CANCELLED

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom your dad's favourite movie star Adam Sandler. Known for his 'comedy' Mr Sandler has been behind some of the most successful and equally controversial movies of all time. From racist tropes, to general yelling, and hiring the same bunch of men over and over again, today we put Adam Sandler on trial and serve him with charges and sentences. But, is there a fit punishment for the man behind the movie Jack And Jill? (A crime against twins everywhere) THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Oscar-falling actress Jennifer Lawrence. The Hunger Games star, was the definition of a cool girl, and was universally loved... until she wasn't and then she disappeared. But J-Law is back, with her new movie, No Hard Feelings, so it's about time we examine her crimes including scratching her backside on a sacred rock, and falling over one too many times and assign charges and sentences. But do the sentences fit the crimes? Plus, we hear more of your lazy gewl stories. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we welcome into the Kancelled kourtroom momager and alleged kriminal Kris Jenner. From a talk show that flopped, to being behind almost every controversial kar-jenner decision this episode we charge Kris with being too much of a yes woman. But is Kris kriminally responsible of the questionable choices of her children? And is there a fit punishment for the woman who works harder than the devil? THE END BITSSubscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Madeline Joannou Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Edward Cullen... sorry we mean Robert Pattinson. Robert got his big career break in Harry Potter, and has spent the years since being named the sexiest man alive, making music, and regretting almost all of his life choices. From making up stories about dead clowns, to a weird music career and disrespecting the institution that is Twilight, today we assign charges and sentences. And we ask the question, is he a pathological liar or just a quirky, arty guy? You be the judge. THE END BITSSubscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Madeline Joannou Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we welcome into the Cancelled Courtroom...Ms Bella Hadid. She’s a model, obvious middle-child and has the perfect face according to science. (Excuse me science, but shouldn’t you be curing disease or something?) Bella’s crimes include lying about pizza, changing accents and cosplaying as poor. But with charges like those… do the sentences match the catwalk crimes? Plus, we have more lazy gewl stories! THE END BITSSubscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A heads up: We know pregnancy can be a really sensitive subject for people (very understandable), so if this episode isn't your vibe you can come back next week for regular programming. Today in the Cancelled courtroom we are doing things a little differently. We aren't trialing a celebrity for their crimes, instead we are cancelling what Jessie has described as a 'crime against humanity', that crime you ask... pregnancy! From the levels of yuck that Jessie walks us through in great detail, to the mountains of admin, and a condition called 'pregnancy nose', today we hear it all and assign charges and sentences. But do we have any leg to stand on given what the spotted hyena has to endure? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. THE END BITSSubscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we welcome an entire TV show into the Cancelled courtroom, 7th Heaven aka the Bible re-written for Fox 8. So whether you sat through the random marathons on Saturdays or have never watched an episode we are here to prove to you how truly cooked this show was, and of course assign charges and sentences. And we ask some very important questions like should a teenager go to jail over stealing a single drinking glass? Should a child be suspended for simply sticking up their rude finger? Or is it even possible for three different members of the same family to have twins at the exact same time? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories! THE END BITSSubscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we welcome into the Cancelled Courtroom... Mr Ben Affleck. He's an actor, father, sad boi and owner of a very questionable back tattoo (it's been described as a 'phoenix rising from the butthole'). If you were one of the lovely people who made it to our Sydney live show, you will have heard parts of this story before... but since most of what we do is not planned #lazygewls, it's going to feel like a new episode. Ben's crimes include - making superhero movies and hating them, being not very nice to Jennifers and wearing a towel too high. But with charges like those... do the sentences fit the crimes? THE END BITSSubscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is the story of a woman who side-chicked too close to the sun. Welcome Queen Cam Cam to the Cancelled courtroom. Dust off your royal robes, but not your tiaras (because just like the coronation this is a lowkey event) while we judge Camilla on crimes such as being bad at cheatin', owning a pool in a country that is too cold to have one, and bad phone sex etiquette. But, does the sentence meet the crime? Plus - we have more of your lazy gewl stories. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today’s episode, we’re talking about someone who seems uncancellable - Kate Middleton. Yes we know it's technically Princess Catherine, and no we don't care. From allegedly hunting a Prince, to wearing slutty nail polish, and coming from the wrong kind of family we look at all the crimes this royal lass has committed. But do the sentences fit the crimes? Plus, we hear more of your lazy gewl stories. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's coronation time, and that means we're bringing back one of our favourite episodes, the cancellation of King (Prince) Charles. This weekend might be one of celebration, pomp and pageantry but this 74 year old has done a lot of (bloody) things and we need to talk about them again. From a hobby as boring as watercolours, to THAT phone call, and terrible break dancing, we look at all the crimes, and assign sentences. But are they fitting for the new King? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, creator of the modern tabloid and absolutely not the inspiration behind HBO's hit TV show Succession! This episode is long, because Rupert has done so much, most of it not great (allegedly, cause this is a courtroom). We dive into the marriages, poor social media use, and all the ways he is just like Logan Roy from Succession. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Demi Lovato is many things, an actor, singer, and a defender of aliens, ghosts and turkeys (sometimes). This episode we investigate her silly number of internet feuds, her obsession with “star people” and if they were potentially responsible for the downfall of frozen yoghurt. And, we ask the question: is being chronically online a crime? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories! THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When people are found guilty of crimes, they are sentenced and serve some sort of punishment and that's the end of the story... right? WRONG! At least not here in the Cancelled courtroom, especially not for Gwyneth "bone broth is an entire meal" Paltrow. This week we put Gwynny on trial again, this time for some dangerous eating habits, skiing (kinda) and also for the historic crime of being mean to Winona Ryder. But, is the sentence tough enough to stop her perfect goopy face from ending up in court for a third time? Plus more of your lazy gewl stories! THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Time to practise that curtsy, there is royalty(ish) in the Cancelled courtroom this week, enter Meghan Markle (again). This is our third episode on Meghan and this time we look at the documentary, the podcast, the ongoing drama with titles and the upcoming coronation. And this episode leaves us with one burning question: is Meghan really a criminal or is she just really earnest? Plus more of your lazy gewl stories! THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode we deep dive into the world of Bridget Jones. It's not often a woman so far out of her prime gets the spotlight (she's 32 for gods sake), but it's important we unpack this problematic cinematic masterpiece. From harassment in the workplace, to disordered eating and grown men brawling in the street this episode has it all. But who is really at fault? And does the sentence fit the crime? Plus we get more of your hilarious lazy gewl stories. THE END BITS Clare's got a brand new podcast - listen to But Are You Happy? here Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Submit your lazy gewl stories and reviews here: [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom actor, father, mid-week aggressor and accidental exhibitionist Orlando Bloom. The English actor is best known for his roles in two of the biggest movie franchises of all time, and the paddle-boarding saga of 2016. (If you know, you know) And, while fighting and public nudity are real crimes for a real court, his bizarre daily routine and obsession with cows screams Cancelled courtroom. Plus we get more of your hilarious lazy gewl stories. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Submit your lazy gewl stories and reviews here: [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Nicola Peltz Beckham. In case you're not familiar, Nicola is the wife of Brooky Beckham (friend of the Cancelled courtroom), an actual legit billionaire, and she has been at the centre of the most confusing wedding saga of all time. This episode we break down the wedding dress drama and all the tea behind the scenes, all those weird interviews, and Hollywood house of horrors rumour levelled against her... allegedly! But, do the charges fit the crime? What exactly is a hedge fund? And how much really is a billion dollars? Plus we hear more of your lazy gewl stories, including one from Jessie's own unborn lazy gewl! THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Selena Gomez is someone who's name has been mentioned a number of times in the Cancelled courtroom, and this episode she finally gets her day in... court? This singer, actor, producer and business woman is about the furthest thing from a lazy gewl but she has certainly landed herself in some hot water over the years. This episode we finally talk about the kidney, her new documentary and we (try to) get to the bottom of her recent beef with friend of the Cancelled courtroom Kylie Jenner, and Mally's step mom Hailey Bieber. Plus we hear more of your lazy gewl stories! THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Madeline Joannou Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is part two of Lindsay Lohan's time in the Cancelled courtroom and in this episode things really escalate. We really cover all bases like the time she tried to kidnap a child off the streets of Moscow, her super hot takes she shares on her socials including renaming a hurricane, and her latest Christmas movie which was both a lot and not enough at the same time. And, we deliver Lindsay's charges and sentences - but did we get it right? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, Lindsay Dee Lohan, actress, former party-girl and collector of accents that are not hers. This episode is actually a two parter, which only became clear when researching just how many 'crimes' LiLo has committed over the years. And we aren't talking about real crimes like drink driving, we mean adopting random accents, her questionable work ethic and her feuds with other celebrities for apparent no reason. This episode also poses the question: how many spray tans a day is too many? And what is a fit punishment for that sort of crime? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Rhiannon Mooney Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today in the Cancelled (Lazy Gewl) courtroom we welcome the final Kardashian/Jenner sister, Kylie Jenner. This episode we explore charges including: being a bad tipper despite claiming to be a billionaire, using a private jet for a 17 minute flight, and her controversial baby name that took way too long to choose. We also unpack that time she tried to copyright the name Kylie, and why Kyly Clarke is our Kylie/Kyly of choice. But do you agree with our charges and sentences? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Prince William is many things: heir to the royal throne, father of three and owner of a head that is going bald... alarmingly. This episode we look at very serious crimes such as, waiting too long to propose, alleged cheating scandals, and being a cwranky boi (like father like son). But is our sentence fit for a Prince? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ariana Grande is many things: an incredible vocalist, a successful business woman and the kind of woman who's party trick would be fitting into a really small cupboard just to prove how tiny she is. This episode we delve into a range of (alleged) crimes including storming out of a Sydney photoshoot, a very unfortunate tattoo and perhaps worst of all, the disrespect of innocent donuts. But does the sentence fit the crimes? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some say the role of Australian Cricket Captain is second only to the Prime Minister, so when former cricket captain Michael Clarke was seen shirtless, yelling obscenities in a Noosa park it made headlines. From rumours of flushing a ring down a toilet, to being a bit of a crwanky boi with his teammates, it's Michael Clarke's turn to be trialed in the Cancelled Courtroom. But do you agree with the charges and sentences? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First a heads up: Mamamia only refers to January 26th by its date, to acknowledge that it is not a day of celebration for all Australians. To hear about January 26th from a First Nations perspective listen to Allira Potter's chat with artist Rachael Sarra on Fill My Cup here.And if you would like to learn more about what to do on January 26th if you're an ally, listen to Allira Potter’s Fill My Cup conversation with Megan Waters here. Now, on today's episode we are looking at Prince Harry part two, to ask the question is strip billiards really a game? Can you really blame someone else for you wearing a racist costume? And should you have better prepared the love of your life for the reality of living with your (royal) family? It's all in a days work for the Cancelled courtroom. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever frost-nipped your todger? Or broken a dog bowl in a fist fight with the future King of England? No you haven't and that's why you haven't written a memoir... Prince Harry on the other hand has got a lot to say. Today in the Cancelled courtroom it's we dissect The Spare, those interviews and the media circus around it, including Henry Charles Albert David's deepest secrets that no one asked for. And we ask ourselves; should it be illegal for a grown man to wear a leather necklace? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a special time of year in the Cancelled courtroom, because we are re-visiting some of our most controversial defendants. But, has the accused learnt from their mistakes, and served their time or worse yet... re-offended? Today it's trial 2.0 for James Corden, TV host, star of way too many animal movies, and dreaded restaurant customer. And, while it looks like he's up to his old antics, can you cancel someone for a crime they've already served time for? (probably, remember this isn't a real court) THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a special time of year in the Cancelled courtroom, because we are re-visiting some of our most controversial defendants. But, has the accused learnt from their mistakes, and served their time or worse yet... re-offended? Bienvenido de nuevo a la sala del tribunal cancelado, señora Hilaria Baldwin... sorry, let's try that again!Welcome back to the Cancelled courtroom, Mrs Hilaria (Hillary) Baldwin, Spanish speaker, yoga teacher, mother of so many babies. This episode we revisit Hilaria's most heinous crime - pretending to be Spanish, and decide if working out in a denim jumpsuit is a punishable offence? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a special time of year in the Cancelled courtroom, because we are re-visiting some of our most controversial defendants. But, has the accused learnt from their mistakes, and served their time or worse yet... re-offended? Today, it's back to the Cancelled courtroom for one, Khloe Kardashian, and all the people around her we cancel along the way... *cough* Tristan. And while being cheated on isn't a crime, being terrible at photoshop and posting way too much spon-con feels like it should be. But is it enough to get Khloe sentenced again? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a special time of year in the Cancelled courtroom, because we are re-visiting some of our most controversial defendants. But, has the accused learnt from their mistakes, and served their time or worse yet... re-offended? Today it's back to the Cancelled courtroom for Lea Michele, Funny Girl, friend of Jonathon Groff and star of one of the internet's meanest rumours, and this episode we ask the question: "if you're talented enough can you really be Cancelled?" THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today in the Cancelled courtroom we revisit a Christmas classic. Is it still weird that two people can fall in love without speaking the same language? Should there have been lobsters in the nativity play? And does wearing wool and speaking mean a woman doesn’t deserve happiness? You decide! THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the 90’s Hugh Grant was the rom-com king but not all was as it seemed… It turns out the British actor wasn’t the bumbling yet adorable love interest we would see on scene, in fact he himself admits most of his costars despised him. This episode we ask the question, who really is Hugh Grant? We learn how a terrible movie lead to a string of bad decisions which saw him in ‘real court’. And why he has more in common with King (Prince) Charles than he realises! Do you think the sentences fit the (alleged) crimes, and when will you see the evidence? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leonardo DiCaprio is an American actor, film producer, environmentalist and champion prank-master. This episode we explore the highs and lows of Leo's career, including the movie he doesn't want you to see, with some slight detours due to Clare and Jessie's life long lusting over the movie star. But can the duo put their feelings aside, and give the king of the 'Pussy Posse' a fair trial? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hear ye, hear ye all good people, for today we are joined by royalty in the Cancelled courtroom. Clare and Jessie doth explore King Charles' indiscretions, from cheating on his wife, to his impact on sea creatures and his dirty talk that will leave you feeling dirty (and not in a good way). It's finally time to Cancel the head of the royal family - but do you agree with the charges and sentences? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Usually in the CANCELLED courtroom, Clare and Jessie present 'legitimate and unbiased' evidence, and come up with ‘fair and just’ charges and sentences for the plaintiff. But, not this time. You see the pair love Mariah Carey too much to give her a fair trial, in fact the charge and sentence section is basically an audio shrine to the icon / diva. So can the star of the (almost biographical) film Glitter come out of the CANCELLED courtroom unscathed? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some 15 year old's take a blurry photo on a fancy camera and call it a mistake, others call it a multi-million dollar Burberry campaign. Today in the CANCELLED Courtroom, Brooklyn Beckham, son of a Spice Girl and a sports star is put on trial, but do the charges fit the crimes? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Growing up online is hard, growing up online and in the public eye is even harder. But can we hold someone accountable for decisions they made before their frontal lobe developed? We can sure try. Today in the Cancelled Courtroom we unpack a woman with 'zero vibe' Hailey Rhode Bieber, including an alleged messy love triangle, offensive tweets, being a nepo-baby and a controversial skin care line. But do you agree with our charges and sentences? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, we finish the cross-examination of Ms Oprah Gale Winfrey, and if you haven't already, go and listen to part one to make sure you're up to speed. This episode we cover her terrible choices in friends (which includes two cockroaches), possible plot holes in her life story, and yes her wagon of fat. Court is officially in session. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oprah Gale Winfrey was the queen of day-time TV, bringing joy to millions right around the world. But when you spend decades gracing our screens you're bound to make some... questionable choices. Like the time she dedicated an entire episode to The Ninja Turtles, or finding her best friend Gayle's first boyfriend or interrogating a basketball star on his sexuality. Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, we begin the cross-examination of Ms Oprah Gale Winfrey and this is only part one! THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the early 90's Brad Pitt walked into the suburb of Hollywood and was hired on the spot because of his perfect face - allegedly. We don't examine actual crimes in the Cancelled Courtroom, we will leave the serious stuff up to the real courts. Instead in this episode we look at Brad Pit''s track record with relationships, natural disaster victims and now the super expensive skin-care line that no one asked for. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There aren't many things that we hate more than cheating in the Cancelled Courtroom, but bad cheating is one of them. This episode covers the recent controversy surrounding Adam Levine, and asks the question: is there such thing as a good sext? We also go back in time to dissect his beef with pilots, Lady Gaga and celebrity fragrances. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sometimes people get Cancelled for doing things that are, without a doubt, wrong. Other times people get Cancelled because they are a woman in Hollywood, but is that the case for Olivia Wilde? After bursting onto our screens as Alex in the OC, every move Olivia makes is now being put under the microscope of Harry Styles fans...how the hell did we get here? Today in the Cancelled Courtroom - Olivia Wilde villain or victim? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Rhiannon Mooney Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In 2010, Liam Payne was in the world's most popular and wholesome boyband, One Direction. 12 years on and one extended hiatus later, and it seems singer can't move on from his 'glory days'. From using several different accents (in the one sentence), to trashing old band mates, and doing dance moves that are burned into our brain (not by choice) Liam Payne is about to be Cancelled... but do you agree with our charges and sentences? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She's been labeled 'the least problematic' Kardashian, but Kourtney still has a long list of mishaps to answer for in the Kancelled Kourtroom. From an excessive number of weddings to a drummer she can't stop humping, to actual physical violence and being kind of rude to pretty much everyone, Kourtney's moment on the stand has arrived. Will she be cancelled? And what charges and sentences await her? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Producer: Emma Gillespie Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a different kind of 'Panic Room' for Kristen Stewart today. It's the Cancelled Courtroom. The divisive Twilight star is on trial facing Jessie and Clare's typically thorough, cut throat analysis. From a cheating scandal to some questionable comments on the gender pay gap and creative choices that continue to confuse many, what will be her charges and sentences? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Producer: Emma Gillespie Audio Producer: Rhiannon Mooney Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The most cancellable man of 2022 is taking the stand in the Cancelled Courtroom for crimes not even his 'Hustler's University' online course can save him from. From literal human trafficking to lying about being a trillionaire and an unfair loathing of people who drive electric cars and/or express basic human emotion, what will be his charges and sentences? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Producer: Emma Gillespie Audio Producer: Rhiannon Mooney Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beliebers be warned. It's time to prosecute the case of cancellation against Canada's prodigal son - Justin Bieber. The man who once peed in a bucket. From a very tumultuous 2013, crimes against a pet monkey and some interesting relationship and religious decisions, will Justin Bieber be cancelled? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Producer: Emma Gillespie Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's time for the Freshest of Princes to take the stand in the Cancelled courtroom. One on hand, Will Smith has proven himself to be a 'good to watch' kind of guy, with one specific moment from Hitched deeply ingrained in the psyche of one Clare Stephens. On the other, he seems to like doing slaps. And why do we know so much about his marriage? What charges and sentences await Will Smith? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Producer: Emma Gillespie Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Fifty Shades franchise: A successful but deeply flawed literary (if we can call it that) trilogy, immortalised in an on-screen adaptation Jamie Dornan refuses to regret. From negotiating the use of butt plugs to relationship red flags to crimes against the English language, Jessie and Clare debate the case of Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed. What charges and sentences await this terribly written but widely beloved, horny franchise? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Producer: Emma Gillespie Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.