Chatabix

Time for some more of your emails. And this week, we have messages about a disappointing Deftones quip, a disgraceful affair in the 90’s, a lot of ladies fancying Joe Wilkinson, a meatball recipe enquiry, filling time at Delhi airport, a very impressive Chewbacca impression and the birth of a potential new Chatabix section - Fix My Quip. Happy Friday! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Picking up from yesterdays’s episode, David grills Joe about his Cokey Z relapse, they do some research into which food and drinks are healthy (and which aren’t), Joe suggests a new format idea for the pod and they rather ambitiously ask ChatGPT to come up with a thousand name suggestions for it - spoiler alert, it refuses. One of their favourites from the ten it does manage to come up with is ‘Only Me Then’ - but you’ll have to listen to find out what the idea is. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠ Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David’s been to see the brilliant Alex Lowe performing as Clinton Baptiste at the Brighton Dome, which he absolutely loved. But the whole evening got David thinking about how bad a live Chatabix show would be in comparison. So once again, him and Joe spend much of the episode talking themselves out of ever doing a live tour of the pod. They also announce Chatabix’s new Patreon-only series ‘Lose Two Stone’ and Joe reveals he’s stared drinking his beloved Coke Zero again. With so much to discuss, they decide to make it double bubble episode - part 2 coming tomorrow… FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David’s been listening back to a recent episode of the pod where they talked about a live ‘Ladies Night’ show of Our Little Systems - and found himself utterly unbearable. Despite having fun at the time, he now thinks he came across as very pleased with himself indeed and wants to analyse the episode with Joe to work out where it all went wrong. And it turns out Joe’s not too impressed with his behaviour either. So prepare yourself for quite a bit of uncomfortable squirming and self-loathing. Classic Chatabix. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠YouTube⁠ ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠Patreon⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another episode randomly selected from the Chatabix archives. And in this one, we talked about Dermot, crap jobs, being ignored, and magicians / golfers. First posted on 31st March 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s selection of slightly baffling emails from the Chatabix Mailbag, there’s a picture of Joe with Joe Mahler, some celebrity holiday spots, a telling off story, Peter Andre’s brother, Helen Mirren’s bath, Chris Eubank’s phone number and a missing gall bladder. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We kick off today’s show with a debrief about yesterday’s trip to the Crawley Industrial Estate - which Joe absolutely loved. But it did make David realise how much of his time working there he spent daydreaming. And it turns out Joe did too, when he still had a full time job and was doing stand-up in the evenings. Then they do some more reminiscing about their 20’s, find out if there are any warthogs in the UK and discuss the strange trend of Burlesque performers in comedy clubs. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠ Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David’s staying near Crawley for a few days, so he’s taking the opportunity to visit the industrial estate where he had quite a few jobs in his 20s and early 30s. It’s the perfect occasion for an ‘on-location’ episode, so he’s called Joe on Zoom to join him for the adventure. So get ready for a lovely little trip down memory lane - featuring none other than the A-Plant offices and a number of other important locations from Chatabix folklore. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s a very busy episode of chatting today and just a few of the subjects covered include - David being the main topic of conversation at Joe’s recent family meal, getting stressed talking about work, Joe’s frustrating encounter with a man who looked very ‘generically 55’, an Alan Titchmarsh gardening book, listening to pods while mowing the lawn, youthful daydreaming and Christian O’Connell living in Melbourne. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this old episode from way back in 2021 - we chat about the newspaper chairs on Russell Howard's Show, Beppe Di Marco, celebrities from Redhill and Joe our TV Reviewer lets us know what to watch. First posted on 5th November 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With so many One In A Million emails in the mailbag at the moment, David and Joe decide to dedicate the whole of today's show to them. So, there’s tales about a holiday park bingo win, an uncanny premonition, a rather confusing story about someone’s escape from an orgy, two tall celebrities and a superb cigarette catch at a concert. That really is, One In A Million! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David’s been staying in London again and last night went to an event where he drunk several glasses of wine and ate a total of 14 vol-au-vents. Swiftly followed by a grilled chicken wrap with chips when back at his hotel bar. So he’s full of regrets this morning and feeling guilty about over-eating. But never fear, Joe is here to calm his worries (well, sort of) and later in the show, they come up with a brilliant idea for a new weight loss podcast. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠ Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TV Joe is back with a brilliant new game of ‘Name That Tune’, ready to put David and Joe’s musical knowledge to the test. It’s also recently been TV Joe’s 40th birthday - so what better way to celebrate than with a hotly completed music based quiz. Needless to say, it’s one cracker of an episode - happy birthday Joe! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well listeners, today’s show is bit of a head-scratcher to explain. Suffice to say, David tells Joe about a handsome and very self-assured man that he recently saw at his local farm shop, which somehow leads to Joe telling David about his neighbour’s military-style camper van. Plus, they both analyse why Joe is so bad at being tidy and David convinces him to clean up his office. So, pretty much Chatabix business as usual really. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠YouTube⁠ ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠Patreon⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices