Cole Mind

After weeks of minimal to no effort, we have been unsuccessful in bringing back our star. Meko and Mister Brock did what they could to keep the Cole Mind intact and have made it to the 50th episode spectacular live from the Ink Fusion Expos in Danbury, WI. We try desperately for anything to keep our viewers interested and even go as far as having Mister Brock get a live tattoo on the air while interviewing the best heel to come out of Indy Wrestling, Johnny Oxbow. The crew gets some solid insight from this piece of human garbage and stay tuned for the shocking conclusion of the show. Is this the end of Cole Mind? Only time will tell. But in the meantime, be sure to check out the newest Podcast taking the nation by storm:Twin Cities Double Up | RSS.com

Is that a cryptic title or are we just recording live from a Bone Thugs N Harmony concert? You can never tell when you enter the Cole Mind, but one thing is clear; our hearts have been broken by our star's departure. Cole, if you learned how to read and are now reading this, please come back to us! We shot this episode weeks earlier and kept it in the vault as we watched the Cole Mind slowly cave in, but it is always darkest before the dawn, and we must release the failed (and unofficial) 50th show before we hit the Ink Fusion Expos for the 50th episode spectacular that all you loyal Cole Miners deserve!

Some stars shine so bright that they burn out before their time. Other stars get mad and quit podcasts. While it's tough to say what type of star Cole is, we do know one thing, he is missing from this week's episode. That's right people, this is the first Episode of Cole Mind where we are unable to dig deep into the mind of Cole because we lost his mind. Is this forever? We think not and we will work tirelessly each week to try to bring him back on the show but Cole Mind was always something much bigger than one lovable man-child and the show must go on. Meko and Mister Brock had the pleasure of interviewing the original sun flyer Icarus Alexander this week and boy howdy was it a good time. Tune in as we find out what makes this wrestler strap on the tights every week and keep tuning in as we march on towards our 50th episode spectacular!

Some stars shine so bright that they burn out before their time. Othe stars get mad and quit podcasts. While it's tough to say what type of star Cole is, we do know one thing, he is missing from this week's episode. That's right people, this is the first Episode of Cole Mind where we are unable to dig deep into the mind of Cole because we lost his mind. Is this forever? We think not and we will work tirelessly each week to try to bring him back on the show but Cole Mind was always something much bigger than one lovable manchild and the show must go on. Meko and Mister Brock had the pleasure of interviewing the original sun flyer Icarus Alexander this week and boy howdy was it a good time. Tune in as we find out what makes this wrestler strap on the tights every week and keep tuning in as we march on towards our 50th episode spectacular!

We continue our chaos at the Doghouse show with interviews from the people that make the magic happen behind the scenes as well as a camera man whose name is quite literally Magic. Jesse the referee also gives us our first interview with one of the officials keeping those rowdy wrestlers in line and we get to see if he has what it takes to restore order to the Cole Mind crew. Cole continues to wander in and out of the interviews as he is distracted by SpongeBob Popsicles and men in tight pants, but we manage to get one heck of a show out of this one despite being entranced by former Cole Mind guests Macauley Rose and The System as they lay a beat down on their opponents

Cole Mind takes over Clayton, WI for the finally of the Doghouse series. In part one of this two parter, we get to catch up again with "The Mercenary" Garrisaon Creed after he adds another belt to his collection and unsuccessful gives interviewing Cole a try. Disappointed that this episode is so short? Well don't be! We come back for part two where we interview the people behind the scenes of these wrestling events that pour their heart and souls into setting up the events that we love so much. Enjoy!

What's better than one guest? Two guests? Maybe on most podcasts but here at Cole Mind we keep our amps turned up to eleven and welcome three of the best and brightest for a fun fueled session of peacocking and shit talking. We are joined by the mega talented Brady Salay; the godfather of games, who has recently come out with his newest creation "Gray Duck"; a card game so fun that the FDA is considering adding it to the list of banned substances for those who hate to have a good time. If this wasn't enough, we are also joined by Dallas who happens to be one of the most stand-up individuals to ever grace this country and who People Magazine once called the most eligible bachelor to come out of Minnesota since Josh Hartnett (don't bother verifying this fact). Finally, as if the show wasn't good enough, Benny stops by midway through to say hi. That's right, we got Mister Brock's very own "car guy" and voice of reason to join us on the show after an epic RV run last week that had both Nascar and NASA turning heads. What happens when you pack this many cool guys into the Cole Mind? You are going to have to tune in to find out.

The boys are back, and they have brought with them the sexiest voice to ever reverberate off of the walls of the Cole Mind and back into your filth loving little ears. We are joined this week by the one, the only, Brian Van Dyke, a man who is so badass that God didn't just give him the windpipe of the gods but also blessed him with two last names. Will Cole be able to keep his beans in his jeans long enough to tell us tall tales he heard from his friend Joe and how much does Meko love Chris Brown? These questions are all answered on this week's Cole Mind!

What happens when you tell Cole you have a 15% off coupon for Half Price Books moments before recording an episode of Cole Mind? Well, you get a half assed performance from a boy who just cannot stop thinking about the Jaws Funko's and Blu Rays he is about to cash in on but don't fret because a half ass from Cole is better than a whole ass from most! Lindsey Jordan joins us again for an intimate episode where Cole rehashes his minimal understanding of British culture and have seeds been planted for a possible meet up in Texas with our imperial cousin from across the pond? Tune in to find out!

A quick warning to all the mother's out there, this episode may be too hot to handle as we host a super special Father's Day special with our first ever all male cast. Steve from I Still Call it a Lariat joins us for round three of his journey into the Cole Mind and doesn't disappoint. If that much testosterone in one place wasn't enough to get your blood boiling, we heat things up with a new card game called "burning questions" and the gang proves there's no shame in their game while discussing the new Disney Pixar film Inside Out 2. Think you are manly enough to withstand this hard hitting, adrenaline pumping episode? Only one way to find out!

A long time ago in an apartment far, far away Cole received a piece of fan mail. That fan mail would remain magnetized to a fridge on the Cole Mind set until the day that Mister Brock got up to some adventuring and journeyed to the distant land of Seattle to track down Cole Mind's first fan. It's been said that you should never meet your heroes but I'm not hearing a whole lot of chatter with regards to the policy for meeting your zeros so without further ado let's see what happens when Cole starts chillin' with a thrillin' little villain that goes by the name of Dillon.

Do you trust the system? Well, after this week's episode you might. The cast of Cole Mind was lucky enough to get to sit down with the King and Queen of Minnesota Indy Wrestling. Macauly Rose and The System take a seat on the big comfy couch and drift off into the Cole Mind where they get a chance to share their most influential movies, play a little violin, and talk about eating fireflies.

Cole Mind partners with Doghouse Wrestling and records live from Moundtucky 2! The boys bring their depravity to Mound, Minnesota as they co-host a wrestling event and get the chance to sit down with some of the biggest names in local wrestling. We get in a round of birthday beat em' up with Garrisaon Creed and even get a chance to interview the one of the youngest pro-wrestlers around before he skyrockets to fame. Our favorite and only sponsor stops by as well to tell us a little bit more about Bully Brand Clothing and we manage to almost make it a whole episode without having to censor Cole's intrusive thoughts.

We decided to keep this episode to Cole Mind members only because if there's one thing that Carl Winslow and Steven Urkel taught us, it's that "Family Matters". It definitely wasn't because our guest rescheduled last minute so join us as we spend some time catching up with the crew and doing what we do best; laughing at ourselves. Cole explains to us what the acronym F.A.G. stands for to once again keep us from being cancelled and we bring back the cube of destiny for another round of chaos.

Cole Mind gets schooled this week as we are joined by Professor Bear from the Wrestling Society Network. What is the Wrestling Society Network you ask? It's only the coolest collaboration of everything wrestling available on a bunch of major streaming platforms and you would be a fool to miss out on the incredible content these people are putting out. Will Cole Mind someday find their way on to this network? Only time will tell. In the meantime, tune in to this episode to hear the Professor change Meko's mind on slapping the Queen and find out if Cole would say hello to Adele.

Cole goes international as we bring on guest Lindsey Jordan from the magical land known as the United Kingdom. Will Cole break through the language barrier or survive the culture shock on this week's episode? We weren't sure, so to be safe, we enlisted the help of our favorite guest host Steve Shanabarger from "I Still Call it a Lariat" to make sure Cole safely navigated his way through this foreign terrain. Tune in to hear the crew discuss their favorite X-men, share their worst gifts ever given, and we find out what favorite hobby Cole learned from a friend!

We take things up a notch this week as we are joined by local wrestling star Jason Rage and find out what led him into this industry, as well as, how high he hopes to climb in the business. Seeds may have even been planted for a new tag team duo if and when Mister Brock, himself, decides to enter the world of professional wrestling. Is Rage and Fury the future of America? You will have to tune in to find out!

We make a new friend as we welcome the incredibly funny Steve Shanabarger into the Cole Mind to discuss his Podcast "I Still Call it a Lariat" as well as the finer things in life like why we call Cole's ding dong Don Cheadle and Meko's fear of possums. We have a blast riffing with Steve and think we have found our new favorite guest to bring on anytime we need to put Cole back in his place.

We could not be more excited about this episode as we are joined by a legend in independent pro wrestling. All Steel Justin Fowler steps into the Cole Mind this week and we get to know a little about the industry from a true warrior himself. If you haven't seen the viral video circulating where he has to choke out a drunken fan who rushes the ring then check it out immediately then find out his side of the story found exclusively here on Cole Mind. Do Cole and Meko have what it takes to go toe to toe in the ring with Justin? Find out this week in Cole Mind!

The Cole Mind explodes this week as we start a new chapter in our saga. We thought we were just bringing on a guest, but it looks like we are adding a new member to the crew as Meko steals the show and our lives are forever changed. Tune in as we introduce Cole's new best friend and prove once and for all that two minds are better than one on this week's episode of Mekole Mind!

We have not one but two special guests on this episode as Cole gets a chance to meet his number one fans. Sparks fly and emotions run high as we continue to talk about which celebrities deserve a beating while Cole catches one or two beatings of his own. Tune in to find out if Cole has finally met the girl of his dreams and whether or not her boyfriend approves of this budding romance.

We record our first family themed episode ... well, not family themed in regard to the content but an episode where we bring on the whole family! Kail joins us for a special episode where we give Cole the chance to learn valuable life lessons from a fifteen-year-old and we find out why Cole should never be allowed near children.

The thrilling conclusion of our Joey and Mark special! We get deep and deeper with our guests and find out what accent is the most attractive as well as why Cole can't seem to control himself around our hottest guest yet.

We finally get some guests back on the podcast and they are hotter than ever! We get Mark's triumphant return to the show sprinkled in with a little Joey action and things heat up quickly. Join us as we continue to talk about irrelevant topics and find out which celebrity we want to beat up the most. This episode was so HOT that the batteries couldn't even handle it and the equipment died halfway through so tune in for Part 2 coming later this week!

We continue our downward spiral with a guestless episode where we dig into Cole's childhood and unearth some dark secrets from his past. Did his deep dive into depravity begin at a much earlier age than we previously thought? Tune in to find out what events shaped the Cole Mind into the beautiful mess we see today.

Cole finally brings on his long-time friend Matt so we can discuss deep topics such as American inventors, the Alamo, and Billy Zane's role in the sinking of the Titanic. Tune in to see what it takes for Cole to finally give a shit ... if only it wasn't a literal shit in his pants.

We "Usher" in part two of our Super Bowl party with a thrilling analysis of this year's half time show, Cole learns more about events that happened this week in history and learns the definition of "Manifest".

Cole Mind is back and we are weaker than ever! Where is our benign ass producer and how do we stay afloat without the only member saving us from sinking deeper into Cole's depravity? Tune in as Cole tries to save the podcast by chasing away a new friend, sharing tall tales of his layover in North Korea, and proves he's the ultimate Rugrat.

We continue our Christmas party as we welcome our first guest Zak. We don’t have enough headphones so this one gets a little crazy with the sound bites. Cole and Zak go head to head on video game knowledge.We begin a new phase of Funko Frenzy where you the listener have a chance to win a one of a kind signed Funko Pop, tune in to hear the rules!

It's our Christmas episode! We exchange our gifts and Cole teaches us about the messiah!Hey look we are on YouTube: @EnterTheColeMind

Check out the new Instagram to see updates and behind the scenes footage: @cole.mind.podcastJoin us in this electrifying episode as our hosts engage in a compelling debate on the future trajectory of humanity, pondering whether transhumanism's augmentation of human biology or the ascendance of artificial intelligence will play a more significant role. Delving into the promises and ethical dilemmas of transhumanism, and contrasting them with the transformative potential of AI, our panel explores the intersection of human enhancement and machine intelligence. Uncover the synergies and conflicts that may shape our technological destiny, and tune in for a riveting discussion that questions the balance between pushing the boundaries of human potential and the potential risks posed by advanced technology.Just kidding obviously, this is Cole Mind. What are you stupid or something? So set your Apollo Neuro's Vibe to entertained because you're about to enter the Cole Mind.

Check out the new Instagram to see updates and behind the scenes footage: @cole.mind.podcastCole lays out his political platform. Then he shares some memories of dances. We assemble a new superhero team called the Forgivers or something I forgot.

Thanks for digging deep into the mind of Cole with us through 2023. Get ready to dig even deeper in 2024!Cole is loaded with serotonin for this one folks. He hates one of his birthday presents so much he calls for book burnings. John and Cole's leg wrestling evolves into stimulating content

Sorry for the sound quality on this one, it a while to make this unlistenable. Emily and Cole fight over whose grandmother is cooler. Cole does some serious lying.

Cole compliments everyone, reads about how he treats his friends, and explains his rizz.

It's Halloween, or as I call it the beginning of Nightmare before Christmas season! Cole brings Brock a matching Jack Skelington onesie. He wants to end the episode early because he is going to dinner with his dad, but we all really know he got too spooked out to sleep over.

Emily is back and Cole starts his new job. We follow Dr. Jung's instructions where Brock and Cole role-play as father and son.

Wait I'm doing the math on this, Cole bought this Funko before he got fired. And he was fired before my birthday. So why didn't he have a Funko for me on my birthday? Also we have our first guest, world renowned Psychologist with a specialization in Friendship, Dr. Carl Jung!

Hip Hop Hooray! No Funkos this episode

We celebrate Emily's birthday by watching the Barbie movie, Cole shows off his movie knowledge, and miss a few curve balls because "I don't really care"

Cole reinforces his wish to make the podcasts Funko themed by turning it up a level

Sorry to all you miners who listened to this one or were expecting to listen to it today, but I had to edit and reupload it. The intrusive thoughts literally were intruding onto the main podcast tracks. When you spend so many hours down in the mine like I have, all you can dream of is getting back to the surface for fresh air free from all the hazardous air in the Cole Mind -John

Episode 10 people, We made it, You made it, but most of all Cole made it! Cole introduces Funko Frenzy, the newest segment that is sure to be a pleasurable auditory experience.

Sorry idk how to change the title, it should say Cole puts the host in hospitality

Cole opens his heart and his home for Brock to stay off the streets. Then he opens his mouth like usual.

Cole gets to know his new coworkers, Brock pleads with Cole to stay over to avoid the streets, and we honor Paul Walker.

We have lived through some of the greatest moments in podcasting history: President Obama on WTF with Marc Mason, The season finale of Serial, Elon Musk on the Joe Rogan Experience, The cancelation of Missing Richard Simmons. Prepare yourself for a new bench mark... The Swedish Fish Cast

Need to freshen up that resume, gain some pointers for an upcoming interview, or understand what Kurt Cobain's lyrics were saying? Then tune into this exciting episode of Cole Mind.

You want it! You got it! More cake for Cole to eat on mic!

Cole shares his thoughts on Passover, his favorite yoga position, and his leftover pizza.