Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 3:57 - Orcas and Sea Lions 6:11 - Gabby Petito 12:13 - Cancel Him 15:25 - Fish McMuffin 19:58 - American Eating 24:03 - Prison Time for Money 27:33 - Dumb Crimes 28:45 - Kanye West Following People 32:39 - Unwritten Rules 41:09 - Girl Lyrics 42:36 - WYR: Snakes and Bulls 48:16 - This We Watched As Kids 52:36 - Mike’s Story 54:50 - Being Famous For The Wrong Thing 01:03:29 - Pranks 01:06:12 - The Rock 01:08:46 - Drake Vs Michael Jackson 01:16:16 - Singing Into a Fan 01:18:07 - WYR: Jaw or Ankle 01:19:06 - New iPhone 01:22:10 - The View 01:25:41- Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Where to buy "Thanks For The Ride": https://www.amazon.com/Thanks-Ride-Comedic-Short-Stories/dp/1098389298 Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 4:11 - Lost Kid 9:18 - Smart Kids 12:22 - Parents are liars 13:43 - NBA Old Heads 18:51 - Time to Read 20:34 - WYR (War Time) 25:53 - Youngboy vs Nick Cannon 29:55 - Celebrity Parents 34:37 - Emoji Facts 40:35 - Racing 90 Year Olds 42:07 - Alien Encounter 49:00 - Judging Your Shopping Carts 51:11 - Walking Down a Long Hallway 56:47 - Reddit WYR 59:52 - School Days 1:01:00 - Wedding Pics 1:02:41 - Mandela Effect 1:06:20 - Voice Acting 1:08:26 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Where to buy "Thanks For The Ride": https://www.amazon.com/Thanks-Ride-Comedic-Short-Stories/dp/1098389298 Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - intro 3:23 - 9/11 7:59 - Time to Read 9:42 - Family Reunion 11:07 - Fashion week 15:10 - WYR? 16:15 - Mike’s Story 21:30 - Sexy Maid 23:56 - Drivers Ed 29:49 - WYR? 30:52 - Door Man 32:08 - Coupons 35:03 - Super Cat 37:12 - Goats 42:42 - Top Chef 46:21 - Click Bait 49:14 - WYR? 51:13 - In da club 53:55 - WYR? 55:53 - Bees n Bears 59:26 - Library 1:02:05 - Bedtime 1:05:12 - WYR? 1:07:08 - WYR? 1:08:16 - Dinner with Jay Z 1:16:12 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donate to help fight childhood cancer https://bitly.com/KidsFightCancer Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 4:44 - CLB 13:36 - WYR? 16:58 - Fight Cancer 18:42 - Devil On My Shoulder 23:37 - Teachers Crying 30:57 - Heaven or Hell? 34:15 - Annoying Girlfriend 37:09 - Car Trouble 41:19 - Dreaming 49:12 - Kangaroo Time 53:10 - NBA Dodgeball 56:12 - Civilians 59:00 - Buy My Clothes 1:02:00 - Biological Child 1:06:47 - WYR? 1:09:23 - Magic Johnson 1:13:00 - Inner Thoughts 1:16:14 - Caller 1:22:00 - Bishop Sycamore 1:29:16 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 4:48 - Donda 16:45 - Jake Paul 20:00 - WYR? 23:33 - Pat’s Story 24:50 - Party Time 31:04 - Wet Tissue 34:01 - Random Couple 37:35 - Addict 39:48 - Tender Touch 43:20 - Kidnapped? 44:27 - HotDogs 46:13 - 9th Place 52:00 - Reddit Group 54:46 - 100 million or your arm 56:58 - Too Much Ice 1:04:53 - Proposal 1:07:30 - Characteristics 1:10:05 - WYR? 1:12:53 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 4:06 - Crate Challenge 10:53 - Asking questions in front of the class 12:48 - Rappers got stop 13:50 - Screaming at concerts 17:45 - Dating apps 22:05 - Pj Washington 28:32 - Kardashians control everything 30:20 - Kylie stealing designs? 32:53 - Trump gets booed 34:36 - Guys face timing 36:17 - Girls calling about nothing 38:12 - You can’t pause an online game 41:00 - Chicago Rappers throwing a baseball 43:03 - Chasity belt 44:35 - Would you rather 48:35 - Would you rather 52:08 - Would you rather 55:08 - Would you rather 56:04 - Update on sperm group 59:02 - Onlyfans is done 1:04:15 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 3:38 - Ray Lewis 8:04 - Vaccines talk 13:17 - Crazy dm 15:00 - Would you rather 18:43 - Would you rather 21:58 - Sperm donor 28:56 - Grape flavor 30:47 - Impossible Meat 34:32 - Would our kids use social media? 40:13 - Change a body sound 42:26 - Frozen hands 44:39 - Our haters 47:28 - Stand up comedy 51:45 - Wake up/ Old heads 53:47 - Zillow 56:12 - Counting pennies 58:08 - Black people and microwaves 59:55 - Random conversation 1:02:42 - Would you rather 1:03:53 - Would you rather 1:04:18 - Batman sucks 1:10:50: -Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code "CRASHDUMMIES" at MANSCAPED.com! Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 2:28 - Da baby Canceled? 9:08 - Manscaped 12:07 - 6ix9ine interview 20:26 - Would Pat snitch on Mike? 21:55 - Suitcase full of money 23:55 -Have you ever screamed? 27::00 - Are politicians the new sports teams? 32:21 - Is Kanye waiting for Drake? 37:04 - German Coach punches a horse 41:25 - Girls being impressed 46:37 - Cougar Love 48:13 - What would we do for a million dollars 54:20 - would you rather? 55:48 - Forgetting deodorant 57:39 - Look at us 58:30 - How to survive a zombie apocalypse 1:04:21 - Netflix shows we hate and love 1:04:46 - Outer Banks rant 1:08:34 - All American rant 1:11:01 - More Netflix show rants 1:13:55 - Our shortest relationships 1:17:05 - Our corniest moments 1:20:41 - Water cups 1:21:30 - Bill Cosby stand up? 1:26:43 - Memphis rappers 1:29:02 - Fight to the death 1:34:08 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code "CRASHDUMMIES" at MANSCAPED.com! Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 Intro 3:38 Rating Restaurants 27:42 Building on fire scenario 29:22 Simone Biles 37:49 Kyrie vs Nike 43:14 Aaron Rodgers 48:01 Would you rather 50:55 If you had 1M 53:01 Someone offers you this deal 56:04 Kelly Clarkston /Dr.Dre 1:03:41 Ashton Kutcher 1:10:12 Mike Story 1:20:48 How do you count 1:23:17 Would you rather 1:25:53 Plunger 1:28:18 Bidet Chronicles 1:33:03 Would you rather 1:39:09 Handshake 1:43:30 Da baby 1:49:04 Donkey vs Giraffe 1:51:38 Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code "CRASHDUMMIES" at MANSCAPED.com! Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 Intro 2:07 Bucks in 6 7:20 Kanye did what? 13:08 Ad 16:00 Top 5 Rappers 20:00 Two Free things 24:36 Emotionally Scarred 27:46 Runaway child 31:03 Cock Fighting 36:07 Guardians?? 39:27 (picture of Arab mascot) 40:33 Jeff Bezos in space 41:05 (picture of rocket) 45:10 He got fired for what? 47:43 Bad Therapist 48:38 Would you rather… 54:20 Near Death Experience 56:51 Speak Better 59:47 Kardashian Curse 1:01:26 Olympics 1:08:24 Tik Tok Story 1:10:12 R. Kelly 1:12:40 Back to School 1:17:19 would you rather… 1:21:54 What’s her name? 1:26:26 Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code "CRASHDUMMIES" at MANSCAPED.com! 0:00 - intro 3:52 - You ever been jumped before? 11:47 - XXL Freestyle 15:54 - Baby Hitler 19:34 - Nigeria vs USA 24:37 - Chrissy Tiegen Canceled 33:07 - Celebrity Break Ins 38:26 - Ad 41:18 -Toilet Snake 44:21 - Space Jam 2 48:05 - Qdoba vs Chipotle 51:08 - 2021 prediction 57:47 - Statistical Liar 1:08:10 - Would you rather? 1:31:03 - Lamar vs Tristan 1:34:32 - Outro --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

0:00 - Intro 1:30 - Nigerian Boarding School 9:26 - What happens when you die? 17:00 - Scammed a scammer 25:08 - Athletes vs the world 40:46 - We are officially myth busters? 45:25 - How bad can Mike mess this up? 58:17 - This should be banned in America 1:07:00 - Would you rather. 1:12:25 - A personal thank you --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys look back on their childhood and things spiral out of control. They also dive into some recent news, including the Sha'carri Richardson story, which has shocked the country. And of course the fan favorite “Would you Rather” questions. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode the guys discuss Nick Cannon’s baby names, Tristan Thompson’s cheating allegations, NBA players we could beat in 1v1 and the fan favorite “Would you Rather” questions. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode Pat and Mike discuss new music that came out, the past UFC events, the Madden cover, and many more sports topics. They also discuss the entertainment boxing industry and a few “would you rather” questions which led to total chaos. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices