Cyrus Says

In this episode of Cyrus Says Cock & Bull, Cyrus Broacha hangs out with non-fiction storyteller Balram Vishwakarma and promptly loses control of the conversation. They jump from Bollywood name lore and growing up in a Mumbai slum to ADHD careers, therapy schedules, Zomato-level logistics, traffic rage, and why Mumbai infrastructure feels personally hostile. It’s chaotic, honest, slightly unhinged, and makes absolutely no effort to stay on track which is exactly the point. If you’re looking for balance, nuance, or polite conversation, this is not it. If you enjoy chaos, questionable takes, and laughing at things you probably shouldn’t, welcome home.  And to our regular listeners, welcome back home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

British filmmaker and writer Patrick Graham joins Cyrus Says for an unfiltered conversation about building a career in Indian film and OTT. Patrick talks about moving to India with no connections, studying at London Film School, directing ads, and eventually creating some of India’s most talked-about horror series — including Ghoul and Betal for Netflix. He breaks down how OTT platforms changed after early controversies, the impact of censorship, why bold storytelling became risky, and how creative freedom slowly narrowed. The episode also dives into Patrick’s work on true-crime documentaries like Dancing on the Grave and The Dupatta Murders, the ethics of telling real crime stories, criticism vs audience response, and what it’s really like to be a foreign filmmaker working in India. Funny, sharp, and brutally honest, this episode is a behind-the-scenes look at OTT platforms, filmmaking realities, and creative survival in today’s media landscape.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode Cyrus Broacha sits down with chef, author, restaurateur, and all-round force of nature Romy Gill MBE for a conversation that jumps effortlessly from food to culture to absolute nonsense.Romy talks about growing up in a steel-plant town in Bengal in a Punjabi family, navigating identity through food, and why she feels more Bengali than Punjabi. She opens up about opening her restaurant in the UK without investors, facing gender bias from banks, selling her jewelry to fund her dream, and how the BBC showed up just in time.There’s deep food talk, Himalayan cuisine, Kashmiri saffron, game meat, papad politics, and why Indian customers want onions and chillies for free. Romy also breaks down what makes great hospitality, why staff should always come first, and how tips were shared across the entire team from chefs to kitchen porters.Along the way, Cyrus does what he does best: derail the conversation with cricket, Bhojpuri and Bengali impressions, postmen food testing, alcohol debates, and questions no serious interview would ever ask.Expect stories, laughs, strong opinions, and zero structure!If you love food, culture, chaos, and conversations that go everywhere and nowhere at once this one’s for you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode of Cyrus Says / Cock & Bull, Cyrus Broacha is joined by comedian and professional chaos-enjoyer Shamik Chakrabarti for a conversation that goes exactly nowhere and everywhere. They talk about KRK firing guns (allegedly), Vande Bharat reels nobody asked for, cancel culture that cancels itself, internet outrage that lasts 48 hours, and why Indians secretly thrive on mess. There are bad opinions, worse jokes, and absolutely no attempt to be responsible. If you’re looking for balance, nuance, or polite conversation this is not it.If you enjoy chaos, questionable takes, and laughing at things you probably shouldn’t welcome home. And to our regular listeners, welcome back home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this special episode of Cyrus Says, writer and editor Sharmishtha Mukherjee is joined by her father, Air Commodore (Retd.) Bonney Mukherjee, for a conversation that moves effortlessly between nostalgia, history, humour, and survival. The episode begins with Sharmishtha’s book Pudding: The Memory Keepers of Bandra — a loving portrait of a neighbourhood, its people, streets, food, aunties, trees, clubs, churches, and disappearing culture. Together with Cyrus, she reflects on what it means to grow roots, belong to a place, and preserve everyday stories before they vanish. In the second half, her father shares extraordinary first-hand accounts of life as an Indian Air Force fighter pilot, including being shot during the 1971 war, flying combat missions, surviving injuries, and the quiet resilience required to return home and carry on. The conversation also touches on Sharmishtha’s experience as a cancer survivor, family strength, humour as a coping mechanism, and the strange, beautiful ways people endure. Gentle, funny, emotional, and deeply Indian — this is an episode about memory, courage, and the lives behind history.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says!This conversation starts with a forgotten Indian entrepreneur who built three empires and ends with Cyrus touching elephant poop. We're not kidding.Author Tejaswini Apte reveals the untold story of her great-grandfather Tatya Sahib, who went from a chawl in Girgaon to a sea-facing Peddar Road mansion by mastering textiles, producing 100+ silent films with Dadasaheb Phalke, and revolutionizing India's sugar industry.Then she casually pulls out a children's book about animal feces with a bookmark made from actual elephant and rhino poop. Chaos ensues!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Writer, actor, improv comedian Shantanu Anam Reddy joins Cyrus Broacha for a completely unhinged episode of Cock & Bull, where nothing stays on topic and everything somehow gets discussed.From growing up Kashmiri-Andhra, studying acting in the US, film school snobbery, AIB days, sketch comedy, improv shows, and why none of it guarantees work — to Bollywood gossip, Kartik Aryan rumours, Dharma controversies, cricket rants, bad box office maths, pollution, badminton, IVF, teddy bears, and the mysterious phenomenon of BubuDudu.There are opinions. There are allegations. There are teddy bears.This episode has no structure, no conclusions, and no regrets — exactly how Cock & Bull should be.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Actor Sayani Gupta joins Cyrus Says for one of the most candid conversations she’s ever had — about ambition, money, fear, and the cost of choosing yourself. Sayani talks about growing up in Kolkata, secretly moving to Delhi at 18, turning down a fast-track corporate career (including a GM-level role), lying to her bosses to attend film school auditions, and eventually walking away from financial security to study at the Film and Television Institute of India. She opens up about her early films, underpayment, critical acclaim with Margarita With a Straw and Article 15, being featured on Pornhub without consent, navigating success as a woman, loneliness, dating in modern India, and why many women today feel they’ve outgrown the men around them. Funny, uncomfortable, emotional, and brutally honest — this episode goes far beyond filmography into what it actually costs to live life on your own terms.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

India’s No.1 singles tennis player Sumit Nagal joins Cyrus Says for a rare, honest conversation about what it actually takes to survive professional tennis.From playing street games in Delhi to training abroad as a teenager, almost quitting the sport at 12 because it was too expensive, winning Junior Wimbledon doubles, breaking into the ATP Top 100, and taking a set off Roger Federer — Sumit walks through every high and low of his journey.He also speaks candidly about the financial reality of tennis, injuries, life on tour, Davis Cup pressure, why most Indian players have to leave the country to succeed, and what needs to change for Indian tennis to grow.With Cyrus adding humour and curiosity, this episode pulls back the curtain on a sport that looks glamorous — but is anything but.⚠️ Language & humour warning.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stand-up comedian Vineeth Srinivasan joins Cyrus Broacha for a completely unhinged episode of Cock & Bull, where structure is optional and logic is discouraged. From being confused with a Malayalam movie star, to debating Vidyut Jamwal climbing trees naked, political outrage cycles, Indian cricket obsession, podcast culture, election narratives, Mumbai trains, Bigg Boss trauma, long-term relationships, and the slow horror of aging bodies — this conversation goes exactly where it shouldn’t. There are opinions.There is gossip.There is way too much talk about urine. This episode is not informative.It is extremely Cock & Bull.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode of Cyrus Says, Cyrus Broacha is joined by actor and entrepreneur Parul Gulati, best known for her work in films, OTT shows, and as the founder of Nish Hair, one of India’s fastest-growing hair extension brands. Parul talks about her journey from television and Punjabi films to studying acting, struggling through low-paying gigs, and eventually building a successful consumer brand that featured on Shark Tank India. She shares how Nish Hair started at home, listening closely to customers, scaling the business, opening physical stores, and balancing entrepreneurship with acting projects. The conversation also covers Shark Tank auditions, running a team, handling failure, confidence, hair loss stigma, and her latest film release — all with Cyrus’ trademark humour and digressions. A candid conversation about hustle, reinvention, and building something real from the ground up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this special episode of Cyrus Says, Cyrus Broacha sits down with his longtime friend and former college classmate Shaina NC — fashion entrepreneur turned politician — at a crucial moment in her political journey. Recorded in the middle of an active election campaign, Shaina speaks candidly about her transition from fashion to politics, early electoral losses, campaigning on the ground, women in leadership, governance challenges, and what public service actually demands on a day-to-day basis. The conversation also touches on Mumbai’s infrastructure, civic responsibility, voting awareness, and the physical and mental toll of campaigning — all layered with Cyrus’ trademark humour and familiarity. This episode offers a rare look at the human side of electoral politics, beyond slogans and soundbites.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New Year. New resolutions. Same nonsense. In this classic Cock & Bull episode, Cyrus Broacha and Puneet Pania spiral through politics, democracy, global conflicts, hostel trauma, Mumbai trains, DJ music, dung, milk parties, and the slow death of common sense. From spending New Year’s Eve alone in a backpacker hostel in Gokarna, to calling the cops on DJs, to debating Umar Khalid, Venezuela, North Korea, IPL geopolitics, and why democracy now feels like a badly managed train compartment — nothing is sacred and nothing is resolved. There are no answers.There are barely questions.There is a boat story involving spit, and somehow that still isn’t the worst part. This episode is angry, funny, deeply Indian, and extremely Cock & Bull.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Actor, dancer, web-series icon — Maanvi Gagroo has grown up in front of the internet.In this candid, funny, and surprisingly reflective episode of Cyrus Says, she returns for the third time to talk about everything that’s changed — and everything that hasn’t. From Tripling to the final season of Four More Shots Please, Maanvi opens up about career longevity, body image, creative burnout, intense shoots, and the emotional weight of saying goodbye to a character she played for years. She also gets real about marriage, live-in relationships, meeting her husband Kumar Varun during lockdown, why she never wanted to get married — until suddenly she did — and what made this time feel different. Add Cyrus Broacha’s trademark interruptions, questionable analogies, and zero filter, and you get a conversation that moves effortlessly between humour, vulnerability, nostalgia, and adulting truths. This episode is about growing up, choosing commitment on your own terms, and learning to let go — on screen and off.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How does someone go from a refugee camp to working with Gerard Butler, Liam Neeson & Apple TV+? Elnaaz Norouzi breaks down her extraordinary life journey — from Iran to Germany to India to Hollywood — with razor-sharp honesty, humour, and insight. This episode covers: What refugee life actually looks like Why Elnaaz insists on scripts in Devanagari Learning languages as survival, not privilege Modelling at 14 while topping school Why Germany, Iran & India view time VERY differently Persian history, identity & cultural erasure See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The year is over.Preparation is zero. In this spectacularly unprepared Cock & Bull year-ender, Cyrus Broacha and Kunal Vijaykar attempt to look back at the biggest moments of the year — armed with ChatGPT, fading memory, and absolute confidence. From the Mahakumbh madness, influencer outrage, comedy controversies, elections, wars, airline chaos, dog rulings, tariffs, Bigg Boss–level politics, and Messi’s surreal India visit, to a heroic inability to remember who won the Chess World Cup — this episode is a masterclass in talking loudly while knowing very little. There are opinions.There are arguments.There are facts… occasionally. This is not analysis.This is Cock & Bull.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What makes some people fear animals… and others harm them? In this powerful and brutally honest episode of Cyrus Says, Cyrus Broacha is joined by psychiatrist Dr Shefali Batra to explore the psychology of empathy, animal cruelty, fear, rage, and conditioning. From stray dogs and animal feeders being attacked, to disturbing real-life cases of cruelty, this conversation dives deep into the human mind — asking uncomfortable but necessary questions: Is cruelty a lack of empathy? Are we conditioning children to fear animals? Can empathy be taught? And why do some people feel nothing at all? Blending humour, outrage, science, and compassion, Cyrus and Dr Batra discuss mirror neurons, childhood conditioning, media bias, mental health, and what it truly means to coexist — with animals and with each other. This episode is not just a conversation — it’s a call for empathy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Supreme Court lawyer. Bigg Boss contestant. Defender in India’s most controversial cases. In this explosive Cock & Bull episode, Cyrus Broacha sits down with Sana Raees Khan for a no-filter conversation that cuts through media narratives, public outrage, and legal myths. From the Indrani Mukerjea bail, Aryan Khan cruise case, Kumar Sanu personality rights, and Sameer Wankhede defamation, to divorce laws, fake domestic violence cases, social media trials, and why lawyers are not moral gatekeepers — this episode dives deep into how the Indian legal system actually works. Expect sharp legal insights, uncomfortable truths, Bigg Boss chaos, and Cyrus doing what he does best — pushing buttons with humour. This is not courtroom drama.This is real law, real consequences, and real talk.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Actor, Bigg Boss contestant, lawyer, social activist — Kunickaa Sadanand has lived many lives. In this candid and wildly entertaining episode of Cyrus Says, Kunickaa opens up about Bigg Boss reality vs perception, getting married at 16, painful custody battles, becoming a lawyer at 48, divorces, motherhood, reinvention, and why she believes marriage has an expiry date. From hilarious Bigg Boss house stories (bathroom wars, hygiene rules, kitchen politics) to deeply emotional moments about losing custody of her son and fighting a nine-year legal battle, this episode swings effortlessly between laughter and raw honesty. Cyrus, as always, adds chaos, sarcasm, and uncomfortable truths — making this a conversation about resilience, growth, and choosing yourself. This is not gossip.This is survival, humour, and perspective — Cyrus Says style.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Actor, director, writer — Anand Tiwari joins Cyrus for a wide-ranging conversation that starts at Shivaji Park, passes through Marathi theatre, college festivals, advertising sets, and lands at Bandish Bandits, Go Goa Gone, and beyond. They talk about: Growing up multilingual in Mumbai Theatre vs cinema (and why both are brutal) Almost becoming a professional cricketer Working with Naseeruddin Shah — first as an actor, then as a director Rage Theatre, President Is Coming & Mumbai’s theatre boom Go Goa Gone, zombie comedies & fat suits Hollywood sets, Naomi Watts & Sean Penn Why passion matters more than glamour in the arts And whether Rohit Sharma & Virat Kohli should play the 2027 World Cup Honest, funny, meandering — and packed with stories you don’t usually hear.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when Cyrus Broacha sits down with Shreyas Manohar and Advit Mohunta? You get: Messi riots in Kolkata 🐐 Politicians handling hecklers like stand-up comics Bengali accents dissected (lovingly) Bathroom politics that can end relationships Marathi weddings, Kasata ice cream & food trauma Salman Khan drinking stories AI, kids, social media bans & why nothing works And one uncle breaking Guinness records with dosas It’s a classic Cock & Bull episode — loud, chaotic, inappropriate, and somehow insightful. ⚠️ Language warning: If you’re easily offended, please watch something sensible.If not — welcome home. 🎙️ Cyrus Says📩 Send questions: [email protected]🐦 Twitter/X: @cyrussaysinSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What does it really mean to represent a country? In this wide-ranging and deeply human conversation, H.E. Mohamed Maliki, Ambassador of the Kingdom of Morocco, reflects on a lifetime in diplomacy — from childhood memories and family sacrifices to surviving violence, navigating geopolitics, and building friendships across cultures. We talk about Morocco, India, Pakistan, Cameroon, the unseen pressures of diplomatic service, and why dialogue matters more than ever in a fractured world. The Ambassador also shares personal philosophies on success, family, discipline, food, culture, leadership, and what truly matters in life. This episode is not about headlines — it’s about human values behind global relations. 📘 Based on his book “What If… Why Not?”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 26/11 Mumbai attacks are often remembered as three horrific days in November 2008.But according to Nikhil Ravi, co-author of Perfect Storm, they were the outcome of over 60 years of history, policy, ideology, and state-sponsored terror. In this deeply researched and unsettling conversation, Cyrus Broacha and Nikhil Ravi trace the roots of 26/11 all the way back to Partition (1947) — examining how Pakistan’s doctrine of asymmetric warfare evolved, how global powers played their part, and how terror organisations like Lashkar-e-Taiba became highly professionalised machines. Anchored by insights from Prabhakar Aloka, former Special Director of the Intelligence Bureau, this episode goes beyond outrage and emotion to focus on context, systems, and uncomfortable truths. This is not an easy listen — but it is an essential one.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode goes everywhere. Cyrus and Shamik talk about:– Jaya Bachchan vs the paparazzi– Why Virat Kohli should just become a statue– IndiGo cancelling flights and also common sense– A bull doing paperwork in a UP hospital– The Right to Disconnect (which no one will follow)– Spotify Wrapped, listening age, and muting your spouse No solutions. Plenty of opinions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of India’s most loved actors, theatre legends and sitcom icons — Rakesh Bedi — joins Cyrus for a deeply funny, nostalgic and insightful conversation.From Yeh Jo Hai Zindagi to FTII days with Satish Shah, Om Puri & Naseeruddin Shah, to his mind-blowing 24-character solo play Massage, to his new film Dhurandhar, this is a masterclass in comedy, performance and storytelling.⭐ What Rakesh Bedi Reveals How IPTA shaped his life & why his 8:20 Club has met for 35+ years The overnight stardom of Yeh Jo Hai Zindagi & TV changing his life FTII stories: Satish Shah, Kundan Shah, Om Puri, Naseeruddin Shah Why subtle comedy survives generations How he created 24 characters for Massage and performs 2 hours nonstop Why failures make better stories than success The difference between film acting, TV acting & stage endurance His insane engineering exam story & why he chose theatre Playing a Pakistani politician in Dhurandhar The craft of creating humour from pauses, looks & timing 🎭 Why This Episode MattersThis is a rare, intimate conversation with a performer who shaped Indian comedy for 40+ years — film, theatre, television and now OTT.Actors, directors, theatre students and comedy fans will absolutely love this.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seven-time national tennis champion Gaurav Natekar joins Cyrus for one of the most insightful sports conversations ever — from the legacy of his legendary father Nandu Natekar to the explosive rise of India’s Pickleball revolution. They dive into pickleball vs tennis, the shocking speed of the sport’s growth, how Gaurav and Aarti built the league from scratch, and why Sony, Swiggy, Samantha Ruth Prabhu, Ritesh & Genelia, and Sunil Gavaskar are all owners in this massive new sport. 🔥 WHAT GAURAV REVEALS Why he walked away from tennis to build a pickleball empire The never-told story of CCI giving permission after 17 years Why Indians excel at net-speed sports (but not power sports) Is pickleball going to steal talent from tennis & badminton? Scouting players across Japan, Korea, Vietnam and 18 countries How much players REALLY earn in the league ($5,000 to $80,000) Why India can’t produce a Top-10 tennis player yet The truth behind the Jannik Sinner doping controversy Federer vs Nadal vs Djokovic — Gaurav picks the real GOAT Why Indian cricket is struggling at home and what’s killing spin batting How their TV-friendly 15-minute match format is revolutionising racket sports See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cyrus & Punit jump from topic to topic in the most unhinged, hilarious, brutally honest AMA episode yet. Highlights include:⭐ INSANE MOMENTS YOU’LL SEE The “cheating fiancé scandal” AMA that derails the entire show Punit’s Delhi coat lost → CRPF → Marriott → emotional note saga Makabo geography & Daisar wanting “in” The wild builder–politician nexus rant China vs Arunachal jokes that get way too real JLo charging 18 crores for 10 minutes 6–7 meaning → 6–9 meaning → disaster Blind cricket, Aura farming, Rage-bait & Gen Z nonsense Live instant loan phone call in middle of the episode Punit’s AQI solution: “Everyone move to SRA projects, leave Mumbai to builders” ⭐ WHY THIS EPISODE HITSUnscripted, unpredictable and absolutely unfiltered — Punit Pania brings the sharpest political satire, while Cyrus navigates it with manic energy and chaotic curiosity.This might be the funniest AMA of the year. Every 3 minutes something insane happens.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adivi Sesh joins Cyrus Brocha on Cyrus Says for one of the most entertaining, emotional and revealing conversations ever!From the making of Major, the life of Major Sandeep Unnikrishnan, 26/11 insights, NSG training stories, Bahubali BTS and Telugu cinema’s global rise — to hilarious confessions about California desi life, language issues, Mr. India contests, horror movie trauma, ancestry tests and THAT “6 inches is too much” moment — this episode has EVERYTHING. In this unfiltered chat, Adivi Sesh opens up about:⭐ His deep research into Major Unnikrishnan’s letters, life & spirit⭐ Unknown 26/11 details, NSG drills & shooting MP5s⭐ Why South India didn't know the full story — and how Major changed that⭐ Bahubali memories, working with Rajamouli, Prabhas, Rana & Anushka⭐ His early Mumbai struggles, falling in potholes, losing his wallet⭐ Growing up in California, speaking Punjabi, learning Hindi from Gujaratis⭐ His Mr. India competitions in the US⭐ New films G2 / Dacoit / Bekahit⭐ Animal empathy, Goa snakes, family stories & madness⭐ Cyrus & Adivi’s wildly funny size-conflict joke 😂 This episode is emotional, hilarious, inspiring and absolute GOLD.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedian, actor and the iconic Lola Kutty, Anu Menon, is back on Cyrus Says — and this episode goes absolutely everywhere. Cyrus and Anu dive into:– Lola Kutty nostalgia & Eminem influences– A wild conversation about Central C, hip-hop, and teenage concerts– Why her 13-year-old son hates sports despite having two sports-obsessed parents– Cricket deep-dive: Gill, Cummins, Bazball, Bumrah, Shrikant, T20 vs Tests– The Malabar Hill mystery (that she REFUSES to reveal)– Marine engineer husbands & long-distance marriage hacks– Milind Soman picking her up on a Channel V shoot– How fairness, sarees, and grandmothers shaped her relationship– Hair transplant truths, Turkey medical horror stories & “one lung missing” saga– Parenting, privacy, school functions, and “please stand up” jokes– Royal family rumours, Kerala lineage, and whether she’s really a princess– Why football is India’s elite sport & why cricket culture is changing It’s unfiltered, hilarious, nostalgic, chaotic and packed with stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Watch, listen, laugh — and please stand up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cyrus teams up with Urjita Wani for an AMA that spins out of control in minutes.There’s aunties, weddings, prawns in food, South Bombay beef with Bandra, rickshaw horror stories, auto physics, micro-dramas, uncle jokes, bad words, and Urjita bullying Cyrus for 60 straight minutes. If you’re looking for logic, skip.If you’re looking for pure comedy chaos — welcome. Urjita also drops details about her new stand-up recordings, upcoming shows and why her niece once repeated a very bad word she said by accident.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Raashii Khanna joins Cyrus Says for one of her most honest, funny and insightful conversations ever.From her powerful performance in 120 Bahadur, to learning multiple languages for cinema, to breaking stereotypes in the industry — Raashii opens up like never before. In this episode, Raashii talks about: Her role as the emotional anchor in 120 Bahadur, a film based on a real 1962 battle Working with Farhan Akhtar & why she still calls him “Farhan Sir” Mastering Rajasthani, Telugu, Tamil & Punjabi accents Why successful women intimidate men Chivalry, equality & who should pay the bill Her real-life dating experiences & red flags The fear she felt when her brother faced pirates in the Somalia region How she chooses roles & avoids being stereotyped The evolution of MTV and reality TV Cyrus’ legendary (and disastrous) marriage advice A mix of humour, honesty and heart — this is Raashii Khanna completely unfiltered. 🔔 Subscribe for more celebrity interviews, comedy & conversations! #RaashiiKhannaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Director–writer Suparn Varma joins Cyrus for a completely unfiltered conversation that swings from the deeply serious to the delightfully stupid — exactly what you expect on Cyrus Says. Suparn talks about the making of HAQ, why the Shah Bano judgement still matters 40 years later, and how women’s rights, gender roles and social change shaped his vision for the film. He opens up about faith, research, and the responsibility of retelling a landmark moment in Indian legal history. In true Cyrus Says style, the two wander into everything from divorce stories, cricket rants and bizarre “pleasure” confessions to vanity vans, Deepika’s 8-hour rule, and Manoj Bajpayee shooting a yoga scene while running a 103° fever. If you love behind-the-scenes filmmaking, sharp social commentary, and absolute chaos — this episode is for you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cyrus Broacha sits down with comedian–writer–legend Ashish Shakya for a full-blown chaotic episode.From AIB nostalgia to midlife crisis, India’s obsession with paparazzi, Pakistan’s politics, China fear, chicken-piece riots at weddings, pigeons, sports, influencers, and everything else wrong (and funny) about the world. This is Cyrus Says at peak unfiltered mode — nothing is planned, everything is roasted. 👀 What’s inside: AIB days, why Ashish stopped performing Midlife crisis, turning 40 & badminton becoming a religion Pakistan’s generals & China’s “we fire the last shot” threat Why Indian media loves killing celebrities early Chicken Fry–Gate: the UP wedding that turned into WWE Pigeons vs Humans: Cyrus’ final stand India, elections, fraud, lists & insanity Women’s cricket & unexpected wholesomeness 🎙 Guest: Ashish Shakya – comedian, writer, ad man, chaos enthusiast🎧 Host: Cyrus Broacha – lover of pigeons, hater of humans (mostly) Subscribe for more badly planned but highly entertaining conversations.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He’s one of Indian advertising’s sharpest minds and one of Bollywood’s most distinctive filmmakers — R. Balki joins Cyrus for an unfiltered, hilarious, deeply insightful episode. Balki takes us through his iconic campaigns (Hoodibaba, Surf Excel Ha Na, Idea), the mistakes that taught him everything, the famous suitcase incident, and how a Lifebuoy brainstorm accidentally led to Cheeni Kum. From Amitabh Bachchan’s reaction to a terrible car, to clients who swear sweetly, to why one idea is always better than twenty, this is a storytelling masterclass. They dive into: How Balki stumbled into advertising The Mudra ‘100-word ad’ that changed his life The Maruti Versa disaster featuring the Bachchans The birth of the ‘Idea’ & ‘Surf Excel Ha Na’ campaigns Why Hoodibaba was one word that saved an entire account Film inspirations & his move to cinema His funniest client fights & pitch room meltdowns It's witty, nostalgic, and loaded with brilliant insights. A must-watch for anyone who loves ads, films, or madness.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He’s the mastermind behind Zombivli and one of India’s leading voices in the horror-comedy space — Aditya Sarpotdar joins Cyrus for a chaotic, hilarious, and surprisingly emotional AMA episode. From creating zombies during the pandemic, to audition tapes with tomato ketchup, to his great-grandfather making films in 1925, Aditya walks us through four generations of filmmaking, Marathi cinema nostalgia, and why Mumbai desperately needs a zombie sequel. They dive into: How Zombivli was born during lockdown What zombie auditions REALLY looked like Anthakshari with zombies (yes, seriously) His family’s 100-year legacy in Indian cinema The lost art of film stock & silver plates Why India needs smarter, scarier horror films Ram Gopal Varma’s influence Whether zombies can survive Mumbai local trains It’s funny, nerdy, nostalgic, and full of great cinema stories — the perfect Cyrus Says cocktail.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s another Ask Me Anything episode — which means total chaos, too many opinions, and the occasional coherent thought.Cyrus Broacha and Abbas Momin take on your wildest audience questions — from Tata Lit Fest stories and literary quizzes to Saudi comedy festivals, Zoran Mamdani politics, and Rakhi Sawant’s Oscar dreams.Expect unfiltered takes on:  Why reading might not be dead after all  The strangest literary quiz Cyrus ever attended  YouTubers, extortion calls & fame gone wrong  Political hot takes from America to Mumbai  Abbas’ plan to find love (and a rich wife)  And a crash course on how not to be cancelledIt’s witty, weird, and pure Cyrus Says energy — one part chaos, two parts comedy. New episodes drop every week on YouTube and all audio platforms.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He’s one of India’s most loved comedians, podcasters, and internet icons — and he’s finally back on Cyrus Says! Abish Mathew joins Cyrus Broacha for an unfiltered chat filled with laughter, nostalgia, and some very questionable food hacks. From accidentally buying 5 kilos of bhindi during lockdown to inventing a Nutella-pringles recipe, this episode is peak chaos in the best way possible.They also dive into:  The return of Son of Abish and his journey through India’s comedy scene  Abish’s hilarious lockdown misadventures in Bandra  His wild entry into the online chess world (and playing with Vishy Anand!)  Why comedy, kindness, and connection matter more than everIt’s witty, weird, and wildly entertaining — everything you love about Cyrus Says. Catch full episodes every week on YouTube & all audio platforms.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He’s a decorated war hero and a living legend of the Indian Army. Major General Lakhwinder Singh, author of The Kargil Untold Story, joins Cyrus Broacha for an unfiltered deep dive into the war that redefined India’s military history.From the secrecy behind Musharraf’s plan, to the role of Bofors artillery, to the raw courage of Indian soldiers, this conversation brings to light moments of bravery, tragedy, and national pride. Topics discussed include: The real story of how Pakistan planned the Kargil infiltration Why India didn’t see it coming The truth behind “bus diplomacy” and Musharraf’s secret clique The unmatched power of the Indian artillery Life lessons from war, leadership, and fate  Book: The Kargil Untold Story by Major General Lakhwinder Singh  Tune in to Cyrus Says — where India’s sharpest minds meet its funniest host.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedian Sorabh Pant returns for a chaotic, hilarious AMA with Cyrus Broacha — covering everything from India’s fertility decline to gibbons being smuggled at the Mumbai airport, and Albania’s new “AI minister” giving birth to 83 digital kids.They also discuss Abish Mathew, Veer Das, Govinda’s emotional meltdown, childhood birthday sweets, and why Cyrus might just be the “Sairina” Williams of podcasting.It’s part roast, part therapy, all madness — the Cyrus Says AMA you didn’t know you needed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, Cyrus sits down with Hisham Mundol — sustainability expert, corporate leader turned environmental crusader — to talk about India’s biggest challenge: how to grow economically without wrecking the planet.From his early days working across continents to his stint at Hindustan Lever and WorldTel, Hisham shares how a “midlife crisis” led him into the climate and sustainability movement. The conversation dives into real-world climate issues — air pollution, EVs, renewable energy, and even why Indore’s biogas plant gives him hope.With Cyrus’s trademark humour, they break down big ideas into relatable bits — from why Delhi’s air gets trapped like soup in a bowl, to whether electric cars are truly sustainable, and how small individual actions can actually add up when governments and companies pull their weight too.This one’s an insightful, funny, and surprisingly hopeful chat about climate, culture, and common sense.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rishabh Shah — entrepreneur, author, and founder of IMUN (India’s International Movement to Unite Nations) — returns to Cyrus Says to talk about his new book “Young, Wired and Not Woke.” In this no-holds-barred chat with Cyrus Broacha, Rishabh opens up about: Why young Indians are tired of being labeled “woke” Questioning religion without disrespecting faith The business of God & the VIP culture in temples What’s gone wrong with Indian politics and ideology How Gen Z thinks about mental health, religion, and identity It’s bold, funny, and thought-provoking — just the kind of debate you wish more people had the guts to have. 📚 “Young, Wired and Not Woke” out now.🎧 Catch the full episode only on Cyrus Says — India’s longest-running comedy talk show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They’re back!Cyrus Broacha and Suresh Menon — two comedy legends, one mic, and absolute chaos. In this special AMA, the duo discuss:👉 Delhi’s toxic pollution and political “gas”👉 Baldness and why bald men still use shampoo👉 Marriage survival tips (with fractured wives)👉 50+ age problems no one warned you about👉 Indian cricket, nepotism, and Bollywood “unbreakables” It’s unfiltered, it’s honest, it’s funny — and you definitely can’t watch this one with your parents 😅 🎧 Listen on Spotify & all audio appsWatch on YouTubeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What really goes on inside your brain when you overthink, feel anxious, or just forget your OTP? This week on Cyrus Says, Dr. Sid Warrier, neurologist and YouTuber, joins Cyrus Broacha for a laugh-out-loud yet insightful chat about how the brain shapes our thoughts, stress, memory, and emotions.They dive into:  Why Indians are wired to stress about money and comparison  How anxiety is rooted in your brain’s chemical network  Dr Sid’s journey from JJ Hospital to Lucknow to almost moving to the UK before COVID changed everything  The rise of mental health awareness through neuroscience  Comedy, racism, caste and the absurdities of everyday Indian lifeIt’s a mix of science, stand-up, and self-reflection — where Cyrus tries to understand his own brain… and Sid tries not to lose his. Watch for a perfect blend of brains, banter, and Broacha.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Actor, writer, and comedian Gopal Datt joins Cyrus Broacha for a laughter-filled, nostalgic, and brutally honest chat about life in theatre, the chaos of ad shoots, and his hit projects like Delhi Crime and Farzi Mushaira.Gopal opens up about the strange but beautiful addiction of theatre, why material success never matches the “high” of performing live, and what it means to keep your craft alive in the OTT age.From his early days in NSD to hilarious behind-the-scenes moments with Gajraj Rao, Kunal Vijaykar, and Cyrus himself, this episode is packed with wit, warmth, and wisdom from a man who’s seen every side of showbiz — and still chooses the stage. Expect madness, memories, and some accidental philosophy, only on Cyrus Says.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Andre Timmins, the co-founder of Wizcraft and the man behind IIFA, sits down with Cyrus to reveal the untold stories from the biggest stages in the world!From pioneering India's events industry and starting Wizcraft in 1988 with just a few thousand rupees, to booking the biggest stars—Andre shares the madness.In this episode, Andre reveals: The jaw-dropping moment the Mumbai ATC almost prevented the Michael Jackson 1996 concert because the Antonov cargo plane (the world's largest aircraft) had never landed there before. The political tension of landing MJ, including meeting Balasaheb Thackeray who referred to MJ as "an artist to an artist". The uncensored backstage gossip from IIFA. John Travolta dancing with Priyanka Chopra, and the moment Kevin Spacey danced with Deepika Padukone. Andre's origin story as a DJ at 18 in the '80s and how he trained the first generation of Indian DJs like Akhil and Asad. What it was like to be up close and personal with Michael Jackson—and what they noticed about his famous nose! This is a must-watch episode for a legendary peek behind the curtain of Indian entertainment!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Acclaimed filmmaker Sudhir Mishra joins Cyrus Broacha for a candid, hilarious, and deeply nostalgic chat about his journey through Indian cinema.From sneaking into NSD classes without admission to co-writing Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro, Sudhir recounts his early days with legends like Kundan Shah, Naseeruddin Shah, Om Puri, and Saeed Mirza — and the chaotic brilliance that birthed India’s greatest cult classic. He opens up about the madness of the 80s art film scene, his love-hate relationship with Mumbai, the politics of filmmaking, and how he went from being a “tree in theatre” to one of India’s most respected storytellers.🎥 Expect stories, philosophy, laughs — and a whole lot of film geekery.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Cyrus Says AMA, Cyrus Broacha is joined by creator–comedian Pulkit Kochar, the man behind viral Bollywood trivia reels and the most meta jokes on Instagram. Pulkit opens up about: His small-town journey from Jaito near Bathinda to working with East India Comedy, Pocket Aces, and Netflix Making memes for a living and why he left a steady job to become a full-time creator The madness of Bollywood marketing, content algorithms, and chasing virality A hilarious yet honest take on sex education, menstrual leave policies, and India’s selective “modernity” Plus, deep dives into Om Shanti Om, nepotism, Abhinav Kashyap vs Bollywood, and more And of course — the classic AMA chaos you can only get on Cyrus Says! 🎧 Listen till the end for Pulkit’s funniest takes on movies, memes, and making it in Mumbai.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Actors Arjun Mathur (Made in Heaven) and Anshuman Jha (Mastram, Lakadbaggha) join Cyrus Broacha for a hilarious, thought-provoking chat about their new film Lord Curzon Ki Haveli — a dark comedy thriller that bends genres and expectations.They talk about working together, the madness of making a “locked-room” film, the role of intimate direction in modern cinema, and what it means to take bold creative risks in today’s Bollywood.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Director Shashank Khaitan joins Cyrus Broacha on Cyrus Says to chat about his new film Sunny Sanskari Ki Tulsi Kumari, his love for technology, and how he balances creativity with innovation. Expect laughs, insights, and a deep dive into the making of one of Bollywood’s most anticipated romantic comedies!Exploring comedy, love, filmmaking challenges, creative risks, and creating the Dulhania Universe.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, Cyrus, Aakash, and Punit answer your most Indian questions — from loud bhajan uncles on Mumbai trains to awkward Diwali gifting office politics, and missed train crushes on the Central Line. Expect chaos, sarcasm, and questionable wisdom as Cyrus tackles: India winning (and not taking) the Asia Cup The eternal struggle between work deadlines & Diwali lights How to handle a ₹500 Diwali gift for your boss That one uncle who treats the local train like his private mandir And finding love (or losing it) between train stations If you’ve ever been stuck in Mumbai traffic, survived office parties, or wanted to sell vada pavs instead of working — this one’s for youSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.