Crisco, Dez & Wes

Wes shares something only Wes would do. Who would be better for voicing a cartoon, Crisco or Dez?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

For the longest time, Crisco's been the only one allowed to share his shower thoughts on the show, and he's had some great thoughts! But, so does Dez and she finally shared her first Shower Thought on the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Why do people think you're a jerk but you're really not? "Unfortunately, I have resting B face." "People think I'm a jerk because I won't participate in the whole corporate culture... like, no I don't want to do a happy hour. I'd rather paint my garage than do that." "People think I'm a jerk because I'm honest, I work with a bunch of Gen z and younger teens, if they do something wrong, I tell them instead of coddling them, well too bad life's tough, get a helmet."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alyssa has taken issue with her husband's pen pal. But is her husband just being kind and compassionate?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Why did Wes's wife have an issue with the compliment he gave her and why is Crisco's jealousy really coming out?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How did your kids mistake cost you money? "Our daughter had to be put under anesthesia last month for a pea gravel rock in her ear. $1600 later. We put it on display in our home." "My son's mistake was breaking the law and ending up in Lino jail for a weekend. Parents have to pay for the jail stay and court cost." "Co-signed for our son on a business and after a year, he filed bankruptcy. We had to pay $84,000 to pay off the debt."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Art has a REALLY hot take that may (definitely will) tick a few people off! What he's saying about mothers vs. fathers, is there any validity to it?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Why are you saying F my Life? "The Wild game last night..." "FML: I cracked my phone screen this morning." "I put my baby's frozen breastmilk in my kindergartners backpack on the bus and had to scramble to his school to grab it before work and bring it to daycare, f my life!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Has Crisco really never been to a school dance?! Wes & Dez have plenty of memories from their glory days!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the family fight? "My husband is counting on me and me only for our retirement." "Not getting cards even on the birthday or holidays." "Me getting a divorce. I just cut my dad out of my life because of the vial inappropriate thing he said to my face - that I'm destroying my kids' lives ... I just can't believe it 😢"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alex is wondering if he should shoot his shot with a married woman or is he reading the situation wrong? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We cover all the playoffs in the NBA and NHL and some NFL Draft news!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes has us play a game of "Is It Normal?" and Dez has found yet another addiction on ESPN The Ocho.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What shortcut are taking at work? " I use ChatGPT / AI tools for just about everything in my job. I work in IT and am to increase my productivity by a ton while working less. Work smarter not harder!" "I take weekly screenshots of important paperwork that I know I'm going to have to handle on the weekend at home at the bend of the month. I had to change the word to bend because your textbot kicks me out if I use the actual word lol." "I'm sleeping with my married boss, last weekend he changed my alternator and this week he is changing rotors and breaks. For "free" 😇"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Melissa's been receiving child support from her ex now for quite some time. How she's handling this money though could land her in jail. What should she do? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco, Dez and Wes navigate recording the podcast on video for the first time.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you wish you could unsee? "I walked in on my teenager, pleasuring himself. Oh my!!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tiffany's ex took her car, parked it somewhere and won't tell her where it is...but there's a twist.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco, Dez, Wes and Brooks talk Cold Case, how Crisco thinks Wes is a murderer, sperm races and more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you feel bad that you don't feel bad about? "I feel bad that I don't feel bad when my excited dogs annoy people. If you don't like dogs, I probably won't like you."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sheila has to figure out how to break it off with her "other man" who isn't REALLY the other man she wants to get rid of.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sadly, Pope Francis passed away earlier this week. Now, Pidge claims he's going to audition to be the next Pope. You asked for it and here it is, his first audition!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you wish you could get rid of that your significant other has? "I wish I could get rid of my boyfriend's female best friend. She's drama fueled and very toxic." "My fiancé eats pizza on the toilet." "Ugly a** shoes that look like bowling shoes that she considers "dress" shoes. Seriously, I'm so embarrassed. 😂"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes is worried he's going to get arrested because of his neighbor's tree swing and locals helped rescue a raccoon that was trapped for days on the roof of a building.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What naughty thing would you be the #1 draft pick in? "Number one pick in crop dusting and silent car toots that sneak up and gag my family 💨🤣" "Number one pick in making up fake excuses to get out of things." "Beer bonging. Bring it on Dez!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joanne is furious with her son's fiancée, so bad that she may cut them off!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes has a question for all the women out there and it just leads to all out ridiculousness!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you secretly Judge? "I secretly judge people with those long fingernails and fake eyelashes🤮" "I instantly judge anyone with vanity plates. Like congratulations you just paid money to look like a total jerk!" "I secretly judge people who film their workouts and post them online. Like... whyyyyy???"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Courtney is sick of her childish husband, has what he done this last time justify her leaving?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There is a ton to talk about in sports this week! Both the NBA and NHL playoffs kicked off and the NFL draft is this week!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What began as a simple question, turned into a long discussion, turned into a fiery debate! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

He asked for your help, and you gave it to him. A couple weeks ago, but he finally did it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you accidentally leave in the background of a photo you posted? "My brother's wedding photos. Everyone was supposed to jump, and they snap the photo. In the editing process the photographer didn't realize my dress came down while my chest was still bouncing up. He posted the photos on the internet with my DDs in full view." "my fiancé's ex-wife took a video of the bath her new husband had ran for her for Valentine's Day and posted it to Facebook. She was naked and didn't realize she could be seen in the mirror. My stepdaughter had to tell her 🤣🤭"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Melanie has focused her whole adult life on her professional career, eventually becoming a doctor. Now, she's wanting to make up for things she missed out on as a younger adult and is focusing on much different adult things! She really needs your help!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

T.J. bought her daughter a toy and it came with a very special surprise. We also share some Secrets from this morning that were too naughty for the air, and then of course we can't help ourselves.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the stupidest reason you had to go to the hospital? "Had to take my daughter to the ER because she glued her right eye shut from press on nail glue. Took a week to finally open up. That child will be the death of me haha." "Broke my ankle on a snowy morning at McDonald's stepping up on the curb for breakfast." "My ex-husband once put a unicorn toy up his you know what and I had to take him to the ER to have it surgically removed!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Matthew is having a major issue with a parrot that you just have to hear for yourself!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How do you live dangerously? "I eat raw cookie dough and brownie batter." "How do I live dangerously? Sometimes I disagree with my wife." "I live dangerously every morning by saying good morning to my teenager." "I live dangerously by working in an elementary school."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When Did You Ruin Someone's Surprise? "As a kid, when I arrived at a birthday party, I handed a present to the birthday boy and said, "here's your socks." "A coworker told me he was unable to make it to my surprise birthday party. 🥳 I still acted surprised." "My husband has ruined multiple vacations by telling our kids early without me knowing it. Instead of us being able to surprise them!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On a family vacation, Kristen had a wonderful, romantic night with her fiancé... and his brother! In all fairness, it was the brother that went in for the kiss, but she admits she kissed him right back. Now she's torn up inside and doesn't know what to do! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We explore the upcoming NFL Draft and start talking playoff Basketball and Hockey! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez is mad at herself for eating way too many donut holes this morning (including during the podcast) and there's a certain restaurant the crew frequents that apparently causes a switch to flip in their brain and they have to share their deepest secrets.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's embarrassing about your family? "My aunt's husband had an affair with my other aunt...they are now married." " We break out into songs or clap a rhythm. Family doesn't think it's embarrassing, but this significant others do." "My family is embarrassing because we are always right and SUPER stubborn!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lisa's upset with her ex over a vacation he wants to take their kid on. But the reason may not be what you're thinking. Is her logic fair or is she being selfish?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

T.J. and Dez are doing their best to get through the naughty and snotty stages and Wes almost died in Costa Rica!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What leap of faith do you wish you could take? "I've officiated 6 weddings as a side gig. I absolutely love my role in helping a couple start their marriage together. Each couple & their guests gave me so much positive feedback. I wish I could take the leap into promoting myself to the point of that being my main job." "I wish I was brave enough to move to Canada!" "I wish I could take a leap of faith with dating... I've been single 8 years and I'm super nervous to put myself out there."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Claudia’s gone on a few dates recently with a pretty successful man. The more she's come to know him though. the more she's wondering if the good outweighs the bad.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes just returned from Costa Rica, and he came back with some funny stories. Plus, the mystery of who started a Facebook page about Pidge's hair?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s a lesson you had to learn the hard way? "Animals are expensive. But they’re worth it!" "A lesson i learned the hard way was not everyone will treat you how you would treat them." "Once somebody shows you their true colors, believe them."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lindsay feels like she’s not in the cool club at work and she’s being punished for it. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.