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This week we check in on whether or not Kayle can withstand Celtic Frost, with their 1985 album To Mega Therion.

This week the fellas talk about the other post-rock album by the name Departure Songs, this being the excellent 2013 album from Hammock!

The boys dive into some non-metal for the first time this march with the fantastic sophomore album from legendary proto-punk rockers The Stooges, 1970's Fun House!

The boys return a couple weeks late to finally talk about The Bestiary, the fantastic sophomore album from Brooklyn's CASTLE RAT!

Female February continues with the kick-ass Abyss Calls To Abyss from Italy's Skulld!

EDIT: The audio on this one got mangled to shit for some reason, editor Kayle flew through assembly and didn't even check. It's still intelligible though, so we're leaving this one up. Female February 2026 continues with an album we missed last year: The excellent Duél by Ukraine's Jinjer!

Female February starts with an album from Mexico's The Warning, Keep Me Fed from 2024!

The fellas wrap up Black Metal January 2026 with the beautiful Vigilance Perennial by Falls of Rauros.

Black Metal January continues with the fantastic Tales of Othertime by Denver's Stormkeep!

This week in Black Metal January, the boys listen to Hometown Heroes Ghost Bath, specifically their newest album Rose Thorn Necklace (2025)

The boys kick off 2026 and Black Metal January with the excellent Braiding The Stories by Gaahls Wyrd!

For the last episode of Death Metal December (and 2025), the boys listened to Lifeless Birth by Oakland's Necrot!

Happy Chuckmas everyone! This week the fellas listen to the final album from our lord and savior, Chuck Schuldiner: The Fragile Art of Existence by Control Denied.

For the second week of DEATH METAL DECEMBER, the boys head back to Finland circa 1993 for the frustratingly good Nespithe by Demilich.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S THE MOOOOOOOST WONDERFUL TIIIIIIIIME OF THE YEAAAAAAR! Death Metal December 2025 begins with the fantastic Sun Eater by Job For A Cowboy!

As we draw near to American Thanksgiving, the time has come to think on what you're thankful for. Us? We're thankful for... milk, apparently. And also this album, Love at First Sting by Scorpions!

This week, the boys listen to the brand new collab album from Bell Witch and Aerial Ruin, the excellent Stygian Bough Vol. II!

This week the fellas take a listen to the latest album from Swedish Melo-death titans Arch Enemy, 2025's Blood Dysnasty.

This week, the fellas listen to the brand new album from the Massachusetts-based The Acacia Strain, the positively excellent You Are Safe From God Here!

This week, the boys talk about Voivod's 1987 album Killing Technology... for about 5 minutes. Sorry.

This week the fellas finally dive into Lorna Shore's long awaited followup to 2022's excellent Pain Remains, the... somewhat less excellent I Feel The Everblack Festering Within Me from 2025.

Rush have recently announced they'll be touring once again, and this week the boys listened to one of their most iconic albums, 2112 from 1976!

The gloom and doom of fall are here in full swing! Or at least they ought to be, with the wonderfully goth death/doom sounds of the new album from Paradise Lost, Acension!

After non-metal September, the fellas head back into the Hevi this week with the shockingly good Dino-themed Finnish children's band Hevisaurus, and their 2010 album Hirmuliskojen Yo (Night of the Lizard)!

This Episode, the boys struggle to discuss the latest album from Lucy Dacus, Forever Is A Feeling. The album is fantastic, they're struggling because Kayle can hardly stay awake.

The time has come for this non-metal month to get... weird. So the fellas are giving The Residents' 1988 Elvis cover album, The King & Eye.

For our second album of this Non-Metal September, the boys give a listen to the self-titled debut album from American/Icelandic band Low Roar.

What do two white nerds from North Dakota think about one of the greatest albums of all time? Time to find out I guess, this week we're talking about Songs In The Key Of Life by Stevie Wonder!

We couldn't let summer 2025 come and go without some Dream Theater, with this summer's offering being 2016's behemoth of an album, The Astonishing.

It's been a bit, but this week the fellas finally head back to Brazil for Sepultura's 1996 landmark, Roots!