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Ep 322. Children of Thunder Pt.1 - Not Special AT ALL

Apr 30, 20261h 31m

Ep 377Ep. 321 Troubled Teen Industry Pt. 4: What Were the Minions Up To?

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WE’RE BACK, BABY! New year, new episode. Join Paige as she takes Mando thru the finale of our series on the Troubled Teen Industry. Big warning up top: This is a rough one. But hey, we missed ya. Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

Jan 12, 20261h 50m

Ep 376Ep. 320 Troubled Teen Industry Pt. 3: Gooning In the Night

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We're back, baby! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the history of Synanon and their pathway to Cedu Schools (but pronounced like Sea-Doo, you know thos jetskis that are like...not jetskis? Actually I looked it up and they qualify them as "personal watercrafts" which feels weird. Huh. Wait, it turns out that Jetskis are like a brand of personal watercrafts. So it's like how Band-Aid or Xerox just became the name for the thing. That's crazy, man. I ain't never thought about Jetskis this much in my life.) Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

Oct 7, 20251h 26m

Ep 375Cult Podcast Special Episode: Happy Rapture!

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Grab a bucket to collect your neighbor's dental fillings and gather round to hear Paige answer questions about the Rapture... and one question about Raptors! Just a quick check in with ya'll on this special day, and we'll be back with a normal episode soon! High Five St. Peter for us when you get to the top of the stairway!

Sep 23, 202559 min

Ep 374Ep. 319 Troubled Teen Industry Pt. 2: Helena Bottom Carter Knowles

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We’re back with the first earnest part of our new series on the Troubled Teen Industry. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the very hopeful beginnings of a movement that would ultimately turn upsetting. Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

Jul 23, 20251h 20m

Ep 373Ep. 318: Troubled Teen Industry: Joey Chestnut is a Demi-God

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We're BACK baby. Join Paige and Mando as they get back into the groove, catching up and telling you about their dumb, busy lives. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, we're starting a brand new series! Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

Jul 15, 20251h 4m

Ep 372Death Madness (Ft. Todd from Horror Virgin)

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This week join Paige and Mando as they sit with Todd from Horror Virgin to discuss the scariest topics known to humans. Death. Woof. I promise, it's more fun than it sounds. Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

Jun 2, 20251h 11m

Ep 371Ep. 317 Brother Louv Pt. 2: To Buy or Not to Buy a Black Light Poster

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We're back! This week Mando finishes up his series on Brother Louv and the Ethiopian Zion Coptic Church. Join Paige as she learns about the Miami Jamaica connection and we learn a new rule about being a good cult leader. It comes second to "never set a doomsday". Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

May 20, 20251h 15m

Ep 370Ep. 316 Brother Louv: Granny Style

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We’re BACK! Join us as Mando takes Paige through the early life of Brother Louv, formerly known as Thomas F. Reilly, and the path that led him towards a life of kick ass crime. Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

May 6, 20251h 12m

Ep 369Ep. 315 The Church Universal Pt. 2: Theosophy Strikes Again

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We're BACK with our final installment on a woman literally named Prophet. Listen along as Paige tells Mando about Ms. Prophet's takeover, remarriages, and the fall of the whole damn thing. Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

Apr 16, 20251h 14m

Ep 368Ep. 314 The Church Universal: Build Your Own Past Life

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We're BACK with an episode that takes us back to our roots, baybee. I'm talking theosophy, I'm talking terrible husbands, I'm talking randomly selecting famous figures from the past to be your "previous lives". Yeah. This one got everything. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the life of Elizabeth Prophet and the beginnings of the Church Universal. PANIC FEST is THIS WEEK, if you want tickets to our show on March 30th click the link here or go to www.panicfest.eventive.org Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

Mar 27, 202558 min

Ep 367Ep. 313 Hobby Lobby: When Joann Met Michael's

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We're BACK, baybee! Rising from the dead to give you a life update and also to ask you to join Paige as she takes Mando through the tumultuous timeline of Hobby Lobby, the only craft store that asks "What Would Jesus Do?" And then...mostly ignores that question actually. PANIC FEST is coming up in just a week, if you want tickets to our show on March 30th (We got the date wrong in the episode so so so sorry) click the link here or go to www.panicfest.eventive.org Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

Mar 17, 20251h 12m

Ep 366Ep. 312 - Oral Roberts Pt. 3: Murder Doritos and Fire Madness

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We're finally back, we survived our city being on fire and the only thing that will make us feel better is some good old fashioned Orel. Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

Jan 28, 20251h 43m

Ep 365Ep. 311 Oral Roberts Pt. 2: More Like BS-MI

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We're back this week for a very merry episode full of screaming about weight and people who use pseudo-science to "treat" it. Trust me, you're gonna love it. Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

Dec 23, 20241h 9m

Ep 364Ep. 310 Oral Roberts: Going DOWN In History

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We're back with quite possibly one of the funniest names in history. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the life and times of televangelist and preacher: Oral Roberts. A man who really blows. Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

Dec 16, 202456 min

Ep 363Ep. 309 Micha Kat: Dutch Pizza Gate

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We're back with a wild one folks. Join us as Paige takes Mando through the story of Micah Kat and the sleepy town of Bodegraven, which is essentially just Dutch Pizza Gate. But like...not "dutch pizza". We get into it. Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

Dec 10, 20241h 2m

Ep 362Ep. 308 The One World Family Commune: Just Some Chill Guys

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We're BACK with another episode in our series on health and wellness folks. This week, Paige brings a great story and takes Mando through the life and times of an alien touched guru and his line of successful restaurants and funk bands. Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

Nov 26, 20241h 0m

Ep 361Ep. 307 Chiropractic: Bone Ghosts

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We're BACK with an episode recorded back before the end times. This thing is like a dang ol' time capsule. Boy, we were filled with so much hope. But also, we're finally talking about the father of Chiropractic, the bone ghost king himself, D.D. Palmer! Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

Nov 13, 20241h 11m

Ep 360Ep. 306 Hydrotherapy 2: The Red Dead 2 Disease

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We're BACK with more water-based cults. Which, sadly, doesn't mean they wash away with water. In fact, they get STRONGER around the stuff. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the ebbs and flows of a water cult. Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

Oct 29, 20241h 5m

Ep 359Ep. 305 Hydrotherapy: Working for Big Cold

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We're BACK with another episode on the wild and wacky treatments Paige tried while at a "wellness retreat". Join her as she takes Mando through the life and times of a cold plunge cult, and join Mando in not wanting to try it! Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

Oct 10, 202456 min

Ep 358Ep. 304 House of David: Noah's Park

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We're BACK with a story that involves everything you care about: Amusement park rides, baseball, a weird split in a group that the law has to intervene on. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the House of David! Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

Oct 2, 20241h 12m

Ep 357The Annual Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World 2024

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We're coming to you LIVE from Burbank, CA with the Cult Podcast Annual Party to Stop the End of the World! Join us for a fun cult, guest stars, and recorded evidence that Armando told people he planted a bomb somewhere. If you want to to watch the vide recording of the show, it is up on our Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab. Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv

Sep 24, 20241h 32m

Ep 356Ep. 303 Curtis Howe Springer: Late Checkout at the Clown Motel

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We're back from the dead with another episode on wild health resorts and cults of personality. Join us as Paige takes Mando through the life and times of a man with the same hairdo as Pennywise the Clown. An apt description, and one that becomes way too fitting later on. Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! Click the link here for tickets or visit www.flapperscomedy.com for details! Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv Also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Sep 17, 20241h 20m

Ep 355Ep. 302 Ho No Hana: Paige Becomes a Bowl of Cereal

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We’re BACK with an episode on both Paige’s cult experience and a group that kind of perfectly sets up our new series. Join us to hear Paige take Mando through a Japanese “foot reading cult” and the leader who claimed to be Jesus. Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! Click the link here for tickets or visit www.flapperscomedy.com for details! Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv Also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Aug 27, 20241h 11m

Ep 354Ep. 301 Black Sovereign Citizens Pt 3: Italian Poltergeist

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We're BACK with the FINAL episode of our series on Black Sovereign Citizens, the Moorish Identity, and the Washitaw Nation. Join us as Mando takes Paige through the life and crimes of the Nation's Empress, doubles down on Sovereign Citizen Non-Sense, and unveils maybe the weirdest discovery we've ever made on the show. Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! Click the link here for tickets or visit www.flapperscomedy.com for details! Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv Also also also, if you want to see Funny Guys From the Internet with Armando Torres, Ify Nwadiwe, and Raph Chestang on August 23rd and 24th in Austin, TX click this link or go to bit.ly/comedyirl for tickets. Also also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Aug 19, 20241h 44m

Ep 353Ep. 300 Black Sovereign Citizens Pt. 2: Two Kids Hancuffed to a Briefcase

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We’re back baby, covering the writings, teachings, and complexities of Noble Drew Ali. Join as Mando takes you through a truly messed up dude who somehow managed to do a few good things. Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! Click the link here for tickets or visit www.flapperscomedy.com for details! Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv Also also also, if you want to see Funny Guys From the Internet with Armando Torres, Ify Nwadiwe, and Raph Chestang on August 23rd and 24th in Austin, TX click this link or go to bit.ly/comedyirl for tickets. Also also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Aug 12, 20241h 1m

Ep 352Ep. 299 Black Sovereign Citizens: A Magician In the Sheets

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We’re BACK with an episode that started out focusing on the Washitaw Empire, a group we briefly touched in our Republic of Texas series, but quickly becomes an episode focused on the origins of black sovereign citizens. Strap in folks, Mando has gone off the deep end again. Also, if you enjoy the world and living in it, consider attending the Cult Podcast Party to Stop the End of the World in Burbank, CA on 9/22 at 5pm! Click the link here for tickets or visit www.flapperscomedy.com for details! Also also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv Also also also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Jul 30, 20241h 4m

Ep 351Historical Event Madness: Here We Go Again

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We’re back (kinda) to cover YET ANOTHER LIFE ALTERING EVENT. Boy howdy, really wish these would stop happening.

Jul 15, 202458 min

Ep 350Ep. 298 John De Ruiter Pt. 2: Eric Roberts is in Everything

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We're back for the finale to our series on John De Ruiter! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the infidelities and downfall of a man who just like...stares at people? Oof. Also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Jul 1, 20241h 7m

Ep 349Ep. 297 John De Ruiter: Bring Back Cobblers

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We're back to cover the son of a cobbler, and one real creepy starer. Is that a word? One who stares? Idk, man. Join Paige as she takes Mando through the origins and dreamy blue eyes of John De Ruiter! Also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Jun 24, 20241h 13m

Ep 348Ep. 296 The Republic of Texas Pt. 4: Dr. Pepper Presents: Poland Isn’t Real

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We’ve come to you with a HUGE revelation about Poland. Buckle up. Nothing is gonna be the same ever again. But also, Mando FINALLY closes out our series on Rick McLaren and the Republic of Texas. Also, if you’d like to listen to Armando’s new show, Boyfriend Material, click this link right here or go to linktr.ee/midnightsnack.tv Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Jun 18, 20241h 17m

Ep 347Ep. 295.5: F*** John Tyler

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Howdy, folks, we've got a lil bonus episode for you this week! It's our way of saying sorry for being gone so long. So, we hope you enjoy this weird rabbit hole! We sure did.

Jun 12, 202421 min

Ep 346Ep. 295 The Republic of Texas Pt. 3: We Impeached Poochie

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THE WAIT IS OVER! We're back with another episode in our series on Rick McLaren and the Republic of Texas. Join Mando as he loses his mind trying to explain the ideology that 99% of sovereign citizens follow. It's basically alt-right theosophy. Woof. Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Jun 10, 20241h 25m

Ep 345Hollywood Madness: An Interlude

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We’re back from an unexpected hiatus to give you some life updates. Sorry for stepping out! Join us as Paige and Mando regale each other with stories of travel, stardom, and poop.

May 27, 20241h 4m

Ep 344Ep. 294 The Republic of Texas Pt. 2: Florida is Quebec’s Cousin

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We’re BACK with another episode in our series on Rick McLaren and his revival of the Republic of Texas. This one’s a lil history lesson, Mando on a substitute teacher type beat. Enjoy, nerds! Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

May 7, 20241h 35m

Ep 343Ep. 293 The Republic of Texas: 3.5 Buicks

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We're back with the start of our series on Rick McLaren and the Republic of Texas! Boy, howdy, if you liked our series on sovereign citizens you're gonna love this dingus. Join Mando as he takes Paige through the life, times, and many Buicks of Rick McLaren. Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Apr 29, 20241h 21m

Ep 342Ep. 292 Rashad Jamal: The NBA Isn't Real

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We're back for a one off conspiracy cult led (or at least heavily promoted by) a SoundCloud rapper. Yikes. Join Paige as she takes Mando through a story featuring everything you'd expect: Wild conspiracies, terrible music videos, and basketball playing robots. Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Apr 22, 20241h 22m

Ep 341Ep. 291 The Pizzagate Massacre ft. John Valley

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We’re BACK to talk about a great piece of Cult Media: The Pizzagate Massacre! Writer, director, and producer John Valley stops by to talk to us about creating art based on Q-Anon and what drew him to our favorite conspiracy. Want to watch The Pizzagate Massacre? Check it out on Tubi, Amazon Prime, or Freevee. Or, whoa. What’s this totally random YouTube link? https://youtu.be/BITIyZ1HTZE?si=kjUxFzYGjWS-tT0q Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Apr 15, 202458 min

Ep 340Ep. 290 Thuggee: Ancient Hanky Code (ft. Griff Milton)

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We’re back for a one off before Panic Fest! Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest GRIFF MILTON through the origins of the word “thug” and also a cult of Thuggees! Also do you want to see us in Kansas City, MO on April 7th at 7pm? Good news! You can get tickets here! Or google Panic Fest and learn about the whole fest. Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Apr 1, 202457 min

Ep 339Ep. 289 Guðni Guðnason Pt. 3: The Party to Stop the World From Ending

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We're back with our final episode in our series on Guðni Guðnason. Good luck Googling that, we had to straight up copy paste that ish. Anyway, the karate kicks up a notch and the crimes keep going. Also do you want to see us in Kansas City, MO on April 7th at 7pm? Good news! You can get tickets here! Or google Panic Fest and learn about the whole fest. Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Mar 26, 20241h 16m

Ep 338Ep. 288 Guðni Guðnason Pt. 2: King Salmon

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We’re back with some big news and some bigger laughs. Oh, boy, seriously this dork does some real nerd boy stuff. You’re gonna love it. Also do you want to see us in Kansas City, MO on April 7th at 7pm? Good news! You can get tickets here! Or google Panic Fest and learn about the whole fest. Also also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Mar 19, 20241h 7m

Ep 337Ep. 287 Guðni Guðnason: Lestat Karate

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Oh, we’re so back. Welcome to our episode on certified foppish dandy, and martial arts legend, Guðni Guðnason. Trust me, you’re gonna love/hate it. Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Mar 4, 20241h 3m

Ep 336Ep. 286 Mardi Gras: That’d Probably Cause a Ghost, Right?

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We’re back from various stuff we had to do, and boy howdy do we have a fun one for ya. Lots of life talk, but eventually we get into it and talk about Mardi Gras! Where it came from, how it started, and why it became the bead for boobies trade it is now. Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Feb 12, 20241h 8m

Ep 335Ep. 285 Urantia Pt. 3: Bong Part of a Balanced Breakfast

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Hello! We’re back. I know, it’s been a while. We explain it all and promise to not leave you again. At least not for too long. Anyway, join us as Paige takes Mando through Urantia’s ties and influence on Celestial Seasonings Tea Company! Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Feb 5, 20241h 8m

Ep 334Ep. 284 Urantia Pt. 2: F**k Mustard

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Hello, Sharks, we’re here with both a story that will bewilder your mind but also a business proposal that’ll blow you away. Maybe literally, too. Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Jan 15, 20241h 30m

Ep 333Ep. 283 Urantia: The Celestial Seasonings Cult

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Welcome back folks, we’re so back. Join us as Paige takes Armando through the wild story of a cult with ties to a company that makes sleepytime tea. Also, she’s begging you to stop sending her TikToks about this topic. Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Jan 8, 20241h 4m

Ep 332Ep. 282 Wild Mormon Beliefs: The King of the Dogs

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We’re back with a great palette cleanser for you: A bunch of weird fringe beliefs that SOME Mormons share. Oh boy, buckle up because this one gets wild immediately. Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Dec 18, 20231h 15m

Ep 331Ep. 281 FLDS Pt. 4: Barney is the Anti-Christ

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We’re back with our final episode of the series! Join us to hear some awful stuff intercut with the stupidest palette cleanser we’ve ever done. Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Dec 11, 20231h 30m

Ep 330Ep. 280 FLDS Pt. 3: A Size 6 Baby

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We’re back with another episode in our series on the FLDS! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the worst stuff he’s ever heard, and as Mando takes Paige through the wonderful world of Fortnite. Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Dec 4, 202357 min

Ep 329Ep, 279 The FLDS Pt. 2: Get Your Upstairs Ass Downstairs

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We’re back with another episode in our series of Warren Jeffs and the FLDS! This one is a bit rough but we call upon our friend Santo to get us through it. Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

Nov 28, 20231h 5m