Daily Shower Thoughts
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Maraca players shake it till they make it | + 24 more...
Aug 23, 20265 min
Alphabetical order is completely arbitrary | + 26 more...
Aug 22, 20266 min
Dreams are quite similar to AI generated videos | + 25 more...
Aug 21, 20266 min
There's no gangsta way to get out of a hammock | + 26 more...
Aug 20, 20266 min
A cyclops must have terrible depth perception. | + 24 more...
Aug 19, 20266 min
Balloons are the most impacted by Inflation. | + 24 more...
Aug 18, 20266 min
Video games are mini games in the game of life. | + 28 more...
Aug 17, 20267 min
Pools are reverse boats designed to keep land out | + 28 more...
Aug 16, 20266 min
hating france is the most french thing you can do | + 26 more...
Aug 15, 20266 min
Sparkling water tastes like TV static | + 27 more...
Aug 14, 20266 min
Peeing is more fun for males than females | + 27 more...
Aug 13, 20266 min
The cottage industry isn't a cottage industry | + 25 more...
Aug 11, 20266 min
Every state has at least one major serial killer | + 25 more...
Aug 10, 20266 min
Slim is 'good', thin is 'bad'. | + 24 more...
Aug 9, 20266 min
Trees don’t grow old, they grow big. | + 25 more...
Aug 8, 20266 min
Active volcanoes are rocks that spit other rocks. | + 24 more...
Aug 7, 20266 min
Everyone wants to get old, but not be old. | + 26 more...
Aug 6, 20266 min
Clouds are what make the most beautiful sunsets. | + 28 more...
Aug 5, 20266 min
Dragons which breathe fire cant have cavities | + 28 more...
Aug 3, 20266 min
Left on delivered is more sad than left on read | + 28 more...
Aug 1, 20266 min
All your parts are private parts. | + 28 more...
Jul 30, 20266 min
Eye drops are technically blinker fluid | + 26 more...
Jul 30, 20266 min
Hate is a lot easier to describe than Love. | + 25 more...
Jul 27, 20266 min
Fists are the most used biological weapon. | + 25 more...
Jul 26, 20266 min
A ball can technically be an infinite sided dice | + 26 more...
Jul 24, 20266 min
Gangsta rappers have to deal with the flu too. | + 28 more...
Jul 23, 20266 min
The sixties were sixty years ago | + 25 more...
Jul 22, 20266 min
You can breakfast anytime during the day. | + 26 more...
Jul 21, 20266 min
Life as a flower seems beautiful and horrifying. | + 25 more...
Jul 20, 20266 min
Every day is the worst day of someone's life. | + 27 more...
Jul 19, 20266 min
Rain sounds are loud yet give calming effect. | + 25 more...
Jul 18, 20266 min
Intimacy is being weird and unfiltered together. | + 26 more...
Jul 17, 20266 min
Having a dog makes talking to myself less weird | + 27 more...
Jul 16, 20266 min
The water we drink is older than life itself. | + 26 more...
Jul 15, 20266 min
Space is a vacuum yet the Moon is still dusty | + 25 more...
Jul 14, 20266 min
A billionaire probably has the same phone as you. | + 26 more...
Jul 13, 20266 min
Bad reviews are more helpful than good reviews. | + 27 more...
Jul 12, 20266 min
The world used to be free. Now it closes at 11PM. | + 27 more...
Jul 11, 20266 min
All tall buildings were built by taller cranes | + 27 more...
Jul 10, 20266 min
A bobsleigh track designer is a pretty niche job | + 27 more...
Jul 9, 20266 min
Joe Exotic is the Wish version of Steve Irwin | + 24 more...
Jul 8, 20266 min
You look uglier the closer you are to a mirror | + 27 more...
Jul 7, 20266 min
Humans have the same leg to eye ratio as spiders | + 25 more...
Jul 6, 20266 min
Millennials are still seen as 20 year olds | + 24 more...
Jul 5, 20266 min
Cocoa beans are white but vanilla beans are brown | + 26 more...
Jul 4, 20266 min
Laxatives are a performance enhancing drug. | + 26 more...
Jul 3, 20266 min
Compared to other apes, humans look like pugs. | + 27 more...
Jul 2, 20266 min
Babies don't cry, they scream in agony | + 26 more...
Jul 1, 20266 min
A bobsleigh track designer is a pretty niche job | + 27 more...
Jun 30, 20266 min
Cereal boxes never state milk is sold separately | + 25 more...
Jun 29, 20266 min