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The Real Truth About Cats

The Real Truth About Cats

If you’re the owner of a cat, then you’ll undoubtedly be aware that its life is governed by a strict set of rules that you’ve established for it. Wait, no — that’s for a dog. Let’s try again: if you have a cat, then YOUR life is governed by a strict set of laws that it’s established for you. Here's a collection of the closely guarded secret rules to help you establish good relations with your cat. Other videos you might like: 10 Exotic Animals You Can Keep as Pets at Home • 10 Exotic Animals You Can Keep as Pet... 10 Mistakes That Shorten Your Pet's Life • 10 Mistakes That Shorten Your Pet's Life Why Cats Are Sooo Scared of Cucumbers? • That's Why Cats Are Afraid of Cucumbers TIMESTAMPS: The law of feline magnetism 0:13 The law of sleeping beside a cat 0:35 The law of the misshapen rug 0:55 The law of observing the refrigerator 1:22 The law of feline resistance 1:48 The law on cleanliness 2:09 The law of endless milk consumption 2:36 The law on defining value 3:09 The law of feline inertia 3:42 The law of feline extension 4:17 The law of feline agility 4:52 The law on moving house 5:19 The law on feline curiosity 5:55 The law of feline physics 5:23 The law of the feline gaze 7:02 SUMMARY: Cat fur is attracted only to things of a contrasting color, regardless of the color of the cat. Cats must sleep in their owners’ beds as often as possible, preferably in a pose that’s comfortable for them and not for anyone else. No rug can remain in its original flat state for any lengthy period of time. If a cat stares intently at the refrigerator for long enough, someone will come and provide something tasty from it for the cat (and for no one else). The resistance shown by a cat is directly proportional to the desire of their owner to force them to do something. The desire to get dirty appears straight after being cleaned. A cat can drink any quantity of milk, even if that quantity is several times larger than the volume of the cat itself. The desire of a cat to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the furniture’s value. A cat will remain in its desired state of rest until it decides otherwise, regardless of the laws of physics. A cat’s body stretches at a rate directly proportional to the time it spends asleep. Given the right amount of time, a cat will be able to reach any area of your home that attracts its interest. The likelihood of an empty box soon being occupied by a cat when moving house is approximately 100%. A cat’s interest is indirectly proportional to the amount of effort a person puts into attracting its attention. The possibility of being made to take any kind of medicine is sufficient to provide a cat with enough energy to overcome the known laws of physics and carry out teleportation. A cat can induce feelings of guilt in others with a single stare. Even when the cat itself is at fault. In fact, especially when the cat itself is at fault. Subscribe to Bright Side : https://goo.gl/rQTJZz For copyright matters please contact us at: [email protected] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our Social Media: Facebook: / brightside Instagram: / brightgram 5-Minute Crafts Youtube: https://www.goo.gl/8JVmuC ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For more videos and articles visit: http://www.brightside.me/

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February 5, 202512m 35s

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If you’re the owner of a cat, then you’ll undoubtedly be aware that its life is governed by a strict set of rules that you’ve established for it. Wait, no — that’s for a dog. Let’s try again: if you have a cat, then YOUR life is governed by a strict set of laws that it’s established for you. Here's a collection of the closely guarded secret rules to help you establish good relations with your cat.


Other videos you might like:

10 Exotic Animals You Can Keep as Pets at Home    • 10 Exotic Animals You Can Keep as Pet...  

10 Mistakes That Shorten Your Pet's Life    • 10 Mistakes That Shorten Your Pet's Life  

Why Cats Are Sooo Scared of Cucumbers?    • That's Why Cats Are Afraid of Cucumbers  


TIMESTAMPS:


The law of feline magnetism 0:13


The law of sleeping beside a cat 0:35


The law of the misshapen rug 0:55


The law of observing the refrigerator 1:22


The law of feline resistance 1:48


The law on cleanliness 2:09


The law of endless milk consumption 2:36


The law on defining value 3:09


The law of feline inertia 3:42


The law of feline extension 4:17


The law of feline agility 4:52


The law on moving house 5:19


The law on feline curiosity 5:55


The law of feline physics 5:23


The law of the feline gaze 7:02



SUMMARY:

  • Cat fur is attracted only to things of a contrasting color, regardless of the color of the cat.
  • Cats must sleep in their owners’ beds as often as possible, preferably in a pose that’s comfortable for them and not for anyone else.
  • No rug can remain in its original flat state for any lengthy period of time.
  • If a cat stares intently at the refrigerator for long enough, someone will come and provide something tasty from it for the cat (and for no one else).
  • The resistance shown by a cat is directly proportional to the desire of their owner to force them to do something.
  • The desire to get dirty appears straight after being cleaned.
  • A cat can drink any quantity of milk, even if that quantity is several times larger than the volume of the cat itself.
  • The desire of a cat to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the furniture’s value.
  • A cat will remain in its desired state of rest until it decides otherwise, regardless of the laws of physics.
  • A cat’s body stretches at a rate directly proportional to the time it spends asleep.
  • Given the right amount of time, a cat will be able to reach any area of your home that attracts its interest.
  • The likelihood of an empty box soon being occupied by a cat when moving house is approximately 100%.
  • A cat’s interest is indirectly proportional to the amount of effort a person puts into attracting its attention.
  • The possibility of being made to take any kind of medicine is sufficient to provide a cat with enough energy to overcome the known laws of physics and carry out teleportation.
  • A cat can induce feelings of guilt in others with a single stare. Even when the cat itself is at fault. In fact, especially when the cat itself is at fault.


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