Classic Film Jerks

We watched 1964's A Hard Day's Night with guest Antony Rotunno from the Glass Onion: On John Lennon Podcast and now we are determined to bring back the word Grotty!

We watched 1977's Star Wars and now we really want to know who designed Aunt Beru's outfit?

We watched 1949's Holiday Affair with pal Jeff Somogyi and now we really hope our body doesn't look like we are smuggling the letter B under it.

We watched 1951's A Place In The Sun and now we are confused how a photographer got that picture of the boat?!?!

We watched 1935's Bride Of Frankenstein and now we are really questioning why Henry installed that lever?

We watched 1947's Out Of The Past and now we must remember to invite Jeff and Kathie to summer with us in the Hamptons.

We watched 1951's The African Queen with guest Paxton Holley from the I Read Movies Podcast and now we just want to say no more Hippo Honks Allnut!

We watched 1982's E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial and now we are convinced that E.T. was left on purpose.

We watched 1931's The Public Enemy and now we are totally going to steal Tom Power's signature punch move.

We watched 1969's Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and now all we want to do is badda badda ba ba baaaaa!

We watched 1962's The Manchurian Candidate with Russell Guest from The Retro Movie Roundtable Podcast and now we never, EVER want to hear the word loveable again.

Andrew and Michael are joined by pal Mike Westfall from the Advent Calendar House Podcast as they try to recast Die Hard.

We watched 1945's Mildred Pierce and now we just want to remind Wally that you PULL THE DOOR OPEN!

We watched 1965's The Sound Of Music with guest author Joe Jordan and now we will only fall into line via a whistle.

We watched 1939's The Wizard Of Oz and now we just want to avoid Munchkinland at all costs.

We watched 1947's The Bishop's Wife with pal Jeff Somogyi and now we are convinced that the Christmas Creep is a demon!

We watched 1950's Father Of The Bride and now we discovered Andrew really, really, really enjoys the Steve Martin one.

We watched 1948's Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein and now all we want to do is insure the Wolfman doesn't make any of our plans.

We watched 1975's Jaws with guest Erik Martin from the Cineversary Podcast and now all we want to do is hang out in Quint's fortress of sharkitude.

We watched 1934's It Happened One Night and now all we want to do is constantly exclaim...OH YEAH!?!?

We watched 1966's Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf? and now all we want to do is play the drinking game Who Can Keep Up With Virginia Woolf?

We watched 1926's The General and now all we want to do is scream STUNT FEST, JOKE FEST!

We watched 1959's North By Northwest and now we are only focused on how much shaving cream Cary Grant uses.

Andrew and Michael are joined by pal Evan Hanson as they try to recast Airplane!

We watched 1976's Taxi Driver with one of our Patreon supporters Brad Peterson and now we never want to hear that saxophone again.

We watched 1937's Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs and now all we want to do is casually break into your cottage deep in the woods.

We watched 1976's Rocky with guest Christian Nielsen from the Pop Culture Retrofit Podcast and now we just want to cross the street if we see Rocky coming to avoid the small talk.

Andrew and Michael are joined by pal Eli as they try to recast The Terminator.

We watched 1978's The Deer Hunter and now all we want to do is work in a medieval flame factory.

We watched 1940's The Shop Around The Corner with guest Jeff Somogyi from the Talkin' Chopp Podcast and now we want to avoid at all costs eating chicken noodle soup and red cabbage with Mr. Matuschek.

We watched 1967's In The Heat Of The Night and now all we want to scream is SLAP, GUM and CHIWETEL EJIOFOR!

We watched 1931's Dracula with guest Dave Alexander the co-owner of Rue Morgue Magazine and now all we want to do is stare very, very intently and figure out how to properly say the name Renfield!

We watched 1954's The Caine Mutiny with guest Paxton Holley from the I Read Movies Podcast and now we can't help but feel sorry for handsome plank face.

We watched 1955's Mister Roberts and now all we want to know is WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

We watched 1951's A Streetcar Named Desire and now we desperately want a fan with those ribbons on it.

We watched 1968's 2001: A Space Odyssey and now we have no goddamn idea how to pronounce Keir Dullea's name.

We watched 1952's High Noon with guest Erik J Martin from the Cineverse Group and now we want Tex Ritter to shut up.

We watched 1959's Anatomy Of A Murder and now all we want to do is eat at Sheldon's Shell Your Own Egg Shack.

We watched 1976's Network with guest John from the Classic Movie Reviews With Snark Podcast and now we're as mad as hell and are not going to look at your craggily face anymore!

We watched 1970's MASH and now we want you to know that...hello, my name is Elliot Gould.

We watched 1954's Rear Window with Jeeg from the Nerd Lunch Podcast and now we just want to let you know that...Perry Mason did it!

We watched 1945's Christmas In Connecticut with Jeff Somogyi of the Down The Rabbit Hole Podcast and now we really want to eat a bowl of milk with an egg in it.

We watched 1940's Fantasia and now we fully believe dust storms killed the Dinosaurs.

We watched 1956's Invasion Of The Body Snatchers and now we want to enjoy some hearty spoon bread.

We watched 1977's Close Encounters Of The Third Kind and now we want to report child services on Barry's mom.

We watched 1971's A Clockwork Orange and now all we want to say is Malcolm...I can see your doodle!

We watched 1961's West Side Story and now we definitely want to be hipster crooks.

We watched 1953's From Here To Eternity and now we want to bugle like we have never bugled before.

We watched 1961's Breakfast At Tiffany's and now we feel compelled to protect tiny, skinny women from being crushed by guitars.

We watched 1962's To Kill A Mockingbird with Christian Nielsen from The Pop Culture Retrofit Podcast and now we are just going to creepily hide behind your bedroom door.