The Most Annoying Health Advice You've Ever Gotten | Dark Mode Ep. 56

This week's prompts: What is the most annoying health advice you've ever gotten? What is something that made you say, "that's what I get for trying" Share your story to win on a future episode in three ways: 1. share your story here: https://form.typeform.com/to/PDG5dYAa 2. Comment below: If I could talk to my younger self, I would lie to them about ___ 3. Comment below: what is something you wish you could unlearn or unsee? Chapters 00:00 - Intro: Bribing Viewers for Engagement 00:23 - Meet the Hosts 01:49 - How to Win Cash and Prizes from Dark Mode 02:57 - Fill-in-the-Blank Prompt: “Most Annoying Health Advice” 03:16 - Entry #1: “Drink More Water” – Am I a Camel? 04:42 - Entry #2: “You Should Have Kids Soon” – Thanks, Doc 06:32 - Entry #3: “Chew Slower” – Socially Ruined Forever 08:24 - Entry #4: “Sleep 8 Hours” – But I'm Binging *Severance* 11:56 - Sleep Health Confessions: Trash Pandas Unite 14:50 - ADHD Night Routines: Triple-Screen Madness 20:28 - Sunscreen Trauma & Stepparent Fails 21:46 - Legal Note: Liv Pleads the Fifth 23:25 - Entry #5: “Eat Less Carbs” – But I NEED Carbs 26:13 - Segment 2 Intro: Story Prompt Game Begins! 28:21 - Story #1: Jogging Disaster, Period, and Yellow Lulu’s 32:15 - Story #2: Slippery Elm Tea & Pooping at Work 35:20 - Story #3: Bad Online Therapy & Monthly Payments 36:48 - Story #4: Stray Dog, Torn Calf & Viral TikTok Fall 39:55 - Story #5: Lady Viagra as a Gift – “Thoughtful?” 42:10 - Story #6: Kombucha Vomit in the Lecture Hall 44:29 - Story #7: Standing Desk Injury – Back Blown on Day 5 46:30 - Final Rankings & Audience Winners 51:40 - Outro: Prizes, Emails & How To Win $$ 52:23 - Next Prompts: “What You’d Lie to Your Younger Self About” & “Something You Wish You Could Unlearn” 58:23 - Buh-Bye Now

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