. Abagail Branagan is sure that something is rotten on Beechnut Street. Now if only she can get a chance to prove it. Has she really lived her whole life in the most boring place on Earth? Is it just the pile of her dad's old mystery books that has made her dead certain that there are a million stories in the naked suburbs, just waiting for a tough-as-nails investigator like her? Stay tuned and find out! This week: Chapter 6, in which suspicious characters are suspected. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden, written by Gregg Taylor

Spend your summer vacation with a middle-grade mystery sure to delight detectives of all ages. Abagail Branagan is sure that something is rotten on Beechnut Street. Now if only she can get a chance to prove it. Has she really lived her whole life in the most boring place on Earth? Is it just the pile of her dad's old mystery books that has made her dead certain that there are a million stories in the naked suburbs, just waiting for a tough-as-nails investigator like her? Stay tuned and find out! This week: Chapter 5, in which an orderly search is conducted. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden, written by Gregg Taylor

Spend your summer vacation with a middle-grade mystery sure to delight detectives of all ages. Abagail Branagan is sure that something is rotten on Beechnut Street. Now if only she can get a chance to prove it. Has she really lived her whole life in the most boring place on Earth? Is it just the pile of her dad's old mystery books that has made her dead certain that there are a million stories in the naked suburbs, just waiting for a tough-as-nails investigator like her? Stay tuned and find out! This week: Chapter 4, in which assistance arrives from an unexpected source. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden, written by Gregg Taylor

Spend your summer vacation with a middle-grade mystery sure to delight detectives of all ages. Abagail Branagan is sure that something is rotten on Beechnut Street. Now if only she can get a chance to prove it. Has she really lived her whole life in the most boring place on Earth? Is it just the pile of her dad's old mystery books that has made her dead certain that there are a million stories in the naked suburbs, just waiting for a tough-as-nails investigator like her? Stay tuned and find out! This week: Chapter 3, in which the client chair is filled at last. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden, written by Gregg Taylor

Spend your summer vacation with a middle-grade mystery sure to delight detectives of all ages. Abagail Branagan is sure that something is rotten on Beechnut Street. Now if only she can get a chance to prove it. Has she really lived her whole life in the most boring place on Earth? Is it just the pile of her dad's old mystery books that has made her dead certain that there are a million stories in the naked suburbs, just waiting for a tough-as-nails investigator like her? Stay tuned and find out! This week: Chapter 2, in which detecting is a dish best served cold. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden, written by Gregg Taylor

Spend your summer vacation with a middle-grade mystery sure to delight detectives of all ages. Abagail Branagan is sure that something is rotten on Beechnut Street. Now if only she can get a chance to prove it. Has she really lived her whole life in the most boring place on Earth? Is it just the pile of her dad's old mystery books that has made her dead certain that there are a million stories in the naked suburbs, just waiting for a tough-as-nails investigator like her? Stay tuned and find out! This week: Chapter 1, in which the Beechnut Street Detective Agency is founded. Read by Clarissa Dernederlanden, written by Gregg Taylor

A programming update about what's new and soon-to-be new on Decoder Ring Theatre, and a special peek at a the first of some commentary tracks of DRT classic episodes, and where they will be found in future.

The Complete Audiobook in one file, for those who like it that way. "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID" The writer of the mysterious letter could have been talking about any number of misdeeds, some large, some small, some frankly unsuitable for print. When it comes to deeply unqualified guardians of the moral high ground, it would be tough to find many that equaled Black Jack Justice and his erstwhile partner, Trixie Dixon, girl detective. But they will learn the hard way just how serious the sender was, and that in the end, only Dead Men Run.

His and hers hard-boiled detectives return to Decoder Ring Theatre in this audiobook adaptation of their second book-length adventure! This week, chapter 30, in which journeys end at lovers meeting, except not really. At all. Read by Gregg Taylor

His and hers hard-boiled detectives return to Decoder Ring Theatre in this audiobook adaptation of their second book-length adventure! This week, chapter 29, In which just desserts are served, and also drinks. Read by Andrea Lyons

His and hers hard-boiled detectives return to Decoder Ring Theatre in this audiobook adaptation of their second book-length adventure! This week, chapter 28, In which the end seems to be approaching rather faster than expected. Read by Gregg Taylor

His and hers hard-boiled detectives return to Decoder Ring Theatre in this audiobook adaptation of their second book-length adventure! This week, chapter 27 In which the whole truth and nothing but the truth is scrupulously avoided. Read by Andrea Lyons.

His and hers hard-boiled detectives return to Decoder Ring Theatre in this audiobook adaptation of their second book-length adventure! This week, chapter 26 In which social calls are paid and the most interesting people are met. Read by Gregg Taylor