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Is Santa Claus Conquers The Martians Really The Worst Christmas Movie?
Season 1 · Episode 337

Is Santa Claus Conquers The Martians Really The Worst Christmas Movie?

Cinema Psychos Movie Reviews · Brian Cottington, John Wooliscroft

December 19, 20241h 8mExplicit

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Show Notes

This week on Cinema Psycho Show, we're taking a wild ride to Mars! Get ready for a deep dive into the infamous Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, a movie so bizarre, it might just be the weirdest Christmas film of all time. From Santa Claus acting like he's on every drug imaginable to Martians kidnapping him for their alien children, we break down all the strange, low-budget madness that makes this holiday classic (or disaster) a must-see for bad movie fans!

In this episode, we cover:

  • Why Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is so bad, it's almost entertaining
  • A breakdown of the strange characters, from Dropo to Voldar (the mustache-twirling villain)
  • How the film's production fails (including a cardboard robot and a polar bear costume) add to its charm
  • The fever dream of an ending that has to be seen to be believed Whether you're a fan of cult films, cheesy Christmas movies, or just love a good laugh at a film's expense, this review will show you why this movie has become a holiday staple for all the wrong reasons.

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