
Daily Dad Jokes
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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. (02 Sep 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (02 Sep 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: JokeInjector, the_bradley, s_toft, boolean_buffalo, stevewezzz, ButIsItFree, Odd_Satisfaction_714 Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What did the 0 say to the 8? (01 Sep 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (01 Sep 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: SlurpeeMoney, RockReally, cheez_balls, Willow-wolliW, VonJustin, Complainingg-, satorsquarepants Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why’d the toilet paper roll down the hill? (31 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (31 Aug 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Bossausage, Shoddy_Juggernaut_11, I_SHIT_A_BRICK, Khanaerih, Are-Sole, I_SHIT_A_BRICK, Ok-Suspect-6587 Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why do I always feel great on Saturday and Sunday, and sick on all the other days ? (30 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (30 Aug 2021)This episode is brought to you by Minr: build your gold mine empire. Play Minr on Android here Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: HugoZHackenbush2, billbixbyakahulk, BubbleNugget90, icemage27, Helliving, R4G3D_Record71, FinalArrow Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My wife wants me to blow air on her whenever she overheats, but honestly... (29 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (29 Aug 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: UnforcedErrer, Next-Winner-1240, Demusnotfound, ThisTwoShallPass, Celt9782, andersonfmly, avinash333bhat Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's it called when Batman skips church? (28 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (28 Aug 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Rodrick_Langley, Complainingg-, HugoZHackenbush2, TheGomeeez, Arl107, pretty_dirty, hdwilli3 Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I’m terrified of elevators (27 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (27 Aug 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: SharpPixels08, Last_Yard1908, Tricky-Wheel7977, BritishTeeth11, Last_Yard1908, 1969WISDOM, jabhiram Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I got fired from my job at the bank today. (26 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (26 Aug 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: gwforeman, RealHumanNotCatfish, festivalheadmmsk, rembrant_pussyhorse, Echo_Oscar_Sierra, Marketellica, Caleb-the-God Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… (25 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (25 Aug 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Free_Commission6940, Ironmanrules101, richj, human2445679, Free_Commission6940, MathGuyTony, KeyBay Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What sound does a witch’s car make? (24 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (24 Aug 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Demonazzzz, vietlinh12hoa, MathGuyTony, KeyBay, getyourmoneysworth, thebosomofthePacific, DMurf17 Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's the one vegetable you should never bring on a ship with you? (23 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (23 Aug 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: MediocreGinga, aprice194, nderwhelming, McChicken9000, brisquet, nocloudno, zachdouble Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's been months since I bought the book, How to scam people online. (22 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (22 Aug 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: TheAzrael2013, 808gecko808, Uckioh, Jche98, Joesdad65, aussiefrzz16, fokker09 Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You know Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… (21 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (21 Aug 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: DinglebarryHandpump, 808gecko808, Free_Commission6940, JoeFas, aayu2417, wimpykidfan37, ilifttobebetter Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” Puzzled, the teller asks, “Don’t you mean history?” (20 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (20 Aug 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: 808gecko808, Sarcastic-being, Free_Commission6940, MathGuyTony, Bluwafflez88, Fluffy_AF_420, Free_Commission6940 Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My wife dumped me due to my obsession with comic books… (19 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (19 Aug 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: andersonfmly, Sarcastic-being, 8910ben, xtremeschemes, porichoygupto, HiroBrowe, Free_Commission6940 Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why aren't people in Afghanistan allowed to watch TV? (18 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (18 Aug 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: PAO_RT_IN_THE_KISSER, karizmatic, pvtsoab, boolean_buffalo, cave13man13, inside_a_mind, IvanCamejo Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How much does a roof cost? (17 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (17 Aug 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Signature_law, Free_Commission6940, Shu-di, DOPECOlN, DeliciousDip, Sweet_Decibel, sarcasticpremed Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow? (16 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (16 Aug 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: B-man44, pantlesspatrick, alienigma, Free_Commission6940, Otacon56, VERBERD, tausdigger62 Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet (15 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (15 Aug 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: grantnel2002, domensic, Kazick, BlankPhotos, Sarcastic-being, dimer0, PeeKerXXL Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why don’t dinosaurs make good pets? (14 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (14 Aug 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: R4G3D_Record71, Sarcastic-being, Hiredmerc34, MagicGuy66, Rampopsmom, MJWIZARD3, MamaLlama1011 Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why is Iowa the best state for telling dad jokes? (13 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (13 Aug 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: ThusSpokeGaba, vyse-the-legend, OwenJthomas89, OwenJthomas89, happyhxouse, OldGaijin65, djbamc Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you know the first rule of the Condescending Club? (12 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (12 Aug 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: TheAzrael2013, D-B-Zzz, sewerfr0g, kuddle_muddle, Sarcastic-being, Azsunyx, Onliery Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just bought a dog from a blacksmith (11 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (11 Aug 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: LachrymoseClown, boolean_buffalo, AdditionalCounter182, Sarcastic-being, zchefginz, Papiys, rw2453 Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender laughs and says, Hey, we have a drink named after you! (10 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (10 Aug 2021)This episode is brought to you by Minr: build your gold mine empire. Play Minr on Android here Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: crazyfortaco, TuttsMcGee, CasualEcon, ThusSpokeGaba, Sprucehammer, Papiys, Lorddoodleflaps84 Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Someone threw a jar of mayo at me (09 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (09 Aug 2021)This episode is brought to you by Minr: build your gold mine empire. Play Minr on Android here Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: flippantteacup, Anastazijatrinity, BardokObama, The_Fox1984, NikkoE82, jdbsplashum, YT_JRGRAND Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? (08 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (08 Aug 2021)This episode is brought to you by Minr: build your gold mine empire. Play Minr on Android here Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: mcdolsa, DrEvilsClone, CrazyBosanchero, D0wnVoteMe_PLZ, ThePaceisBack, hayxox, Mojo884ever Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can anyone tell me why my post was removed? (07 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (07 Aug 2021)This episode is brought to you by Minr: build your gold mine empire. Play Minr on Android here Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: ign1fy, localgregory, rnffdf, VERBERD, Caleb-the-God, PerceptionNo4527, Sarcastic-being Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's a boomerang called that doesn't come back? (06 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (06 Aug 2021)This episode is brought to you by Minr: build your gold mine empire. Play Minr on Android here Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: theRealVim, zu-den-sternen, Strange_Discharge, 2723brad2723, polopiko, Jche98, elguereaux Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Genuine confusion (05 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (05 Aug 2021)This episode is brought to you by Minr: build your gold mine empire. Play Minr on Android here Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: openSUSeer, Kablaaw, Kagiles530, 808gecko808, Jade_Sabre, Gadoligmallardduck, Squidwardbigboss Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's the downside to eating a clock? (04 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (04 Aug 2021)This episode is brought to you by Minr: build your gold mine empire. Play Minr on Android here Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: AnInsecureMind, NeetsNew, lucian_florin3, zu-den-sternen, MyGumdropButttons, f4ckst8farm, lorettarebelle Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? (03 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (03 Aug 2021)This episode is brought to you by Minr: build your gold mine empire. Play Minr on Android here Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: 02K30C1, zu-den-sternen, boolean_buffalo, techtornado, istrx13, Calthropstu, Jplumbo Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who can drink 5 liters of petrol and not get ill? (02 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (02 Aug 2021)This episode is brought to you by Minr: build your gold mine empire. Play Minr on Android here Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Zayan-ali, Fragrant_Community10, peppaisbritish, JamesiePig22, 1poundbookingfee, rhshi14, justshtmypnts Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who can drink 5 liters of petrol and not get ill? (01 Aug 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (01 Aug 2021)This episode is brought to you by Minr: build your gold mine empire. Play Minr on Android here Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Partymonster86, lobsterdm_20, Dominick555, OwenJthomas89, lobsterdm_20, FE1guy, Das_Mojo Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How can anyone think the Academy Awards are real? (31 Jul 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (31 Jul 2021)This episode is brought to you by Minr: build your gold mine empire. Play Minr on Android here Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Carrot_Lobbyist, STANKY_SEA, healthybug0065, Brosthetic, JocusStormborn, Dizzaster21, jolly2284 Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did you hear about the cop who fell and broke his radio? (30 Jul 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (30 Jul 2021)This episode is brought to you by Minr: build your gold mine empire. Play Minr on Android here Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Not-sure2921, 8Romans, BigRedTim76, K1ngHutch, StinkyAl, xXTheBinaryXx, VeryLastBison Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I kicked a pregnant woman once (29 Jul 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (29 Jul 2021)This episode is brought to you by Minr: build your gold mine empire. Play Minr on Android here Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Capillaryy, TrickyNymph, Caution_Necessary, ExtraSure, BrainThrust, 33Fanste33, Texgymratdad Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To whoever who stole my Microsoft Office copy, I will find you.. (28 Jul 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (28 Jul 2021)This episode is brought to you by Minr: build your gold mine empire. Play Minr on Android here Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Pretend-Genius, porkchop_d_clown, Sarcastic-being, legohat, WeLoveTheStonks, 1969WISDOM, DSofren Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I asked my wife to pick 6 stems of asparagus from the garden. She came back with 7. (27 Jul 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (27 Jul 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: mr_world_thin, PickledJuice69, wederservebetter, Sarcastic-being, SleazySerpent1469, Available_Reindeer32, Available_Reindeer32Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A homeless guy asked me for some money today. (26 Jul 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (26 Jul 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: -k_i_l_r_o_y-, Sarcastic-being, bleimanb, 1969WISDOM, Gaul_Roshan, QualityProof, DeadlySocksDownload the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My teenage daughter was just complaining about her period. (25 Jul 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (25 Jul 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: qaylan, sirgunsalot, Next-Winner-1240, Available_Reindeer32, ikissedtaylorswift, No_Whammies_Stop, TbablesDownload the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet? (24 Jul 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (24 Jul 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Available_Reindeer32, Rroscoco, Available_Reindeer32, zu-den-sternen, zu-den-sternen, Available_Reindeer32, PineConeCookieDownload the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night. (23 Jul 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (23 Jul 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: WeLoveTheStonks, halfblood_god, Sarcastic-being, Available_Reindeer32, thecockmonkey, TallDwarf23, JCraayDownload the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I got arrested for stealing a whole set of encyclopedias. (22 Jul 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (22 Jul 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Available_Reindeer32, Available_Reindeer32, Sarcastic-being, nitinitro, Available_Reindeer32, zu-den-sternen, 69_WetBulbDownload the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy see a tree that's draped in bacon. A bacon tree! We're saved! He says. He runs up to the tree and is shot up with bullets. (21 Jul 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (21 Jul 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Available_Reindeer32, zu-den-sternen, Arl107, kickypie, OliPark, assafstone, iamcaliforniaDownload the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. (20 Jul 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (20 Jul 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Sarcastic-being, Zayan-ali, meye_usernameistaken, SvenSvenkill3, Available_Reindeer32, chosen-username, KIKS1991Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. (19 Jul 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (19 Jul 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Sarcastic-being, jsradford, Ducks420, HeavyCaregiver2169, icu451, HaiderAbbasQassim, Available_Reindeer32Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Set your password to 2444666668888888 (18 Jul 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (18 Jul 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: buttered_t0asties, I_SHIT_A_BRICK, TropicalBasil, zu-den-sternen, Sarcastic-being, Komake, Mischief_Managed12Download the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I had a dog named 5 miles so I could tell people I walked 5 miles. (17 Jul 2021)
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters? (16 Jul 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (16 Jul 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: sammaxmas, yabsterr, SonicPavement, 8Romans, eyeleegal, Tricky-Attention-466, UckiohDownload the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? (15 Jul 2021)
Daily Dad Jokes (15 Jul 2021)Jokes sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: FerfyMoe, big_juicy8867, ChiliXT, Briancrc, Any-Scholar7573, smgstryker, JplumboDownload the Android Daily Dad Joke app here Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices