Campaign: Skyjacks

Gable and Jonnit rush out of the Broker's office to chase the captain who concluded the negotiation by jumping out a fifth-story window. Travis flies desperately the other way to give his friends the tragic news about Dref. Before they can do anything more they must tell the crew and attend to their fallen friend. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Reference to eye trauma, mourning, death, lost loved one Dear Uhuru: References we don't understand probably. Pre-order my new book! Join Our Mailing List Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gable, Jonnit, and Travis interview more potential Uhuru Pirates. Unfortunately this batch includes a flat Speirer, a hunted doll, a talking pile of cats, and Daniel Tosh. CONTENT WARNING: Reference to science deniers, Haunted doll references if those freak you out, we mention Daniel Tosh who sucks but it's not really about him Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gable and Jonnit struggle to weigh the bids from parties interested in buying featherweave and the captain. Meanwhile, Dref and Travis are confronted by Tiberius Youngblood who appears to have a more personal interest in the Uhuru than the crew realized. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: An underage character orders a drink (but doe not drink), home invasion, violence, eye-based violence, death. Like serious death that goes beyond what we have done on the show so far. Hydrate and prepare to cry. Dear Uhuru: Nostalgia Pre-order my new book! Join Our Mailing List Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The thrilling conclusion to the race as the Uhuru Crew desperately tries to build up points in Aur Pióra. Once things wind down Gable and Jonnit prepare for their meeting with The Broker and potential buyers. Dref decides to hang back and study for The Show and Trevis helpfully offers to drink while he does it. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Violence, mild teasing, bird drinking Dear Uhuru: Jokes about all of the draining terrible stuff we see on twitter. Pre-order my new book! Join Our Mailing List Support Asians Represent in the Ennies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The race continues and Gable is here to pull off sick bird stunts, but they might have bitten off more than they can chew. Travis and Jonnit are eager to please the crowd as Dref and the rest of e crew work to cheat and subsequently cover up their cheating. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: More good clean bird racin' Dear Uhuru: Body image insuls (an an NPG has "big nasty muscles") Pre-order my new book! Join Our Mailing List Support Asians Represent in the Ennies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The race begins! Travis and Jonnit are confident in their birds and ready to impress. Meanwhile, Gable and Dref will do anything to see their idiot children succeed. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: We race birds in this one, I didn't see anything bad. Dear Uhuru: Reference to strokes Pre-order my new book! See Campaign Live 7/6! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Travis, Jonnit, and Gable head to the bird stables to rent a griffin for the race. While they're at the stables Gable finally meets up with Hildred Gastaur who wants to show her gratitude in a way they weren't expecting... CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Bird death (it's a different bird) Dear Uhuru: We mention Ethan Hawke Pre-order my new book! See Campaign Live 7/6! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While Dref studies in the hotel room like a good boy Jonnit, Gable, and Travis head to the black market to do some shopping and the reference desk for some snooping. Travis gets more than he bargained for and Gable tries to fight some natural urges. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Brief non-canonical mention of slavery Dear Uhuru: Reference to Lennie from Of Mice and Men (in terms of strength and animals) Pre-order my new book! See Campaign Live 7/6! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thanks to their bizarre contract with The Broker our heroes have just a day to prepare for the race which opens Aur Pióra. Can Dref help his companions: a charismatic idiot, a career layabout, and an actual child learn the obscenely complicated rules? Will Gable be able to condition Jonnit and Travis with a cross fit crash course? Who's got big piss energy? CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Brief mention of the possibility of underage drinking, bad (French?) accent Dear Uhuru: irresponsible HR policy Pre-order my new book! See Campaign Live 7/6! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew checks in to the unbelievably swanky hotel they got thanks to The Broker. Dref opts to say in and study for The Race. The rest of the crew spends their evening showing us some unique takes on "keeping a reasonably low profile." CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Reference to possible underage drinking, reference to cockfighting, extremely forward flirting Dear Uhuru: Dref gets cartoonishly high Sign up for the mailing list! Attend the live show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Evelyn rushes back to the ship to follow a hunch. Coincidentally Tryst is taking Sal in the same direction. Meanwhile, Pauku and Nicky struggle to wrestle a new part out of the paws of rats. Help Drew Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Skyjacks lose their ace negotiator to an ill-timed transformation when The Broker requests a night meeting. Unloading the stolen cargo may cost them more than expected. Unless, of course, they accept one simple condition... CONTENT NOTE Main Show: There is none listed for this episode CAST James D'Amato......... GM Tyler Davis.................. Jonnit Kessler Liz Anderson.............. Gable Johnny O'Mara.......... Travis Matagot John Partick Coan..... Dref Wormwood Casey Toney............... Editor Arne Parrott................ Music Join our mailing list! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pauku and Nicky flail at picking up a new heat sync after botching a simple mail delivery. Meanwhile, Tryst and Eve have both and easier and harder time with their mission moving illicit goods. Help Drew Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Weaving through the crowded streets of pre-festival Burza Nyth, Travis leads the Skyjacks to an old acquaintance. Relieving themselves of their woven wares is simple in theory. But don't count on simple when it comes to this crew. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Attempted physical violence, the threat of gun violence, overly long and self-indulgent guest interlude Post Show: Non-canonical incest mentioned Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pauku, Nicky, Tryst, Evelyn, and Lin arrive on a dusty rim moon to move some fish paste, mail, and illicit goods. Things don't go smooth. Help Drew Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Uhuru docks at a new port with hopes of selling the massive cache of feather weave they stole from The Civility. Burza Nyth is a free metropolis that entertains commerce from Red Feather, privateer, and corsair vessels alike. Of course, being welcome is not the same as being safe. CONTENT NOTE Main Show: Reference to hair relaxer Dear Uhuru: Sex jokes Post Show: Dick Spiders Join our mailing list! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Uhuru docks with Shankhill and is immediately placed on edge because they can't find anyone. While Gable, Jonnit, and Travis explore the town Dref tries to keep the crew calm while they speculate about what might have happened. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Ghost stories, drowning, dismemberment, drinking Join the Mailing list! Donate to Casey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hassadi is an agent of the Rebel Alliance! Binbon has to consider what this means for his burgeoning feelings. Jubna struggles with the rage over what he lost while he tries to protect his friend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With their assets out of the picture, Binbon and Jubna are forced to attend an Eyes-Wide-Shut-style sex party to complete the arms deal themselves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Binbon and Jubna begin their mission, but are they really suited to espionage? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Y'all liked Canto Bight right? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes have been rescued by childhood nightmare turned frenemy Jacinto Reth. What could Imperial Intelligence want with a former nightclub owner and low budget podracer assassin? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two years after their stay at the Surrex hotel Binbon and Jubna reconnect, but the circumstances could be better. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Uhuru sails for Shankhill as Dref tries to help gable establish their connection with the feather they have recently acquired. Jonnit and Travis work to settle into their new roles. Sailing is anything but smooth. CONTENT NOTE disorientation, vertigo, blood Join our mailing list! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Casey sent us a preview for the next episode of NeoScum! I don't know what our crossover audience is but I hope you enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Uhuru sets sail for a port where they can find supplies. Dref tries to help Gable grapple with hazy memories while Jonnit and Travis learn about their potential new responsibilities from Spit. Join our mailing list! Get some merch! CONTENT WARNING: Main show: Disorientation, vertigo, triggered memories. Dear Uhuru: Masturbation jokes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Travis attempts to win the crew a larger share of the featherweave they retrieved from The Civility. Dref sleeps while Gable notices something unusual about the captain. Meanwhile, the crew discusses what our heroes mean for the ship. CONTENT WARNING: Reference to underage drinking (no actual drinking but a mention that it happened in the past) Join the mailing list! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dref has to deal with Wendel's reaction to the procedure he performed while Wendel was unconscious. Tavis and Jonnit show Gable the feather they found and discover something nobody was expecting. CONTENT NOTE Some description of injuries, 46:30 extremely brief reference to underage drinking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dref attends to the desperately wounded Gable and Wendle. In doing so he learns a long-kept secret. Meanwhile, Tavis and Jonnit explore the plunder the took from The Civility. Jonnit as difficulty convincing his friend of the value of something they found. CONTENT NOTE Brief reference to dry heaving, description of wound treatment Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dref has to escape after making what we can all agree was a pretty spectacular mistake for him personally. Travis and Jonnit face an angry crew and a leap of faith. Gable, Wendell, and Nodoze fight for their lives against Fishhook. When all seems lost, Gable must reconcile with who they are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The battle continues as the sun starts to rise. Travis struggles to keep from falling out of the ship while he transforms leaving Jonnit to defend their plunder from Red Feather soldiers. Dref miscalculates what happens when you use a man to stop a machine, while Gable continues to cross swords with Franz Fishhook. CONTENT WARNING Main Show: Violence, gore, drowning Dear Uhuru: Description of a pustule. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gable's battle begins on the deck of The Civility as Jonnit and Travis work to move the cargo out of the bay doors, while Dref and the Captain try to sabotage the rudder. CONTENT WARNING Violence Strong Language Support our 2018 Patreon drive! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jonnit and Travis move to spike the cannons on the second level of The Civility, but with the crew sleeping they must take great pains to avoid being caught. Meanwhile, Gable and Dref make their way over for Gable's decidedly less subtle landing party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With plans laid, it's time for our crew to board The Civility. It's up to Jonnit and Travis to disable enemy cannons without being noticed. CONTENT WARNING Violence, Substance Use (minimal, fantasy) Support our 2018 Pareon Drive! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With the crew ready to take a risk by attacking The Civility, our heroes must put together a plan of attack. Even with the element of surprise a battle with such a large ship could be costly. CONTENT WARNING Reference to underage drinking 0:03:45-0:05:55 Support us on Patreon to help us go weekly again! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We learn something pretty significant about Travis and Dref gets grossed out. Jonnit and Gable try to convince the crew to agree to help them rob The Civility. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew negotiates with Sonja. They have to smooth over the captain's romantic transgressions and secure work for themselves all without letting everyone know he's dead. What they don't know is that working with Sonja might get them killed too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Meet the crew of The Uhuru, a Sky Ship under the banner of the notorious captain Orimar Vale! His name is feared by Red Feather captains and privateers alike. However, Jonnit Kessler, Travis Matagot, Dref Wormwood, and Gable share a secret about him that no one else knows... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fin(dar) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dear Mynock Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Only fools worship dead gods. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Of diplomacy and goop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys fight the final boss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Blue chases his goal of humiliating his political enemy, but in the process, he risks losing what he has with the people he loves most. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are forces in this world that we'll never understand. But we tell the stories none the less. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys begin a desperate fight for their lives and the freedom of the Verpine people as they begin their fight with Inquisitor Sadet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Those who fly outside the banner of the Red Feather aren't all they say. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Blue takes the Bluebird crew to a tailor so they can arrive at the Imperial Gala in style. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Mariner is no myth. I ain't seen him, but don't need to see to know what's real. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys re-infiltrate the Lode Mining corporation to prepare their trap for Inquisitor Sadet. They are surprised by the defenses awaiting them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices