Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode +1 entire bonus episode per month + Discord watchalongs & exclusive content over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris discusses his weird morning dreams, a family trip to Maria's Italian Kitchen, and his embarrassing moment while getting coffee. Just remember, always drink a purple drink. 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode +1 entire bonus episode per month + Discord stuff & exclusive content over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris reviews The Guilty/Den Skyldige, talks about his activism within Red Dead Redemption, and boy does he hate the term gaslighting. It's also the return of Missed Connections! 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode +1 entire bonus episode per month + Discord stuff & exclusive content over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris has some cute Calvin stories, some thoughts on the California Chicken Cafe and Phillz Coffee, and some QVC deals for y'all. Also, everyone has been grumpin' at some point in their life, even kings. 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode +1 entire bonus episode per month + Discord stuff & exclusive content over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia In this episode Chris talks about the hypocritical Emmy's, the sweet melodies of slv_soundss and his shoe critiques, and his newfound love of Red Dead Redemption 2. He also plans to get a fake ass. 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode +1 entire bonus episode per month + Discord stuff & exclusive content over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia It's episode 210 and Chris tells us all the story of his recent trip to St. Louis. Spoiler alert, it did not go well. 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode +1 entire bonus episode per month + Discord stuff & exclusive content over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris talks about Drake and Kanye, the getting arrested "challenge", and how to get cute with it. He also watches a bunch of NPCs in Grand Theft Auto who want to apologize. 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode +1 entire bonus episode per month + Discord stuff & exclusive content over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris discusses why everyone rich and powerful is an asshole. He also talks about brain scans, Donda, how he sings different and his night out with friends, once he got past all the guys in his way. 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia 😌 Thank you https://transcendlabs.com. Use code: CONGRATS for 50% off your order on the best CBD out there. In this week's episode Chris talks Jeopardy, Real Housewives, and milkcrates. He also breaks down the OnlyFans fiasco and s'what that's like! 🎮 New Twitch Channel! twitch.tv/flexavenue Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia This week Chris hosts a new game show about Paula Deen, talks Lego (no s), wakes up with his eyes closed, and does a bunch of Renner stings (maybe the most ever).. 🎮 New Twitch Channel! twitch.tv/flexavenue Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia In this episode of Congratulations Chris meets Taxi Dave, and describes his extremely vivid dream starring Hugh Jackman. He also takes a deep dive into the Dave Matthews Band. 🎮 New Twitch Channel! twitch.tv/flexavenue Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode we've got Satanic Toasters, city council meetings, American Gladiators and much much more! 🎮 New Twitch Channel! twitch.tv/flexavenue Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris discusses Kanye's listening party, how he'd be a different kind of billionaire, and the glory of Liam Neeson's nose. He also explores the concept of spacetime. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris talks about Bezos' rocket ride, the McGregor v Poirier fight, and takes a look at some of his TikTok comments. He also takes a trip to Flavortown. 🎽 Merch: https://store.chrisdelia.com Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the rest of this episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this very special 200th episode of Congratulations, Chris sits down with his dad, Bill D'Elia to discuss toasters, tea, calamari, and how many meats they like in their pasta. 🎽 New "Be More Memorable" Merch: https://store.chrisdelia.com Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ 🕺 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🐥 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the rest of this episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this episode Chris pays a visit to the Apple store, watches Gordon Ramsay interact with some Italians, and learns about the 21 foot rule. 🎽 New "Be More Memorable" Merch: https://store.chrisdelia.com Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ 🕺 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🐥 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the rest of this episode, the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia This week Chris takes a look at some unconventional pastors, discovers his love for Rick and Morty, and watches the trailer for Infinite. He also grows the economy and hurts nobody. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ 🕺 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🐥 Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris discusses the Karen trailer, taking Calvin to the big pool, and his love of bad TV. He also has a conversation with Matthew McConaughey entirely in his own head. 🎉 Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia 🔔 Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 🎽 Merch: https://store.chrisdelia.com 🎧 Audio Subscribe: https://apple.co/2Knvv7v Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris discusses influencers turned boxers, the terribleness of TikTok dancing, a crazy attempt at robbing an armored truck, and decides that he is that guy. 🎉 Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia 🔔 Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 🎽 Merch: https://store.chrisdelia.com 🎧 Audio Subscribe: https://apple.co/2Knvv7v Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia This week Chris takes a look at Covid 19 magnetization, The Paul v Mayweather fight, the secret world of men according to Buzzfeed, and the world of men's urinals. 🎉 Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia 🔔 Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 🎽 Merch: https://store.chrisdelia.com 🎧 Audio Subscribe: https://apple.co/2Knvv7v Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the rest of this episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia On this week's episode Chris hates on Funyuns, watches Kelsey Grammer fall, discusses the finer points of candy, the finer points of serial killers, and he does it all while his jaw hurts. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended version of this episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris discusses the Angry Olympics, UFOs, and some ridiculous Instagram comments. He also takes a trip on the Ice Road. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris discusses the relationship between attractiveness and acting ability, Godzilla Vs. Kong, Tom Hardy's height, and what hell will be like. He also has some thoughts on farts. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 🎉 Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia 🔔 Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 🎽 Merch: https://store.chrisdelia.com 🎧 Audio Subscribe: https://apple.co/2Knvv7v Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎉 Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia 🔔 Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 🎽 Merch: https://store.chrisdelia.com 🎧 Audio Subscribe: https://apple.co/2Knvv7v In this week's episode Chris discusses a wild episode of 20/20, a painful disc golf shot, and his realization that people don't lie about sushi. Also, some people take liberties. 🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris talks about his wonderful mom, his crazy dad, the Paul brothers winning at life, and the wonderful world of Tik Tok comments. Also, Kristin got wasted at a party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this episode of Congratulations Chris watches a bunch of videos including: Mr. Unlimited, a hockey player with a catchphrase , and the worst/best battle rapper of all time. He also met a ghost named Ado. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris discusses his death filled trip to Arizona, the terrible Oscars, and the hidden third Property Brother! He also saved his son from a scorpion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎉 Join us on Patreon for the extended episodes! https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris talks about a visit from his OCD, his new favorite bodybuilder, and the ABC network theme. We also enjoy a video chronicling the epic anger of Wally Backman. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎉 Join the Patreon for the uncut episode and the bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/chrisdelia On today's show Chris talks about DMX and Ja Rule, leaving notes for the food delivery guy, and how awesome it is to be a father. He also shares some family stories about stealing from your pharmacist, the burning pain of contacts, and his dad's new toaster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎉 Join the Patreon! https://patreon.com/chrisdelia On today's episode Chris discusses Undercover Billionaire, The Learning Channel and Salt Bae. He also watches some videos including a man converted by the Lort, and the genius of White Claw Gabe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎉 Sign up for the Patreon for the private RSS Feed with the full, uncut episodes! https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode, Chris talks about Chet Hanks and White Boy Summer, how great infomercials are, and Joe Biden vs. the stairs. For more topics and the full Congratulations experience join the Patreon! Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🎉 Sign up for the Patreon! https://patreon.com/chrisdelia On today's episode Chris talks about getting back into podcast mode, how many commercials Shaq is in, and the show Kings of Pain. He also runs down his recent trip to Joshua Tree and reveals the results of his Depends experiment. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode Chris talks about Love Island, Dogecoin and Depends. He also explains how to cut your own hair, his newfound love of Tom Brady, and what it's like to be Santa Claus. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Chris discusses Love Island, specifically Jaxon Human, Blues Clues and Bubble Guppies, The new Equalizer, and the best use of boxers he ever saw. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we talk movie titles, a racist lady video, Kevin Spacey, Italians feeding you, and and the trillest gangster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taking a second to share some thoughts on the current situation out there. Plus: David Guetta, Alec Baldwin, and monkeys stealing Coronavirus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris is 15 and we're alive at night! Today we talk about In-N-Out Burger, COVID commercials, the National Geographic + Vans collab, Jimmy Fallon, wearing masks, 90 Day Fiancé, Big Ed, and having a light that you don't know how to turn off. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we have a follow-up to the Hillary Duff cookie saga, Tekashi 6ix9ine's Billboard allegations & Snoop Dogg's response, POV TikTok, Married at First Sight, an examination of titles in pornography, and orgasming to cure Restless Leg Syndrome. Plus, trash dog Vincenzo makes an appearance on the YouTube video. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we talk about how Chris ate a certain celebrity's cookies, Tekashi 6ix9ine, driving with masks on, the mystery of Chris's missing jury duty letters, and 2 of Chris's favorite YouTube stars: Tim Byrne & Daniel Songer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we discuss Italian roots, watching Sopranos, Chris thinking he wanted to be in the NBA, funerals, the Butthole song, and we cover something we somehow never covered before: the Christian Bale rant. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Still staying at home! Today we talk about Trump talking about injecting disinfectants, Too Hot To Handle, Adele's divorce settlement, and JIMMBOs that are up to something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's episode 169 and everyone's staying at home! How was your 4-20? Today we talk about Chris finally finishing Breaking Bad, Kanye beeping, scatting, remaking the The Walking Dead, a quote from Teddy Roosevelt, and STEROIDS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Watch NO PAIN on Netflix now! Hope you're staying home and staying safe, babies. Today we address blowback from the conspiracy folks on the internet, how hot text chain arguments are, the meaning of the word "underrated", Doomsday Preppers, OnlyFans, and how much Chris loves his brother Matt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're still here and we're still being safe! On today's show we talk about Breaking Bad, Covid conspiracies, Shai, a story from the Coffee Bean, a story about small bites, and an update to the rat kid story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris just turned 40, happy birthday, Chris! Topics today include: Tiger King, the Apple TV remote, televangelist Kenneth Copeland destroying coronavirus, Akon's real name, and how people need to stay the fuck at home. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Chris is all alone, no Juan, no Ivan. We're being safe, so you should be, too! On today's show we talk about the people who have been preparing for quarantine their whole lives, celebrity "Imagine" with Gal Gadot, Harvey Weinstein getting a coronavirus test, a story about a community college production of Grease, Madonna, and a film Chris made when he was 23. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we're being careful, on quarantine, coming at you responsibly, and reminding you to take this seriously as well. We discuss the latest with Coronavirus, Italians being emotional and singing, being cooped up, Jean-Claude Van Damme, cucks who hoard toilet paper, and arguing with people on Twitter. Please be careful and stay healthy out there, babies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we announce Chris's new Netflix special "No Pain"! April 14th, set your reminders on Netflix now. Today Chris talks about how he feels about his different specials, Coronavirus, Trump, Biden, LL Cool J, Hulk Hogan, and his own sexy hands. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Chris talks about Coronavirus, BTS, McMillions documentary and the FBI agent Doug Mathews, not trusting people who "unplug", a story about his friend Dan, and his bionic child. Tickets for Congratulations Podcast Live are on sale Friday Mar 6, 2020. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Chris talks about having a a real baby(!), Herman Cain's ad from 2012, people who are always complimenting Lizzo's looks, Dwyane Wayne, Young Thug, Boosie Badazz, and getting pulled over. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Chris talks about Buffalo Wild Wings vs. Houston, a Jason Statham story, Chris Brown's face tattoo, Bad Bunny, and that farting is sexy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices