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Closet Confessions

Closet Confessions

Candice Brathwaite & Coco Sarel · Charlie Perry

97 episodesENExplicit

Show overview

Closet Confessions has been publishing since 2022, and across the 2 years since has built a catalogue of 97 episodes. That works out to roughly 50 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.

Episodes typically run twenty to thirty-five minutes — most land between 15 min and 49 min — with run-times ranging widely across the catalogue. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Comedy show.

The catalogue appears to be on hiatus or wound down — the most recent episode landed 2 years ago, with no new episodes in over a year. The busiest year was 2023, with 69 episodes published. Published by Charlie Perry.

Episodes
97
Running
2022–2024 · 2y
Median length
32 min
Cadence
Weekly

From the publisher

Got something to confess sis…?Good job because author and journalist, Candice Brathwaite, and actress and online personality, Coco Sarel, are inviting you into their closet of confession to drop their truths, and yours…Come and confess to us cousins, it’s *totally* anonymous and there’s nothing off-limits. Send in your secrets: https://forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7Oh, and don’t forget - what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet…This podcast has been produced by Astrid Productions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Latest Episodes

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The Best of Your Confessions Part 2

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To celebrate 5 seasons of Closet Confessions, we’re throwing back to some of the best cousin confessions. For part 2, we’ve got confessions covering cheating justification, the most vile revenge story and probably one of the craziest confessions we’ve ever received. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodDon’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Episodes featured:Your Confessions... Nice while it didn’t lastYour Confessions… “What about me?”Your Confessions… ‘Eat sh*t… literally’Your Confessions… “Am I destined to be lonely forever?”Your Confessions…“Cousin Lover” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 28, 202424 min

The Best of Your Confessions Part 1

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To celebrate 5 seasons of Closet Confessions, we’re throwing back to some of the best cousin confessions. So enjoy the most iconic stories of petty revenge, broken hearts and a seriously chaotic Christmas. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodDon’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Episodes featured:Your Confessions… “Accordion Balls”Your Confessions… “Sorry but not sorry”The Pilot: Welcome to the closetYour Confessions… “I let his mother know he cheated then left" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 21, 202422 min

Your Confessions… “I cancelled their holiday”

Sarel’s confession brings out Candice’s responsibility to slay, but Sarel just wants to confirm outfits before the event…In the closet this week, Candice shares how dressing outisde of trends makes her feel powerful, the girls discuss the impact of a signature staple and they discuss the recent Amanda Seales pile-on.Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodDon’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 16, 202414 min

It’s not all stiff wigs and ski trips

Sarel’s confession brings out Candice’s responsibility to slay, but Sarel just wants to confirm outfits before the event…In the closet this week, Candice shares how dressing outisde of trends makes her feel powerful, the girls discuss the impact of a signature staple and they discuss the recent Amanda Seales pile-on.Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodDon’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 14, 202454 min

Your Confessions… “Am I Being An Unsupportive Friend?”

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A cousin is struggling with her friend’s escapades with a sugar daddy. When is it concern or is it judgement?  Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodIf you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 9, 202417 min

Pivot like you’re playing netball

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Candice and Sarel discuss how scary it is watching the youth grow up online and the joy of not having to stick at one thing forever.In the closet this week, Candice explains why she hates Stitches on TikTok, not being a content creator forever and the girls wonder what the lasting impacts of iPad babies are going to be…Plus, in our cousin confession, one girl is feeling left behind by all of her mom friends, so when you’re 25 and single what do you do? Sarel has some tough love and advice to offer. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodDon’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 7, 202431 min

Your Confessions… “GET OUT (The Movie)”

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After a gorgeous story of Black love, a cousin has written in as she’s reconsidering dating a guy due to his favourite movie.Candice and Sarel discuss the intricacies of dating outside your rate and recall some unhinged comments made about dating Black women. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodIf you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 2, 202416 min

I’m GOING TO JAIL

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Candice has found her first grey hair and it’s not where you think it is…This week in the closet, Sarel and Candice get into the reality of perimenopause, the desperation of wanting to learn more about our own bodies and how Black women’s health issues are constantly overlooked. Plus, our cousin confession features a lying husband, big-boobed white women and learning to ghost the guys who deserve it. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodDon’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 30, 202448 min

Your Confessions… “My mom is dating a man my age and I can't stand him”

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This cousin is wrestling with her mum’s new boyfriend with a 27-year age gap. Candice and Sarel offer their thoughts on whether we worry about our parents too much and the dream of being a wealthy older woman.  We’re going on tour! Come see us in Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.comFollow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodIf you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 4, 20247 min

You’re jealous and it stinks

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Sarel makes it clear the type of person she finds the most annoying and Candice is reminding us why we’re not owed any information about… anyone. The girls discuss why you must be shameless in life, why they’re sick of the public villainising women’s sexuality and they advise a cousin who’s been told to teach their young son about shame. We’re going on tour! Come see us in Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.comFollow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodDon’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 2, 202431 min

Your Confessions… “I just found out why my dad refused to teach me his native language”

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This confession is a story of identity, secrecy and the ultimate betrayal. The question is, does this daughter tell her mum what she’s discovered? We’re going on tour! Come see us in Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.comFollow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodIf you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 28, 202411 min

It’s giving Black Mirror

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Candice reveals why she’s done auditioning and Sarel declares her love and utmost need to have her own space on holiday. The girls wonder why Rishi Sunak is acting like a reality TV star, why they’re put off by things that have too much hype and help a cousin who’s deciding whether to drop out of uni for a dream job.We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.comFollow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodDon’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 26, 202434 min

Your Confessions… ‘Eat sh*t… literally’

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Warning cousins, this one’s gag-city.Candice and Sarel share their thoughts (and gags) about this creative cousin and their petty revenge…We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.comFollow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodIf you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 21, 20248 min

Dealing with the green-eyed monster…

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Sarel announces her dream to swap the closet for a HBCU which leads her and Candice into a reminder of exactly who is NOT invited to the cookout…They also discuss the dire state of the UK’s black education before dealing with a confessed cousin who is battling with the green-eyed monster.We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.comFollow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodIf you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 19, 202441 min

Your Confessions… “Worst Valentine's Gift Ever”

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This confession sends the microphones flying and cameras spinning in maybe the CRAZIEST story we’ve had in the closet.This week’s cousin loves her husband, even though he makes zero effort in and out of the bedroom. Now she’s questioning everything after he gave her the WORST Valentine’s gift ever…Check out the National Aids Trust for support.We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.comFollow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodIf you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 14, 202419 min

Don’t sit there with your scotch eggs

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This week in the Closet, Candice and Sarel are discussing ghosting their PTs and what the streets are saying about the Royal Family drama.  Candice talks about the complex nature of the fitness community, Sarel is wondering where the heck Kate Middleton is (p.s. this was recorded before the retouching drama) and the girls are wondering if the French will do a seminar on their protesting techniques. Plus, we have a witchy confession involving tarot cards and a toothbrush…We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.comFollow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodDon’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 12, 202444 min

Your Confessions… “My best friend is befriending my other friends”

Is it jealousy or is it control? This week's bonus confession comes from a cousin who isn’t happy with her best friend’s behaviour. Candice and Sarel offer their advice on whether she needs a reality check or to dump her. We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.comFollow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodIf you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 7, 202410 min

Act on those red flags NOW

In the closet this week, Candice and Sarel review Usher’s Superbowl Half Time show, there is an EXTREMELY controversial confession from Candice about Queen B and Sarel proposes a new tax for the men of the world. Plus, Candice has a theory about a certain energy drink’s effect on her late father, Sarel explains why she isn’t talking about weight loss on social media and our cousin confession shares to the girls that she’s no longer attracted to her husband… We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.comFollow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodDon’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 5, 202459 min

Your Confessions… “Accordion Balls”

This confession is one of the wildest sexcapades we have had on the podcast so far, with a political twist: so strap in for the ride.We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.comFollow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodIf you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 29, 202411 min

We almost quit the podcast

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If you’re driving, then park your car for this one cousins, because season 5 has TRULY begun.In the closet this week, Candice and Sarel explain why they nearly didn’t come back for this season, they question why the common blind spot for Black women is… men and Candice shares her theory about cross-cultural relationships. Plus, our listener confession comes from a cousin who’s worried about outshining her parents and the girls discuss why they think nepotism isn’t always a bad thing. We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.comFollow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodDon’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 27, 202455 min
Candice Brathwaite, Coco Sarel & Astrid