Crying in My Car: A Podcast for Teachers

We share a story sent in from a dedicated, first-year Special Education teacher and single mom of 3, who commuted an hour to work, was forbidden to take lunch breaks or bathroom breaks, and was not paid for any of the time she worked after quitting from the questionably illegal mistreatment! After Alabama makes it into Teachers in the News, Devin cracks some jokes about teaching there with his list of Top 10 Signs You Know You're Teaching in Alabama! *Disclaimer: No offense to Alabama. Devin is a professional comedian. Please refrain from sending hate mail.*

We vent about a new rule at Devin's kids' school that turns Devin speechless from outrage. At the end, Devin delivers the top ten ways teaching is just like going to space. Warning: You're going to want to empty your bladder before listening because these will cause uncontrollable laughter!

Finally something to which parents, teachers, and students can all agree. School starts too early. The California Teachers Association apparently has the answer to solving the teacher shortage. Find out just how simple it is in Teachers in the News. And, to end the show, Devin outlines the top ten ways to know that your school starts too early. Get out your best grading pen and some paper, you'll want to take notes.

James is in recovery from making school lunches for his three children, and Devin is still picking metal shavings from his teeth from a former cafeteria blunder. Turns out, the corn does indeed have the juice, but you probably shouldn't drink it straight, no chaser. This week Devin shares the story of a sloshed social studies teacher in your favorite, Teachers in the News. We try out some bad english teacher jokes, and share the story of a paraprofessional that kept getting promotions only to get paid less each time. We run work out the math, and it will shock you!

In the hunt for Halloween treats, Devin and James know exactly where to find the full-size candy bars. Admin keep picking this week to be spirit week because every teacher wishes their soul would leave their body while sugar-highs ravage classrooms across the country. School fundraisers are still the talk of the teacher's lounge, and Devin shares his walk-a-thon pledge horror story. Teachers are STILL making the news and we are and we continue to fight the battle over what is appropriate reading material. We cover what might be considered "Teachable Moments" for everyone, and close the show with the top ten ways to know how your teacher might be unqualified.

Fall means that school is back into full swing whether you like it or not. Devin announces a new podcast format as well as new additions to the Crying in My Car roster as we welcome comedian and parent, James Yon to the show. Teachers in the News is back and better than ever with the things you didn't realize you needed to know from across the globe and Devin and James tackle the dreaded after school pick up line. To close things out, we try out the latest workout craze, Classersize. *Classersize may, or may not, be a registered trademark of Crying in my Car Enterprises INC...

On today's podcast I interview the Secretary of Education, Miguel Cardona, and we discuss the current state of teaching across the US and what teachers can expect going forward. The video of the interview can be found on Youtube and Devin's socials. Devin discusses his amazing Grad Bash experience, and details the upcoming Bored Teachers Tour. Lastly, Teachers in the News has great vibes coming from South Carolina (for once) and a shockingly low salary in Missouri. To support the podcast go to patreon.com/cryinginmycar and don't forget to tune into all the comedy videos posted weekly on Devin's youtube.

Teadching is under attack and people think that we are indoctrinating children. Devin dives into why this is absurd, but also why some teachers may be pushing back too hard. Teachers in the news has a teacher running for scholarships, a teacher that won't mute the music, and a long standing debate on whether or not student teachers should be paid.

Izzy B stops by the podcast to discuss publishing your own book, and his crazy new video series online called Stories4Space. Devin talks about mental health in the profession and a student's plea to a teacher. We also discuss the Bored Teachers tour and some backstage drama.

Devin discusses the highs and awkardness of doing some amazing sold-out shows with Bored Teachers. Teachers in the News has Indiana stepping aside from a teacher protection, a teacher with a very interesting tissue dispenser joke and another teacher making threats on Linked In. Subscribe to the podcast at patreon.com/cryinginmycar Tour info and book at devincomedy.com

We discuss teachers knack for sitting as far away from a speaker as possible. Greg details married life. Devin discovers that a Yoga teacher's boyfriend is essentially insane. And much more! Subscribe to the patreon at Patreon.com/cryinginmycar and find Devin on tour at DevinComedy.com

Devin performs in a Moose Lodge and discovers a changing vibe with teachers and the public. We discuss a massive raise for teachers and the dillema of teachers collecting cash. Lastly, Devin discusses the upcoming Bored Teacher Comedy Tour. patreon.com/cryinginmycar

On today's podcast Devin dives into a fascinating interview with Greg, a long-time international teacher from the states. Teachers in the news sees a downsizing of virtual classrooms and predatory colleges. And I discuss a freezing trip to Chicago to perform for future teachers. patreon.com/cryinginmycar for zoom parties, giveaways, and tons of extras!

Devin has a unique heckler for the ages, and you can hear all the details. Watch the exchange over on the patreon. Patreon.com/cryinginmycar Devin discusses teachers wanting to switch careers. A teacher gets away with a big crime. And lastly, a snowman finds it's way to a Florida classroom. For more info on a doctorate in education visit GMercyU.edu

Teachers everywhere can learn a lesson from the great Tire Kingdom revolution of 2022. Devin Does Dallas and lives to tell about it. A testing prep company lands teachers in federal prison. Virginia sets up a hotline to report teachers. And I interview Andrea Caspari Spears, a fellow stand up comedian and a teacher. For more info on obtaining your doctorate in education, head to GMercyU.edu

Devin has a new experience awaiting him with Air BnB in Phoenix. Killer shows in Chicago and shout out to those teachers. Cate Blanchett decides to "dress like a teacher" and a teacher finds a connection to her students through make-up. Lastly I speak with BetterCallHall, the viral teacher on tik tok. For more info on your doctorate with Gwynedd Mercy University visit: https://accelerated.gmercyu.edu/executive-doctorate

Devin starts kick boxing class as the worst mid-life crisis decision ever. Frustrations boil over with school districts and their plans to keep teachers in the classroom. And I chat with Honest Teacher Vibes from Tik Tok and Bored Teachers. For more info on an advanced education degree online, please visit gmercyu.edu

Devin discusses the passing of his dog and what happens when teachers have to discuss death and grief with students. A teacher sues a school district over kids they don't have. A Teacher gives a vaccine to a student without the parent permission. And lastly, I interview StudentSayWhat to discuss the state of teaching and the process of keeping teachers laughing. For more info on advanced degrees online in administration, go to gmercyu.edu

Devin has officially moved to Orlando and has some highs and lows reflecting on the difference in schools that his kids attend. A teacher in the news raises an insane amount of money for a good cause. And lastly, a parent is unsure about how to handle a kid not doing homework. Would love your thoughts. For more information on an advanced degree with dual admin certification, visit gmercyu.edu

Science has finally proven that teacher evaluations based on test scores have no impact on student achievement... shocker! We review the findings. Devin has a story about winning the DARE calendar contest. Teachers may have a unique planning day soon in Oregon. And much more. For more info on signing up for an advanced education degree, check out gmercyu.edu and enroll today!

Teachers have a literal bounty on their curriculum in New Hampshire and no one is happy about it. A teacher loses everything in a housefire and we want to bring some of it back. We discuss the fault with themed teaching days, and end on a fantasy charity auction discussion. For more information on getting your advanced teaching degree, visit gmercyu.edu

The guys discuss why teachers don't seem to have class pets anymore. We talk a growing number of violent incidents in the classroom. Greg takes the side of discipline, Devin begs to differ. Devin welcomes a new addition to the house in the form of a one-eyed chihuahua named Wink. For more info on the advanced degrees for teachers check out gmercyu.edu

A newly-named teacher of the year decides to take matters into her own hands and it ends her reign rather abruptly. We talk about a new comedy club opening up, a new addition to the house, and a drama teacher that gets in trouble for... well, drama.

The guys discuss a parent question about their child's revenge on a teacher. Greg talks about his stunning weight loss. Devin is concerned about paying for school because of his history with Florida teacher pay. And we have an interview with Dan and Briann from Theatre Winter Haven.

Devin takes a solo stab at exactly what is the problem with education today after a story about the Holocaust comes out of Texas. A long week gets even longer, and a hockey team almost ruins a show.

The guys discuss the current binge worthy shows, trying to squeeze in TV time when you're a teacher, and a move turned tragic when mother nature takes over. Teachers in the news shows how money meant to help teachers has hurt them. We discuss a final destination death and India getting things... mostly... right.

Devin questions the authenticity of the Tik Tok challenges coming out now, we discuss a teacher back in the classroom after a shocking court verdict, and Devin and Greg discuss their time performing in The Villages.

Devin discusses a nature hike-turned treasure hunt. The guys talk about tackling the bigger problems in both teaching and society. Devin worries about the future of teaching and the fellas discuss a teacher turned pro golfer.

The schools need an update, and it is costing the health of the teachers. A student farmer helps raise money for teachers. The guys discuss old school radio and the issue with teaching historical inaccuracies.

Devin discusses drinking around the world, but mainly the equator. We touch on the substitute shortage, play the guessing game with Hispanic pronouns, and Devin talks about having an ex student substitute his class.

In a late night recording, Devin discusses the ongoing pandemic and the impact on students, how he knows he is getting old, the joys of eating, and the trials and tribulations of Tik Tok. In the news, a substitute joins the Yankees, a flag mishap is confusing, and the joys of teaching elementary.

** The wrong media file was uploaded earlier this week. The original podcast was lost, but we kept an audio copy of the stream. This is the newest episode via the audio stream. Sorry. We get into a discussion about the rights of teachers in private schools, a discussion on how teachers should treat substitutes, and a debate over using cameras in the classroom. Devin also details how he went from classroom to comedian and dispels some misnomers.

Devin drops his kids off and puts out a request for a monster truck. Teachers everywhere are discussing the risks in the classroom, some at the threat of their jobs. We talk about the "sweet spot" of teaching throughout the day and how we can improve education.

Forgot to upload this episode last week so here it is now, and a new one will be out tomorrow. Can't quite remember what this one was about, but I do remember it was quite fun to record. Enjoy!

Devin discusses performing shows on the road, and selling tickets. A hidden gem of a club catches him off guard. We discuss vaccines in schools, a truck driver with a big heart and an amazing STEM project for a teacher's spouse.

It's that time of year again to fill wish lists, Devin makes a plea for Dry Bar, and a cheat meal goes poorly. On Teachers in the News, a mystery surrounds a vanishing teacher in Australia, a new body positivity program looks to change how kids view themselves, and teacher certification exam pass rates get put under the microscope.

The guys dive deep into some Back to the Future lore, discuss the best hotdog Devin has ever had, and the future of conventions. We go into the "bonuses" teachers in Florida are getting, a history project gone wrong, and a new program to recruit teachers. Lastly, Joe "Mr D" Dombrowski joins Devin for a one-on-one discussion about Kindergarten vs High School.

Greg and Devin discuss their history with hurricanes as Greg spends his first big storm night in his new house. We discuss a great new idea for student loan forgiveness for teachers. Lastly, Devin interviews two former teachers about what led them out of the profession and their words of wisdom for incoming teachers.

Devin discusses his time working at Hooters and how it reflects his time as a teacher (not in that way). A weight loss update is needed, and teachers in the news has a Shakespeare shake-up. Lastly we discuss if teachers should be dating/married and in the same school.

Greg makes an announcement and details his new house/wedding plans. Devin and Greg are both slaying the weight loss challenge. We discuss trans youth in the classroom, and teachers in the news is all about pies.

Devin and Greg dive into the world of the offended on Zoom Teacher Comedy shows. Devin gives Greg a lesson on how golf is just like teaching. We discuss how young is too young for sex ed in the classroom. And lastly, we dive into the statistics on teacher stress.

Devin lost the bet with Greg and that makes this podcast best viewed on Youtube. We discuss the new weight loss challenge and a teacher that refuses to use proper pronouns in the classroom. Offer up any new challenges you want us to go head to head with, and what should be at stake. Don't forget to sign up for Pear Deck at peardeck.com/cryinginmycar

We discuss a trip to Kennedy Space Center and the ultimate field trip. Our golfing rivalry heats up for the big day of the competition. We discuss an Australian school's moth problem and race problem. And lastly Devin vents on the inauthenticity of the internet.

Devin and Greg discuss a golfing challenge and set the wager. We discuss teachers that are leaving the profession early and what we should do about student debt for degrees they never use. Also, how can we prevent this debt in the first place? Teachers in the news has an odd story out of NYC with a familiar result that irks Devin.

Devin discusses Teacher Appreciation Week, his bid for a tour, and controversy around paddling vs positive behavior programs.

We discuss a trip to Wisconsin, a case of mistaken teacher identity, a way teachers can make money... if you have a pool, and Greg gets heated on his police officer discussion.

Greg and Devin have a DOGE wager in place, and Devin is hedging his anger/bets against the crypto. A teacher died a hero saving children at the beach, a good deed gets a tax bill, and we talk about the top excuses for not turning in homework.

Mike Lee rejoins us for an episode to talk about his father and reflect. Teachers in the News brings a Snapchat debate to the table, a teacher uncovers her grandfathers dark past, and D-Hall with The Angry Texan exposes a bullying case that's over the top.

We return for a wild episode of crazy pizza delivery, imposter syndrome stories, teachers in the news with an enraging op-ed, and an announcement from Texan.

We discuss the downside of life hitting all at once, the crazy Tik Tok suggestions (as well as Teacher Tik Tok), it's a tale of two cities in the teachers in the news, and lastly we add a few humorous stories that happened people shared from the classroom.