Brooke and Jeffrey

One of our listeners claims they’ve discovered the GOLDEN pick-up line, hear what it is in a brand new Second Date Update podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a long-time nanny while she’s on vacation and introduce her to her clueless, unskilled and dangerous replacement: ALEXIS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most tragic dating life in our segment, Battle of the Tinder Dates!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke's husband's gift giving has some room to improve, Jose has a message for our young listeners, Alexis got tricked into talking about work on vacation, and Jeffrey saw some scandalous behavior from one of his co-hosts in public! It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're playing WIMBLEDON or WIMBLEDON'T!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, July 8th, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After something went awry at a kid’s birthday party ONE YEAR AGO something is STILL causing a rift… and we’re being asked to settle it with a brand new Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re having what has to be the most UNCOMFORTABLE conversation you could ever have with a guy about his elderly mother.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you stumble across some scandalous information... do you keep your mouth shut and mind your business or do you do what our listener did and pull something SNEAKY to expose what's really going on?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're playing "REAL JADEN or IMITATIN'?"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Monday, July 7th, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We sent Jose and Alexis to the biggest country music tour in the world right now...Jelly Roll AND Post Malone's concert to interview the fans!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners planned a first date to last 5 full days with a woman he had never even met before! We’ll hear what happened in your Second Date Update podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim always gets hit on by cougars at his restaurant job, so today Brooke is calling as a flirtatious forty-something who has her eyes on something OFF the menu, if you know what we mean…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's all CHOCOLATE Questions in Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Part 1 One of our listeners had a very awkward and puzzling fact about himself get exposed on the show, but is it an instant deal breaker? Part 2 The guy on the phone today might have set the world-record for “Quickest Time To Ruin A Date” and he did it in under a minute!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Friday, July 4th, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A company wide email was sent out the other day...And what was inside proved the higher ups in our company seriously DON'T trust us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Little mistakes are okay on a first date, but today's Second Date had one BIG mistake and we're hoping it didn't happen on purpose...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A listener asked us to prank his roommate who keeps bringing girls from Tinder to their apartment. So we’re calling from Tinder HQ to go over his hookup history!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the weirdest family secret you've ever found out? One woman has gone viral for shocking news she discovered about her father after years of not knowing the truth...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is trapping ferrets in your pants really considered a sport??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Thursday, July 3rd, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A professional employment recruiter shared a list of 3 things you should definitely lie about in an interview... Plus, there's a new TikTok challenge women are giving to the guys in their life...And we have audio of some ultimate fails!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners is having a CODE 9 emergency, which is why she stole her roommate's phone, and is now sitting in her car outside her apartment WAITING for us to help with some Textual Healing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know anyone in the neighborhood she’s moving to, so we’re introducing her to her first new friend: Trudy De Nudie, the world’s first and only nudist realtor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Masked Speaker did some sneaky detective work on a guy she found on Instagram... and her story is equal parts "AWWW" and "EGHHH." Hear it when she confesses in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a LAW & ORDER Shock Collar Question of the Day! Are these real laws or something we made up?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, July 2nd, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s SHOCKING to learn where the listener on the phone met a new love interest today, and it’s even more shocking that he somehow swung that interaction into a date! Hear the where, why and how coming up in your Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling a woman who's at work to tell her that because her boss is out of town, it’s now HER job to do “boss things” like firing Raymond.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke reached an important milestone with her kids, Jose accidentally pranked a homeless guy, Alexis nearly ruined Brooke's husband's precious lawn, and Jeffrey's new dog training techniques are raising some eyebrows... It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, July 1st, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there a way to BETRAY a friend… but POLITELY? One of our listeners wants to do that, but she has a good reason for it and wants our help with an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In order to honor one of his employee’s big work anniversary, one bar owner asked us to prank him and he helped us out by planting something strange in the bar’s lost & found box…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The listener on the phone today started his story with "You're probably ALL going to hate me for what I did".... Find out if he's right in a Masked Speaker!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are these REAL names of cities or completely MADE UP?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Monday, June 30th, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.