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ClosetEd

ClosetEd

Joyful conversations about sex

Samia Mounts

43 episodesENExplicit

Show overview

ClosetEd launched in 2025 and has put out 43 episodes, alongside 20 trailers or bonus episodes in the time since. That works out to roughly 35 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.

Episodes typically run thirty-five to sixty minutes — most land between 35 min and 1h 2m — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. Roughly 26% of episodes carry an explicit flag from the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Society & Culture show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 6 days ago, with 24 episodes already out so far this year. Published by Samia Mounts.

Episodes
43
Running
2025–2026 · 1y
Median length
53 min
Cadence
Weekly

From the publisher

Happy Slut is your permission slip to want what you want, you cute little slut. Host Samia Mounts dives into sex, desire, and modern relationships with humor, honesty, and plenty of mischief. Through blazingly candid conversations and personal reflections, the show explores what it means to pursue pleasure, connection, and authenticity in a world full of mixed messages about all three. From navigating nontraditional relationships to unpacking shame and reclaiming joy, Happy Slut is about getting curious, taking ownership of your desires, and learning how to trust what feels delicious to YOU.

Latest Episodes

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He Thought Women Were the Problem

Jun 24, 20261h 4m

Casual Doesn't Have to Mean Careless with Billy Procida, Jr.

Jun 17, 20261h 4m

Great Sex Is Healing Me

Jun 10, 202631 min

This Is What God Is with Rae Halder

Jun 3, 202657 min

Inside the World of a Professional Orgy Organizer with Ali Bravo

May 27, 20261h 5m

Women Have Out-Menned Men with Mila Jam

May 20, 20261h 12m

What If Queerness Was Infinite? with James Patrick Nelson

May 13, 20261h 0m

Why Am I So Weird with Women?

May 6, 202624 min

Happily Married? Check. Kink With Friends? Also Check.

Apr 29, 20261h 1m

Callie Little: A Buffet of Delicious Slutty Behavior

Apr 22, 20261h 25m

Her Confidant: What if the best sex of your life…is a service you can pay for?

Apr 15, 20261h 2m

S1 Ep 1Dixie De La Tour: Fuck like your life depends on it

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Dixie De La Tour has been facilitating joyful sexual experiences for most of her life, and you'll be shocked at the early life experiences that made her who she is today. She's the creator and host of the exuberant, wacky live show, Bawdy Storytelling, which features stories about sex, kink, gender, and body image and just celebrated its 20-year anniversary! She's also a self-proclaimed wild slut...but even sluts have dry spells, and in this episode, you'll hear all about how Dixie came back from eight years of no sex and is now ready to fuck like her life depends on it. NOTE: This episode contains frank discussions of sex and mentions of sexual assault. Listen with care.For all things Dixie De La Tour, head to www.bawdystorytelling.com.BUY TICKETS to Bawdy Storytelling live in San Francisco on May 15: https://events.humanitix.com/bawdy-storytelling-s-the-big-comebackFollow Dixie on Instagram @bawdystorytellingFollowing Samia on Instagram @samia.mountsFollow Happy Slut on Instagram and Tiktok @happyslutcastEmail your comments, questions, dreams and wishes to [email protected] THE SHOW WITH YOUR CUTE LITTLE SLUTTY DOLLARS!Venmo: @Samia-MountsCashApp: $SamiaMountsI love you, pinecones! More next week!xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closetedGet a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.

Apr 8, 20261h 15m

Big Announcement About the Future of ClosetEd

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Listen for a major announcement about the future of ClosetEd! Gahhhh I'm excited about this one, pinecones.Watch all video episodes on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@closeted-with-samiaxoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted

Mar 25, 202614 min

ClosetEd BONUS // Listener Advice Question: "Am I a sick freak?"

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This week, I take a listener advice question from Ben (not his real name), who asked if he's a "sick freak" because he felt arousal instead of jealousy when he caught his ex-wife cheating with his best friend. Oh Ben! My heart! I hope my answer helps you, you sweet, sweet man.Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts/Follow ClosetEd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/closetedwithsamia/SUPPORT ME FINANCIALLY, my sweet pinecones! I need your helpppp to keep making this show!Subscribe to my Substack and make a pledge for a monthly or annual subscription: http://samiamounts.substack.com/Venmo me: https://account.venmo.com/u/samia-mountsCashApp me: https://cash.app/$SamiaMountsSee ya next week, pinecones!xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted

Mar 18, 202617 min

ClosetEd Interview Series: Charlotte Shane, Author of An Honest Woman

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I am extra excited about this week's interview, mostly because it was the result of me literally fangirl-ing my way into Charlotte Shane's DMs after reading her incredible memoir, An Honest Woman: A Memoir of Love and Sex Work. Her book tells the story of her years working as a high-end escort in nuanced and poetic detail, and in this interview, we chat about what gave her the courage to pursue sex work at age 20, why she loved it so much she kept doing it well into her 30s, and her unique insights on humanity, sex, relationships, and what is actually "normal" for human beings. I'm SO proud of this interview. Enjoyyy, and get Charlotte's book! Links below.BUY An Honest Woman: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/An-Honest-Woman/Charlotte-Shane/9781982126865Check out Charlotte's website: https://www.charlotteshane.comFollow Charlotte on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/charoshaneFollow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts/Follow ClosetEd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/closetedwithsamia/SUPPORT ME FINANCIALLY, my sweet pinecones! I need your helpppp to keep making this show!Subscribe to my Substack and make a pledge for a monthly or annual subscription: http://samiamounts.substack.com/Venmo me: https://account.venmo.com/u/samia-mountsCashApp me: https://cash.app/$SamiaMountsSee ya next week, sexy things!xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:BetterSleep FREE TrialGet 30 days of BetterSleep for free with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted.Get 30 days of BetterSleep FREE with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products!Use code CLOSETED at check-out.Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted

Mar 11, 202658 min

ClosetEd Interview Series: Dr. Elliot Justin, Founder of FirmTech

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This week, I bring you my very explicit conversation with the most sex-positive doctor you'll ever meet, Dr. Elliot Justin, founder of FirmTech. FirmTech is a sex tech company, and they make a cock ring, called the TechRing, that give you valuable data on your sexual and cardiovascular health! Whaaaaaat. So cool.Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products using discount code CLOSETED at check-out! Head over to www.myfirmtech.com to shop now.Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts/Follow ClosetEd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/closetedwithsamia/SUPPORT ME FINANCIALLY, my sweet pinecones! I need your helpppp to keep making this show!Subscribe to my Substack and make a pledge for a monthly or annual subscription: http://samiamounts.substack.com/Venmo me: https://account.venmo.com/u/samia-mountsCashApp me: https://cash.app/$SamiaMountsSee ya next week, sexy things!xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Beyond Satisfied Pro Video CourseGet 15% off the Beyond Satified Pro video course from Kenneth Play and take your sex life to a whole new level: www.kennethplay.com/closetedBetterSleep FREE TrialGet 30 days of BetterSleep for free with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted.

Mar 4, 202650 min

ClosetEd BONUS // Listener Advice Question: "Should we try having a threesome?"

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Thank you to all the listeners who sent in questions for my advice series! Here is the very first one I've chosen to feature on this series, mostly because it's a really common question I've heard from folks who are questioning whether some form of nonmonogamy might be right for them. Listener Preston* asked:My wife and I are in an interesting part in our relationship that we both consider monogamous. After being intimate with just each other for 13 years, we have started talking more openly about our desires. We fell into a "normal" rhythm when it came to our sex life. Opening up about other desires, seemed dangerous, and specifically on my end, felt like they coild shatter the relationship. However, after having honest conversations, I found that she had surprisingly been open to just about all ideas. One we talked about was inviting another person in to bed for us to enjoy mutually. What is your take on the healthiness of this and the sustainability of it for a relationship such as ours? How would you go about setting healthy ground rules that makes us all feel comfortable including the potential third person?How do you open conversations with people about this?* Name has been changed.Thank you, Preston for this wonderful question! I did my best to answer it, and I want to open this up to my amazing audience of listeners. If you have a response to Preston that I didn't cover in this bonus episode, please oh please send it to me as a comment on social media, a DM, or in an email to [email protected], and I'll include it in an upcoming bonus episode!Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts/Follow ClosetEd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/closetedwithsamia/If you are getting something valuable out of this show, please consider SUPPORTING ME FINANCIALLY, my sweet pinecones! I need your helpppp to keep making this thing!Subscribe to my Substack and pledge a monthly or annual subscription: http://samiamounts.substack.com/Venmo me: https://account.venmo.com/u/samia-mountsCashApp me: https://cash.app/$SamiaMountsThat's all for now! See ya next week, pinecones.xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Beyond Satisfied Pro Video CourseGet 15% off the Beyond Satified Pro video course from Kenneth Play and take your sex life to a whole new level: www.kennethplay.com/closetedBetterSleep FREE TrialGet 30 days of BetterSleep for free with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted.

Feb 25, 202626 min

ClosetEd Interview Series: Amy Baldwin & April Lampert of Shameless Sex Part 2

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Get into PART 2 of this sassy, sexy, totally unfiltered conversation about sex toys and personal sex stories that I had with the fine and fabulous April & Amy of the Shameless Sex podcast! PINECONES!!! These ladies give LIFE. We had so much fun chatting it up that we ended up recording for double the length of time we meant to and I am not sorry. Enjoyyyyy and find all things April & Amy below.Shameless Sex on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShamelessSexPodcast/featuredShameless Sex on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/shameless-sex/id1242394336Shameless Sex on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6ZdhZeupiXtBZxCeI7jkEk?si=f029bbc2dd5d4381Buy Shameless Sex the book: https://purepleasureshop.com/products/shameless-sex-1Follow Amy & April on socials:https://www.instagram.com/shamelesssexpodcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@shamelesssexpodcast?_t=8eoekGR2KqZ&_r=1https://www.facebook.com/shamelesssexpodcastFollow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts/Follow ClosetEd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/closetedwithsamia/SUPPORT ME FINANCIALLY, my sweet pinecones! I need your helpppp to keep making this show!Subscribe to my Substack and make a pledge for a monthly or annual subscription: http://samiamounts.substack.com/Venmo me: https://account.venmo.com/u/samia-mountsCashApp me: https://cash.app/$SamiaMountsI love you all so much!xoxo,Samia

Feb 18, 202642 min

ClosetEd Interview Series: Amy Baldwin & April Lampert of Shameless Sex

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Get into this sassy, sexy, totally unfiltered conversation about sex toys and personal sex stories that I had with the fine and fabulous April & Amy of the Shameless Sex podcast! PINECONES!!! These ladies give LIFE. We had so much fun chatting it up that we ended up recording for double the length of time we meant to, soooo this baby is a two-parter. I'll be releasing part 2 next week! Enjoyyyyy and find all things April & Amy below.Shameless Sex on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShamelessSexPodcast/featuredShameless Sex on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/shameless-sex/id1242394336Shameless Sex on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6ZdhZeupiXtBZxCeI7jkEk?si=f029bbc2dd5d4381Buy Shameless Sex the book: https://purepleasureshop.com/products/shameless-sex-1Follow Amy & April on socials:https://www.instagram.com/shamelesssexpodcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@shamelesssexpodcast?_t=8eoekGR2KqZ&_r=1https://www.facebook.com/shamelesssexpodcastFollow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts/Follow ClosetEd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/closetedwithsamia/Stay tuned for the second half of this feisty, flirty convo next week!xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:BetterSleep FREE TrialGet 30 days of BetterSleep for free with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted.Beyond Satisfied Pro Video CourseGet 15% off the Beyond Satified Pro video course from Kenneth Play and take your sex life to a whole new level: www.kennethplay.com/closeted

Feb 11, 202645 min

ClosetEd Interview Series: Mattie Jo Cowsert, ex-vangelical author of God, Sex, and Rich People

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I am tha-rilled to bring you my looooong, super-chatty, unfiltered conversation with Mattie Jo Cowsert, an actor and author based in New York City. Mattie Jo wrote a memoir called God, Sex, and Rich People, in which she documents her deconstruction from evangelical Christianity and purity culture to become the most wholesome sex-positive activist you've ever encountered. Her pitch of a TV show version of her book won the Audience Choice Award at the Yale Innovation Summit (!!!) and she's now developing it into a one-woman theater piece as an artist in residence at Collective Connecticut. This woman is a powerhouse! And damn funny to boot!In this episode, we discuss:Mattie Jo's origin story as a born theater kid with a pastor dad in a heavily evangelical community.How her sex education consisted mostly of scare tactics but her parents were a little looser about it than the community around them.How making gay friends at theater camp made her question the existence of Hell.Her move to New York City, and why having Jewish and Muslim friends blew open her worldview and made her leave evangelicalism for good.Her "Rubble Years" and the bad experiences she had when she finally made her sexual debut without any idea of how to handle things.How she eventually developed her own sexual ethic and value system around sex and relationships and wrote an amazing dang book about all this! I just love her.Buy God, Sex, and Rich People and learn more about Mattie Jo here: www.mattiejocowsert.comSubscribe to Mattie Jo's Substack: https://mattiejocowsert.substack.com/Follow MJ on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mattiejocowsert/Follow MJ on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mattiejocowsquirtThat's it for this week! Love ya, pinecones!xoxo,SamiaMentioned in this episode:Get 30 days of BetterSleep FREE with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted BetterSleep FREE TrialGet 30 days of BetterSleep for free with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted.Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closetedBeyond Satisfied Pro Video CourseGet 15% off the Beyond Satified Pro video course from Kenneth Play and take your sex life to a whole new level: www.kennethplay.com/closeted

Feb 4, 20261h 23m
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