Daily Shower Thoughts
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Pink is the only color that gets to be hot | + 25 more...
Jun 28, 20266 min
Many good songs got ruined by memories. | + 28 more...
Jun 27, 20266 min
Bed is human’s wireless charging station | + 24 more...
Jun 26, 20265 min
We’ll never know what it smells like underwater. | + 25 more...
Jun 25, 20265 min
Smokers are more likely to be hit by lightning. | + 28 more...
Jun 24, 20266 min
Wolverine probably still has his wisdom teeth. | + 25 more...
Jun 23, 20266 min
Bing’s number one searched topic has to be Google | + 28 more...
Jun 22, 20266 min
People only remember you when you were younger. | + 26 more...
Jun 21, 20266 min
Santa is the world's most successful speedrunner | + 27 more...
Jun 20, 20266 min
Most people's handwriting is in sans serif | + 25 more...
Jun 19, 20266 min
Eating toast in odd numbers just feels wrong. | + 26 more...
Jun 18, 20266 min
at a certain age you just stop getting tickled | + 24 more...
Jun 17, 20265 min
garbage bags are bought just to throw them away | + 25 more...
Jun 17, 20266 min
Life is finite. Put your favorite song on repeat | + 25 more...
Jun 15, 20266 min
Pearls are oysters kidney stones | + 25 more...
Jun 14, 20266 min
No one on Cheers had a Boston accent | + 25 more...
Jun 13, 20266 min
Human skin is really good at not getting stained | + 28 more...
Jun 12, 20266 min
Most people die with a kill death ratio of 0 | + 28 more...
Jun 11, 20266 min
The taste of nothing is the taste of your mouth. | + 25 more...
Jun 10, 20266 min
Snail death count always increases after rain | + 24 more...
Jun 9, 20266 min
Parrots are technically mockingbirds | + 26 more...
Jun 8, 20266 min
Snapping is the sound of one hand clapping. | + 25 more...
Jun 7, 20266 min
Spinning a spinner actually makes you the spinner | + 28 more...
Jun 6, 20266 min
Taxi drivers involuntarily hear a lot of spoilers | + 24 more...
Jun 5, 20266 min
Eating toast in odd numbers just feels wrong. | + 25 more...
Jun 4, 20266 min
The earlier you shave, the earlier it grows back | + 25 more...
Jun 3, 20266 min
The better an army, the less they benefit from bravery. It may even hinder them. | + 28 more...
Jun 2, 20267 min
Shame plays a big part in a thriving society. | + 27 more...
Jun 1, 20266 min
The word Unusual, has an unusual amount of U's | + 28 more...
May 31, 20266 min
You have to be odd, in order to be number one. | + 28 more...
May 30, 20266 min
Being dead is the same as before you were born. | + 25 more...
May 29, 20265 min
Cats generally make a lot more sounds in movies. | + 25 more...
May 28, 20266 min
Covert narcissism can be disguised as altruism | + 28 more...
May 27, 20266 min
Player piano rolls were the first MIDIs. | + 24 more...
May 26, 20266 min
Secret admirers were just stalkers all along. | + 26 more...
May 25, 20266 min
Anything is portable if you're strong enough. | + 25 more...
May 24, 20265 min
A selfie with a celebrity is the new autograph. | + 27 more...
May 23, 20266 min
We rarely ever see suits stored in suitcases. | + 26 more...
May 22, 20266 min
Spiders aren’t the only animals that build webs. | + 26 more...
May 21, 20266 min
We frown on nepotism but praise family businesses | + 26 more...
May 20, 20266 min
Fast fashion is cosplaying rich people's outfits | + 28 more...
May 19, 20266 min
Paper is the lowest strength particle board. | + 28 more...
May 18, 20266 min
The number of people that use 6767 as their bank PIN code is likely rising at an exponential level. | + 25 more...
May 17, 20266 min
Musically, Bo Burnham is Weird Al’s evil twin. | + 27 more...
May 16, 20266 min
Reality TV is the most inaccurate TV genre | + 24 more...
May 15, 20266 min
Lynyrd Skynyrd is the the original 'Tragedeigh'. | + 24 more...
May 14, 20266 min
Recess is a break for both children and teachers. | + 25 more...
May 13, 20266 min
Some pets likely think that roombas are alive. | + 26 more...
May 12, 20266 min
Freedom of speech is free. Being heard is not. | + 24 more...
May 11, 20266 min
A paper cut is a tree's last act of defiance. | + 26 more...
May 10, 20266 min