Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily

And just like that…it’s 2022! Lily returns from Nashville with COVID—and wild tales of natural wine conveyer belts, Miranda Lambert’s cantina and a bisexual mom Uber driver. Meanwhile in Mexico City, Steven attends a queer dinner fiesta, trawls for vintage Versace and enthusiastically embraces the role of DJ Booth Bitch. Then— you definitely don’t wanna miss the VIP Lounge on this one—Steven drops El Chapo tea, gets caught by club security with *******, and does a live virtual unboxing of Lily’s present to him from Kristin Cavallari’s store, Uncommon James. Calienté! Subscribe to our Patreon and get exclusive access to the VIP Lounge: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepod Please, please give us 5 Stars on Apple PodcastsSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get on your knees, ladies! Toxic gay Twitter frenemy Ben Mora joins our favorite Massholes for the world’s biggest celebrity—God—and his 1300 B.C. bestseller, The Bible. From everyone on the pod having COVID (God’s work) to which Bible characters are non-binary, Nazareth’s circumcision obsession, Noah’s red carpet, Lily and Ben’s Unitarian Universalist pasts and why God is a JAP—this is a journey of biblical proportions. Amen, brother. Plus! In the VIP Lounge—Christmas gift guides, the SATC reboot, and Alison Roman’s merch. Find Ben's offensive commentary on Twitter @ben_awareness, his shitposting on Instagram @benmoraa, buy his merch @number1funnyshirt, and listen to his podcast @seekinggderangementss Subscribe to our Patreon and get exclusive access to the VIP Lounge: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepod Please, please give us 5 Stars on Apple Podcasts Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sharpen your knives, assholes! The nasty gals of podcasting finally take on the original bad boy of cuisine, Anthony Bourdain, and his 2000 gamechanger “Kitchen Confidential.” From banging customers in the walk-in to why you shouldn’t order fish on Sunday, Lily’s dark secrets from working at Dimes to why soup is gay, this is the creme de la creme of culinary reporting. Don’t you dare fuck with my mise-en-place. Plus, in the VIP Lounge—Lily gets a cold sore, Morgan Wallen’s expensive concert tickets, and the peculiar shame of having a doorman. Subscribe to our Patreon and get exclusive access to the VIP Lounge: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepod Please, please give us 5 Stars on Apple Podcasts Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you even smoke, bro? Pack your most artisanal bong as Steven & Lily are joined by their BFF and noted Jewish suburbanite Daniel Fisher (aka DJ Physical Therapy) to discuss stoner icon Seth Rogen’s 2021 memoir “Yearbook.” From Bar Mitzvah money to forgetting someone’s Canadian, Seth’s Obama obsession to step-sister porn, this one’s a very hazy walk down memory lane. Pass that dutch! In this week's VIP Lounge — which you can hear a preview of at the end of this episode — the gals chop up the Mayor Pete documentary, and analyze a bevy of common first names with astonishing accuracy. Subscribe to our Patreon and get exclusive access to the VIP Lounge: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepod Please, please give us 5 Stars on Apple Podcasts Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Steven and Lily dip their toes into the art world with Peggy Guggenheim's memoir, "Out Of This Century: Confessions Of An Art Addict." Subscribe to our Patreon and receive exclusive access to Secret Segments & more! https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Club Kids! We're taking the week off but we'll be back next week with a brand new episode and secret segment! Enjoy the holiday! Subscribe to our Patreon and receive exclusive access to Secret Segments & more! https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyes Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Paging Freud! We dive deep with the original queen of daddy issues, Meghan McCain, and her wildly defensive memoir "Bad Republican." CBC lore: This is the only episode Lily and Steven listened to on audiobook together. Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week the gals get spooky with the actress and queen of horror, Elvira and her 2021 memoir, "Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark." Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The gals mix it up this week with global superstar Ricky Martin's 2013 children's book, Santiago the Dreamer in Land Among the Stars. Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The gals prepare for Lily's surgery by reading the most lesbian book possible: Olympic gold medalist, FIFA World Cup Champion, and known Hillary supporter Abby Wambach's 2016 memoir, "Forward." Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

More Drugs & Sex - and a guest! Steven & Lily are joined by the brilliant and hilarious downtown icon Lauren Servideo, to discuss rocker Anthony Kiedis's rowdy 2005 memoir, “Scar Tissue.” From Anthony's endless drug-fueled escapades to meeting the Dalai Lama, to sleeping with the same chicks as his dad, and many, many bi chicks, this one's a real trip. Follow Lauren Servideo: Instagram: @servideo Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey divas! Grab yourself some from champagne & Chipotle and settle in as Steven and Lily dive into dynamo actress and producer Vivica A. Fox's 2018 memoir, "'Every Day I'm Hustling." From tips on how to find an ideal man to girl-bossing with pharma reps at women's biz conferences, and even introducing sushi to Queen Latifa, this book (and podcast!) will make you want to change your life! Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's officially Christian Girl Autumn season Club Kids! The gals literally dig into reality TV villain and Nashville transplant girl boss Kristin Cavallari's 2020 cookbook, “True Comfort.” So grab an oat milk latte and saddled up to the nearest high top to enjoy the ASMR stylings of Steven and Lily slurping up a variety of Kristin's powdered dishes and pumpkin muffins. Don't blame us if you lose your appetite! Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tuberculosis, anyone? Fire up the History channel as the gals dive into the lengthy memoirs of our nation's 18th president, Civil War general and OG horse girl—Ulysses S. Grant. From ribald tavernkeeps on the Ohio river to the excessive formality of 19th century warfare, to why San Francisco gold miners were the original freelancers, we're leaving it all on the whiskey-soaked battlefield. Muskets not included. Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

To close out Fashion Week and Met Gala coverage, Steven and Lily revisit the fan favorite Segment Boots Series for "What Does She Wear?" and discuss the sartorial choices of Covid-19 superstar Tony Fauci, fellow Monica impersonator Beanie Feldstein, serial killer Jack The Ripper, indie guy that wears Bulls stuff Jonah Hill, and many more! Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The gals recap their summer adventures and reveal all the juicy details from their time away from the mics. From the American lesbian's Rhode Island motel bed bugs and merch purchases, to the study abroad gay guy's consensual black eye in Marseille, this one is a must listen! Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing Compares to this episode! Steven and Lily drift in and out of Irish accents as they discuss Irish singer-songwriter Sinead O'Connor's 2021 memoir, “Rememberings.” From her troubled childhood to the SNL cancellation scoop, her ability to see into people's interiors and insane religious journey, you'll be a guaranteed enemy of the pod if you skip this one! Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome back ladies! This week we’re traveling back in CBC history to a very special episode: the first ever recording of the podcast with the most B-list actress on the planet, Teri Hatcher and her 2006 memoir, “Burnt Toast: And Other Philosophies of Life.” From Teri’s insane cross country road trip post divorce to spiraling over her Christmas goose, you won’t want to miss this defining text of the Steven and Lily universe! Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

StraightioLab is an intellectual podcast where smart comedians George Civeris and Sam Taggart unpack the rich, multi-colored tapestry of straight culture. In this episode, Mitra Jouhari joins the boys to dive into Victoria's Secret and ask, can alternative comedians perform at a fashion show? Can a baby be anti-intellectual? And finally, what words are IN and what words are OUT for 2021? The answers may surprise you...Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grab a Slimfast and settle into a big denim couch because this episode is a real rollercoaster! Steven and Lily dive into comedian and talk show icon Rosie O'Donnell's 2002 mystery memoir "Find Me." From her days as the 90s queen of daytime to opening up her very own adoption agency, to the very strange late night phone calls with strangers - this ends up being a nutty tale of mistaken identities that may or may not exist. Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cue poetry snaps! The gals get back to basics with Alaskan icon and singer songwriter Jewel's 1998 poetry memoir, "A Night Without Armor." Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ring ring! The gals answer your burning hot voicemails for the second time in Celebrity Book Club history. Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ring ring! The gals answer your burning hot voicemails for the first time in Celebrity Book Club history. Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Move over books - it’s foodie week! In the very first edition of the Segment Boots Series, the gals discuss the eating habits of Guy Fieri, Joan Didion, Lin-Manuel Miranda, and more! Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grab your sunglasses! The gals are headed to the Grammy's after-party! Steven & Lily cake toss their way into DJ, producer, label head, and fashion designer Steve Aoki's 2019 memoir, "Blue: The Color of Noise." From his Christian hardcore and Pickle Patch roots to the genesis of the cake tossing, to literally just talking about the color blue, you won't want to get stuck at the club door for this one! Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grab your salt shakers! Steven and Lily saddle up to the bar with award-winning restauranteur Danny Meyer's 2006 memoir slash modern day service industry bible, "Setting The Table: The Transforming Power of Hospitality in Business." From his very own Enlightened Hospitality tips, his disordered childhood eating habits to meeting your lover while working in a restaurant, this one's a full course meal. Don't be late to your reservation. Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The gals cuddle up with the funniest woman in America and notable toxic lesbian, Ellen DeGeneres’s 2015 design coffee table book “Home.” From design tips to an addiction to Jean Prouve furniture and even keeping Portia locked up in the art barn - you’d be a fool to miss this one! Have your checkbooks ready! Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Actress and host of the sizzling Red Scare podcast Dasha Nekrasova joins us for PR ice queen Kelly Cutrone’s 2010 memoir “If You Have to Cry, Go Outside: And Other Things Your Mother Never Told You.” From the halcyon days of Steve Madden’s New York, to charming the pants off iPad door girls, and finding God in a live/work space, this one’s a very public affair. Are you on the list? Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is beauty, really? The gals are joined by fellow comedian, wellness maven & host of the groundbreaking POOG podcast, Jacqueline Novak, to discuss Hollywood siren Elizabeth Taylor’s outrageous 1987 memoir-cum-diet book “Elizabeth Takes Off.” From snacking on scooped salmon in grapefruit peel bowls as a senator’s wife, to downing chocolate martinis in Marfa, and her shockingly simple recipes for tomato dip and BBQ squab, join us for a journey through time, weight, sex and solidarity with our fellow woman. Click! Follow Jacqueline: IG: @jacnov or @goykshow For tickets to Jacqueline's show and touring announcements, visit GetOnYourKneesShow.com and sign up for the mailing list. GET ON YOUR KNEES is a high-brow show about blow jobs. Novak spins her material on the femininity of the penis and the stoicism of the vulva into an unexpectedly philosophical show that’s part feminist outcry, part coming-of-age tale of triumph. Ira Glass calls it a “nearly Talmudic dissection of a subject. Really funny and just really like nothing else.” Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our favorite best friends Steven and Lily dive into yet another Canadian twin book: brothers Drew & Jonathan Scott’s 2017 memoir, “It Takes Two: Our Story.” From their early odd jobs of selling hangers and rape alarms, to Jonathan’s obsession with handbags and buying Scottish Swords - you’d be a fool to miss this open house! Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Order in the court! Our nascent legal eagles approach the bench for OJ’s lawyer himself, Johnnie Cochran, and his 1996 memoir, “Journey to Justice.” Uncover if Lily and Steven think OJ really did it, contaminate evidence with Bill Cosby, and strap on your gloves for a tour of Cochran’s decadent supper club—this jury is definitely hung. Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drugs! Sex! Political intrigue! Finding crack in Nashville! Steven & Lily are joined by infamous writer and NYC socialite, Cat Marnell, to discuss Hunter Biden’s dramatic 2021 memoir, “Beautiful Things.” From Hunter’s drug-fueled visions of owls in the desert, to sleeping with his dead brother’s widow, and Senate sauna tales with Daddy Biden, this one’s a real trip. Crush up some ******* and give the secret service the night off. Follow Cat Marnell: Twitter: @Cat_Marnell Instagram: @cat_marnell Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/catmarnell Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyes Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CBC RAW is coming to you live from the Bushwick-Ridgewood Amphitheater, where tonight's main event is an every [gender redacted] for themself battle between Steven "The Cock Johnson" Phillips-Horst, Lily "Babyface" Marotta, Bobby "The Who" Finger, and Lindsey "Guys' Girl" Weber. This fearsome foursome will be entering the squared circle to discuss WWE Superstars and twin sisters Brie & Nikki Bella’s 2020 memoir “Incomparable. From the twins' early years drop-kicking San Diego Hooters customers to hitting the finisher on landlocked sushi in Scottsdale, AZ ...and even the shocking revelation of a Greater Boston alliance... tonight is a must-see show! Follow Who? Weekly here! Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the 17th Annual Dental Buses for Tibet Gala! Tonight we honor the life of our dear founder, actress, and Nobel Peace prize winner, Sharon Stone, as we celebrate her 2021 memoir “The Beauty of Living Twice.” From rollerblading into a Woody Allen casting call to African pizza parties, and our intrepid hosts’ unflinching 9/11 memories, this evening will be impossible to forget. Have your checkbooks ready. Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You would look amazing in a floral button-down! Steven & Lily binge Queer Eye reboot host and fashion designer Tan France’s 2019 memoir “Naturally Tan.” From Tan’s toxic business relationships with Mormon Laurens in Salt Lake City to his retail job body count, and Steven & Lily’s formative teenage run-in with Carson Kressley at a Nantucket AIDS gala, we can guarantee Netflix won’t be asking “Are You Still Watching?” Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, sharks! Have you ever been listening to a podcast, and thought to yourself “why isn’t this about a horny real estate mogul?” Well, worry no more—because now there’s Celebrity Book Club: The Barbara Corcoran Episode. We’ve always loved celebrity memoirs, and after watching 12 seasons of Shark Tank, we hatched this crazy idea to read its sexiest host’s 2003 memoir “If You Don't Have Big Breasts, Put Ribbons on Your Pigtails: And Other Lessons I Learned from My Mom.” From serving small-chested coffee at a New Jersey diner, to taking Manhattan by storm in the Golden Age of lavender pantsuits, Barbara’s story is one we can all relate to. That’s why we’re asking for 1 hour of your time for 7% of our existing podcast catalogue. So sharks—who wants to join the club, and press play on this episode? Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyes Email: [email protected] the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Spirit is present. Steven and Lily cross over to the other side with Italian-American icon Theresa Caputo, aka the Long Island Medium, and her 2014 memoir, “There More To Life Than This.” From tripping on MSG to Theresa’s accidental indictment of neoliberalism, communing with the departed at a mid-tier pizza chain to Steven & Lily’s emotional encounters with their own dead loved ones, this is one *reading* you can’t miss. Bring tissues. Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let’s go girls! Steven & Lily hitch a ride to Nashville for country crossover icon Shania Twain’s 2011 tome “From This Moment On.” From an abusive childhood in rural Canada to her career as a lumberjill, Lily’s sister’s horse girl herstory and Shania’s spooky second act as the matron of a Nespresso-backed Swiss chateau—this one *will* impress you much. Boots not included. Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How big is your deck? Our resident copywriters present their scintillating PowerPoint on cocky British advertising tycoon David Ogilvy’s 1963 classic “Confessions of an Advertising Man.” From the Herbal Essences commercial that took Lily’s virginity to Steven spilling the tea on working for [redacted], and the best 7UP® activation money can buy—we’re drinking all the korporate koolaid. And remember, sex sells! Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Erin go bragh! In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, the girls crack open former Boston Celtics baller Kevin Garnett’s hot-off-the-presses 2021 dictionary-as-memoir “KG: A to Z: An Uncensored Encyclopedia of Life, Basketball, and Everything in Between.” From Uncut Gems to selvedge hems, Kobe steak to Kobe Bryant, this is a shamrock shake you don’t wanna miss—so raise a pint of Guinness and put your game face on. Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh, Canada! Our intrepid duo venture North of the border for Calgary-born indie lesbian twin rockers Tegan and Sara Quin’s 2019 memoir “High School.” From MTV to thrifting, Lily’s first kiss to Steven’s first blowjob, and the Blue Man Group-to-homosexuality pipeline—get ready for a deeply vulnerable journey of sex, sleepovers, and Sapphic rock. BYO maple syrup. Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take a seat, class. Steven and Lily continue their independent research project into straight culture with Aziz Ansari’s 2015 college paper/Tinder user manual “Modern Romance: An Investigation.” From taco trucks to Star Wars socks to Steven masturbating with a Keith Haring-branded fleshlight, get ready to swipe right until your thumbs bleed. Pencils down! Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you there God? It’s me, Celebrity Book Club. Steven & Lily say a prayer for non-secular songstress Jessica Simpson’s 2020 memoir “Open Book.” From her scandalous letters with Johnny Knoxville to launching a billion-dollar fashion merchandising empire, there’s a lot of Kohl’s licensed baggage to unpack here—including Lily’s fiery love/hate relationship with John Mayer. See you at the altar. Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyes Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grab a towel, honey! The pod gets steamy this week when Steven and Lily dive into Demi Moore’s 2019 memoir “Inside Out.” They cover every dripping wet detail from Demi and her wacky mom picking up guys in West Hollywood to her gritty New Mexico childhood and inventing the concept of a cougar by dating Ashton Kutcher. Skip the sauna this week because all you need is this episode! Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh, honey! Steven and Lily get in a bawdy time machine with actress Jenifer Lewis’s 2017 memoir, “The Mother of Black Hollywood: A Memoir.” From her humble beginnings skipping school with “Fat Jackie the town prostitute,” to banging bartenders on tour with Better Midler and her iconic dick rating system—this one’s a steamy cabaret. Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you guys okay to sit at the bar? This week, Steven and Lily sink their teeth into noted kitchen tyrant and Momofuku founder David Chang’s 2020 memoir, “Eat A Peach.” This one’s a 12-course tasting menu: from Chang claiming he invented the East Village, to his childhood golf prodigy past, and even Lily’s iconic first NYC job selling Christmas trees in Soho with Russian men. Apologies, our reservation system is currently down. Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyes Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Starbucks, honey! Steven and Lily enter the dark depths of Chasten Buttigieg’s 2020 cursed family newsletter masquerading as a memoir, “I Have Something To Tell You.” They ponder everything from the closeted behavior of Chasten putting a Bush bumper sticker on his car to his relentlessly boring 4-H tales and teacher applications. If you were once a green apron warrior slinging Venti triple pump mochas in the Midwest, go ahead and skip this book, but don’t skip this podcast! Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Buckle up, bitch! This episode’s got it all: sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll, fashion—and more sex. Steven and Lily revisit iconic supermodel Janice Dickinson’s 2002 memoir, “No Lifeguard On Duty.” From Janice’s incomparable body count to her carjacking a ferrari, and our duo’s favorite America’s Next Top Model takedowns, you’d be a fool to miss this one. Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyes Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Steven and Lily kick off Celebrity Book Club with rowdy tennis superstar Andre Agassi’s 2009 memoir, “Open.” From his surprising drug use to Las Vegas interior design, courting Brooke Shields via fax to doing your best work hungover—our intrepid BFFs leave it all on the court. Game on! Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.