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Damaged Ones Podcast

Damaged Ones Podcast

Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland

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Show overview

Damaged Ones Podcast launched in 2025 and has put out 73 episodes in the time since. That works out to roughly 75 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.

Episodes typically run an hour to ninety minutes — most land between 41 min and 1h 15m — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Comedy show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 1 weeks ago, with 24 episodes already out so far this year. Published by Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland.

Episodes
73
Running
2025–2026 · 1y
Median length
1h 5m
Cadence
Weekly

From the publisher

Welcome to THE DAMAGED ONES!!! Where two great friends, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland come together to reflect stories, life lessons, comedic moments and express their dark humor from a "damaged" mindset! A podcast that may make you laugh, cry, & relate in a variety of ways. Disclaimer: This is NOT for the faint of heart! So if you're offended... not their problem!NEW EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!!

Latest Episodes

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Episode 73: COMMON SENSE for Karens

Jun 22, 20261h 12m

Episode 72: Karmelo Anthony Guilty | RISE ABOVE HATE

Jun 15, 20261h 14m

Episode 71: Sarah's Aftermath | Influencers' Abortion | Karmelo Anthony Trial

Jun 8, 20261h 20m

Episode 70: GHETTO Fatigue is a Real Thing...

Jun 1, 202634 min

Episode 69: The Boys DROPPED the Ball

May 26, 20261h 13m

Episode 68: Chud the Builder... The Ultimate FAFO

May 18, 20261h 11m

Episode 67: It's all About...Finding Peace

May 11, 20261h 14m

Episode 66: Go Ahead and CHEAT!!!

May 4, 20261h 12m

Episode 65: LIFE IN PRISON!!!

Apr 27, 20261h 5m

Episode 64: F**K These Celebrities & Influencers!!!

Apr 20, 20261h 15m

Episode 63: BURN IT ALL DOWN why don't cha?!

Apr 13, 20261h 8m

Episode 62: Drink the D1CK, EAT the P1SS!!!

Apr 6, 20261h 15m

S1 Ep 61Episode 61: DV Behind Closed Doors | Noelia Castillo SU1C1DE case

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Today is another uncomfortable episode in the Damaged Ones Podcast, as Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland get down to the nitty gritty. First, Mike focuses on the aftermath of Taylor Frankie Paul and is outraged!He is outraged over society's damaged mindset to allow domestic violence to be normalized when it happens to men, and is outraged that lots of people are making a joke of the matter by enacting DV skits on TikTok.Then, Sarah gets into the Noelia Castillo euthanasia case in Barcelona, Spain, and makes us consider to ask the question, should laws be set to prevent people from taking their own lives, where is the line drawn? Or is it truly a case-by-case basis?Plus an interesting discussion, will OnlyFans be bought out and shut down now that the main creator has tragically passed away?PSA: If you or your loved one has suicidal thoughts in any way, please seek help immediately. Please talk to someone today: Dial 988 for the Suicide and Crisis Lifeline.And if you are trapped in a relationship that involves domestic violence in anyway, please get out of it. Call the authorities, document everything, and find a way to get out of it.If you have a story to tell and to share with us, email me directly at [email protected].

Mar 28, 202655 min

S1 Ep 60Episode 60: Taylor Frankie Paul & The Bachelorette CANCELLED

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On this episode of Damaged Ones, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland get into some uncomfortable territory — the kind people don’t always want to talk about, but probably should.We dive into the darker side of cult-like thinking, especially when it shows up in religion and how situations involving abuse are handled — or ignored — when it comes to women.Sarah breaks down the allegations surrounding Joseph Duggar and what it says about power, protection, and accountability. Then in the second half, we get into the situation involving Taylor Frankie Paul — the video, the reactions, and how quickly people rush to excuse behavior depending on who’s involved.It’s messy, it’s real, and yeah… it might piss you off.If you’re into honest conversations that don’t sugarcoat things, this one’s for you.👉 Watch now and let us know where you stand.

Mar 20, 20261h 14m

S1 Ep 59Episode 59: Let's Talk SCREAM 7

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This week on The Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland do something a little different for Friday the 13th weekend… they dive headfirst into the chaos surrounding the reviews of Scream 7.The movie is crushing it at the box office — but that doesn’t mean the fans (or Mike and Sarah) are completely sold.Mike breaks down why the film could’ve been way more satisfying if the creative team stuck with the plan to bring back Matthew Lillard’s legendary character Stu in an effective way. Instead, the ending we got feels… confusing, rushed, and honestly a little anticlimactic for a franchise known for its clever twists.Sarah pushes back with her own thoughts on the film, but the conversation quickly takes a left turn into horror territory when she opens up about her deep fear of clowns. Naturally, Mike sees that as an opportunity — not to comfort her — but to figure out how to amplify that fear to an entirely new level.Horror movie debates, questionable creative decisions, irrational fears, and the kind of uncomfortable conversations only this podcast can get away with… yeah, this episode goes places.🎙️ Watch or listen now and join the conversation. Do you think Scream 7 dropped the ball… or did the ending actually work?Drop your thoughts in the comments, subscribe to the show, and share the episode with a fellow horror fan who isn’t afraid of a little chaos.

Mar 16, 202639 min

S1 Ep 58Episode 58: FORCED Tipping & the Burger WARS

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On this episode of The Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland dive into one of the most quietly frustrating parts of modern dining: forced tipping.Let’s be clear — we’re not anti-tipping. If someone gives great service, we’re more than happy to show appreciation. But when a tip is automatically added, suggested at ridiculous percentages, or quietly slipped onto the receipt, it stops feeling like gratitude and starts feeling like coercion. Mike and Sarah unpack the growing trend of restaurants and delivery apps pushing the responsibility of paying workers’ salaries onto customers — and why that approach might actually be turning people away instead of helping workers.Then the conversation takes a wild turn into what Sarah calls the Burger Wars. With the launch of McDonald’s new Arch Burger, something strange is happening in the fast-food world: CEOs are suddenly appearing in marketing videos biting into burgers in the most grotesque way possible. Is this awkward, uncomfortable content accidental… or is it secretly brilliant marketing designed to go viral?From tipping culture to bizarre fast-food advertising, nothing is safe in this episode.🎙️ Listen now and join the conversation. If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at a forced tip screen or wondered why burger executives suddenly look like they’ve never eaten food before, this episode is for you.👉 Subscribe, follow, and share The Damaged Ones Podcast, and tell us: Is forced tipping fair… or is the system completely broken? 🍔💸

Mar 10, 20261h 15m

S1 Ep 57Episode 57: Bonnie Blue now Pregnant?! CONSEQUENCES & Influencer Chaos

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This week on Damaged Ones, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland are diving straight into the chaos.We’re talking about Bonnie Blue reportedly sleeping with over 1,000 men in 24 hours — plus another 400 — and now news circulating that she’s pregnant. Look, adults can make their own choices. We’re not here to police anybody’s life. But we are here to talk about consequences. Because when the cameras turn off and real life kicks in — especially when a child is involved — the conversation changes. Can someone in that space truly pivot to a “normal” life? Is that even fair to expect? We unpack all of it.Then we react to the female influencer who allegedly washed her underwear in a hotel coffee pot — yes, you read that right — and is now reportedly being sued by the hotel company. We talk about clout culture, why people keep pushing the line for attention, and how social media has completely warped common sense.It’s messy. It’s uncomfortable. It’s exactly the kind of conversation people are thinking but not saying out loud.If you like real conversations without the fake moral high ground, hit play now.👉 Subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who always says, “There’s no way people are actually doing this.” Yes. Yes, they are.

Feb 28, 20261h 15m

S1 Ep 56Episode 56: Generative AI & Weaponized INCOMPETENCE

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On this episode of The Damaged Ones, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland dive headfirst into two modern plagues: generative AI hysteria… and people weaponizing incompetence.Mike is fired up over the lazy take that “AI is the future” and it’s going to replace Hollywood actors, artists, and filmmakers. He breaks down why that narrative is not only exaggerated, but wildly ignorant of what’s actually happening in the creative landscape — especially when it comes to AI slop versus real craft, real performance, and real storytelling.Meanwhile, Sarah tackles something way closer to home: people playing dumb on purpose. From “I just don’t know how to do it” energy in relationships to selective helplessness becoming normalized, she unpacks why weaponized incompetence is quietly eroding accountability — and why more people are fed up with it.It’s heated. It’s uncomfortable. It’s honest.If you’re tired of surface-level conversations and want the raw, unfiltered breakdowns, hit follow, leave a review, and send this episode to someone who needs to hear it.

Feb 23, 20261h 15m

S1 Ep 55Episode 55: From Marrying AI to SEX Robots — Where’s the Line?

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Damaged Ones is back — and we’re not playing it safe.Mike Garcia and Sarah Altand dive headfirst into the uncomfortable corners of modern culture — from people forming intimate relationships with themselves, AI, and even inanimate objects… to the woman who famously “married” the Eiffel Tower. We unpack the rise of sex robots as companions, question what society considers acceptable versus disturbing, and draw a hard line when it comes to ideas that should never be normalized.Before we crack open that can of worms, we catch up on Billie Eilish reclaiming her narrative after last week’s controversy — doing what she does best: commanding attention. We also break down the viral “Subway Queen” moment and make a passionate plea to bring Dodgeball back to its rightful place in pop culture.It’s chaotic. It’s uncomfortable. It’s hilarious. And somehow… it all makes sense.🎙️ If you like your conversations unfiltered and your takes honest, hit play now. Then subscribe, share it with a friend who loves messy debates, and join the conversation — because we’re just getting started.

Feb 14, 20261h 13m

S1 Ep 54Episode 54: Billie Eilish & the EPSTEIN Files...

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On this episode of Damaged Ones, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland get into why celebrities need to stop using their platform to lecture people on politics — and why it always comes with consequences. We start by breaking down Billie Eilish’s comment, “no one is illegal on stolen land,” and why it sounds ignorant when it’s coming from someone who’s never had to live with the real-world impact of those ideas. Mike digs into how sociology actually plays a role here, and why catchy slogans don’t equal understanding. At some point, entertainers should entertain — not preach.In the second half, Sarah reacts to what’s coming out of the Epstein files, and it’s heartbreaking. We talk about who was involved, who enabled it, and how deep the rot goes in Hollywood. The more that comes out, the clearer it is just how protected and immoral that world really is.This episode is blunt, uncomfortable, and honest.If you’ve got a story, an experience, or something you need to get off your chest and want your voice heard, reach out directly. Email Mike at [email protected]. No filters. No PR spin. Just real people talking about real damage.

Feb 7, 20261h 6m
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