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Episode 71 – The Rake with Cassie and Stephanie Kingsbury

Stephanie and Cassie Kingsbury return once more to CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast! This time, the tale is a classic instead of a brand newbie: The Rake Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Just Another Night, Drinking Games, Dionaea House, Funnymouth, The Long Face, The Children Upstairs, Monkey Dream, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward, My Best Friend In 9th Grade, When I Was Four I Could See Fairies, Harbinger Experiment, Feed The Pig, The Showers, Old MacDonald Had A Farm, Danny’s Story, The Disappearance of Ashley Kansas, Huntsville Camping Trip, SCP-261, In The Darkness Of The Fields, Gamer, The Family Portrait

Mar 17, 201729 min

The Monster At The End Of This Tape

Mar 9, 20179 min

Episode 69 – The Licked Hand with Lael Brattan and Chloe Herren

You look on the wall, and written in blood, it says… CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast can lick too! Chloe and Lael are up in it again to talk about a classic urban legend: The Licked Hand! Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on The Monster At The End Of This Tape, The Rake, Dionaea House, Funnymouth, The Long Face, The Children Upstairs, Monkey Dream, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward, My Best Friend In 9th Grade, When I Was Four I Could See Fairies, Harbinger Experiment, Feed The Pig, The Showers, Old MacDonald Had A Farm, Danny’s Story, The Disappearance of Ashley Kansas, Huntsville Camping Trip, SCP-261, In The Darkness Of The Fields, Gamer, The Family Portrait

Mar 3, 201721 min

Episode 68 – Why I Didn’t Shower For 21 Years with Chloe Herren and Lael Brattan

This is a solid classic-style episode of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast after a different movie one. Chloe and Lael come back to chat about Why I Didn’t Shower For 21 Years! Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on The Licked Hand, The Monster At The End Of This Tape, The Rake, Dionaea House, Funnymouth, The Long Face, The Children Upstairs, Monkey Dream, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward, My Best Friend In 9th Grade, When I Was Four I Could See Fairies, Harbinger Experiment, Feed The Pig, The Showers, Old MacDonald Had A Farm, Danny’s Story, The Disappearance of Ashley Kansas, Huntsville Camping Trip, SCP-261, In The Darkness Of The Fields, Gamer, The Family Portrait

Feb 24, 201727 min

Episode 67 – Don’t Breathe with Joel Torres and Kathryn Marino

We take a brief break from the online stories this week on CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast to talk about a really good movie that I liked a lot: Don’t Breathe. Joining me are first-time guests Kathryn Marino (aka Xyloart) and Joel Torres (Please Don’t Send Me To Outer Space, High and Low). Enjoy! Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Why I Didn’t Shower For 21 Years, The Licked Hand, The Monster At The End Of This Tape, The Rake, Dionaea House, Funnymouth, The Long Face, The Children Upstairs, Monkey Dream, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward, My Best Friend In 9th Grade, When I Was Four I Could See Fairies, Harbinger Experiment, Feed The Pig, The Showers, Old MacDonald Had A Farm, Danny’s Story, The Disappearance of Ashley Kansas, Huntsville Camping Trip, SCP-261, In The Darkness Of The Fields, Gamer, The Family Portrait

Feb 17, 20171h 8m

Episode 66 – 63 Years Ago with Will Ashton and Jessie Cooper

But this episode of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast burned down 63 Years Ago… this very night!! Will Ashton (CutPrintFilm, The Playlist, and more) and Jessie (Turn To Page, Alphabet Flight) return to the show, yet again! Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Don’t Breathe, The Licked Hand, Why I Didn’t Shower For 21 Years, The Monster At The End Of This Tape, The Rake, Dionaea House, Funnymouth, The Long Face, The Children Upstairs, Monkey Dream, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward, My Best Friend In 9th Grade, When I Was Four I Could See Fairies, Harbinger Experiment, Feed The Pig, The Showers, Old MacDonald Had A Farm, Danny’s Story, The Disappearance of Ashley Kansas, Huntsville Camping Trip, SCP-261, In The Darkness Of The Fields, Gamer, The Family Portrait

Feb 9, 201744 min

Episode 65 – Uncle Gerry’s Family Fun Zone with Jessie Cooper and Will Ashton

Hey hey hey, this new episode of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast is just a classic banger, with a story call Uncle Gerry’s Family Fun Zone. Will Ashton (CutPrintFilm, The Playlist, and more) and Jessie (Turn To Page, Alphabet Flight) return to the show! Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on 63 Years Ago, Dionaea House, Funnymouth, The Long Face, The Children Upstairs, Monkey Dream, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward

Feb 3, 201738 min

Episode 64 – Ooh, Is It Y? with Nancy Marie and Alex Cappello

It’s Thursday, which is the normal release day for CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast! Alex Cappello and Nancy Marie (The Trending Topics Network) are back! Ooh, is it a podcast? Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt This story was Ooh, is it Y? If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Uncle Gerry’s Family Fun Zone, 63 Years Ago, Dionaea House, Funnymouth, The Long Face, The Children Upstairs, Monkey Dream, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward

Jan 27, 201733 min

Episode 63 – A Job Advertisement with Alex Cappello and Nancy Marie

More weeaboo trash on this week’s CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast! Alex Cappello comes back to the show, roommate Nancy Marie (The Trending Topics Network) in her entourage! Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt This story was A Job Advertisement If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Ooh, is it Y?, Dionaea House, Funnymouth, The Long Face, The Children Upstairs, Monkey Dream, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward

Jan 19, 201736 min

Episode 62 – Kisaragi Station with Holly Gore and Cassie Rose

Hey hey, it’s CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast! Cassie Rose (Bibliomantics) comes back for it, and so does Holly Gore. We talk about some Japanese teen memes! Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt This story was Kisaragi Station If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on A Job Advertisement, Ooh, is it Y?, Dionaea House, Funnymouth, The Long Face, The Children Upstairs, Monkey Dream, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward

Jan 13, 201730 min

Episode 61 – The Cat With Hands with Cassie Rose and Holly Gore

I’m posting this episode of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast a little early cuz I’m going away on Thursday and I guess I just feel like giving y’all a treat. Well, enjoy it! Cassie Rose (Bibliomantics) returns and I finally get the mysterious Holly Gore on the show. Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt This story was The Cat With Hands If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Kisaragi Station, Dionaea House, Funnymouth, The Long Face, The Children Upstairs, Monkey Dream, A Job Advertisement, Ooh, is it Y?, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward

Jan 4, 201722 min

Episode 60 – Winter Memories with Phil Corso and Judd Madarang

This lovely Hanukkah and New Year’s Eve and Kwanzaa week brings us an episode CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast all about that nice winter vacation. Well, until it gets not nice. Mudd Jadarang and Kill Force-O regale us with thoughts about the tale. Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt This story was Winter Memories If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on The Cat With Hands, Kisaragi Station, Dionaea House, Funnymouth, The Long Face, The Children Upstairs, Monkey Dream, A Job Advertisement, Ooh, is it Y?, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward

Dec 30, 201646 min

Episode 59 – The Perfectly Behaved Boy with Judd Madarang and Phil Corso

Ho ho ho, happy Xmas! Or like, whatever. Solstice. Hanukkah. Decemberween. This episode of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast is Xmas-themed, but not in a weird mean way. Judd and Phil are back in the mix for this Dark Xmas Tale. Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt This story was The Perfectly Behaved Boy – A Dark Christmas Tale If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Winter Memories, The Cat With Hands, Kisaragi Station, Dionaea House, Funnymouth, The Long Face, The Children Upstairs, Monkey Dream, A Job Advertisement, Ooh, is it Y?, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward

Dec 22, 201636 min

Episode 58 – The One Man Hide And Seek with Liah Paterson and Chris Luminello

Ugh, turn that light off. I know it’s been a week since the last episode of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast, but we’re still hungover. Liah and Chris are back again and very sleepy. Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt This story was The One Man Hide And Seek If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Dionaea House, The Cat With Hands, Funnymouth, The Long Face, The Children Upstairs, Monkey Dream, A Job Advertisement, Ooh, is it Y?, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward, Kisaragi Station

Dec 15, 201623 min

Episode 57 – A Case That Chilled A Psychiatrist To The Bone with Chris Luminello and Liah Paterson

Just… just keep quiet. This is CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast, but we’re all very hungover. Chris and Liah return to the show for a short one. Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt This story was A Case That Chilled A Psychiatrist To The Bone If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Dionaea House, The Cat With Hands, Funnymouth, The Long Face, One Man Hide-And-Seek, The Children Upstairs, Monkey Dream, A Job Advertisement, Ooh, is it Y?, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward, Kisaragi Station

Dec 8, 201626 min

Episode 56 – Borrasca with Alex Cappello and Emma Goodman

This week on CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast, I invite two fresh faces: Alex Cappello and Emma Goodman. We chit-chat about some really horrible shit!! WARNING: THE STORY WE COVER CONTAINS SEXUAL VIOLENCE. Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt This story was Borrasca If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Dionaea House, The Cat With Hands, Funnymouth, The Long Face, One Man Hide-And-Seek, A Case That Chilled A Psychiatrist To The Bone, The Children Upstairs, Monkey Dream, A Job Advertisement, Ooh, is it Y?, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward, Kisaragi Station

Dec 2, 201651 min

Episode 55 – The Perfect Video Game with Catie Versaggi and Derek Sotak

Another video game creepshow on this new CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast, with returning guests Catie Versaggi (AGDQ) and Derek Sotak (Nachonomics)! Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt This story was The Perfect Video Game If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Borrasca, Dionaea House, The Cat With Hands, Funnymouth, The Long Face, One Man Hide-And-Seek, A Case That Chilled A Psychiatrist To The Bone, The Children Upstairs, Monkey Dream, A Job Advertisement, Ooh, is it Y?, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward, Kisaragi Station

Nov 24, 201625 min

Episode 54 – Polybius with Derek Sotak and Catie Versaggi

I’m joined on this episode of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast by returning guests Derek Sotak (Nachonomics) and Catie Versaggi (AGDQ)! Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt This story was Polybius If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on The Perfect Video Game, Borrasca, Dionaea House, The Cat With Hands, Funnymouth, The Long Face, One Man Hide-And-Seek, A Case That Chilled A Psychiatrist To The Bone, The Children Upstairs, Monkey Dream, A Job Advertisement, Ooh, is it Y?, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward, Kisaragi Station

Nov 17, 201627 min

Episode 53 – Nick Antosca Interview

So this one’s a little different! Instead of two guests, we’ve got one, and instead of discussing creepypastas, we have a standard interview with Channel Zero creator and showrunner Nick Antosca! Please enjoy this very special episode of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast. Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt This story was Channel Zero If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Polybius, Borrasca, Dionaea House, The Cat With Hands, Funnymouth, The Long Face, One Man Hide-And-Seek, A Case That Chilled A Psychiatrist To The Bone, The Children Upstairs, Monkey Dream, A Job Advertisement, Ooh, is it Y?, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward, Kisaragi Station

Nov 10, 201642 min

Episode 52 – Channel Zero with Regina Barry and Louisa Herron

Oh snap, the Candle Cove TV show is here!! I brought back first episode guests Regina Barry (Consistent Panda Bear Shape) and Louisa Herron to talk about it here on CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast. Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt This story was Channel Zero If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Polybius, Borrasca, Dionaea House, The Cat With Hands, Funnymouth, The Long Face, One Man Hide-And-Seek, A Case That Chilled A Psychiatrist To The Bone, The Children Upstairs, Monkey Dream, A Job Advertisement, Ooh, is it Y?, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward, Kisaragi Station

Nov 3, 201642 min

Episode 51 – Ouija: Origin of Evil with Will Ashton and Derek Sotak

Sorry my audio is all clangy and robotic, I have no idea what happened! Anyway, it’s another movie episode of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast. Brand-new guests are entertainment writer Will Ashton (CutPrintFilm, The Playlist, and more) and nacho expert Derek Sotak! Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt This story was Ouija: Origin of Evil, in theaters now! If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Channel Zero

Oct 27, 20161h 4m

Episode 50 – The Slender Man

IT’S EPISODE FIFTY OF CREEPYPODSTA: THE CREEPYPASTA PODCAST, WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here Special remix by Jon Beigen BRAND NEW theme music is by Matt Holt Judd is a good good tweeting boy Cassie is in the same place as always: Bibliomantics P̸̢̕͢h̵́͠i̛͢͞ĺ̷̶̵’s Twitter is @SoraAgrees and his website it thegospelofmark.info This story was The Slender Man If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Ouija: Origin of Evil, TO BE DECIDED

Oct 20, 20161h 5m

Episode 49 – My Girlfriend’s Place with Liah Paterson and Chloe Herren

I hope the author doesn’t listen to this episode of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast, cuz we kinda dunk on his story a bunch?? Sorry dude!! Keep creating anyway!! We love you!! Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here Chloe is everywhere as “cuhhlowayy”, including YouTube and Twitter Liah is on Twitter now, but also on Instagram and Patreon This story was My Girlfriend’s Place If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅ

Oct 13, 201637 min

Episode 48 – 911 Operator with Chloe Herren and Liah Paterson

Hey y’all, got a fresh hot new CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast for ya, with a lil tale from NoSleep and a new guest! I’m off to New Work Comic Con this week, so don’t @ me. Enjoy! Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here Chloe is everywhere as “cuhhlowayy”, including YouTube and Twitter Liah is on Twitter now, but also on Instagram and Patreon This story was 911 Operator If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on My Girlfriend’s Place, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅ

Oct 6, 201634 min

Episode 47 – Blair Witch with Cassie Rose and Nick Wood

GO WATCH THE MOVIE FIRST. SPOILERS. Anyway, brand new to the show is Nick Wood, joined by returning all-star Cassie Rose. It’s CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast. Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here Nick hosts the brand-new show, Stranger Still Cassie is in the same place as always: Bibliomantics This story was Blair Witch If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Borrasca, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅ a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

Sep 29, 20161h 3m

CreepyPodsta Bonus 02 – Psychosis

Man this one is long! I hope y’all like it, cuz I enjoyed recording it.

Sep 26, 201640 min

Episode 46 – 11B-X-1371 with Jessie Cooper and Haidee Samuels

This week’s CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast has a complicated title! Well. Jessie and Haidee re-return!! Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here Jessie is the host of Turn To Page, a show where he reads chooseable-path children’s novellas! I was just on, go check it out! Haidee is drawing gay anime boys over on Tumblr This story was 11B-X-1371 If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Blair Witch, Borrasca, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅ a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

Sep 22, 201630 min

Episode 45 – The Princess with Haidee Samuels and Jessie Cooper

Haha oops, I almost forgot to post this week’s CreepyPodsta: The Creeypasta Podcast! I thought that I also forgot to edit it, but that’s not the case. Jessie and Haidee return!! Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here Jessie is the host of Turn To Page, a show where he reads chooseable-path children’s novellas! I was just on, go check it out! Haidee is drawing gay anime boys over on Tumblr This story was The Princess   If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on 11B-X-1371, Borrasca, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅ a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒  

Sep 16, 201634 min

Episode 44 – Hachishakusama with Tara Hansen and Cole Petrochko

Another spoopy Japanese story on this week’s CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast, woohoo! ALSO I LAUNCHED A PATREON: PATREON.COM/JEFFJK Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here This story was Hachishakusama Cole is unavailable at the moment, try again later. Tara is on Tumblr If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on The Princess, 11B-X-1371, Borrasca, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅ a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

Sep 8, 201631 min

Episode 43 – Kagome Kagome with Tara Hansen and Cole Petrochko

We’re turning Japanese on this week’s CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast, I really think so! Just kidding, that song is probably super racist right?? Oh wait I just looked at the Wikipedia and it’s just the racist riff, the rest of the supposed racism was all weird 1980s fan theories. Anyway, podcasts! ALSO I LAUNCHED A PATREON: PATREON.COM/JEFFJK Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here This story was Kagome Kagome Cole is unavailable at the moment, try again later. Tara is on Tumblr If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Hachishakusama, Borrasca, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅ a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

Aug 30, 201626 min

Episode 42 – Whimsywood with Brittany Miller and Judd Madarang

Judd and Brittany are back this week on CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast to chat about a haunted themepark that maybe was just a mere illusion spoilers ALSO I LAUNCHED A PATREON: PATREON.COM/JEFFJK Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here This story was Whimsywood Judd is a good good tweeting boy Brittany is also on Twitter and says you should donate to Ronald McDonald House! If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Hachishakusama, Kagome Kagome, Borrasca, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅ a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

Aug 25, 201625 min

Episode 41 – Anansi’s Goatman Story with Judd Madarang and Brittany Miller

Judd returns to CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast and brings along first-timer Brittany Miller! We chat about a 4chan post for wow so long. ALSO I LAUNCHED A PATREON: PATREON.COM/JEFFJK Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here This story was Anansi’s Goatman Story Judd is a good good tweeting boy Brittany is also on Twitter and says you should donate to Ronald McDonald House! If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Hachishakusama, Kagome Kagome, Borrasca, Whimsywood, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅ a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

Aug 18, 201631 min

Episode 70 – The Monster At The End Of This Tape with Stephanie and Cassie Kingsbury

We’ve got Stephanie and Cassie Kingsbury back on this week’s CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast! We’re talking about a fresh tale from r/NoSleep! Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on ̧͔̦͇̟͉̹̠͖̻̱̪̃ͬ̿ͨͭ̿ͩ͑̎͊͗̾̅ͥ̉́ ͫ͂ͦ̇ͭ̓ͮ̏̈́ͬ̑ͪ̓ͧ̿̕͏͏̲͚̭͕̻̯̭̟̝̙ ̢̘̥̰̥̬̼̖̪̟͖̑͒̅͋̈̇͒ͫ̚ͅ ̡̛̦̝͈̠̗̻͓̟̱̰̯̩͈̒ͨͧͣ̂ͮ͋͠ ̧̰̖̫̻͚͔͉͇̩̰̠͖̘͇̤͎͌ͨ̀ͪ̅̓͒͟ͅ ̰͖̮̮̪͚̤̬̗̘̳̝͕̹͒ͨ̄ͫ͠͠ ̷̵̟̥͎͇͕̩̳̟̺̻̳͉͕̟͍̩͇̩͑̾͗ͥ̽̅̋̂ͪ͛͒ͩ̑ͦ͂̒͠ ̴̢͍̦̘̤̫̞̺̭͔̻͊ͧ̌̑̋̚ ̖̣̫̣̘̇͊͛ͬ́̾ͣ̑͐ͬ̏̏ͬ̀̊́͘͜ ̛̩͖̱̯̽ͥ͋͆̂̕͞ ̮͉̖͖͓͎͎͕̼͙̃͗͗͌ͤ͒ͮ̇̐̂͊ͪ̏ͨ̄̒̓͘͠͞͡ ̨̡͚̩͚̥͈̘̞̲͙͍̝͙̬̟̪͉̫̯̤̎͛̈́ͥ̍̔ͦͯ̆ͣ̽͒́̿̊ ̵̰̤̖̲̪͙̤̽̅͗͗ͬͧ̇̆̓͋̓ͧ̓͢͟ ̵̸̧̙̠͔̪̺͇̤̣̻͈̜͔̹̯̦͕̼̘̪̈́̇̾͑̍̃̐ͩ̎̆̐̉̔ͨ́̚̚ ̷̶̨̼̤̰͚̹͇̘̂ͥͩ̓ͩ͌ͦ͗͗͂ͤ͌́͜ ̶ͭ̌̐̋̿ͩͤͭ҉̶̼̤̦̬͙͔̞̞̜͙̪͖͖̹̪̟ ̖̱̦̯͙̆͛͂̓̕ ̡̧̛̠̦̩̠̥͖̎ͦ͛̀͋ͫͦ̾̄̊̂̚̚͜ ̴̢̛͖̘̜̬̹̣̞̫̬̥͓̠̪̹̪͖̜̈́̐́ͥ̔̅̾͐ͤ̓̋̽̉̽͗ͯ͛ͣ̚͜͠ͅ ̃ͯͤ̿͊̈́̀ͣ̋̂ͩ̀̚̚҉̸̳̗͕̭̱̩̜̫̳̜͚̺̟͍̻̣͍̀͘ ̛̈͆͊͗̀͞͏̜̦̝̘̜̤͔̼̞͕̠̤ ̸͖̘̻̮͐ͪ̔̆̚͞ͅ ̶̶̵͙͔̮̙̟̜͖̝̳̋̆ͥͦ̆͑̔̽ͮͩ͂͑͗̊͢ ̸̪̗̤͇̲̤̭̣̥̻̻̗̪͖̪̰̪̔́̒ͬ͊ͣ̾͌ͬͣ͐̓̚̚͜͡ ̴̴̡̱̗͓̹̖͎̗̦̯̻̹̠͙̻͂̓̐̾͐̓ͦ̒͟͠ͅ ̴̰̘̤̖̠͎͖͖̙͖̥̝̦͔͎̅ͪ͌̒͑̇̽ͫͨ̀͡ͅ ̧̡̮̣̖͖͉̀̄ͥ͒͆̉ͧ̄͛̿͞͝ ̢̹͔̰̞͍̰̍ͧ͂̔͗̐̽ͣ̐͘ ͎͈̟̲̺̠̲̖̙̲͍̮̪̬̥̪̹͎̽̏ͯ͌ͫͤ̋͐ͩ͋̽̑͂͗̌ͭ̿́̀͢͞ ̡̛̱̳̙̙͍̦̘̻̼̗̩ͧͭ͊̓ͣ͌̀ͤͦͨ̅̇̅̐̉ͫ̄͂ ̴̗̥̥̞̞̻̤͕̞͍͈͂ͪ̎̿̀ ̷̷̛̦̬͈̬̮̼̦̣̟̹͕̙͗ͤ̾͊̒̂̄͂͜ ̶̡̢̛͕̼̻͚̠̤̩͈̹̱̣͎͇͍̺̇̆ͥ̀̊̄̔̏̅̎́ ͋̓̋͞҉͈̝͍̘̯̥̫̝͕͇̼̦̳͢ ͧ͛ͮ́ͦ̂̈́ͤ͒ͭͥ̈́ͪ͋̆͆̃̄͏̧̢̥̬̭͍͍̲̦͚̝͔͖̙̖ͅ ̷̞̪̠̤̘͈͕̪̯͍͖͎̳͎̪̜ͦ͛ͬ̾̑ͮ͗̓̋̂ͭ͊̾ͧ͗͋͛́̀͘͠ͅͅ ̈́̌̋ͭ͆͐ͧ̄́ͭ̒͏҉̡̗̮̞̹̗̩̦̺͇̭́̀ ̧̨̖̜̟͖͖̻̗̼̟̥̫̙̰̳̣̤́͗̌͛̎̋̃̒̏̒ͪ ͉̞̟͇̯̣̖̫̾̅̓̌ͭ̾̈̿̾͋̾͂ͣ̿͗̇̃̈́̋͘͠͞ ̵̷̡̹͙̰͚̤̘̞͎̮͓̱̼̭̎̆̎̚͟ ̡̇̔̇͛ͬ̽͛̕͏̢̹̫̗̮̺ ̸̷̷̮͈͚̠̰̠͇̥͉̖̙̤͉ͦ̄ͥ͗̓̆͐̐ͯ̚͟ͅ ̷̵͕͚͚̯͇̬̺͇̑͗ͧ̃̊̉͆͂ͮ̄͊ͫ̄̔̋̀͡ ͚̦͉͖͕̒̆̈́̾͘͘͞

Aug 9, 201627 min

Episode 40 – Penpal with Cassie Kingsbury and Shaili Shah

Oh snap y’all, finally time for CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast to cover Penpal, the longest friggin’ thing ever and also our longest episode by quite a bit woooo!!!! ALSO I LAUNCHED A PATREON: PATREON.COM/JEFFJK Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here This story was PenPal Shaili is on Twitter, and so is Cassie! If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Hachishakusama, Kagome Kagome, Borrasca, Anansi’s Goatman Story, Whimsywood, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅ a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

Aug 4, 20161h 22m

Episode 39 – We Danced with Megan Sunday and Jessie Cooper

This week’s CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast is just a nice tale about a normal man who does a dance that is not scary. Everything is fine! ALSO I LAUNCHED A PATREON: PATREON.COM/JEFFJK Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here This story was We Danced Jessie is the host of Turn To Page, a show where he reads chooseable-path children’s novellas! Megan is on there sometimes too! If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on PenPal, Hachishakusama, Borrasca, Anansi’s Goatman Story, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅ a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

Jul 28, 201636 min

Episode 38 – The Smiling Man with Jessie Cooper and Megan Sunday

This week’s CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast is all about smiles and dancing. Nothing scary at all, just a nice man doing a big smile and a funny dance. ALSO I LAUNCHED A PATREON: PATREON.COM/JEFFJK Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here This story was The Smiling Man Jessie is the host of Turn To Page, a show where he reads chooseable-path children’s novellas! Megan is on there sometimes too! If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on PenPal, We Danced, Hachishakusama, Borrasca, Anansi’s Goatman Story, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅd̛͓͚̟̦̝̼̖͛͋͗͗͌͆̑͌̇͢͜a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

Jul 21, 201625 min

Episode 37 – Mistrust Game with Maddie and Abby Howard

The Howard Sisters return to CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast, this time to discuss an original story that we all liked bunches! ALSO I LAUNCHED A PATREON: PATREON.COM/JEFFJK Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here This story was Mistrust Game Abby makes comics at lots of places and she’s on Twitter and she’s on Patreon Maddie is a phantom and you cannot know her (but seriously listen to Sistertime it’s very nice) If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on PenPal, The Smiling Man, We Danced, Hachishakusama, Borrasca, Anansi’s Goatman Story, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅd̛͓͚̟̦̝̼̖͛͋͗͗͌͆̑͌̇͢͜a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

Jul 14, 201629 min

Episode 36 – Cry Baby Lane with Abby and Maddie Howard

Oh snap y’all, it’s X-Treme Podcast Crossover time!! This week, Sistertime X CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast, as I’m joined by the talented and spooky Howard sisters. We finally get an episode about Cry Baby Lane! ALSO I LAUNCHED A PATREON: PATREON.COM/JEFFJK Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here This story was Cry Baby Lane Abby makes comics at lots of places and she’s on Twitter and she’s on Patreon Maddie is a phantom and you cannot know her (but seriously listen to Sistertime it’s very nice) If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Mistrust Game, The Smiling Man, We Danced, Hachishakusama, Borrasca, Anansi’s Goatman Story, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅd̛͓͚̟̦̝̼̖͛͋͗͗͌͆̑͌̇͢͜a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

Jul 7, 201628 min

Episode 35 – His Face All Red with Haidee Samuels and Cassie Rose

Another comic this week on CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast, with returning guests Cassie Rose and Haidee Samuels! ALSO I LAUNCHED A PATREON: PATREON.COM/JEFFJK Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here This story was His Face All Red Cassie can be found at Bibiliomantics and on Twitter Haidee is over on Tumblr If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Cry Baby Lane, Mistrust Game, Hachishakusama, Borrasca, Anansi’s Goatman Story, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅc̸̖̪̠̯͙̗̔̽͑͒̚͜ǒ̵̡͓̲͇̮̪̻͈͎̉̄̑͗͠m͈̖̖̙̖̪͉̬͊̈̽̀̌̈́̕͠í̳̲̲͔̤̻͉̪͐͋̄̓̽̚̚͝n̴̪̯͓̼̘̆͑̈́̎̀g̸̰͙̟͈̱̍́͆̂̆͗͂̚͡͝d̛͓͚̟̦̝̼̖͛͋͗͗͌͆̑͌̇͢͜a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

Jun 30, 201624 min

Episode 34 – The Enigma of Amigara Fault with Cassie Rose and Haidee Samuels

We dive into the work on Junji Ito on this episode of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast, with returning guest Cassie Rose and brand new guest Haidee Samuels! ALSO I LAUNCHED A PATREON: PATREON.COM/JEFFJK Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here This story was The Enigma of Amigara Fault Cassie can be found at Bibliomantics and on Twitter Haidee is over on Tumblr If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on His Face All Red, Cry Baby Lane, Mistrust Game, Hachishakusama, Borrasca, Anansi’s Goatman Story, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅc̸̖̪̠̯͙̗̔̽͑͒̚͜ǒ̵̡͓̲͇̮̪̻͈͎̉̄̑͗͠m͈̖̖̙̖̪͉̬͊̈̽̀̌̈́̕͠í̳̲̲͔̤̻͉̪͐͋̄̓̽̚̚͝n̴̪̯͓̼̘̆͑̈́̎̀g̸̰͙̟͈̱̍́͆̂̆͗͂̚͡͝d̛͓͚̟̦̝̼̖͛͋͗͗͌͆̑͌̇͢͜a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

Jun 23, 201624 min

Episode 33 – The Secret of Evermore with Louisa Herron and Judd Madarang

Not quite a creepypasta on this week’s CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast, but we had fun anyhow. Judd and Louisa return for a discussion on The Secret of Evermore. ALSO I LAUNCHED A PATREON: PATREON.COM/JEFFJK Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here This story was The original story behind Secret of Evermore Judd tweets as @CephalicStatic Louisa is on Twitter as @HerronBird If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on The Enigma of Amigara Fault, His Face All Red, Cry Baby Lane, Mistrust Game, Hachishakusama, Borrasca, Anansi’s Goatman Story, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅc̸̖̪̠̯͙̗̔̽͑͒̚͜ǒ̵̡͓̲͇̮̪̻͈͎̉̄̑͗͠m͈̖̖̙̖̪͉̬͊̈̽̀̌̈́̕͠í̳̲̲͔̤̻͉̪͐͋̄̓̽̚̚͝n̴̪̯͓̼̘̆͑̈́̎̀g̸̰͙̟͈̱̍́͆̂̆͗͂̚͡͝d̛͓͚̟̦̝̼̖͛͋͗͗͌͆̑͌̇͢͜a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

Jun 16, 201621 min

Episode 32 – NoEnd House with Judd Madarang and Louisa Herron

Some returning favorite guests of this week’s CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast! Judd and Louisa stop by to chat about a haunted house attraction that simply does not end. ALSO I LAUNCHED A PATREON: PATREON.COM/JEFFJK Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here Judd tweets as @CephalicStatic Louisa is on Twitter as @HerronBird If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on The Enigma of Amigara Fault, His Face All Red, Cry Baby Lane, Mistrust Game, Hachishakusama, Borrasca, The original story behind Secret of Evermore, Anansi’s Goatman Story, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅc̸̖̪̠̯͙̗̔̽͑͒̚͜ǒ̵̡͓̲͇̮̪̻͈͎̉̄̑͗͠m͈̖̖̙̖̪͉̬͊̈̽̀̌̈́̕͠í̳̲̲͔̤̻͉̪͐͋̄̓̽̚̚͝n̴̪̯͓̼̘̆͑̈́̎̀g̸̰͙̟͈̱̍́͆̂̆͗͂̚͡͝d̛͓͚̟̦̝̼̖͛͋͗͗͌͆̑͌̇͢͜a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

Jun 9, 201626 min

Episode 31 – The Pines with Chris Luminello and Liah Paterson

It’s another on-location installment of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast, with returning guest Chris Luminello and brand new guest Liah Paterson! We went to some abandoned buildings! Here’s photos! This episode’s story was… more of a place… Iunno, there’s no link to give Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here Chris is on Twitter and Tumblr Liah has a Patreon! If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Hachishakusama, Borrasca, NoEnd House, The original story behind Secret of Evermore, Anansi’s Goatman Story, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅc̸̖̪̠̯͙̗̔̽͑͒̚͜ǒ̵̡͓̲͇̮̪̻͈͎̉̄̑͗͠m͈̖̖̙̖̪͉̬͊̈̽̀̌̈́̕͠í̳̲̲͔̤̻͉̪͐͋̄̓̽̚̚͝n̴̪̯͓̼̘̆͑̈́̎̀g̸̰͙̟͈̱̍́͆̂̆͗͂̚͡͝d̛͓͚̟̦̝̼̖͛͋͗͗͌͆̑͌̇͢͜a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

Jun 2, 201632 min

Episode 30 – The Darkness of Farside with Kris Straub and P̷̩͠h̷͓͆i̴̭̔l̴̡͝ ̷̬̀C̴̙̈́ō̶͜ṟ̸͊s̴̺̀o̵͇͗

CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast re-welcomes Candle Cove author and Broodhollow creator Kris Straub! I’m a true Kris Straub fanboy, but surprisingly I was able to overcome my starstruckness to conduct two great episodes. His visit concludes with another outer space story! This episode’s story was The Darkness of Farside Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here P̸̢̕͢h̵́͠i̛͢͞ĺ̷̶̵’s Twitter is @SoraAgrees and his website it thegospelofmark.info Kris is on Twitter as @krisstraub and all of his work can be found at chainsawsuit.com If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Hachishakusama, Borrasca, NoEnd House, The original story behind Secret of Evermore, Anansi’s Goatman Story, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅc̸̖̪̠̯͙̗̔̽͑͒̚͜ǒ̵̡͓̲͇̮̪̻͈͎̉̄̑͗͠m͈̖̖̙̖̪͉̬͊̈̽̀̌̈́̕͠í̳̲̲͔̤̻͉̪͐͋̄̓̽̚̚͝n̴̪̯͓̼̘̆͑̈́̎̀g̸̰͙̟͈̱̍́͆̂̆͗͂̚͡͝d̛͓͚̟̦̝̼̖͛͋͗͗͌͆̑͌̇͢͜a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

May 26, 201634 min

Episode 29 – Captain’s Log with Kris Straub and P̷̩͠h̷͓͆i̴̭̔l̴̡͝ ̷̬̀C̴̙̈́ō̶͜ṟ̸͊s̴̺̀o̵͇͗

Big news on this week’s episode of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast! We’ve got a great guest: Candle Cove author and Broodhollow creator Kris Straub! I’ve been a big fan of Kris’s work for a long time, so having him on the show was a true honor. We chat about an outer space story! Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here This episode’s story was Captain’s Log P̸̢̕͢h̵́͠i̛͢͞ĺ̷̶̵’s Twitter is @SoraAgrees and his website it thegospelofmark.info Kris is on Twitter as @krisstraub and all of his work can be found at chainsawsuit.com If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Hachishakusama, Borrasca, NoEnd House, The original story behind Secret of Evermore, Anansi’s Goatman Story, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅc̸̖̪̠̯͙̗̔̽͑͒̚͜ǒ̵̡͓̲͇̮̪̻͈͎̉̄̑͗͠m͈̖̖̙̖̪͉̬͊̈̽̀̌̈́̕͠í̳̲̲͔̤̻͉̪͐͋̄̓̽̚̚͝n̴̪̯͓̼̘̆͑̈́̎̀g̸̰͙̟͈̱̍́͆̂̆͗͂̚͡͝d̛͓͚̟̦̝̼̖͛͋͗͗͌͆̑͌̇͢͜a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

May 19, 201634 min

Episode 28 – Bongcheon-Dong Ghost with Cassie Rose and Kristin Hackett

Hella jump-scares in this episode of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. For real tho, Cassie and Kristin chat about this ghost story comic and it messed us up real bad. Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here This episode’s story was Bongcheon-Dong Ghost Kristin can be found at her website, YouTube page, and Twitter Cassie, as usual, is available at Bibliomantics and on Twitter If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Hachishakusama, Captain’s , Borrasca, NoEnd House, The original story behind Secret of Evermore, Anansi’s Goatman Story, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅc̸̖̪̠̯͙̗̔̽͑͒̚͜ǒ̵̡͓̲͇̮̪̻͈͎̉̄̑͗͠m͈̖̖̙̖̪͉̬͊̈̽̀̌̈́̕͠í̳̲̲͔̤̻͉̪͐͋̄̓̽̚̚͝n̴̪̯͓̼̘̆͑̈́̎̀g̸̰͙̟͈̱̍́͆̂̆͗͂̚͡͝d̛͓͚̟̦̝̼̖͛͋͗͗͌͆̑͌̇͢͜a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

May 12, 201621 min

Episode 27 – SCP-173 with Kristin Hackett and Cassie Rose

Ya know, I coulda sworn we did an episode of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast on this subject already, but I guess not?? No foolin’, when Cassie and Kristin proposed it, I immediately was like, “Nah we did that” but NO WE DIDN’T. Spoooookyyyyy. Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here This episode’s story was SCP-173 Kristin can be found at her website, YouTube page, and Twitter Cassie, as usual, is available at Bibliomantics and on Twitter If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Hachishakusama, Bongcheon-dong Ghost, Bogleech, Borrasca, NoEnd House, The original story behind Secret of Evermore, Anansi’s Goatman Story, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅc̸̖̪̠̯͙̗̔̽͑͒̚͜ǒ̵̡͓̲͇̮̪̻͈͎̉̄̑͗͠m͈̖̖̙̖̪͉̬͊̈̽̀̌̈́̕͠í̳̲̲͔̤̻͉̪͐͋̄̓̽̚̚͝n̴̪̯͓̼̘̆͑̈́̎̀g̸̰͙̟͈̱̍́͆̂̆͗͂̚͡͝d̛͓͚̟̦̝̼̖͛͋͗͗͌͆̑͌̇͢͜a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

May 5, 201631 min

Episode 26 – Pale Luna with Regina Barry and Jess Conger-Henry

The second of two lost (and now remade) CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast episodes! Returning guests Regina Barry and Jess Conger-Henry join me to nearly fuck this whole deal up yet again. AND AGAIN we lost the end of Jess’s audio, so be sure to click the links!! Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here This episode’s story was Pale Luna Jess’s Twitter is @allybaster and you can watch the trailer for Most Likely over at YouTube, then visit Bang! Films for more info! Regina writes over at Panda Bear Shape and is on Twitter as @tessa_racked If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Hachishakusama, Bogleech, Borrasca, NoEnd House, The original story behind Secret of Evermore, Anansi’s Goatman Story, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅc̸̖̪̠̯͙̗̔̽͑͒̚͜ǒ̵̡͓̲͇̮̪̻͈͎̉̄̑͗͠m͈̖̖̙̖̪͉̬͊̈̽̀̌̈́̕͠í̳̲̲͔̤̻͉̪͐͋̄̓̽̚̚͝n̴̪̯͓̼̘̆͑̈́̎̀g̸̰͙̟͈̱̍́͆̂̆͗͂̚͡͝d̛͓͚̟̦̝̼̖͛͋͗͗͌͆̑͌̇͢͜a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

Apr 28, 201625 min

Episode 25 – Abandoned By Disney with Jess Conger-Henry and Regina Barry

So this episode of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast is a long time coming! I’ve got returning guest Regina Barry and first-timer Jess Conger-Henry, but we’ve also recorded this another time and it was totally lost. We still lost the end of Jess’s audio this time, so be sure to click the links!! Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here This episode’s story was Abandoned by Disney Jess’s Twitter is @allybaster and you can watch the trailer for Most Likely over at YouTube, then visit Bang! Films for more info! Regina writes over at Panda Bear Shape and is on Twitter as @tessa_racked If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Bogleech, Borrasca, NoEnd House, The original story behind Secret of Evermore, Anansi’s Goatman Story, Pale Luna, Kanye Quest, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅc̸̖̪̠̯͙̗̔̽͑͒̚͜ǒ̵̡͓̲͇̮̪̻͈͎̉̄̑͗͠m͈̖̖̙̖̪͉̬͊̈̽̀̌̈́̕͠í̳̲̲͔̤̻͉̪͐͋̄̓̽̚̚͝n̴̪̯͓̼̘̆͑̈́̎̀g̸̰͙̟͈̱̍́͆̂̆͗͂̚͡͝d̛͓͚̟̦̝̼̖͛͋͗͗͌͆̑͌̇͢͜a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

Apr 20, 201629 min

Episode 24 – Unedited Footage of a Bear with P̕҉̢h̛̀͏̢͏i̧̛̕͏͘l̡ ̴̢̀͢͠C͏ǫ̢͝r̨͟͡s̵͜o̷̢̧͢ and Cole Petrochko

P̢͞͡ḩ̷̵͡i̶̡̕͢͞ļ͠҉͘͞ and Cole are back for this week’s CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast, chatting about another dang ol’ Adult Swim thing. Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here This episode’s story was Unedited Footage of a Bear P̸̢̕͢h̵́͠i̛͢͞ĺ̷̶̵’s Twitter is @SoraAgrees and his website it thegospelofmark.info Cole is a phantom who cannot be reached If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Bogleech, Borrasca, NoEnd House, The original story behind Secret of Evermore, Anansi’s Goatman Story, Abandoned by Disney, Pale Luna, Kanye Quest, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅc̷̴̴̶̶̸̷̷̷̵̷̸̶̵̵̷̸̷̴̶̶̷̶̸̷̸̵̴̵̸̸̸̶̢̡̡̡̢̡̧̡̢̢̡̢̧̧̡̢̡̡̛̛̛̛̛̹͕̙̤̝͎̙̫̪̰͕̙̩̦̜̣̱͓͍͕̯̰̘̺̠̹͖͔͖̦̠̲͚͖͖̪̗̦͓̖͚̹̹̹̺͉̳͓̫͍͕̝͚̪͔̬͈̦̺̘̣͍̙̜̜̥̙͖̫̝͚͔̖͙̖͎̹̺̠̞̜̝͔̙̬̼̹̙̰͎̠̱͖̬͇͙͙̰̬̜͍͙̹̜̞̙̣̬̘̺̼̣̲̜͓̲̙̤͉̮͚̤̦̼͔̙̤͔̺̥͔̻̞̫͓̘̱̼̫̦̲̬͓̩̞͍̩̟̗͈̘͙̗̼̆͑͐͆͗͆̌̇́́̇͒̓͐̈̒̀̋͛̿͗̀̋̉͋͑͆́́̓̓̌̿ͥ̋̓̔̉ͮ̀̉̋͒̈̄͆́̔̿ͪ̉̐͊̒̇͂̇̀̎͂͗͂͂͒̈̔̆̿̉̎ͧ̎̈́͂̌̓͑͑̇̍̏̈͆̐͒̆͋̓́́̅͂̉̉͒̅̂́͐̄͌̈́̀̀̎̓̀̀̉̐̆̐́̀̓̆́̓̽̇́̎͋̄̅̍̃̾̀́̀̓̍̐̽̄̂͛̅̈́͌̐͗͂͂̓͛͗̀̈̓͐̌͆͐́͂̿̚̚̕̕͘͘͘̕̕̕̕̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͡͝ͅͅơ̸̴̶̴̷̶̵̸̶̵̴̸̴̷̷̷̸̷̸̸̶̵̶̶̶̷̴̸̵̵̷̡̡̢̧̢̢̢̡̨̧̧̛̛̖̭̭̤͕̰͎̱̺̤̺͚͓̯͉̳̭̫̦͕̙̣̱͍̹̠̯̜͉͓͕̘͈̜̞̩̹͖̹̘̪͈̳̦͇͓̠͎̞͚̣̳̠̤̻̘̳̦̠̮̗̖̱̼̬̹̙͓̝͔͔̟͙͙̤̗͉̮̞̪̪̪̱͔̬̝̩͎̬̭̘͍̣̳̱͙͔̤̥̞̠͙͖̺͓̦͎̭̲̱͇̞̗̘͉̤̱͙͍̝̳̦͔̞̘͉̙̭͓͎͓̻͎̳̘̤͈͍̪͚͖̲̖͇͕̝̞̘͉̌̈́̆̇̉̓́̀̆̀̌̑́̐̿̿̂̎̊̾͊̑̌͆̂̃̐̓͒̑̆̉̀͂͛͆̑̋ͩ̿̽̑̓͋͛͋̈́͂̄͒̍̅͌̓̀̎̃̉̃́̓̽̐́͋̀̒̀͂̔̓̏̎̅̀̉̈́̍̓̎́̃͋̄̊̌͆̔̾͋́̍̂̃͑̀̉̅̈̈́̓̍̔̌̆̾͂̄̓͗͌̏̋̎̂̂͊̍͂͌̋͌͗͛̆͋͆̄͆̈́̓̋͑̓̚̕̚̕̕̚̚̕̕͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͞͠͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅṁ̶̷̸̵̸̴̶̴̵̶̵̸̷̷̶̷̷̴̶̸̷̴̴̡̢̨̧̡̡̢̧̨̢̧̧̛̛̛̭͙͓͓̭̯̳̜̦̻̺̫̪͕̩̙̪̭͓̗̯̺̥̥͇̺̮̝̼͈̠̙̹̝̙̲̳̬̗̰͓͖̫̘̬̭̜̯͕̹̻̬͉̺̦͈͓͕͎̻̤̭̹̯̬̩̹̬̟̳̖̪̭̪̙̘͚̘̞͎͔̳̬͇͈͖̫̙̙̤͙͍̬̬̝̖̥͈͉̭͉̱̹̗͌͊̊́̑̍̄́͐̓͒̿̄̃̂̃͂̆̿̌͒̓͋̃́̓̽͑̿̐̑̆̓̏̍͒ͤ̈́͂̍̆ͩ̆̂̓͌̆̈́́̎̍̅̓͒̉́́ͬ̾͐͑̄͋͒̐̾́̀͐̑́̐̉͋̃̒̋́̽̒͊̐̒ͩ́̽̈̌̑̇̇͗̾͂̂̒̓̊͗̋͐̌̀̆͐̏̍̏͆̏͒̚̕̕͘̚̕̕͘͘͘͘͜͜͢͜͝͠͝͝͝͝ȉ̶̶̴̷̷̴̴̸̸̶̵̵̴̸̶̷̷̷̸̶̴̢̧̨̨̡̡̡̛̛̛̛̛̳͚̲͎̗̭̦͉̰̟͔̪̱̦͉̞̲̫̲͈̫̠͍̺͉̞̮͍̻͉̳̫̦̜͖̬̪̘̘̼̫̗̦̘̟̘͉̝̻̼̭̦̞̫͇̠͈͚̮͕̩̜̙̟̖̰̳̻̹͍̹̘̰̤̻͇̪̻͔͖̭͓̖̗͓͔̘͎͈̳̯̱̞̭̲̥̣͈͈͕̣̒̽̒̈̇̄́̑̊̍͑̈́̆́̎̽͋͗̍̂̄̀̈́́͗͊̔́͗͋ͪ̈́̇̔̓͌̀̀̓̈́̑̌̏̔̿̌̏̈́̈̆̆̒̀́̅̆̈́̓͗̿͐̉͆͂̂̀̔̎̅̊͗̓̏̎͑̋̃̋̈́̿͗̂̎̈́̾́͂̐͋̎̾́͛̋̔͌̀̈́̕̚̕̚͘͘̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅñ̶̵̴̷̵̴̶̵̷̵̵̸̴̴̶̶̵̸̸̴̸̴̷̷̶̵̴̴̴̴̴̵̴̷̸̸̢̧̢̡̨̢̡̡̧̨̢̢̡̨̨̧̧̢̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̛͚̩͈̻̙̪̘͚̻͎̳̣͈̼͎̩̟͍̮̣͚̗̤͓͉̱̟̙̱̻͇͎̤̗̠̩̻̥̰̳̗̲̼̤̼̘̪̟̯̫̦̜̹̟͙̦̞͙̫̫͍̠̫̜̩̱̤̮͎̩͙͇̻̥̗̞̮̞̫̖̭̯̞̦̜͙͙̭̥̖̮̞̭̺͈̦̫̼̲͚̟̤̭̻̪̹̪̲͔̣̗͚͎̖͇̹̫͖̙̩͖̲̳̻̦̟̠͕̫̩̹͈̘͈̩̝̖̜͍̲͙̝̰̗̭̱͙̱̩̫̳̞̯̪͎̝͇͕̫̹͎̤̥͙̮͔̙͍̘̣̪̬̗͙̹͒͊͛͛̓́̿̀͂͋ͣ͗̿̈́͌̈̀̿̓ͪ̔̑̈́̏̈́́̋̾̇̏̍̾͊͛̅̆͒͐̑͐͌͑͌̀͋̄͌̿̌̿́͗̾̾̃̔̾̒́̈́͊̐̔̅ͯ̄́̔͐̊̂̈͛̾͊͂̌̐͌̑̍̈̑̑̑̈́̀͛͆͗̈̀͆͊̋̑̅̄̑̄̑͌̂́̒̔̎͋̉͋̎̐͗̀̊̎̊̽̀̑̿͒̌̄͗̎̏̈̆̐̈́̓͋͋̀̄̈́͒̍͋͌̀̏̋́̊̏̏̏́̋̿́̈́̈́͌͂̽̉̒̀̈́̕̚͘̚̕͘̚̕̕̕̚̚̕̕̕̚͜͜͜͝͠͠͠͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅg̵̴̵̷̵̵̴̴̸̷̵̷̵̶̵̴̡̢̧̡̧̡̢̢̧̧̛̛̛̛̗̼̦̩̝̥̻̠͉͎̣̲̦̘̜̘̖̳̦͔̞̺͖̖̞͚͍̰̹̼̭͇̘̪̫̹͎̮̲̥̪͖͍͙̮̤͉̞̼͎̫̖͔̰̤̥͖̦̝̘̤͙͚͈̭͇͔̗͈̖̲̜͇̓͛͒̀̿̔̈̈́̉̉̎͋̆̇͑̔̒̈́̂́͂̾̓̓̀ͫ͌͑̆̽̽̓́̍͒̈́̍̈̒̾̔̑̀̆͐͐̀̈̈̈̾̈́̾̎̎̉̄͊͑̓̐̈́̍͂̄̄̏̍̐̑͆̕͘̚͘͜͠͝͠͠͠͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅd̴̸̸̸̴̷̶̴̴̸̵̸̴̷̶̸̴̴̷̶̸̨̢̢̨̢̛̛̛͎̥̺̺̗̝̪̳͈͔̗̩̩͚͈̦̬̺̦̜̫̫̹̯̫̹̭͉͎͈̮̫͍͍̳̘̣̩͓͔̱̰͎͚̰͙̩͎̥̤̰̙̠̜͕͖͇̘̦̗̖̖̠͓̖̱͓͈̗͈̝͎̤͕͇̰̪̞̪̤̲̥̯͔̹̭̯͖̞̪̲̥̮͖̰͗̉̒͗͂̔̇̃̇͑̆̌̽̓̓͒̋̍̽̉̓̏̀̌̄̄́̑̂ͭ̎͆̎̈́̓͒̓͂̑́͑̈́̽͒̈́̊̋̅̔̒̀̀͒̒́̓̉́͑̌̍̀̈́̆̉̑̈́̉̀̽̋̈́͐͂̎͂̏̀̎̇̾͆̏̏̐͑̀͑̍͐̎̄͐̄̒͊̚̕͘͘͘͜͜͝͝͠͠͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅȧ̴̷̶̴̵̴̷̸̵̸̸̶̸̷̶̸̸̸̸̸̶̴̢̢̨̡̡̡̢̨̛̛̛̛̝͚̞̝̞̗͓̺͖̪̙̭̣̗͍͖͕͈͈̦̻̹̯̟̬̪͙͕̝̜̗͇̯͔̘̟͉̘̮͙̼̗̣̙̼̖̤̣͎͓͔͈͍̝̤̘͚̳̩͓̘̙̮̱̝̖͉̹͙̯͈̮͔̼̭̘͉͇͎̮̥̻͉͈̩̫̗̩̘̱͕̭̭̤̗̳̼̟͕̪̙̳͖͙̾̈́̓̄̌͗͌͊͑̈͂̓͆̿͋̈́͛́͐͆͐̿͒̈́ͩ̒͗́̋̆̀̅̀͗́̃̒ͮ̇̿̆̅͒̇͊̅̊̎̋͌̆̋̋̊̈́̏͑̈́̂̐̋̈́̈́̇̄̉̈́́͌̿̓́͛̑̍͂̓̈́͌̃̀̉̀̓̆̈́͒͆̎̿̂́̀̎̓̚͘̕̕̚̚̚͢͜͜͠͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅn̸̵̴̸̷̶̸̵̷̸̴̵̶̴̴̴̷̴̶̴̴̸̴̷̶̸̶̸̸̴̢̢̨̧̢̛̛̛̠̱͇͙̬̜̱̩͚̣̬̘͙͓̬̲̮̥̜̲̱̭̻̬̩̠͉̩̫͖͚̩͇̫̯̤͎̗̖͕̠̙͖̺͇̭͇̲͚͈͔̣͖̟͍̮̩̗̖̱̙̯̪̩̤̦̪̟̖̝͙͎̙̩̣̺̳͇͖͎͍͓̖͓͎͔͚͖̼͉͚͍̳̮̭̥̫͔̠̬̯͍̖̯͈̟̙͔̲̣͚̜̬̖̖̫̘̳̞͉̭̞̫̻͕̖͉̞̻̰̟̯̫̖̠̩̗̬̝͈̤̝̫̿̓̏̋̑̿̎̂͋́͛͐̐͛͒́̆̈́̅̇ͬ̓̇̓̈́͒̔͋̓̽̊͛͊̆̈́̀̀͐̄̃̽̂̆̂̑̋̀̓̔͐̎̈͑̌͋̄͆͊͒́̐̅̔́̎̽͊̽̓̃͂̌̋͐́̐̈́̑͐͋̀̆̈̅̾̿̈́̎̍̒̈͊̏̇̀̂̿̎̌̆̈͌̃́̀͆̈́̑͌̋̄͂̏͌͂̀͐̅̓͛̓̈͒̕̚͘̕̚̕͘̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͠ͅͅͅͅg̴̷̵̸̴̴̷̸̵̷̸̸̴̷̵̶̷̸̶̶̸̶̵̷̷̸̵̸̸̸̴̷̶̨̧̡̡̢̨̧̧̢̧̧̛̯̩̦̥̩̜̥̻̦̜̪̝̜̤̞̫̤̻̩͓̹͇͉̦̜̦̪̙͍̰̪̭͕̳̭̮̩̺̯͖̝͎̠̠͉̹̝̗͍̞̭̮̳͉̹̩̭̫̟̪̣̲͇̝̱̝̟̤̩̘̙̦̦̦͎̙͎͚̻̣͖̬̗̳̺̝͈̖̤͈̻̺̞̞͖̭͚̞̰͕̤̠̻͔̮̫̣̰̝̻̘̰͚̤̻̻̙͖̠͍͚͈̺̜̙̪̰̝̞̱͓̠͚̮̩̬̤̰̤͇̼̪̭̫͎̾̈̄͂͆́̍̒̈́͒̅͐̏͋́̒͋̎́̀̎̆̓̔̅͐͌́̄̑̊̾̐̔̑̅̍̽̒̀̈́̄̉̋͐̍̆̇̀̾̎̂̒̋͋͗͌̀̌͗̃ͥ̾̈́͒̽̍̔̑͗͊̀̊ͮ̇͗̊̌̎̄̓̇̏̀̿̄̆̽̀͂́̂̂̾̽͆́̿̎́̉̑̆̋̈̄̍̓̓͛̓͆̓̑͌͂̂̒͒͒̅̓̂̾̏̓̀̾̓͑̒̿̌͋͛̅͛́͐͂̈́̏̀̊̈́͂̂̔̋̊̇̄͗̍͐͘̕͘͘͘̚̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅȩ̸̵̵̴̸̷̶̶̶̸̸̵̸̶̶̸̷̷̶̶̵̷̸̴̸̶̶̨̡̨̧̨̨̡̡̛̬͍̗̦̟͔͓̠̟͉̞͔̩̞̹̞̥̫̻̺͓̙̦͈̪̖̣̯̮͇̖̜̫̟͈͙̙͔̼̩̫̦̝̳̰͚̲̦͚̪̭̺͉͉̜̟̟̮̭̖̮͎̫̭̦͚̣̭͎̦̘͙͚̦̰̱̠̤͙̬̖͙̥̱̲̺͖̻̪̤̦̟̼͈͉͈̻̩̩̠͈̟̤͓̝̼͓͓̗̟̳̰̙͔̭̗̗͍̬͖̠̺̤̗̲͚̦́̌͐̄ͥ͊͒̀ͦ̍̇̆̈́͛͌̒̿̒̾ͩ̓̀̆́̔̇̊̑͌̈́͌͊̒͛̏̒̒́͑͐̎̈́̃̓̈̋͊͊̇̌̂͊̒̑͂̀͊̏̈͊͋̅̍̈́̈́͆̍̒̓͗̾̾̌ͦ͐̊̅̏͐̍̐̉͛̋̀͊̈̇͒̊̂̊̽͐͗̔̈́̐͛̋̈́̋͗́̈̀̌̀̍̈́̒̔͑̐̔̍̀̐̿͌̄̇́̊̽̅̍͐͛̂̕͘͘̚̕̕͘͘͘̚͘̚̕͜͟͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅr̸̷̵̶̸̶̸̵̴̴̶̴̶̴̵̸̴̸̢̡̢̨̡̢̢̧̧̛̤̠̤͓͍̰̩̪̖̗͎͉͕̠̟̘͇̤͇̬̝̤̫̳̮̝̣̥̙̜͇͙̘͇̩͚͈͇̱̘͎͓̟͔̠̼̬͈͇̱͈̝̪̞̯͍̝̘͖̫̗͉͇̹̠̰̯̩̬͕͚̟̝̱̣̭̟͉̯̼̿̐͑̈͐̈́̀͛́̀̏ͫ͗̃̂͗́͛̄̔̏ͫ͑̆̓̉͐̃̅̌̅̈́͗̾̇͊̂̈́̾͌̔̒̆̌̄̀̒͋̔͗͒̈́͐̂́̅͆̂̈́̈́̽̈̾̿͑͋̃͋̋́̿̒͋̍́̐̈́̋͘̚͘͘̚̕̚͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅ

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