CHOP: The Guillotine Leagues™ Podcast

Charch has Covid and Brian's mouth is filled with Novocain. Sure, we wanted to stay in bed and sip some tea, but we're here to help guide you through a critical late-season waiver cycle. They're not the sexiest voices you'll hear today, but they'll be the most helpful.

It was a historically bad weekend for some of the best fantasy players. It's hard to remember any week when so many elite players produced absolutely nothing. Fortunately, you're still alive and now those same players are coming up on the waiver wire. Charch and Brian help you figure out how much to bid and which players are worth an "all in" bid.

Aside from talking about how we're NOT talking about Jonathan Taylor, we're not talking about Jonathan Taylor. For once. Instead you get bidding strategies for a wide range of players including a deep discussion about what to do with Cooper Kupp.

Some of the NFL's best running backs just hit your waiver wire. Is it too soon to push all your chips in? Charch and Brian help you sort out whether you should make a season-defining move.

After a disastrous week for Las Vegas, many of you will have a crack at Derek Carr, Davante Adams, and/or Josh Jacobs. Charch and Brian provide bidding guidance for the Raiders and all the other big name chopees. Plus, at the end, you'll hear a pretty wild idea for a sabotage drop.

Thanks to four bye-week teams and a plethora of injuries, most likely, a very good team in your league just got chopped. Paul Charchian helps guide you through the bidding strategies for some of the biggest names in fantasy football.

It's only Week 7, but it's already the toughest bye week of the entire season. With the Bills, Rams, Vikings, and Eagles on vacation, fantasy owners are tested in a whole new way. Brian and Charch provide strategies for successful bye week bidding, both for superstars and one-week helpers.

The introduction of bye weeks kicks off Act 2 of the guillotine league season. Fantasy managers will be tested in new ways as backups become starters. Charch and Brian provide bidding advice for the upcoming bye weeks. Should you "sabotage drop" some big name fantasy players? Plus they break down the bidding strategies for the ten most-chopped players from last week.

It's a running back-heavy edition of CHOP as Charch and Brian provide bidding strategies for the many big-name runners who got cut last week. Plus they offer specific bidding advice for all the backup runners who are getting pressed into service. And Charch puts his biggest bid of the year on Mark Andrews.

In back-to-back weeks Justin Jefferson has been among the most-chopped players in guillotine leagues. Brian and Charch give you specific bidding advice for Jefferson, along with dozens of other players. Plus, if you're struggling at running back, you'll get a helpful reminder about your plight.

Week 2 was a bloodbath for some of the league's biggest names, like Jonathan Taylor, Justin Jefferson, Dalvin Cook, and Kyle Pitts. Charch and Brian provide specific bidding advice for the 10 most chopped players, plus broad bidding advice that fits whatever situation you find yourself in.

It's the first waiver wire run of 2022...and maybe your first guillotine waiver wire ever! Charch and Brian help you establish the right strategy for your bids, no matter how your team performed last week. You'll find bidding strategies for superstar players coming off bad season opening performances, like Alvin Kamara, Zeke, Kyle Pitts, and Aaron Rodgers.

The most ignominious way to lose in fantasy football is a Week 1 beheading in your guillotine league. Charch provides insight about which kinds of players can lead to an unexpected decapitation. Plus, he highlights the bench players you should be considering over some of your weaker starters.

We're knee deep in guillotine league drafts! Charch and Brian answer your questions about a bevy of drafting questions, including options for the last pick of your draft. We break down our real life quarterback drafting strategies. And we urge you to bully your league at the tight end position.

Nobody is tracking guillotine league drafts closer than Charch and Brian Johnson. It's a perk of working at GuillotineLeagues.com. They've identified eight mistakes you'll want to avoid in your own drafts.

Charch and Brian identify eight landmine players to avoid in your guillotine league drafts. These are players who look safe but secretly have volatility that can end your season.

Above all else, guillotine leaguers need to draft safe, reliable players. Charch and Brian provide you with nine players who aren't widely considered to be safe, but should be for 2022. All nine of these players are being selected too late in fantasy drafts and you can take advantage.

It's already guillotine league drafting season! Charch and Brian are here to help with roster composition tips designed to give you the best chance of survival.

You already know guillotine drafts require different strategies from regular drafts. Even so, you'll probably be surprised to hear how differently the pros handle the first round of a guillotine league draft. Join Paul Charchian and Brian Johnson as they walk through the first 18 picks of a guillotine draft.

Introducing Zombie Mode! It's is a guillotine league but with a key difference. Instead of getting chopped, teams join a zombie horde, collaborating to take down the remaining human teams. Your goal is to be human by the end of Week 17, either by avoiding the zombie horde all year or by finding a cure, if you do become a zombie. Learn all about it!

It's drafting season! Two-time guillotine league champion JJ Zachariason (@lateroundQB) shares his winning draft strategies.

There's many ways to win a Guillotine League. We talk to a Super Chop champion, David Markert, about his strategies to be the last man standing out of a field of 144 players.

The final episode of CHOP for the 2021 season is a free wheeling shopping spree. With the waiver wire closing after this week, you'll spend every cent you've got left. But, how do you divvy up your remaining funds? Do you go "all in" on one player or do you spread your budget across several helpers? Brian and Charch help you navigate this unique week.

In a shocking week, some of fantasy football's biggest names came crashing to earth and are now available on the waiver wire. Charch and Brian help you concoct bidding strategies for the most-chopped players, including the Tampa Bay passing attack of Tom Brady, Mike Evans, and Chris Godwin. Plus, they give you guidance on some of the key backup running backs now thrust into the limelight, like Chuba Hubbard and Alexander Mattison.

It's a Covid-free episode of CHOP as Charch and Brian are reunited after a two week absence. With only three weeks before rosters lock, it's time to spend! They offer advice for those with plenty of remaining FAAB, and those who are FAAB poor.

Brian is flying solo for one more show, but he has you covered for bidding advice for the 10 most-chopped players (plus a bonus Twitter topic).

With Charch on the COVID reserve list, Brian is here to give you the blind bidding strategies needed for Week 10 waiver wire success in your guillotine league. Unsurprisingly, our top-10 list of most chopped players is chock full of Packers and Chiefs.

Charch and Brian provide bidding guidance on new Titans runner Adrian Peterson along with a dozen other superstar players who got cut this week.

You survived the byepocalypse! And now there's a plethora of talent on the waiver wire! Brian and Charch help you figure out how much to bid upon some of the week's biggest players, including Patrick Mahomes, Tyreek Hill, Justin Jefferson, Ezekiel Elliott, and Darren Waller.

It's a brutal six-team bye, but Paul Charchian and Brian Johnson have a wide variety of strategies for waiver wire success that will help you through this difficult week. You'll get specific dollar advice for superstar players like Mike Evans, Austin Ekeler, Nick Chubb, Alvin Kamara, Lamar Jackson and Davante Adams and many others. Plus, the introduction of a fantastic new feature at GuillotineLeagues.com that will help you with your bids.

Charch and Brian offer detailed bidding advice on 13 of the most-chopped players, including diverging opinions on Dalvin Cook. The bye weeks are here and you'll get advice for handling the many pitfalls that come when your best players don't play.

As feared and predicted, we're seeing Christian McCaffrey on the waiver wire again. He's one week healthier, so do you dare push all your chips in again? Plus, Charch and Brian share strong opinions about some of the other frequently chopped superstars like Dalvin Cook, Travis Kelce, CeeDee Lamb and Tom Brady. The guys help with "regular" waiver wire targets like Damien Williams, Samaje Perine, Trey Lance, and many others. Everything you need to help with your Week 5 blind bidding!

Is history repeating itself with Christian McCaffrey? Last year, CMC drained thousands of dollars of FAAB from everyone's budgets with little return. Charch and Brian give bidding recommendations for him plus Dalvin Cook, Nick Chubb, DeAndre Hopkins, and two Dallas receivers. They also talk through the advisability of bidding enough for two great tight ends.

Some huge names were chopped in Week 2, including three first rounders: Tyreek Hill, Alvin Kamara, and Jonathan Taylor. Charch and Brian offer specific advice for the most-chopped players and some of the secondary players who you'll want on your roster.

For many of you, this is your first-ever crack at a guillotine league waiver wire-- it's a mind-blowing experience when you can bid on players like Aaron Jones, Derrick Henry and Ezekiel Elliot. The CHOP podcast is here to offer specific bidding advice for all kinds of players, from the big name superstars to modest free agents who can round out your bench.

This episode of CHOP is devoted to the guillotine league waiver wire--after all the waiver wire is the magic of a guillotine league. We explain the strategies for optimizing the waiver wire, and even give some specific bidding advice for the month of September.

Charch flies solo today, answering questions you submitted via Twitter. We talk about the risk profile you should target, early FAAB advice, and whether you can slough the running back position.

In the final of four related editions of CHOP, Brian and Charch break down three surprisingly risky and three surprisingly safe quarterbacks, specifically for guillotine leagues.

In the third of four related editions of CHOP, Brian and Charch break down three surprisingly risky and three surprisingly safe quarterbacks, specifically for guillotine leagues.

In the second of four related editions of CHOP, Brian and Charch break down three surprisingly risky and three surprisingly safe running backs, specifically for guillotine leagues.

In the first of four related editions of CHOP, Brian and Charch break down three surprisingly risky and three surprisingly safe quarterbacks, specifically for guillotine leagues.

Charch explains why training camp injuries are especially devastating to guillotine league players and offers specific advice about which dinged-up players to avoid when you're drafting.

Most of us have never played in a league with more than 12 teams. But most guillotine leagues have 18 teams, which means most of us have no experience drafting from positions 16, 17 or 18. Charch and Jeff Maas provide guidance for maximizing your selections when picking at the end of the first round.

Via Twitter (@GLChop), we asked for winning strategies from guillotine league veterans--players like you. We've sorted through your answers for the best advice you've got.

If you love guillotine leagues, there are a massive amount of improvements at GuillotineLeagues.com, providing new ways to play and enhanced flexibility.

Charch and Brian break down the 10 most impactful free agent moves from a guillotine league perspective.

Welcome to a new season of CHOP! We start 2021 by looking back at the lessons learned from a full year of running thousands of guillotine leagues. Charch and Brian discuss the five key takeaways every guillotine league player needs to consider.

It's championship week in your guillotine league! Congratulations to everyone who has gotten this far. Now, you need to keep your head intact for one...more....week. The CHOP podcast is here to help! We've identified seven players who have tricky matchups that could put you on the chopping block.

Welcome to the semi-finals! If you're still alive in your guillotine league, you're probably one of three remaining teams, and that's a tremendous accomplishment. On this week's episode we highlight eight players with particularly tricky matchups. These are players upon whom you'll want to give extra thought before putting in your starting lineup.

Do you start Dalvin Cook against the best run defense in the NFL? With rosters locked in many guillotine leagues, we turn our attention to players who you normally, automatically start, but need to reconsider this week. At this stage of the season, your roster is replete with great players, so before you "set it and forget it", we'll give you reasons to consider your backups.