Crisco, Dez & Wes

Crisco, Dez, Wes, and Brooks tackle the hard-hitting question: who’s the dirtiest member of the show? Then they gear up for the company party with a round of hilarious hypotheticals—who’s getting too drunk, who’s showing up dressed the loudest, and more.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Things got extra carried away this morning on the After Hours Podcast. Wes made Dez take off her pants...and then tried them on... Brooks showed off his large posterior and Crisco references a bunch of random movies. Plus, we shared some of your Secrets that were too naughty for the radio!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ashley's friend asked her to be her child's godmother, but she doesn't really like kids or the responsibility.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's something you did for the first time recently? "First time in a suite at Target Field (saw Byron Buxton hit the cycle!) and first time singing "Take me out to the ballgame" with alums from my college"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jenna wants to get matching tattoos with her husband for Christmas...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Funniest nicknames you and your parents have for each other? "My dad always called my bubble butt or porkchop. My friends call me the Tracinator like the terminator lol"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes has his first Doctor appointment since the Reagan administration, so we thought it would be good to share his obituary. We also share more secrets that weren't read during the show today.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco talks about his loose skin, while Wes shows off the scars from his loose skin surgery...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's your time suck? "My biggest time suck is when I start looking at comments on Facebook and Instagram. Endless amounts of drama."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Marissa and her husband have a problem with another couple and their Airbnb rental...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What drama came out over the Holiday weekend?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The podcast essentially starts and ends with fart talk, while Brooks' digs through their old reviews on Apple Podcasts!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Scott's wife wants to have a Holiday Party at their new house with a bit of a strict dress code...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In another of Black Friday, we continue to share some bonus audio for the After Hours podcast! This is from Gen Z Jess' appearance on the show this week!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In honor of Thanksgiving today, catch some bonus Thanksgiving themed audio from our show for the After Hours Podcast! Brooks hosts a Turkey-themed Blind Rankings and Wes shares his thoughts on Thanksgiving Food with There I Said It!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What ridiculous thing have you seen someone get mad about? "My sister got mad at me because I would say 'perfect' too much when I talked to people. You know when you say oh great or cool...Said it physiologically upset her and she lashed out at me."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes gives Crisco, Dez and Brooks some very weird hypotheticals...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lisa's daughter wants to bring her boyfriend over for Thanksgiving. But Lisa doesn't really care for him very much...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What weird Holiday tradition does your family have? "Subway sandwiches on Christmas Eve and milking cows before presents"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our good friend of the show Comedian Maggie Faris joins in studio with some huge news!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brittany had an affair with her coworker and ended up getting pregnant...he's married with three kids...but there's so much more...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

That's when I knew I or they had too much to drink! "I knew my boyfriend had to much to drink when he woke up with my underwear on !!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What courageous conversation do you NEED to have? "I need to discuss my hemorrhoids with my doctor in front of the dads I'm carrying a surrogate baby for"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco, Dez, Wes and Brooks share a couple of funny stories from the Food Drive and play "Deep Thoughts" on Facebook Live. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Melissa has been seeing a guy for awhile now, but notices recent pictures of him with other women on social media...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is Kristen cheating on her boyfriend with a ghost? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What kind act did you do and not take credit for? "I turned in a lost bag of money at Irish Fair even though I was between jobs. Also several found wallets with cash and credit cards to the police over the years."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I know I shouldn't, but I do it anyway: "I know I shouldn't, but I do leave my baby in his diaper after he does his duty. It doesn't come out all at once so he has to sit in it for just a little bit to make sure that it's all out and that I don't have to change multiple diapers."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Allison didn't believe she needed to clean up after her kid at a restaurant having dinner with her friends...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco, Dez, Wes, Brooks and TJ talk about their very "intimate" photoshoot. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's annoying about your co-worker? "I had a coworker who would meow at people and if we were using the restroom she'd ask us how the litter box is. Had to ask management to talk to her about it which was so weird!!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez gets her makeup done for their photoshoot this afternoon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jessica's having an issue with her boyfriend and his Care Bear...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's the quirkiest thing about you? "I have to eat my M&Ms by color. Starting with brown and always ending with orange."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Charlotte has some friends that are doing a whole lotta cheating...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you worried that might come back to haunt you? "I have a lot of stupid and crabby Facebook posts that I hope never come back to haunt me, even though I wasn't saying bad things I just could have handled it better."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco, Dez, Wes and Brooks all guess what each other would get arrested for...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez finally learns how to play "What Are The Odds?"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You thought you hate it but... "I thought I'd hate thong underwear as a guy but don't knock it until you try it!! Feels like your wearing nothing at all"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Samantha's husband has become extremely lazy now that he no longer needs to work…See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you have to sneak around to do?: "I usually sneak my third adult bevy at any get together because I usually get a dirty look from my husband after two lol"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ashley's kids are freaked out over a memorial after witnessing a tragic car accident in their yard...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kate is thinking of leaving her husband...for a man that she's only met once...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's your most embarrassing story in life?: "I went out to a work lunch and had sushi for the first time. I saw the wasabi and thought it was avocado and ate the whole piece and about died with how it just burns your sinuses, eyes watering, and just didn't even know how to react! I was mortified!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco, Dez and TJ are joined by our friends at Sustainable Safari! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Secrets: What Do You Still Feel Guilty About? "I feel guilty for standing up to my mother in law. Now I'm blocked on Facebook. Actually, just kidding, I don't feel guilty!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If blank was acceptable, I would do it every day: "If slapping a coworker every time they say something stupid was acceptable. I would do it every single day."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stephanie is conflicted on a tipping situation...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The podcast is extra unhinged today on Facebook live!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you could tell your younger self one thing, what would it be? "Don't get a credit card!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.