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Special Guest: Gav Cross from Funny Lookin' Podcast Against Liverpool's concerns, Paul & Eli travel up to the home of The Beatles and "Calm Down, Calm Down" to deliver another liver edition of the show as part of the Liverpool Comedy Festival! They are joined by the host of Funny Lookin Pod for an evening of bargain basement treasures and bargain basement gags! Witness Eli behold the greatest ashtray ever known to man! Gav is asked to choose between a back full of cocks or a vagina in the head. Paul discovers a good way to save money is to invest in a "Family Cloth" for the toilet. The boys go off on a sex toy tangent... ...and Paul then has to explain what a Dominator is to his mother, who is in the audience... and likes to get involved! And we all learn far too much as a result! To celebrate International Podcast Day, CheapShow releases its very latest live show. So listen, enjoy, download, subscribe to "CheapShow" Follow us on Twitter @thecheapshowpod or @paulgannonshow or @elisnoid You can follow Gav Cross and find out more about his podcast "Funny Lookin Pod" by following him on @funnylookingpod or @GavCross Visit our lovely website for more podcasts www.thecheapshow.co.uk If you want to get involved, email us at [email protected] And if you have to, join us on Facebook - just look for "The CheapShow"! If you like what you hear, please spread the word! Like, Share, Comment... all that jazz! Subscribe to us on Stitcher or iTunes and get fortnightly geeky fun WARNING *Show contains strong language and adult material THANKS again to The Liverpool Comedy Festival (www.liverpoolcomedyfestival.com) @LpoolComedyFest

Special Guest: Chris Mayo In our 10th episode... Ash Frith finds the most profitable item in all of pop culture history... The Manimal Annual, he also gives a very convincing financial argument for inviting prostitutes to your big Wedding day! Eli denies he found ALL his charity shop treasure from the same drunken Hippy, he painfully attempts to try and audition from a play about mental health and finds the world's scariest snowglobe. Paul falls in love with a mug shaped like a chocolate bar, adds a few more "Gannonisms" to the pile and makes everyone attempt the "Ketchup Challenge" with nothing but a bag of cold fries! Our special guest, comedian and actor, Chris Mayo has to put up with all of it... He deserves a medal! So listen, enjoy, download, subscribe to "CheapShow" Follow us on Twitter @thecheapshowpod or @paulgannonshow or @elisnoid @ashfrith You can follow Chris Mayo and find out more about his theatre work by following him on @chris_mayo or head on over to http://www.cuckoobang.co.uk/ Visit our lovely website for more podcasts www.thecheapshow.co.uk If you want to get involved, email us at [email protected] And if you have to, join us on Facebook - just look for "The CheapShow"! If you like what you hear, please spread the word! Like, Share, Comment... all that jazz! Subscribe to us on Stitcher or iTunes and get fortnightly geeky fun WARNING *Show contains strong language and adult material

With Guests Tom Parry, Nathaniel Metcalfe & Abigoliah Schamaun Another studio edition of CheapShow... With a twist! Paul and Eli delve into the charity shops, Poundlands and Bric-A-Brac stores to deliver another podcast full of top tips and lo brow humour. In this episode Paul and Eli try out a couple of knock-off Nutella chocolate spreads, discuss the Do's and Don't's of shopping in Charity Shops, discover how Eli made a girl cry over a Martini and find out what 80s icons Paul would be willing to work with! We also delve into the CheapShow vaults to find some awesome "never before heard" clips from the live show with some very special guest comedians. Nathaniel Metcalfe brings along a game that takes us from Planet of the Apes to the Beatles. Abigoliah Schamaun plays our charity shop based game "The Price of Shite" And Tom Parry endures the world's worst interview! So listen, enjoy, download, subscribe to "CheapShow" Follow us on Twitter @thecheapshowpod or @paulgannonshow or @elisnoid @ashfrith Visit our lovely website for more podcasts www.thecheapshow.co.uk If you want to get involved, email us at [email protected] And if you have to, join us on Facebook - just look for "The CheapShow"! If you like what you hear, please spread the word! Like, share, comment... all that jazz! Subscribe to us on Stitcher or iTunes and get fortnightly geeky fun WARNING *Show contains strong language and adult material

The Boys Return to Latitude! In episode 8 of Cheap Show, Eli and Paul reminisce about their recent adventure at Latitude Festival and play clips from their time there with the hope to remember just what exactly happened. They argue over who forgot to bring the right props, the quality of food served at the festivals, the price of said food, the incredible heat, climbing trees when drunk, losing mobile phones, being inches away from dangling penises, the state of festival toilets, carefully constructing sentences, the marvels of technology, wi-fi hotspots and much much less... It bears mentioning that NOT ONCE do they talk about the cultural aspects of one of the UK's greatest music and arts festivals. It was THAT kind of festival. Paul and Eli would like to thank the following people for helping make their Latitude Festival experience so (barely) memorable. Mark Allen, Gavin Osbourne, Sarah Bennetto, The Story Beast, Richard Sandling, Matt Highton, Starbomb and Latitude Festival itself! So listen, enjoy, download, subscribe to "CheapShow" Follow us on Twitter @thecheapshowpod or @paulgannonshow or @elisnoid @ashfrith Visit our lovely website for more podcasts www.thecheapshow.co.uk If you want to get involved, email us at [email protected] And if you have to, join us on Facebook - just look for "The CheapShow"! If you like what you hear, please spread the word! Like, share, comment... all that jazz! Subscribe to us on Stitcher or iTunes and get fortnightly fun WARNING *Show contains strong language and adult material

Special Guest Justin Panks In episode 7 on the good ship CheapShow, the boys go back to basics with a lean, mean, keen show. Paul tries to get the interest in local businesses for sponsorship and can only find Carl's Burger and Jason's Doner-Van. Eli explains once again about how special his education was and how wasted on him it was. Justin Panks is made to choose between a milky nightmare and a Freudian one! The Price of Shite takes in 3 items of unusual quality - A book, a decision maker and a dodgy copy of 1970s comedians. And in Cheap Eats, the boys go back to the Japanese well to look at a selection of fishy food and green tea candy made by a seemingly universally hated confectionery company. Once again, it seems what started as a simple show soon devolves into the usual collection of slurs and empty threats! "That's CheapShow!" So listen, enjoy, download, subscribe to "CheapShow" Follow us on Twitter @thecheapshowpod or @paulgannonshow or @elisnoid @ashfrith Visit our lovely website for more podcasts www.thecheapshow.co.uk If you want to get involved, email us at [email protected] And if you have to, join us on Facebook - just look for "The CheapShow"! If you like what you hear, please spread the word! Like, share, comment... all that jazz! Subscribe to us on Stitcher or iTunes and get fortnightly geeky fun WARNING *Show contains strong language and adult material

Special Guest Eggsy (from Goldie Lookin Chain) It's time again for CheapShow to wander blindly into the world of the supernatural and pray they escape with their lives with a horror special! This week the boys over use the spooky sound effects and ghostly music to bring you a show jammed packed with Halloween Goodness.... HOWL in despair as Paul rolls off more of his purifying puns! SCREAM as Eli tells a tale of vampire seductresses! GROAN with anguish with Ash Frith's tall tales of terror. SHRIEK as our special guest, Eggsy (from that Welsh Rap band you like) has to referee the world's whitest rap battle about Les Dennis. GASP with surprise as The Hadron Gospel Hour podcast interrupts the show to save all the universes! WHISPER in fear as Eli creates his own monster using Paul's face and £5 of horror make up. WAIL with fear as Eli gets possessed by the spirit of another long dead 80's comedian. CRY for your sins as all the lads chow down on a disgusting selection of "Trick R Treat" candy. And SQUEAL until you pass out as Eli's Top 3 Horror Movies discussion comes to another verbally violent conclusion! So turn out the lights, draw a candle close and pray that listening to our Halloween special is the only thing keeping you alive for one more night... Follow us on Twitter @thecheapshowpod or @paulgannonshow or @elisnoid @ashfrith Visit our lovely website for more podcasts at www.geekatorium.net as well as find out when YOU can come to our next recording. And another BIG THANK YOU to our friends at The Hadron Gospel Hour Podcast for their awesome cameo appearance! Check them out at www.hadrongospelhour.com/ If you want to get involved, email us at [email protected] And if you have to, join us on Facebook - just look for "The CheapShow" or "The Geekatorium"! If you like what you hear, please spread the word! Like, share, comment... all that jazz! Subscribe to us on Stitcher or iTunes and get weekly geeky fun WARNING *Show contains strong language and adult material

Special Guest Rob Deb In this month's money saving episode... Paul sprays energy drink out of his nose Eli complains about idiot requests as a DJ Ash delivers a long list of moronic money saving tips Rob Deb vies for Old Comedian of the Year The Price of Shite game may contain peppers ...And the chaps all decide to see who can suck the most sour candy of them all! It's another joyous, anarchic podcast celebrating the very best of the very worst! So listen, enjoy, download, subscribe to "The Geekatorium" Follow us on Twitter @thecheapshowpod or @paulgannonshow or @elisnoid @ashfrith or follow our guest Rob Deb @RobDeb Visit our lovely website for more podcasts www.thecheapshow.co.uk If you want to get involved, email us at [email protected] And if you have to, join us on Facebook - just look for "The Cheap Show"! If you like what you hear, please spread the word! Like, share, comment... all that jazz! Subscribe to us on Stitcher or iTunes and get fortnightly geeky fun WARNING *Show contains strong language and adult material

Special Guest: Stuart Ashens! It was destined to be... CheapShow Vs Ashens! In our fabulous 4th episode, Paul and Eli put their guest through the following trials... Paul decides to update board games to make them edgier. Eli tells a tall tale about his sudden interest in Marine Biology... and time travel. Ashen is put through yet another bloody awful interview, tackling such topics as darkest thoughts, taxidermy ducks and dirty old hot dogs. Paul plays a game with Eli and Ashens that involves the world's deadliest toys. Find out what E.T's finger and a Dora the Explorer Aqua Pet have in common. Ashens and Paul find out a bit too much about Eli's hatred of the song "Old MacDonald Has A Farm" Ashens turns the tables and forced Eli and Paul to taste his own choice of terrible Candy. Eli brings "Sponch" into the world. Find out who is "A Poet of The Stupid" And finally bear witness to another of Eli's apocalyptic Top 3 discussions. This week, we tackle TOP 3 TOYS! ...and find out why, as a child, Paul's fingers smelled like they have been stuck up his bum... Watch an exclusive clip from the show on our "Cheap Show" YouTube channel www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_rtEatVfaA Listen, enjoy, download, subscribe to "The Geekatorium" Follow us on Twitter @thegeekatorium or @paulgannonshow or @elisnoid @thecheapshowpod & @ashens Visit our lovely website for more podcasts www.thecheapshow.co.uk and dates for future shows! If you want to get involved, email us at [email protected] And if you have to, join us on Facebook - just look for "CheapShow"! If you like what you hear, please spread the word! Like, share, comment... all that jazz! Subscribe to us on Stitcher or iTunes and get weekly geeky fun WARNING *Show contains strong language and adult material

Special Guest Bec Hill CheapShow Episode 3 is another instalment of the bargain basement podcast that celebrates the very best of the worst In this episode... Eli calls Paul a down on his luck IT salesman and Paul calls Eli an inside out Danny DeVito. Eli thinks he has the ultimate solution for all these leaked nude pictures. Paul and Ash Frith give us dire warnings about our own phone misadventures. The boys answers the age old questions, "What is worse... Incessant uncontrollable orgasms or over sized testicles?" Very special guest Bec Hill gets put through the wringer thanks to a very peculiar set of inappropriate questions from Eli. Eli picks probably one of the very worst singles ever for his vinyl selection and one that ends quickly... but not quickly enough. The boys introduce a new segment called the Price of Shite - which is like a charity shop version of Antiques Roadshow... But that quickly goes off the rails and eventually leads to Ash and Bec creating, mid show, their own spin off show where the hosts are lovely and nice to each other! Can You Imagine That??!?! Eli has a brief Pop Up Pirate make over. Eli and Paul are charged with creating an advert for Camden Town, which doesn't go well and leads to a hilarious and yet shocking confession from Bec! The highlight of the show is the "Jelly Belly BeanBoozled Challenge" where Paul, Eli and the rest of the packed Camden crowd take on a jelly bean eating competition where no one knows what nice or nasty flavour they are putting in their mouths... but quickly learn to regret it... However it's Eli to takes the brunt of the misery. Finally, Eli throws his weight around on the topic of Fizzy Drinks. He may be wrong, but he really doesn't care! Dare you listen? Should you listen? We'd like you to listen! So listen! Follow us on Twitter @thegeekatorium or @paulgannonshow or @elisnoid @ashfrith @thecheapshowpod Visit our lovely website for more podcasts (now inc. "Richard Sandling's Perfect Movie") at www.geekatorium.net as well as find out when YOU can come to our next recording. If you want to get involved, email us at [email protected] And if you have to, join us on Facebook - just look for "The Geekatorium" or "CheapShow"! If you like what you hear, please spread the word! Like, share, comment... all that jazz! Subscribe to us on Stitcher or iTunes and get weekly geeky fun WARNING *Show contains strong language and adult material

It's CheapShow Episode 2, celebrating the best of the worst... ...Performed in front of a PACKED house at The Camden Head Pub, London, Paul Gannon and Eli Silverman inflict their own brand of improvised economy comedy in their (loosely) Easter themed episode! In this week's mighty episode... Paul tries to marry the world of classic horror and classic literature together for profitable gain, explains how his young life was ruined by looking like the Milky Bar Kid, tries to explain different types of penis to the audience, pretends to be Daddy at feeding time, attempts to bring peace and calm to the world with his new relaxation tape and discovers that no one cares about his nuts... Meanwhile... Eli gives more blunt opinions on the week's news, wants to spank women and drink vodka for Easter, gets pissed off with Gingerbread, tells us one too many stories about his vomiting adventures, gets fed like a big hairy baby, admits to sucking off tramps, has a piss poor Tales from the Dance Floor story to tell and considers his opinions on nuts the most authoritative in the world. It's just another uncatagorisable comedy show! Warning: This show contains strong language Email us your stories and suggestions to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @thegeekatorium @thecheapshowpod You can even WATCH an awesome video clip of the show: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyzGaOwx0Vo on our new YouTube Channel - with reviews, clips and oddities

Special Guest: Brian Wecht (Ninja Sex Party, Starbomb) The Cheap Show is HERE! A show that mixes stand up, chat show and game show and celebrates the very best of the very worst... The UK's economy comedy podcast …Paul asks the mega mind of guest Brian Wecht @bwecht possibly the most stupid question ever Ash forces the team stuff their mouths full of cream crackers and make a mess Brian discovers the joy of the Stylophone Paul performs a magic trick in this week’s "Price of Shite" game Ash has his Paul Daniel’s anecdote sensibly censored! Cheap Eats is an American Food “special” Who will win? Timmy Mallet and Dusty Bin in a pop music face off? Eli forces his pickled sausage down your throat… …and Virgil Howe, from Little Barrie, eats what Paul won’t. ...And see if you can listen to the moment we go from Stereo FM to MONO AM... (Sorry) It's like the old episodes, but new! So listen, enjoy, download, subscribe to "The Geekatorium" Follow us on Twitter @thecheapshowpod or @paulgannonshow or @elisnoid @ashfrith or follow our guest Brian Wecht at www.ninjasexparty.com or @bwecht If you want to get involved, email us at [email protected] @thecheapshowpod And if you have to, join us on Facebook - just look for "The Geekatorium" or "The Cheap Show"! If you like what you hear, please spread the word! Like, share, comment... all that jazz! Subscribe to us on Stitcher or iTunes and get fortnightly fun WARNING *Show contains strong language and adult material