Britney's Gram

It's Britney, bitch. Tess and Babs make a haunting discovery about Sam's teeth, as well as Britney's love of skeleton keys and Home Goods aesthetics. She hits Atlantic City for some go-karts and we get a good ole-fashioned Pepsi endorsement. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lots of fun things this week, including some wisdom from a 4-year-old, selfies with the kids, and a deep dive into an interview with Sam about his transformation into Hot Guy. They are truly soulmates!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We took a week off, but that's alright because it left us with plenty of Brit posts to catch up on this week. There's a little bit of everything - a sunset, a pool selfie with Sam (hello pool choker), a video from tour rehearsal, a shoe meme, and some incredibly ugly shoes themselves. Just another week in the world of Brit and her gram! Also we step over to Jamie Lynn's feed to see paw-paw get some 5-second-rule birthday cupcakes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Discovery Channel has #SharkWeek, well, Britney has #Prankweek. This week's gram has got some classic Brit prank skits with her son, featuring the latest choker we've all come to know and love. Plus an amazing deep dive of an old post that shows up IRL in the classic "Rebel Just For Kicks" fashion video. We've got our sleuths working hard to bring you the latest in Britney's Gram conspiracies. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brit and Tess recap their sombrero adventure. Since there's no Brit posts this week, we head over to find her on sister Jamie Lynn's feed, and Jamie Lynn's husband Jamie's feed as well. So many Jamies. Also a great #tbt post of Britney's love of learning.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Britney is in Miami, and Babs and Tess hit the road in search of a sombrero that Britney posted from her favorite Mexican restaurant in Thousand Oaks. Do they find it in the parking lot of a strip mall? Listen to find out!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What a thrilling week on the gram! Brit hits us with a dirt courtyard and a scene from Pretty Woman, some mysterious backstage pics with backup dancers, a throwback to an SNL sketch paying unknown homage to current Britney, and some time with the boys. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brit loves pranks and she shows it this week with a #TBT that showcases maybe her best acting ever? She posts an old Vine and we question where she got it from - also some nearly identical selfies with the kids and the apples of knowledge. It's another Britney's Gram! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's been a dark week on the gram - could this be related to K-Fed bugging Brit for more child support? The gals analyze two old posts - a regram of tomatoes from Cameron Diaz with a cryptic inside joke and a meme that might go deeper than Brit realized. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week is all about hanging out with the kids, as Brit posts what appears to be a skit about the game tag, because it is most definitely not an actual game of tag. We get to see some more painting in the yard, and we talk about a new Britney musical coming to Broadway. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brit's hitting all the sweet spots this week - a fierce childhood #tbt, an incredible couple's workout with Sam that is for sure foreplay, double rainbow, a mysteriously hollandaise-free benedict, and a secret message hidden inside some emojis. Plus a breakdown of the pics of Sam and Brit out on the town. SO MUCH TO DISCUSS, as always. Follow us on twitter and insta @britneysgram. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's white bootie short season in Brit's house and what does that mean? Dancing, shorts, singing Moulin Rouge, and pics of dead butterflies, of course! Also what is the meaning behind a deleted flower emoji from last week? We "answer" this and more in this week's episode of Britney's Gram.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Georgea Brooks joins Babs and Tess to revive some jean shorts, and we think (too much) about the deets on Sam and Brit's sex life. Plus, a meaning behind all the roses and, well, a tiger. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our girl loves an awards show, and it shows! Hot off the GLAAD awards in a very tiny and very shiny dress, Brit has a fun week on the gram, full of dancing, singing, and Sam's abs. Also - is Brit sending a secret feminist message to her new niece via meme? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brit's gram has been dark for a whole week but that doesn't mean Tess and Babs don't have plenty to talk about. They discuss sister Jamie's and Sam's perchance for hawking items on their grams, as well as Britney's various homes over the years. A shocking revelation comes to Tess as she finds out Brit does not actually live in Calabasas. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's been a quiet week on the gram, so Tess and Babs take a deep dive (pun intended) into a favorite old post of Britney where she, well, twirls under a waterfall as only Brit can do. We also talk about Sam's April Fool's Day post and some more news about the conservatorship. Follow along with the posts and more at www.britneysgram.com We are on twitter and instagram @BritneysGram!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brit is feeling her #tbt self as we see some throwbacks to the 2002 Grammy Awards with Matthew Perry and his very weird tan. Then, we confirm that Brit is a "pile girl" as she shows off quite possibly the smallest pair of bootie shorts of all time. Follow us on twitter and instagram @BritneysGram and follow along with all the posts on our website, www.britneysgram.com ! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It seems as thought one of Britney's sons is filming her working out, and Babs and Tess have a lot of questions about this. Brit posts a questionable going-out pic, and a meme that shoots straight for Tess's heart. Tess and Babs reel back in horror when thinking of Brit drinking from a Keurig. Follow us on insta and twitter @Britneysgram!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Britney's celebrating #InternationalWomensDay with a lovely empowering meme followed by, what else, three separate photos of her at the 2001 Super Bowl. We wouldn't have it any other way. Follow us on instagram and twitter @britneysgram !See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's been a joyous week on the Instagram feed, barefoot tennis and little dresses are plentiful. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tess and Babs are joined by the hilarious Andie Bolt this week to discuss what we always discuss...Britney Spears' Instagram feed. Brit's rebounded from a dark text to accepting an award at the esteemed Hollywood Beauty Awards, which might as well be the Oscars to her kids. We also get a lovely rendition of "New York", koala filter and all. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brit is leaping and twirling for joy as she enjoys the Olympics this week. But some carefree fun is followed up with a dark quote about love... then silence. What's going on behind the 'gram??See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're celebrating Valentine's with our Valentine, Britney Jean Spears. We discuss the 360 workout video the includes a mystery tiny dollhouse couch, Britney's photography skills, and her choice of post for Valentine's Day. Also, some big gossip about the conservatorship hits!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The quote. The kitten. The hat. There's a lot going on this week. Megan Gailey joins us with a review of JT's Super Bowl performance and we discuss Britney's dark text meme as well as what appears to be purely reposted photos and video. What's behind the apples??See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lots of juicy posts this week from Brit including a mini-fashion show, an view into her home gym, and a lil trip outside of her house. Also a new choker has been spotted! We debate if Britney really loves working out or is just doing it out of duty of being a pop superstar. If you like the show please leave a review! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Steven Ray Morris (@stevenraymorris) and Analise Nelson (@iamanabot) of the podcast Popular Music join Babs and Tess to talk MORE beach pics and take a further dive into #Nachogate. They discuss if Brit's Pepsi commercial will make a Superbowl reappearance, as well as a rare meme reposting. Also a listener leaves us some great tips on how to enjoy your own day of self care modeled after B herself. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brit's done with her Vegas show and her instagram shows it - girl is B-O-R-E-D. We were treated to a few gems this week, including some nerdy selfies, a self-filmed fashion show, and a bowl of very weird nachos. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tess and Babs fantasize about doing a clothing exchange with Brit and share some insider info from a band member, then relish in the various beach photos the 'gram has gifted us this week. Special #tbt of the time Britney faked crying over her dog eating her cheese. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Amanda Savage (Savage Talks) joins T & B to discuss Brit's New Year's Eve performance and what may lie beyond the Vegas residency. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Britney drops a rare political post with a message for Congress about the Dream Act, rocking a "We Are All Dreamers" shirt, as well as Uggs and sweats. Tess and Babs get into this as well as Brit's famous picture with Hillary Clinton. Also..is that a ring on Brit's finger???See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Eliza Skinner, head writer for "Drop the Mic," and writer on "The Late Late Show," and "Adam Ruins Everything," stops by to chat with Barbara and Tess about her own experience seeing Britney in Vegas and the fascination with her that ensued. Plus Eliza dishes on (kind of) working with the Queen.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Things seem to have taken a dark turn on Britney's instagram and Tess and Babs are here to dive deep into the meaning behind Britney's cryptic posts as well as why she erased a caption about getting locked out of her house. Things are gettin' weird, y'all. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tess and Babs are joined by Heather Jewett (@bimbosummit) to discuss the 360 singing video that Britney dropped on her birthday, apparently in response to Madonna. We get into the conservatorship and more.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Babs and Tess give thanks for Britney's three Turkey Day Instagram posts, breaking them down one by one and debating whether Brit actually popped that frozen garlic bread into the oven or had someone else do it. We recommend sipping on a pumpkin spice latte during this one. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Guy Branum (@guybranum) of Talk Show: The Game Show joins Babs and Tess to dissect Britney's relationships with men and more importantly, with chocolate. Follow us on instagram @britneysgram!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Britney's back on a new veranda, with a new painting, and Tess and Babs go (maybe too far) in depth discussing the new video. They also chat about Robin Leach's purchase of Britney's flower painting, a peach cobbler listener theory, and there's a special preview of our interview with Crossroads director Tamra Davis, who dropped some pretty hot gossip re: Britney and Justin. Follow us on instagram @britneysgramSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bryan Safi (@bryansafi) of Throwing Shade joins Tess and Babs to discuss Britney's Halloween day post in front of what appears to be a blind horse. We also discuss Britney's "Gimme One Reason" fashion show, and the now-classic Britney and Mariah Carey dinner party gram.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this inaugural episode of Britney's Instagram, comedians Tess Barker and Barbara Gray discuss their reason behind starting the podcast, and they breakdown Britney's video of her painting on her veranda. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.