Brides, Beauty & Bullsh*t

This week, we’re joined by one of our first ever artists Michelle as she shares her journey into becoming a bridal MUA, the reality of getting started in the industry, and the lessons she’s learned along the way. We get into bridal horror stories, what not to do on wedding days, tips for artists wanting to break into bridal, and of course, all the laughs and chaos in between. A mix of real talk, helpful advice, and funny moments you won’t want to miss.

In this episode, we’re spilling the truth about what it’s really like having a business partner in the bridal industry—from the good to the growing pains. We also get into our Love Is Blind thoughts! Plus, we’re sharing some bridal horror stories and behind-the-scenes chaos that prove wedding world is never boring. Expect honesty, hot takes, lessons learned, and a lot of laughs.

In this episode, Tess and Amber sit down with bridal makeup artist Carissa St. Clair to talk about the real side of working in the wedding industry. From crazy horror stories to the moments no one talks about, Carissa shares what it’s truly like behind the scenes of wedding mornings.The conversation dives into some lessons learned from years in the industry and the realities of managing personalities on such an emotional day. They also discuss what it takes to transition from being a solo artist to building and leading a bridal beauty team, including the challenges and growing pains.Whether you’re a bride, a beauty professional, or someone curious about what really happens on wedding mornings, this episode gives an honest look into the fast-paced world of bridal beauty.

In this episode, we’re talking all things bridal hair and makeup prep — the must-know tips that make your hair and makeup look the best all year round.Then… it takes a chaotic turn. We’re telling our real-life horror stories from taking weddings during the ice storm — driving in dangerous conditions, showing up no matter what, and the wild things that happen when nothing goes as planned but the wedding must go on.And of course, we couldn’t end without a little fun and chaotic Would You RatherIf you’re a bride, bridal vendor, or just love hearing the unfiltered reality of wedding days, this episode is full of laughs, tips, and a little bit of chaos as always. What we’re talking about:General bridal prep tips for hair and makeup that slays Our craziest wedding stories from the ice stormHow vendors show up no matter whatUnhinged Would You RatherUnfiltered. A little unhinged. Very real. 🤍

Weddings may look flawless on Instagram & Tiktok —but behind the scenes? It’s a whole different story.In this episode, we sit down with Kendra Matthies to pull back the veil on what really happens on wedding days. From jaw-dropping horror stories to hard-earned bridal advice, we’re talking about the moments no one prepares you for.What we cover:Real wedding day horror stories (yes, the ones you can’t make up)The most common mistakes brides make—and how to prevent themHer beginning as a bridal MUA The real tea of being a viral MUA! Whether you’re a bride currently planning, recently engaged, or just love behind-the-scenes wedding tea, this episode is packed with honest insights, laughs, and must-know advice.

Tess & Amber back with a fun episode! We get into to our 2016 era — the year of full glam, crazy times, and absolutely zero filter.In this episode, we’re diving into real wedding day mishaps and behind-the-scenes chaos. From disasters to unexpected guest behavior, we’re unpacking what actually happens when things don’t go according to plan.And we play a fun game of: Am I the Ahole — or was this wedding just unhinged?Expect:Wedding day mishaps 2016-era nostalgia and hot takesHonest opinions (no sugarcoating)AITA-style scenarios with zero biasIf you’re planning a wedding, work in the industry, or just love a little chaos — this one’s for you.🎧 Press play, grab your fav drink, and let’s unpack it.

This episode is equal parts fun, chaotic, and inspiring ✨We’re kicking off the new year with one of our favorite guests, our Disney bride Kelsey, and diving into all the things that make weddings (and people) so unique. Talking all things Disney Wedding dreams, personality test comparison from Tess and Amber, and setting intentions for the year ahead… nothing was off limits.We talk about:What it’s really like planning a Disney weddingOur personality test results (and why they make so much sense)How personality types affect our work lives, communication and relationships.Starting the new year with clarity, confidence, and fresh energyIf you’re a bride, a Disney lover, or just in your “new year, new mindset” era — this one’s for you.Grab your coffee, settle in, and let’s start the year together ✨

In this episode, we’re spilling it all — from online dating chaos and funny horror stories to the best Christmas gifts, holiday memories that live rent-free in our heads, and the moments that made this season feel extra nostalgic 🎄💔🎁We’re laughing through dating fails, sharing stories that still make us cringe, reflecting on Christmas past, and talking about what we’re leaving behind as we step into new year, new energy ✨If you’re navigating dating apps, surviving the holidays, or just ready for a fresh vibe heading into the new year — this one’s for you.🎙️ Tune in for laughs, real talk, and a whole lot of 2G1B energy.

In today’s episode, we’re diving into all things off-season strategy, holiday gifting recommendations, and what bridal artists should really be focusing on when the slow months hit. We’re joined by the amazing Makiyah, who brings her insight, personality, and behind-the-chair perspective to starting out in the industry. We cover: 🎁 Holiday gift ideas for your glam girlies in your life 🗓️ How to maximize the off-season with systems, education, and time management 💸 Planning your services, pricing, and content for the new year ✨ Makiyah’s journey, tips, and must-knows for artists at all stages!

In this episode, we’re spilling a vendor horror moment (and how to not be that vendor), plus real, unfiltered advice for new artists breaking into the bridal world. We’re also giving our best advice for new artists stepping into the bridal beauty world: how to get started, what to focus on in your first year, how to gain experience, build confidence, and avoid common mistakes that can set you back. If you’re trying to grow in this industry, consider this your roadmap.Grab a snack, because this Thanksgiving-themed episode is full of brides, beauty & bullsh*t. 💍✨

This week we brought Allie on the pod! She shared her story with us and her love for the hustle! We played unhinged Would You Rather, exposed some scammer stories, and answered your questions. It’s messy, it’s hilarious, and definitely not an episode you want to skip. 👀🔥Follow us on @2girls1brushbeauty on all social platforms!

This week we’re celebrating hitting 5K (like WHAT?!) and diving into the chaos + reality of wedding mornings. From staying on track with timelines, to what actually makes a morning run smooth, to the brides that come in cool as a cucumber… and the ones who make you want to sage the bridal suite.We’re breaking down how to set the tone from the jump, what we’ve learned from the good, the bad, and the absolute nightmare client moment we’ll never forget — and how to protect your energy, peace, and professionalism when things go left.If you’re a bride, bridesmaid, artist, planner, or just a girly who loves messy wedding industry tea — this one is for you.Grab a coffee, or a matcha, or honestly a glass of wine… and let’s get into it. 🎙✨

Tess and Amber tell all in this chaotic, cozy fall episode of Brides, Beauty & Bullsh*t! 🍂We’re officially in the thick of wedding season — the coffee is strong, the sleep is short, and the stories are wild. From last-minute bridal emergencies to surviving back-to-back weekends, we share tips for surviving busy season, vent about burnout, and drop practical tips for brides trying to keep their sanity through it all.

In this episode of Brides, Beauty & Bullsh*t, the bridal team owners Tess & Amber spill it all — from their bestie journey in the beauty industry to the wildest wedding horror stories we’ve witnessed (and survived 😅). We’re keeping it real with behind-the-scenes laughs, advice for brides-to-be, and of course… a little bit of bullsh*t.Whether you’re walking down the aisle, working behind the chair, or just love a good bridal storytime, you’ll want to grab a glass of wine and tune in. 💕