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On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo, we break down Episode 2 of The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 7, 'Allegation Nation', Episode 4 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 3, 'Bad Weather Betrayal' & touch on Part 2 of The Reunion for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. On this episode of RHOP: Karen's spring fling concludes with a whole lot of drama; Mia battles more than a health scare when the ladies make a jarring allegation; Ashley hosts a dance class for the ladies. On this episode of RHOSLC: The Arizona girls trip goes from bad to worse when Whitney and Heather face off. On this episode of RHOBH: Garcelle and Diana hit a point of no return in their already-frayed friendship. Kyle anxiously anticipates her sister's arrival, and Kathy Hilton arrives with tequila in tow. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo, we break down Episode 1 of The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 7, 'Spring Awakening', Episode 3 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 3, 'Curtsied Conundrums' & touch on Part 1 of The Reunion for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. On this episode of RHOP: It's Spring and the gossip is in full bloom. The word on the street is the Darbys are divorcing, but Ashley's story doesn't add up. Wendy explores a new venture with Peter Thomas. On this episode of RHOSLC: Whitney shares information about her childhood with the group; Meredith and Lisa have a short-lived clemency; Heather calls out Meredith on her superiority complex; Jen hosts a party in honour of Meredith but chaos ensues. On this episode of RHOBH: A surprise visit from a special guest kicks off the chicest reunion yet. Dorit revisits trauma from her home invasion, and tempers boil when Kyle comes to Diana's defense. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo, we break down the Finale of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'Not My Sister's Keeper' and Episode 2 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 3, 'Searching for Sereni-Tea.' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. On this episode of RHOBH: Garcelle celebrates her success with a party and makes a big purchase; Lisa's refusal to accept Kathy's apology leaves Kyle holding the bag for her sister. On this episode of RHOSLC: Whitney plans a girls' trip to Arizona to support Jen before her trial, but she's blindsided when Meredith shares an alleged rumour about Lisa. While Jen gets emotional support from her mum, Lisa talks to Jack about his future. An emotional experience with a shaman inspires the women to open up. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo, we break down Episode 20 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'Silence is Golden' and Episode 1 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 3, 'Revenge Marks The Spot.' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. On this episode of RHOBH: Erika throws a product launch where Diana receives a legendary phone call, but the hairiest situation remains the Aspen fallout. Kathy faces Kyle to apologise and move forward. On this episode of RHOSLC: The women of Salt Lake City are back. Jen attempts to reunite the ladies at Coach Shah’s 51st birthday party. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

In this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo, we break down Episode 19 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'We Need To Talk About Kathy.' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHOBH: The group don flapper dresses for Crystal's Roaring 20s birthday party. When Kathy arrives as if nothing is amiss, Lisa heads for the exit and Erika decides to share what she heard. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

In this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo, we break down Episode 18 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'Rocky Mountain Bye.' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHOBH: Kyle plans the perfect Aspen day, but tempers run hot after Erika gives her the cold shoulder. After tears, the group rallies a fun night, but someone ruins everyone's night. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

In this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo, we break down Episode 17 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'The Girl with the Diamond Earrings' and the Real Housewives of Potomac Season 7 Trailer. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHOBH: The ladies hit the slopes where Dorit proves to be shaky on her skis. Sutton goes snowmobiling but is revved up about Diana. Garcelle broaches a very touchy subject with Erika. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo, we break down Episode 16 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'Altitude Adjustment' and the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 3 Trailer. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHOBH: Kyle charters a private plane and flies the women to Aspen, but Dorit packs emotional baggage. The weather isn't the only thing that's cold as Garcelle and Sutton ice out Erika. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo, we break down Episode 15 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'Disco Inferno.' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHOBH: At Dorit's charity dinner, Crystal addresses troubling rumours. Sutton objects to a hurtful label and drops a bombshell. Kyle tries to get Erika and Sutton to face the music. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 14 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'Shameless Not Ruthless.' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHOBH: Dorit throws a charity dinner but there's little goodwill between Lisa and Sutton; when Lisa's anger turns to tears, her friends rally to her side; Crystal opens up. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 13 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'Rosé Coloured Glasses.' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHOBH: Garcelle takes her concerns about Erika to Dorit, while Erika makes a stunning revelation. Lisa invites the women to sip on rose, but past resentment towards Sutton uncorks itself. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 12 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'Beverly Hills Blackout.' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHOBH: Diana apologises to Garcelle for acting out at her party; Lisa has a frank (or staged) discussion with Erika about her recent behaviour; and Kathy's prank annoys but doesn't surprise Kyle. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 11 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'The Weight of Words', and Episode 7 of Ultimate Girls Trip Season 2, 'Leaving' On A Prayer.' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHOBH: Dorit fangirls over Jamie Lee Curtis, who is a special guest at Kyle's charity luncheon. An eye-opening social media post throws attention on Crystal. Sutton comes to the conclusion that some friendships are not meant to be. Lisa is intrigued by a conversation Erika recently had with her estranged husband. At Diana's holiday party, Kathy Hilton makes a return appearance and Garcelle is shocked by an inappropriate joke. In this episode of Ultimate Girls Trip: On the last full day of the trip, Jill relives her camp experience by taking the group canoeing at a local lake; a final dinner at Shaker Village brings the ladies together as Phaedra reveals a late-night surprise to lift everyone's spirits. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 10 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'So You Say, and Episodes 5 and 6 of Ultimate Girls Trip Season 2, 'The Ultimate Thirst' & 'Tis the Season?' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHOBH: As Sutton's garden party finds itself in the weeds after Lisa's outburst, Erika seeks forgiveness from Garcelle for her past indiscretions. Meanwhile, Crystal gets involved in Sutton's love life and Kyle is left reeling by an accusation she does not agree with. Dorit finds comfort in Hanukkah traditions, but a frigid lunch has Diana feeling anything but the holiday spirit. In these episodes of Ultimate Girls Trip: Blue Stone Manor is full of hot air, with chatter over the previous night and a balloon on the premises; at dinner, Dorinda takes the ladies down memory lane, but past feuds reignite tensions between several ex-wives. Then, the hangover from Red Lion still lingers, but Phaedra tries to lift the mood with a wine-tasting luncheon; Santa comes early when Dorinda throws a Christmas in September party where secrets and new rumours come to light. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo Mariana and Guest Host, Angela break down Episode 9 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'Calamity Jayne', where Erika is overserved and then swears at Garcelle's 14-year-old son and Lisa Rinna calls out Sutton and everyone wears questionable footwear. We also break down Episodes 4 of the Ultimate Girls' Trip Season 2: Ex Wives Club, "Speakeasy and Act Tough', where Dorinda yells at everyone and then cries like she's the victim because she's made it nice and no one will follow her rules as per her hand-made in-room plaques. Join Mariana and Guest Host Angela as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we take a detour with our Guest Host, Angela, and discuss everything from the new season of Southern Charm, to Episode 8 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'It Takes A Villain', as well as Episodes 1-3 of the Ultimate Girls' Trip Season 2: Ex Wives Club. Join Mariana and Guest Host Angela as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 7 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'Ship-Faced', and Episode 16 Below Deck Down Under, 'Dirty Laundry'. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHOBH: The women set sail aboard Dorit’s luxury yacht in Mexico, but Erika goes overboard with her partying and winds up three sheets to the wind. Diana admits to Kyle that her temper is still burning hot at Sutton. Garcelle springs a surprise on Lisa, who turns the tables with a stunning admission of her own. Crystal vows to stop holding onto the past. In this episode of Below Deck Down Under (@ 32:18mins): Aesha finds her experienced new stew may have some learning to do in laundry; Captain Cutie continues to notice Culver's lack of initiative; Brittini calls out a double standard when she notices Bitch Bosun and Culver flirting with charter guests. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 6 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'High Cries and Misty Demeanors', and Episode 15 Below Deck Down Under, 'Nice Girls Finish Last'. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHOBH: As the Mexico getaway continues, Dorit struggles to work through her robbery-related anxiety while Lisa sees signs of her mother flying all around her. Kyle and Garcelle are convinced they’re being manipulated by Crystal, who is also hearing from Erika that she needs to stand up for herself. Sutton snaps at Diana, pushing their new friendship to the breaking point. In this episode of Below Deck Down Under (@40m:32s): The new crew finally finds its footing, while Captain Jason starts to notice Jamie is having a hard time managing Culver; Culver gets too close to a charter guest on a night out and Brittini picks up the pieces. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 5 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'In Hot Water', and Episode 14 Below Deck Down Under, 'New Kids on the Block'. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHOBH: Kyle and Garcelle attempt to get to the bottom of the alleged “dark comments” Sutton made a year ago, but Crystal refuses to divulge what was said. Lisa suffers a devastating loss. Diana sweetens the trip to Mexico by chartering a private jet, but the getaway may not be enough to ease Dorit’s ongoing anxiety. Erika and Lisa’s comments push Sutton to a breaking point. In this episode of Below Deck Down Under: With Thalassa in turmoil, Captain Cutie tries to find his footing with his new team; Aesha struggles to keep the interior on the same page; when dinner service goes awry, Jason questions his decisions. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 4 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'The Crystal Conundrum', and Episode 13 Below Deck Down Under, '99 Problems and Thalassa Ain't One'. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHOBH: Crystal talks through her differences with the group, but the conversation takes an unexpected detour when she brings up old wounds — a stunning revelation that leaves Kyle completely confused. Erika tries to justify her stance on Tom’s legal situation, but Garcelle isn’t impressed. Lisa’s world is turned upside down by a family tragedy, Dorit begins therapy and Diana is confused by Sutton’s dietary choices. In this episode of Below Deck Down Under: Jamie gets upset with his fellow crew members for name-calling; Captain Cutie wants the boat to keep improving, but when the crew members fail to take his demands seriously, they find out the hard way that he means business. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 3 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'There's Sutton About Crystal', and Episode 12 Below Deck Down Under, 'Yachtie or Nice?' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHOBH: Kyle invites her friends to the desert for the launch of her new store. Sutton apologizes to Dorit for seeming unsympathetic following her traumatic home invasion. Garcelle urges the women to be up front with each other. While Erika and Diana point out that all their problems share a common denominator, Crystal winds up triggered by a past offense and Lisa feels they’re all missing the point. In this episode of Below Deck Down Under: Captain Cutie's investigation of the deck team presents him with a difficult decision; Magda finds herself in hot water when she gets caught on the phone again; charter guests request a holiday party that calls for Culver and Aesha to dress up. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 2 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'Receipt Offender', Episode 11 Below Deck Down Under, 'Benny and the Jet Skis', and touch on Part 3 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 12 Reunion. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHOBH: Dorit and PK try to pick up the pieces following their traumatic home invasion. While Sutton and Crystal’s new friendship continues over cake tasting, Lisa lets Kyle know someone has left a bad taste in her mouth. At Harry’s party, the glamorous Diana Jenkins makes a rich first impression. The evening is spoiled, however, when issues rise to the surface. Garcelle is dismayed to discover that Erika has not let go of their past grievances. In this episode of Below Deck Down Under: Jamie puts Brittini on the night shift after Benny doesn't pull his weight; Aesha confronts Magda and Ryan for talking behind her back; Jamie is at his wit's end with Benny's behaviour and wants him fired. In this episode of RHONJ: As the house husbands join the women, new secrets are revealed about Luis, Bill, Evan and the state of Dolores’ relationship with her new boyfriend. Joe and Melissa spar with Jennifer. Teresa and Margaret reach a breaking point. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down the Season Premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'The Break-In', Episode 10 Below Deck Down Under, 'Loads of Croc', and touch on Part 2 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 12 Reunion. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHOBH: After Dorit survives a harrowing robbery at home, Kyle brings the ladies together to rally around their friend. While Sutton and Crystal finally see eye-to-eye, a very public diss leaves Lisa seeing red. Erika is excited for a fresh start following a difficult year, but that does not stop Garcelle from asking tough questions. In this episode of Below Deck Down Under: The crew enjoys a day off on an Australian crocodile safari; captain Jason finds shocking unfinished business left on the boat; Tumi comes to Aesha's defence when Ryan and Magda talk behind her back, leaving Aesha distraught. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Part 1 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 12 Reunion, and Episode 9 of Below Deck Down Under, 'Squid Games.' Plus, we touch on The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 14 Premiere, the Summer House Finale, and the Ultimate Girls Trip Ex-Wives Club Trailer! Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHONJ: As Dolores and Jennifer go head-to-head, Melissa’s feelings over not being asked to be Teresa’s bridesmaid creates an astonishing rift between the Gorgas and the Giudices. In this episode of Below Deck Down Under: Magda oversteps her boundaries with Aesha; Captain Jason's colleague charters Motor Yacht Thalassa for a bachelor party; Ryan resists the guests' food requests and must face the consequences with Captain Jason. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down the Season Finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 12, 'Showdown in Smashville', and Episode 8 of Below Deck Down Under, 'Prom Night.' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHONJ: A bar bike crawl and hot chicken contest start off the group's last day in Nashville. Joe Gorga questions Luis’ past and Margaret and Teresa face off. In this episode of Below Deck Down Under: The Thalassa crew hosts a prom night for the charter guests after their first adventure to the Great Barrier Reef; Ryan feels left out from the crew's activities; Magda has a hard time pulling her weight. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 12 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 12, 'Lady Drama Mamas', and Episode 7 of Below Deck Down Under, 'The Safety Dance.' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHONJ: Joe Gorga plays a prank on Frank. The ladies record their own country song. A line-dancing party leads to another tense confrontation between Margaret and Teresa. In this episode of Below Deck Down Under: Aesha gives Magda a second chance at service; safety issues come to a head between Captain Jason and Jamie, but when Jamie doesn't agree with the captain's orders, he tries to get the deck team on his side. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 11 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 12, 'Nightmare in Nashvegas', and Episode 6 of Below Deck Down Under, 'The Tipping Point.' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHONJ: After 20 years, Teresa moves out of her home and Frank moves in with his kids. Dolores hosts a Nashville getaway. A fight between Teresa and Margaret leaves the group divided. In this episode of Below Deck Down Under: Magda surprises the guests by putting on a show; Aesha learns that being a barista isn't easy; Ryan struggles to accommodate the guests' demands; an extra tip leaves Brittini in tears. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 10 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 12, 'The Horny Hungarians', and Episode 5 of Below Deck Down Under, 'Something's Fishy.' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHONJ: Margaret throws a huge Hungarian bash for her mom’s 75th birthday. Teresa gets emotional as she prepares to move. Jackie tries to break out of her eating disorder habits. Joe Gorga and Bill have a face-off. In this episode of Below Deck Down Under: The crew unravels as demanding charter guests push them to their limits; Jamie and Tumi disagree over Culver's actions; in an attempt to keep Captain Jason happy, Jamie tries to take control of his deck team. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 9 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 12, 'There's No Crying in Softball', and Episode 4 of Below Deck Down Under, 'The Pirate's Booty.' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHONJ: As Dolores hosts a charity softball event, Gia gets involved in Margaret and Teresa's fight; Jackie discovers a problem with Evan while Jennifer and Bill's marriage reaches a breaking point. In this episode of Below Deck Down Under: The crew gets in hot water with Captain Jason; Magda struggles in the laundry; a pirate-themed party challenges Culver to earn his title of "Entertainment Officer," but when guests ask him to jump in the hot tub, Tumi is shocked by what she sees. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 8 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 12, 'Forest of Fury', and Episodes 1, 2 and 3 of Below Deck Down Under! Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHONJ: Dolores discovers David's true feelings about her, while Margaret and Jennifer sit down to hash out their issues. On the other hand, Traci's well intentioned team building event turns toxic when Teresa unleashes her anger on the group. In these episodes of Below Deck Down Under: Captain Jason Chambers introduces a world of underwater adventure to charter guests along the world-famous Great Barrier Reef in Australia. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 7 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 12, 'Allegation Aggravation', and Part 3 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2 Reunion. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHONJ: While Jennifer’s marital issues mount, guys' night takes a dark turn as the men dive deeper into Teresa’s relationship. Meanwhile, when Margaret hosts a Spa Day to take Dolores' mind off her mother's surgery, Teresa's anger at Margaret and Traci threatens to ruin the day. In this episode of RHOSLC: The reunion concludes with the husbands taking the stage. Sharrieff explains where he was on the day of Jen's arrest, while Justin confirms if Whitney’s beauty venture depleted their savings. John hopes Lisa and Meredith can make amends, and Duy tries to explain his need for more kids. And later, Jen answers questions about the rumours that swirled in the aftermath of her arrest and gives an update on her impending trial. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 6 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 12, 'Bromance Breakup', and Part 2 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2 Reunion. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. On this episode of RHONJ: Guys' night out turns ugly when the men turn on Bill over Jennifer’s antics. While he’s away, Jennifer takes time and questions the future of her relationship. Meanwhile, new allegations surface about Luis. On this episode of RHOSLC: The reunion continues with an update on the Real Housekids of SLC. The women discuss the allegations and rumours about Mary. Lisa breaks down after Heather and Whitney hold her accountable for her attempt at an apology. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 5 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 12, 'Jersey Shore Showdown', and Part 1 of the The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2 Reunion. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. On this episode of RHONJ: Margaret pushes Teresa and Luis to explain the video while Jackie turns on Jennifer. And an explosive argument between Melissa and Jennifer breaks out, leaving Teresa stuck in the middle. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down the Finale of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2, 'Why Can't We Be Friends' and Episodes 2, 3 and 4 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 12. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. On this episode of RHOSLC: Heather holds a Celebration of Life for her father, while Jen downsizes to pay for her mounting legal fees. Lisa throws an over-the-top 80s themed Vida Tequila party, but relationships are tested when Jennie attacks Mary for being dismissive and Meredith confronts Lisa for her actions in Zion. Finally, the group demands Meredith tell Jen the real reason they can’t be friends, but Meredith threatens to reveal a few secrets of her own first. On these episodes of RHONJ: The Gorga/Giudice feud moves to the next generation as Gia goes to battle with her Uncle, Dolores’ housewarming party ends in tears, Jackie goes to treatment for her eating disorder, and Melissa invites everyone down the shore, but new rumors about Teresa’s boyfriend, Luis, threaten to ruin the entire trip. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 20 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2, 'Memorial Meltdown' and Episode 1 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 12. 'Smoke, Mirror and Foggy Diamonds.' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. On this episode of RHOSLC: The Cinco De Mayo festivities intensify as the tension between the ladies boils over. Mary and Meredith cling together as the rest of the women hound Meredith for the date of her father's memorial and struggle to understand Meredith's unwavering support for Mary. Once back in Salt Lake City, the women try to make sense of all chaos left behind in Zion. Jen visits Mary’s church to see if the rumours are true, Lisa seeks advice from John and Meredith offers an olive branch to Heather and Whitney. On this episode of RHONJ: Teresa throws a kickoff to the Summer Party that instantly becomes drama filled when an unsettling video leaks about Luis. Margaret later finds herself revealing a shocking secret about Jennifer to the ladies, while the on-going family feud between the Gorgas and the Giudices is reignited. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 19 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2, 'Cinco de Mayhem.' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. On this episode of RHOSLC: As the Zion trip continues, the women head out for a day of horseback riding, ATVing and spa treatments; but the lingering doubt over whether Meredith held a memorial for her father continues. Jen hosts a Cinco De Mayo celebration where Jennie finds herself at odds with Mary yet again. And when Meredith defends Mary, a distraught Lisa goes off. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 18 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2, 'Sorrys and Sleepovers' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. On this episode of RHOSLC: The girls' trip to Zion goes from bad to worse when Meredith catches wind of speculation over the validity of her father’s memorial. However, an outdoor adventure of ATVing and rock climbing becomes the bonding experience the ladies need. Jen and Whitney keep the fun going with a VIP party at “Club Zion,” and it looks like good vibes only from here on out. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 17 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2, 'Who's Calling Who A Fraud?' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. On this episode of RHOSLC: The ride to Zion has the women on edge as Jen and Lisa face off over her refusal to choose sides between Jen and Meredith. Whitney aims to reunite the group with some spiritual healing, but her efforts quickly go to waste when tempers flare at the white dinner. Meredith’s integrity is called into question, and Jen finally gets a chance to ask for the truth. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 16 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2, 'Holy Mother of Zion.' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. On this episode of RHOSLC: Meredith throws Seth a birthday party and doesn't invite the Shahs, leaving Heather and Whitney to believe something bigger is causing a rift between the two women. Jen and Sharrieff work on their marriage, while Mary questions Jennie’s overreaction to her regifted shoes. The husbands surprise the women with a Mother's Day trip to Zion, but once Jen learns Meredith hired a private investigator, she and Lisa come to blows when Lisa refuses to hold Meredith accountable. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 15 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2, 'The Miseducation of Mary Cosby.' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. On this episode of RHOSLC: Despite being in over her head financially, Whitney throws a lavish party for her Wild Rose rebrand; but Jennie uses the opportunity to confront Mary for her tone-deaf comments at Pho. Meanwhile, Lisa gets Jack ready for prom and Jen questions who her true friends are in the group. Heather and Whitney suspect it may have been one of the women who turned Jen into the authorities. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 14 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2, 'What The Pho.' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. On this episode of RHOSLC: All hell breaks loose at Jennie's Pho luncheon when Meredith sees Jen, Mary questions her innocence, and Lisa feels attacked. Meanwhile, Heather learns her brother is leaving the Mormon church, Whitney shares some shocking news about Mary and her "Grusband", Robert Sr. and Jen and Sharrieff come to terms with her mounting legal fees. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 13 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2, 'Fair Weather Friends.' Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. On this episode of RHOSLC: After returning home from their trip from hell, Lisa questions Meredith’s loyalty and friendship, but Meredith thinks they’re all responsible for what happened in Vail. Jen feels alone and isolated, but Heather agrees to see her and offer her support. Mary meets with an organizer to try to bring order to her chaos, while Jennie plans a Pho luncheon. Whitney confesses her rebrand has drained the family savings, but goes ahead with an expensive photo shoot. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down the Finale of The Real Housewives of Melbourne Season 5. Since her no-show at Cherry's 40th, Janet's beef with Kyla has escalated again- this time through heated text messages behind the scenes. Janet's adamant she's been sorely provoked, but nobody's sure exactly who's to blame. Meanwhile Cherry and Simone finally agree on something; Janet's insults are next level. With speculation about a showdown looming, Jackie lets off some steam by pranking husband Ben, Gamble campaigns for a new puppy and Kyla finally gets a chance to tackle her relationship problems at home. But it's back to fighting form for the Finale dinner; Kyla wants an apology... while Janet's not even sure she'll turn up. With cheeky plans to replace her nemesis, Kyla invites a 'suitable substitute' in the form of drag artist Paris- but which queen will reign supreme? All bets are off, as it's Cherry who takes the hot seat, closing this seasons shenanigans with a showdown as characteristically catty as it is comical. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 12 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2, 'A House Divided' and The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 6 Reunion, Part 4. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. On this episode of RHOSLC: Separated from the church, Heather meets with her estranged sister to make amends. Whitney feels blindsided when Mary's late night gifting results in a renewed friendship with Lisa. And when the group gathers to hash out their grievances before heading home, a heated argument divides the ladies, leaving two behind in Vail. On this episode of RHOP: The Reunion concludes with special guest moderator, Nicki Minaj. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episodes 8 and 9 of The Real Housewives of Melbourne Season 5. On Episode 8, despite one glaring absence, the girls head out of town with high hopes for a tension-free weekend, until a persistent rumour about Janet threatens the peace and one housewife makes another cataclysmic exit. On Episode 9, the dust from Janet and Kyla's clash at Gamble's record launch has yet to settle, with Simone's alleged pot-stirring now in the spotlight too. While it's hoped Jackie's podcast can unfold without drama, Cherry's feeling more protective of her best friend than ever and after a few too many drinks, audience heckles descend into outright confrontation at the bar. With Kyla and Janet facing off yet again and old tensions between Simone and Cherry resurfacing - Jackie is horrified by the lack of positivity on the team. An awkward confrontation at Cherry's 40th follows, leading the yoga teacher to engage in some emergency deep breathing. But while Simone is also grappling with the polarised group dynamics, the real concern is Janet's pointed absence. Could another Housewife soon be departing the group? Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 11 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2, 'Old Testaments, New Revelations' and The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 6 Reunion, Part 3. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHOSLC: In the wake of Jen's indictment, the ladies attempt to get to the bottom of the rumors about Mary. Meredith questions her chance encounter with Cameron, while Heather and Whitney accuse Lisa of masterminding the meeting. And back in Salt Lake City, Jen receives some hard facts. In this episode of RHOP: Gizelle and Robyn dispute their involvement in the Eddie rumours, however, Wendy has some "big" receipts ready for all to see. The husbands join the stage to speak about the season, but things go off the rails when Chris addresses Mia's "salad tossing" claims. Later, the ladies are shocked when a special guest makes a surprise appearance and kicks off the burning questions that are on everyone's minds! Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 7 of The Real Housewives of Melbourne Season 5. Anjali's ongoing absence is a concern, and since Gamble's revelation, the ex-CNN anchor's accused them of all 'fake news', the ladies are desperate to discuss her hurtful views, face-to-face. But for once, business trumps conflict; Gamble's busy filming a music video, Jackie's taking headshots for her forthcoming podcast and Janet's gathering everyone to take part in her herbal tea brand's first ever TV commercial. But with the success of the ad resting on the ladies' somewhat wooden acting skills, she has the unenviable task of loosening them up with nothing stronger than tea on the menu... A crisis meeting between Anjali, Cherry and Kyla leads to the resurfacing of a shocking rumour about Janet, before Anjali makes a bombshell revelation of her own. Meanwhile, Jackie's baby shower goes off with a bang as the gender of her twins is finally revealed by a double cannon-fire. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 6 of The Real Housewives of Melbourne Season 5. With the launch of her exhibition, Gamble fulfils a lifelong ambition to celebrate her late father's art, but where is Anjali? A naked man whose modesty is protected only by a stuffed bunny rabbit, provides a 'small' distraction. Miraculously, Janet and Kyla seem to be bonding at last, but the jury's out how long it will last. Meanwhile, Anjali's absence is still ruffling feathers, and tempers flare when Gamble reveals the ex-CNN anchor's been accusing the ladies of fake news. An old friend is back to help organise Jackie's baby shower and plans are afoot to reveal the gender of the twins. And after a romantic night out in the city and a successful charity event, Cherry is on a high, but with Anjali's dramas escalating tensions within the group; the mood soon comes back down to earth with a crash. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 10 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2, 'Highway to Vail' and The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 6 Reunion, Part 2. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. In this episode of RHOSLC, after the authorities leave Beauty Lab, shocked, the ladies move forward with their girls' trip. Back in Salt Lake City, Jen faces charges brought against her and the women are left questioning if they really know her at all. In this episode of RHOP, Gizelle becomes emotional while discussing her friendship and history with Karen. The ladies continue to take Candiace to task for her habitual line-stepping throughout the season, and Mia is questioned about her erratic social media behaviour. Wendy gets fired up about the Eddie rumors, but winds up finding herself in the hot seat. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter

On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 5 of The Real Housewives of Melbourne Season 5. After the fireworks of the first 'babymoon' dinner in Far North Queensland, some of the ladies retreat via helicopter to play golf. But they're not out of danger yet, as Simone threatens to cash the golf-buggy in the vicinity of a dozen hungry resident crocs. Back at the hotel, Kyla is still reeling from her clash with Janet, while others seek calm in the sanctity of the spa. Meanwhile, Simone and Cherry's squabble over a fashion designer is still simmering- now with Anjali implicated for her role in the spat. And with Janet resolving to avoid further conflict, and Kyla hell-bent on confronting issues head-on, someone has the spectacular idea of placing all warring factors in the confines of a small boat, miles from the coast. Back in Melbourne, the storm clouds part briefly for a surprise celebration, before another somewhat superficial conflict kicks off- hilariously this time... over the pettiness of their fights. Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news. Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter