Daily Shower Thoughts
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A waterfall is not an object, it is an event | + 26 more...
Oct 7, 20266 min
Anatomically speaking, horses legs are essentially long fingers which is why their hooves are made of keratin, just like fingernails. | + 26 more...
Oct 6, 20266 min
Boo from Monsters, Inc. would be 25 now. | + 25 more...
Oct 5, 20266 min
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 05 October 2026
Oct 4, 20266 min
It’s cool to like cars but nerdy to like trains | + 28 more...
Oct 4, 20266 min
Chopsticks are tongs on hard mode difficulty | + 26 more...
Oct 3, 20266 min
Clouds are what make the most beautiful sunsets. | + 25 more...
Oct 2, 20266 min
First you learn to read, then you read to learn. | + 27 more...
Oct 1, 20266 min
All drivers agree that other drivers are terrible | + 24 more...
Sep 30, 20266 min
Death is only sad for the ones left living. | + 27 more...
Sep 29, 20266 min
Your butt can shoot out all states of matter. | + 28 more...
Sep 28, 20266 min
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 28 September 2026
Sep 27, 20266 min
Pets are the aristocrats of the animal kingdom. | + 27 more...
Sep 27, 20266 min
A ton of cars is only half a car | + 27 more...
Sep 26, 20266 min
The Tooth Fairy is struggling with wage inflation | + 25 more...
Sep 25, 20266 min
Rewatching Friends is never gonna feel the same | + 26 more...
Sep 24, 20266 min
It’s better to be pissed off than to be pissed on | + 28 more...
Sep 23, 20266 min
Autumn is nature taking it’s clothes off | + 25 more...
Sep 22, 20266 min
Warm water feels less wet than cold water | + 26 more...
Sep 21, 20266 min
People pay to make their cars quieter and louder. | + 27 more...
Sep 20, 20266 min
Torturing yourself makes for a good workout | + 27 more...
Sep 19, 20266 min
Space stations are the least stationary stations. | + 27 more...
Sep 18, 20266 min
No pay internships are a form of power abuse. | + 28 more...
Sep 17, 20267 min
You don't have to buckle your belt at the front. | + 28 more...
Sep 16, 20266 min
A sundial is technically a nuclear powered clock | + 26 more...
Sep 15, 20266 min
Your lap only exists when you’re sitting down | + 28 more...
Sep 14, 20266 min
Using a controller makes you the controller. | + 27 more...
Sep 13, 20266 min
Everybody likely has a murderer ancestor | + 25 more...
Sep 12, 20266 min
Human skin is really good at not getting stained | + 28 more...
Sep 11, 20266 min
When a person dies, their will is their loot drop | + 26 more...
Sep 10, 20266 min
There’s no off day to parenting. | + 28 more...
Sep 9, 20266 min
You never see snoopy sleep in his dog house. | + 28 more...
Sep 8, 20266 min
Nature is a battlefield that looks like a utopia. | + 26 more...
Sep 7, 20266 min
All your parts are private parts. | + 27 more...
Sep 6, 20266 min
Retirement isn't an age, it's a financial status. | + 26 more...
Sep 5, 20266 min
The tooth fairy teaches us to sell our bodies | + 26 more...
Sep 4, 20266 min
Villains are remembered longer than heroes | + 25 more...
Sep 3, 20266 min
In a way, money does grow on trees | + 26 more...
Sep 2, 20266 min
Joe Exotic is the Wish version of Steve Irwin | + 24 more...
Sep 1, 20265 min
It’s better to be pissed off than to be pissed on | + 27 more...
Aug 31, 20266 min
Left on delivered is more sad than left on read | + 25 more...
Aug 30, 20266 min
There is a word that you haven´t said yet | + 28 more...
Aug 29, 20266 min
Growing in love is better than falling in love | + 28 more...
Aug 28, 20266 min
Max Headroom was the first Vtuber | + 27 more...
Aug 27, 20266 min
It is impossible to act without self interest. | + 24 more...
Aug 26, 20266 min
At some point we just decided ghosts wear sheets | + 25 more...
Aug 25, 20266 min
Ice Cubes Float in a pool of their own Blood | + 26 more...
Aug 24, 20266 min
Maraca players shake it till they make it | + 24 more...
Aug 23, 20265 min
Alphabetical order is completely arbitrary | + 26 more...
Aug 22, 20266 min
Dreams are quite similar to AI generated videos | + 25 more...
Aug 21, 20266 min