Bowl After Bowl

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, ChadF, cbrooklyn112, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, makeheroism, Boo-Bury, ericpp, Piranesi Dreams IV with SirSeatSitter on ABS 'n a 6-Pack September 2nd No Agenda meetup ft. HeyCitizen, cottongin Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen - Apex ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Fountain v1.1: Open social podcasting powered by Nostr (Fountain Blog) MMO #133 Deathonators Telegram founder Pavel Durov charge on 12 criminal counts in France TOP THREE 33 Ukraine somberly marks 33 years of independence as war with Russia wages on (The Associated Press) Flooding in northwestern Nigeria kills 33 people, uproots tens of thousands (Anadolu Ajansi) Spate of timed militant attacks in Pakistan's largest province kills 33 (Hindustan Times) Chicago shootings: At least 33 shot, 6 fatally, in weekend gun violence across city, police say (ABC) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Prolific federal prosecutor misused position by showing business card in DUI stop (CBS) Missouri appeals court rules must THC possession must be expunged just like marijuana convictions (MO Courts) Vermont medical cannabis user fired from transit job loses appeal over state's denial of unemployment benefits (VT Digger) Moroccan King Mohammed VI pardoned nearly 5,000 people convicted or wanted on charges linked to illegal pot cultivation (Reuters) Pakistan's government will allow hemp cultivation beginning January 2025 (AAJ.tv) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Anthony Vincent's Bye Bye Bye NSync cover. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at [email protected] FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever flew on an airplane. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever lit a fire. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING! A child was reported missing. A TV news helicopter crew spotted him on the roof playing hooky (AP) A mysterious postcard is delivered 121 years late (FOX) Apartment complex charges dead woman $15k for breaking her lease (News 4 San Antonio) -- sent bill Woman who faced eviction over 3 emotional support parrots wins $165,000 in federal case (AP) Emory Hospital loses piece of patient's skull, charges him for it lawsuit claims (FOX) UK food truck offers seagull insurance (Not the Bee) Georgia mayor faces felony charges after investigators say he stashed alcohol in ditch for prisoners (AP) Texas woman makes squirrel spa (The Washington Post) Archaeology student finds 7 Viking silver arm rings (AP) Survivor of weekend brown bear attack shares harrowing tale (Alaska's News Source)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 337 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, harvhat, ChadF, HeyCitizen, cbrooklyn, KiloRomeo, Bearsnare, seedubs, NAMillennial, ajoint, phifer, ericpp, Boolysteed, makeheroism, RevCyberTrucker Come to a New England No Agenda meetup on Monday, September 2nd Tune in to Abs n' a 6-Pack TOMORROW at 6pm Central for Dreams IV -- Call in and share your dream stories: (865) 465-6271 Intro/Outro: e s c p - Komorebi Wear a hat to HyperSpaceOut with the MKs THIS SUNDAY at 6pm Central! ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN The HeyCitizen ExperienceTo Be In Nashville / V4V Music charts Democrats exclude Bitcoin, crypto from 2024 platform (Bitcoin Magazine) Germany seizes $28 million in raid on unlicensed crypto ATMs (Reuters) US regulator fines crypto fund $150K for illicit Bitcoin loan (NFA Futures) KC Bitcoiners meetup Thursday at The Bar Check out the Blindspot feature on Next.Nostrudel.ninja TOP THREE 33 Border arrests drop 33% to a 46-month low in July after asylum restrictions take hold (ABC) 33 Mpox cases in Berlin since the beginning of the year (Berlin.de) Japan megaquake could raise 33-foot tsunami, kill 320k, evict 9.5 million (Interesting Engineering) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Colorado Springs City Council sends ordinance to November ballot to ban retail pot stores (KRDO) Lawsuit: reporting illegal cannabis business spurred KC credit union exec's firing (Biz Journals) Judge finds flaws in New York City's cannabis enforcement efforts (The New York Times) Tennessee DCS workers can be held liable for role in taking kids from parents after traffic stop (Tennessee Lookout) Utah medical cannabis patients leave stores empty-handed due to software glitches (The Salt Lake Tribune) Olympia, Washington City Council passes psychedelics decriminalization resolution (KING5) Mexico Supreme Court orders regulators to issue rules on commercialization, export, import of hemp products (NMAS) Ukraine medical marijuana legalization law officially takes effect (moz.gov.ua) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Shepherd's Reign Ala Mai. Follow him over on the Fediverse at @[email protected] FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever got a magazine subscription. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever flew on an airplane. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Rare 'Doomsday Fish' found off coast of Southern California by group of snorkelers, kayakers (The Associated Press) Underwater archaeologists find 112 glassware objects off Bulgaria's coast (Heritage Daily) Archaeologists find mastodon skull in Iowa, search for evidence it interacted with humans (USA Today) Man in Mississippi discovers rare mammoth tusk dating back to Ice Age (FOX) 'Buttcrack Bandits' failed attempt to steal a motorcycle caught on Arizona camera (FOX) Kentucky town embracing the unusual history of the 'Meat Shower' (WLKY) Mysterious black ring appears in the sky over Williamsburg, Virginia (WAVY) Sewer crew removes 'monster' 110-pound fatberg (SouthernWater.co.UK) 'Most Wanted' fugitive sought in 2004 murder found working as police officer (KTLA) Lost wedding ring found on Kentucky family farm after 61 years (WLKY)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, cbrooklyn112, ChadF, HeyCitizen, RevCyberTrucker, Boolysteed, ajoint, makeheroism, NetNed, Piranesi, Tjunta No Agenda Kansas City Meetup Abs n' a 6-Pack Dreams IV going down August 21st The HeyCitizen Experience - To Be in Nashville Intro/Outro: Raven - Arcade ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Help make Nostr fun UN cybercrime draft convention approved unanimously despite widespread opposition Russia, Venezuela block Signal Messenger (Interfax) Nigerian Bitcoiner sues government for the right to own, acquire, trade Bitcoin (James Otudor on X) KC Bitcoiners meetup Friday coffee at Take Care at Oleo TOP THREE 33 Chicago shootings: At least 33 shot, 1 fatally, in weekend violence across city (ABC Chicago) After 33 years on the run, suspect in 1991 Fairfax, Virginia murder pleads guilty to wife's death (WJLA) 2 Mexican men arrested, 33 pounds of fentanyl seized in Fresno County, deputies say (You Central Valley) BEHIND THE CURTAIN FDA rejects psychedelic MDMA as treatment or PTSD, calling for additional study (The Associated Press) Lykos MDMA therapy papers retracted by medical journal (Psychedelic Week) CDC study shows teen use falling in legal states (CDC.gov) Arizona Supreme Court ruling paves way for criminal sentences to be reduced if case involved marijuana (AZ Family) Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey signs psychedelics working group focused on veteran care (Mass.gov) Missouri Gov. Mike Parson signs executive order prohibiting sales of unregulated psychoactive cannabis products (SOS.MO.gov) Marijuana remains on the Schedule 1 drug list along with heroin in Nevada (Review Journal) North Dakota ballot to include adult-use legalization (SOS.ND.gov) Some marijuana convictions could be overturned in TN due to TBI testing issues (WKRN) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us BODY COUNT's Fuck What You Heard. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at [email protected] FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever were in a natural disaster. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got a magazine subscription. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING! Couple charges wedding guests $333 each in effort to save money (ABC 7 Chicago) Woman sues Boar's Head for not including listeria on the ingredients (Not the Bee) DUI-simulating golf cart hits 5 people at NJ police fair (New York Post) Secret Service busted into a salon to let people use the bathroom during a Kamala Harris fundraiser, business owner says (Business Insider) Man arrested on DUI charge after car fire on I-80 (Reno Gazette Journal) Groundhog in claw machine surprises mini golf guests (FOX) Fishing record set by West Virginia angler who used 3-year-old daughter's $10 pink rod (New York Post) New alphabet song (NY Post) Seagull steals man's wallet, picks through it on Nantucket roof (NBC Boston) NYC's Museum of Ice Cream sued after man claims injury jumping into sprinkle pool (CBS News)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Kevin S, ChadF, Face2theScr33n, harvhat, makeheroism, Boo-Bury, Boolysteed Intro/Outro: Keys of Moon - Sleepless City ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Mutiny Wallet to shut down at the end of the year (Mutiny) Russia approves Bitcoin mining, experimental cross-border exchange regime (Reuters) Senator Lummis unveils The BITCOIN Act (Senate.gov) TOP THREE 33 California inmate on death row for 33 years must either be released or retried for prosecutorial misconduct in jury selection (CNN) GameStop shuts down magazine Game Informer after 33 years (Nasdaq) Ammonia leak at Virginia food plant sends 33 workers to hospitals (ABC) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Biden "not giving up" on freeing Marc Fogel (White House) Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey has a psychedelics working group bill on her desk (MALegislature.gov) Missouri Gov. Mike Parson issued an executive order prohibiting the sale of foods containing psychoactive cannabis compounds unless they come from an "approved source" (Health.MO.gov) New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu signs bill allowing doctors to prescribe medical pot for ANY condition it could improve (NH.gov) New Jersey judge won't decide whether cops can use pot off duty (NJ Monitor) New York City police review board investigating NYPD raid of Staten Island pot shop (THE CITY) Ex-NYC undersheriff sidelined for whistleblowing about illegal cannabis raids: lawsuit (New York Post) Ohio recreational sales begin today for 98 approved dual-use dispensaries (OH.gov) METAL MOMENT Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at [email protected] FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever booked a hotel room. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever been in a natural disaster. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING! Chicken parade prompts changes to proposed restrictions in Des Moines, Iowa (The Associated Press) Live crab found inside Iowa vending machine (KTIV) Gizmo the dog went missing in Las Vegas in 2015. He's been found alive after 9 years. (AP) Rare albino alligator hatches in Florida (FOX) Rare cotton candy lobster caught in New England (Seacoastonline) Maine residents report rare 'devil bird' sightings (Smithsonian) Pet python found after escape into art gallery (BBC) Video shows dragonfly swarm taking over Rhode Island beach (CBS) New Zealand woman calls police after mistaking sex doll for headless corpse (RNZ) Archaeologists find a 2,400-year-old 'pot of gold' in Turkey (The New York Times)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 334 Producers: RevCyberTrucker, Vox, harvhat, ChadF, DJW, phifer, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed Homegrown Hits Episode 46 / Bowls With Buds Episode 333 Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen ft. Sheiko - Nuclear Midnight ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Fold set to be listed on the NASDAQ (Business Wire) AlbyHub waitlist TOP THREE 33 33 arrested after undercover,online sting in Marion County, FL unveils alleged child predators (WESH) Legionnaires disease outbreak across Melbourne grows to 33 cases as authorities investigate cause (The Guardian) 33 cats, 3 dogs rescued from deplorable conditions inside Bucks County, PA hotel room (WHYY) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Dirty DEA agent gets caught (The Associated Press) New Hampshire Governor Chris Sununu signs bill allowing physician assistants and other licensed drug prescribers to issue medical pot recommendations (Governor.NH.gov) METAL MOMENT Tonight the RevCyberTrucker brings us Fifteen Stitches - Eventual Horizon Pt. 2 featuring his brother! [email protected] FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever went to a convention. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever booked a hotel room. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Woman (33) died after swallowed denture did not show up on X-ray (The Irish Times) Grand Rapids 'queen of the roost' owl dies after over 33 years at animal sanctuary (MLive) Mysterious fireball over San Diego remains unidentified (NBC) Smooth hammerhead shark makes rare visit to Cape Cod (UPI) Slave Leia bikini sells at auction for $175,000 (UPI) Collection of 163 unique bedpans fails to sell at auction (UPI)

Enjoy the ambient sounds of The Uneasy Rider No Agenda Meetup at Charlie Daniels Park in Mt. Juliet, Tennessee at PAVILION Number FIVE on July 27th, 2024 featuring a good ol’ fashioned cookout organized by our Bud, Lady Vox Dame of the Gateway! Make sure you listen to her podcast with co-host Sam (also in attendance) at Complex Candor and check out her previous appearances on Bowls With Buds: Episode 278 ★ Bowls With Buds Vox Episode 220 ★ Bowls With Buds Vox

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Episode 332 Producers: SircussMedia, harvhat, ajoint. ChadF, HeyCitizen, CollinB, makeheroism, Tjunta Intro/Outro: CHRISRGMFB - Bruce Van Damme ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin Conference 2024 in Nashville habbening this weekend The Nakomoto Project survey Nutsack v0.1 (GitHub) KC Bitcoiners meetup Thursday at The Bar and coffee meetup August 2nd TOP THREE 33 NWS confirms 33 tornadoes in Chicago area nights of July 14-15 (CBS News) Judge vacates Christopher Dunn's murder conviction after 33 years in prison (KMOV) 33 million pound boost for national space program (Gov.UK) Nigeria records 22 cases of building collapse, 33 deaths in seven months (Punch) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Mushroom edibles are rising in popularity. It's hard to say what's in them. (NBC News) California Gov. Gavin Newsom signs bill to streamline processing applications to study psychedelics and marijuana (CA Legislature) Delaware Gov. John Carney signs three pot bills into law (DE Legislation) Oklahoma Court of Criminal Appeals rules woman's use of legal pot while pregnant does not trigger an automatic finding of child neglect (OK Voice) METAL MOMENT The RevCyberTrucker Ice Nine Kills x Reel Big Fish Walking on Sunshine. Follow his adventures on Mastodon at [email protected] FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever got a smartphone. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to a convention. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Study: Individuals spend 33 minutes selecting profile picture (Financial Express) Literally Anybody Else running for President (ABC 13) Law enforcement warns of 'hugging robbers' in Southern California (KTLA) SC kid finds lady's wedding ring a year later (WCBD-TV) New Jersey kitten rescued from waste compactor in the nick of time (FOX) Local use beer to put out fire at New Zealand hotel (RNZ) Rarest whale washes up on New Zealand beach (RNZ) Potty-mouthed parrot finds home in New York after hundreds apply to adopt him (FOX) Sharks test positive for cocaine off Brazilian coast (FOX) Local divers discover sentimental item on bottom of lake, returns it to owner (WBIR)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 331 Producers: harvhat, SircussMedia, cbrooklyn112, ChadF, Bearsnare, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, cottongin, booperofnoses, NetNed, ajoint, Tjunta Intro/Outro: HeyCitizen - hahbtf ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN The Guide where your Lightning close-transaction can't get the channel closed (Umbrel community) Start9 build video incoming! Ring of Fire #20 open now: email [email protected] KC Bitcoiners Friday meetup at Take Care in the Crossroads @ 7:30 a.m. Relai App users must verify accounts by October 31 or stop using the service (Relai.app) Craig Wright referred to UK prosecutors for consideration of perjury and forgery charges TOP THREE 33 'Where did the water go?': St. Augustine Beach, FL mayor says he's been getting phone calls about the pier (News 4JX) (Thank you SirTruckDriver!) Italian police free 33 Indian farm labourers from 'slavery' (BBC) 33 dogs, iguana seized in MS animal cruelty arrest (WREG) 33 Massachusetts beaches closed on Saturday mainly due to unsafe bacteria levels (MassLive) Trump Media stock soars 33% after assassination attempt on former president (New York Post) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Woman, 22, dies from cannabis-induced vomiting that triggered fatal heart disorder before doctors declared her brain dead (Daily Mail) Hawaii Gov. Josh Green signs Clean Slate Expungement Task Force bill (Legiscan) Indiana State Police crack down on delta-8 THC products (WTHR) New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu signs 33 bills into law including one adding generalized anxiety disorder as a qualifying condition for medical weed (NH.gov) Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro signs $47.6 billion budget legislation (PA.gov) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Anthony Vincent's Master of Puppets in 50 styles. @[email protected] FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever accidentally called 911. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got a smartphone. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Federal judge finds Americans have constitutional right to distill at home (Daily Caller) Picasso paintings prompt gender war, get exposed as fakes (The Associated Press) Youth group survives lightning strike (FOX) Alabama woman celebrates 108th birthday (WDHN) Florida man attempts to withdraw 1 cent, is arrested (People) Multiple hamsters found in Ohio burglar's pants (FOX) Man stopped at customs with 100 live snakes in pants (FOX) Archaeologists unearth 24 skeletons on UK hotel property dating back to 7th century (FOX) Archaeologists uncover 250-year-old musket balls tied to American Revolution in Massachusetts (FOX) Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada (Live Science)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 330 Producers: harvhat, ChadF, PermaNerd, Linkin, Concerned Nodeboi, Anonymous, Boolysteed, phifer, makeheroism, NetNed, HeyCitizen, Lavish, SircussMedia Intro/Outro: Stevia Sphere - Forest Full of Magic ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Ring of Fire is happening, email [email protected] to get in on one RegreSSHion vulnerability in OpenSSH (Qualys) Phoenix Wallet v2.3.1 & Phoenixd (Github) Mt. Gox starts Bitcoin repayments after decade-long wait(Nasdaq) X, Coinbase user data potentially exposed as KYC provider AU10TIX left admin credentials open for 18 months (404 Media) US government agreed to release Samourai's TDev on bail (Court Listener) KC Bitcoiners 6:30 pm meetup at The Bar with special guest TOP THREE 33 July Fourth violence nationwide kills at least 33 people (The Associated Press) Russian attack kills 33 in Ukraine, hits Kyiv children hospital (NHK) Twilio data breech that exposed 33 million Authy phone numbers caused by unsecured API endpoint (CPO Magazine) Pay hikes in Japan reach 33-year high (HRD America) BEHIND THE CURTAIN DEA says pot use increases chances of kids becoming college dropouts (Campus Drug Prevention) Cathy Jordan, 'patron saint' of medical pot in Florida, dies at age 74 (FL Phoenix) Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee sues Meta for allegedly hosting ads falsely claiming he endorses CBD gummies (Bloomberg Law) California lawmakers sent Gov. Gavin Newsom a bill to streamline the processing of applications to study psychedelics and marijuana (Legislature.CA.gov) ew Jersey Attorney General Matthew Platkin says telecom company discriminated against medical pot patient by rescinding job offer after positive THC test (NJ.gov) METAL MOMENT No Metal Moment this week, but you can follow along with the adventures of RevCyberTrucker @[email protected] on Mastodon! FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever bought something with Lightning. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever accidentally called 911. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! South Carolina man dies from placing firework on head (WYFF) Tennessee church gives away AR-15 as part of Fourth of July raffle (KCBD) Ammo vending machines in Oklahoma, Alabama (Gizmodo) Man urinates on deli sandwiches in Boardman, Ohio (WKBN) UK McDonald's rebrands Happy Meal as just 'The Meal' for Mental Health Awareness Week (North Jersey) History enthusiast finds artifact belonging to George Washington at thrift store (FOX) Archaeologists excavate "City of the Dead" packed with hundreds of tombs in Egypt (New York Post) Man bites snake to death after it attacked him (Newsweek) Korean service robot commits suicide (ITC) Louisiana graduates spot Bigfoot with glowing eyes (New York Post)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 329 Producers: ChadF, Kevin S, harvhat, ericpp, Boolysteed, Sir TJ the Wrathful. HeyCitizen, Eastside Tony, Tjunta, ajoint Intro/Outro: Jaxius - The Sandman Stay tuned for full release and album of The Satellite Skirmish ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Check out Into the Doerfel-Verse and congratulate WrathfulT on the new node by sending a boost! Ring of Fire happening soon: email [email protected] to join soon KC Bitcoiners t-shirt soon available to raise funds for Blocktoberfest 7:30 am Coffee meetup with KC Bitcoiners FRIDAY 7/11 KC Bitcoiners meetup at The Bar TOP THREE 33 Biden campaign said they raised $33 million after disappointing debate (Business Insider) Chinese automakers expected to achieve 33% global market share by 2030 (CNBC) California Bar Fire: 33 acres, 35% containment (Action News Now) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Study: Pot helps women achieve more and better orgasms (National Library of Medicine) Federal court dismisses pot companies' lawsuit challenging prohibition (United States District Court of Massachusetts) Connecticut law making it so THC-infused beverages can only be sold at licensed dispensaries took effect (CT.gov) Delaware lawmakers sent Gov. John Carney a bill to let medical pot businesses convert to dual licenses to also sell rec -- but only if they have a labor peace agreement and social equity plan (DE Legislation) Delaware lawmakers sent Gov. John Carney a marijuana banking bill (DE House Bill 355) Georgia law restricting hemp-derived products took effect (The Associated Press) Hawaii Gov. Josh Green signed a bill to facilitate expungements of prior marijuana offenses through a single-county pilot program (HI State Legislature) Expungements complicate licensing for social equity applicants in Minnesota (FOX) New Jersey lawmakers sent Gov. Phil Murphy a bill to restrict intoxicating hemp products (NJ Legislature) The New York dispensary that conducted the state's first licensed sales is launching an "illegal cannabis buyback" program (Marijuana Moment) Former NY authority chief sought kickbacks from 'predatory' program meant to help disadvantaged people set up cannabis shops (New York Post) Rhode Island Gov. Dan McKee vetoed a kratom regulation bill (RI Legiscan) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Anarchy's Moonshine Moshpit. Follow along with his shenanigans @[email protected] FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever went geocaching. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever bought something with Lightning. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Charlotte the stingray has died (FOX) Boa thought to be male gives birth to 14 snakes by extremely rare virgin birth phenomenon (FOX) Theodore Roosevelt's pocket watch was stolen in 1987. It's finally back at his New York home. (AP) Kinkajou rescued from Washington rest stop (AP) Giant sinkhole swallows center of soccer field built on top of a limestone mine in southern Illinois (AP) UFO pulled over in Missouri (KFOR) Fisherman discovers mammoth bone 'thick as a human leg' in Poland (FOX) World's oldest wine discovered in ancient Roman burial site in Spain (FOX) Lost dog turns up 1,000 miles from home after 2 years (Fox 4 Now) Manure truck rolls over, spills on Connecticut neighborhood home, cars (NBC Connecticut)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 328 Producers: harvhat, cbrooklyn112, ChadF, Pickle Coin, RevCyberTrucker, Boolysteed, HeyCitizen, Lavish Intro/Outro: e s c p - Galactic Groove Tune in to the Sat Skirmish this SUNDAY at 4 PM Central Cocaine Shitstain (Just the Tips) RSS feed put together by Zephyr Knight ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Julian Assange to enter guilty plea, be released to Australia (The Associated Press) EU Council withdraws vote on chat control but negotiations will continue (Politico) LND versions prior to v0.17.0 vulnerable to LND Onion Bomb DoS attack (Matt Morehouse/GitHub) Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry signs self-custody legislation (Legiscan) KC Beers with Bitcoiners at The Bar FRIDAY at 6:30 pm TOP THREE 33 Lockbit 3.0 claims attack on Federal Reserve: 33 TB of sensitive data allegedly compromised (Red Hot Cyber) Albania misused 33 million Euros of EU funds anti-fraud office says (Balkan Insight) Kallakurichi hooch tragedy: death toll rises to 33 (Hindustan Times) Norway bans salmon fishing in 33 rivers as stocks plummet (Fish Farmer Magazine) Letters to the Editor: I am 54, have been smoking weed for 33 years and feel great (Los Angeles Times) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs signs bill allowing firefighters, peace officers with PTSD to get workers comp coverage for MDMA IF federally legalized (AZ Legislature) Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs bill giving black farmers more time to fix errors on medical pot business license applications (FL Senate) Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry signs bill decriminalizing pot paraphernalia, regulating consumable hemp products (LA Legislature) Inside the Chinese-funded, staffed marijuana farms springing up across the US (NPR) Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt signs bill requiring criminal background checks for owners and employees of medical pot businesses (OK Legislature) Oregon's Portland Pickles become first sports team to sell THC products at live sporting events (Portland Pickles) Elgin, Texas officials settle lawsuit filed by state attorney seeking to overturn voter-approved decriminalization (ElginTX.gov) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Kittie's One Foot in the Grave. Follow along with his shenanigans at [email protected] FIRST TIME I EVER... This week, Bowlers called in about the First Time They Ever made a prank call. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever geocached. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Young angler in Colorado Springs reel in 33-pound carp on National Go Fishing Day (FOX) China couple told son died at birth, shocked to find him 33 years later (SCMP) Record-breaking 63-leaf clover grown by Japanese man (Guinness World Records) New horned dinosaur found, on display in Utah (ABC4) Prehistoric-looking alligator snapping turtles to be reintroduced into Kansas waters (FOX) Fishermen save 38 dogs on Mississippi Lake (AP) Raccoon choking on cheese saved by Michigan men hanging in backyard (Click on Detroit) California hiker missing in Santa Cruz mountains for 10 days drank a gallon of water out of boot daily to survive (New York Post) 4-foot snake donated with books to Virginia thrift store (UPI) Washington, D.C. woman learns $4 thrift store vase is a 2,000-year-old Mayan artifact (WUSA9)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 327 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, harvhat, ChadF, cbrooklyn, Bearsnare, Boolysteed, HeyCitizen, cottongin, phifer, Boo-Bury, MaryKate-Ultra Homegrown Hits Episode 40 ft. Emily Whitehurst Intro/Outro: Jaxius - The Sandman ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN 1 million sat Ring of Fire is full but you can email [email protected] to join a future ring KC Bitcoiners Coffee meetup at Take Care at 7:00 a.m. Friday KC Bitcoiners Beer, Bullets, Boat Barter Blanket at the BTC Citadel First Report on Encryption by the EU Innovation Hub for Internal Security Council to greenlight Chat Control - Take Action Now! (Pirate Party's Patrick Preyer statement) New branding, same scanning: "Upload Moderation" undermines end-to-end encryption (Statement from Signal) Quantum-proof addresses proposal (Bitcoin OpTech Newsletter #307) TOP THREE 33 Texas man who threatened to kill US Rep. Maxine Waters sentenced to 33 months in prison (NBC) Popular rugby player dies suddenly aged 33 after falling unwell at home as tributes pour in (The Sun) 33 displaced after large fire spreads to other homes in Dorchester (NBC Boston) Red Cross provides emergency assistance to 33 residents displaced by Yonkers fire (Westchester News 12) Trucker indicted for smuggling attempt of 33 migrants (Laredo Morning Times) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Arizona lawmakers sent Gov. Katie Hobbs a bill to legalize psilocybin centers where people could receive the psychedelic in a medically licensed setting (AZ Leg) California regulators refuse to make officials available for interview on LA Times investigation into alarming levels of pesticides found in legal weed (Los Angeles Times) Maryland Gov. Wes Moore issued pardons for more than 175,000 pot-related convictions in executive order (MD.gov) New Hampshire lawmakers sent two bills to Gov. Chris Sununu's desk to expand medical cannabis access (NH Legislature) New York City officials being sued over efforts to close unlicensed pot businesses (Gothamist) Rhode Island lawmakers sent Gov. Dan McKee a kratom regulation bill (RI Legislature) Vermont Legislature overrides Gov. Phil Scott's veto of safe injection site bill, 6 others (The Associated Press) METAL MOMENT This week, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Mushroomhead'sFall in Line. Follow [email protected] on the Fediverse FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time THEY Ever joined an IRC chat. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever made a prank call. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Delta traveler nearly got away with bringing 33 pounds of cocaine on a flight (The Street) Woman reels in monster 33-pound fish off Georgia coast (WSBTV) Missouri mushroom hunters enlisted to help scientists find every fungi in the United States (KCUR) Perfectly preserved 250-year-old cherries unearthed at George Washington's Mt. Vernon home (AP) Two men save dad, young sons from drowning in Colorado River (People) "Portal to the underworld" returned to Mexico (New York Post) Florida family finds 'monster' megalodon tooth while on vacation (MSN) Vermont lawmaker apologizes for repeatedly pouring water in her colleague's bag (AP) Michigan man arrested for spraypainting Beavis heads all over Detroit (FOX) Oregon amusement park guests left hanging upside down after ride malfunctions on opening day (FOX)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 326 Producers: M. Andrew Jones, harvhat, ChadF, Tjunta, RevCyberTrucker, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed Intro/Outro: Apolunewave - Neon Fire Sign up for the M. Andrew Jones newsletter: -- email [email protected] -- include mailing address to receive a physical copy Get a Podcasting 2.0 app! ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN HRF Bitcoin Development fund grants 10 BTC to 13 BTC Projects (Human Rights Foundation) OpenCash Association launched to support projects building on Cashu protocol Ginger Wallet: Wasabi Wallet fork with 'compliant' coinjoins Spanish court grants 'Bitcoin Jesus' bail in extradition fight (Bloomberg) Cake Wallet to integrate lightning network support with Breez SDK (Breez Tech / Medium) BTCPayServer 1.13.2 (GitHub) mempool.space TOP THREE 33 Israeli strike kills 33 in a Gaza school filled with displaced families (The Associated Press) Protesters nationwide hail hostage rescue, urge deal to free the rest; 33 arrested in Tel Aviv (Times of Israel) Oakland crime down 33% according to Gov. Newsom (KRON 4) Chicago shootings: at least 33 shot, 5 fatally, in weekend gun violence across city, police say (ABC 7) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signs bill to adjust psychedelic rules (CO Legislation) Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis vetoes hemp restriction bill (FL Senate) Kentucky Rep. James Comer helps donor get Chinese hemp which tested as pot (The Daily Beast) Fargo woman facing 30 years in prison for bong water (Minnesota Reformer) Money isn't enough to speed up Missouri's marijuana expungements (MO Independent) New York Gov. Kathy Hochul has a bill to reinstate marijuana farmers markets by creating a new cannabis grower showcase permit on her desk (NY Senate) Slovenia voters vote to legislate medical pot, personal use (MJ Biz Daily) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Trivax's Azrael. Follow along with his adventures on the Fediverse at [email protected]. FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time THEY Ever flirted with a cop. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever joined an IRC chat. Call/Text: (816) 607-3663 FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Club 33 manager dies in 'tragic' Disneyland accident (The Orange County Register) Fossil-hunting diver finds mastodon tusk off Florida coast (ABC) Rare 7-foot fish washed ashore on Oregon's coast garners worldwide attention (AP) Rare white bison calf spotted in Yellowstone National Park could fulfill prophecy (FOX) Content creator federally charged for having helicopter blast a Lamborghini with fireworks (AP) Giraffe nibble turns into airborne safari adventure for Texas toddler (AP) Woman steps in quicksand on Maine beach (AP) Woman learns her dog is alive, up for adoption after taking it to be euthanized a year earlier (WBTV) Archaeologists make deathly discovery at bottom of 800-year-old shipwreck (Miami Herald) NYC couple finds safe containing almost $100K while magnet fishing in muddy Queens pond (USA Today)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 325 Producers: ChadF, harvhat, Lavish, cbrooklyn, Bearsnare, makeheroism, Bowlysteed Intro/Outro: Harris Heller - Neon Renegade (YouTube) Listen to our latest Bowls With Buds ft. Face2theScr33n! ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Zeus v.0.9.0-alpha5: Purchase channels in advance, BOLT 12 offers & LN address for CLN (Github) Alby Extension v3.8.1 improved permissions. settings UI & more (Github) LND v0.18.0-beta (Github) GrapheneOS duress password New 'opt-in' ChatControl EU mass surveillance council (Council of the European Union) Biden Veto on Overturning SAB 121 Crypto Custody Bill (The White House) KC Bitcoiners' Beers, Billiards & Bitcoin @ Flo's Poke-A-Dot 6/5 @ 6:00pm Wanna join the next 1 million sat Ring of Fire? [email protected] TOP THREE 33 Former Bay Area sports star Drew Gordon, 33, dies in autocycle crash (SFGATE) Heatstroke kills 33 polling staff in a state on last day of India election (AlJazeera) At least 33 Palestinian Red Crescent officials killed in Gaza since October (TRT World) Menopause impacts 33% of a woman's life. It's time to stop the stigma. (Forbes) Troops 'rescue' 33 hostages, 'kill six terrorists' in Sambisa forest (TheCable) Sexual offenses against young women up 33% on London public transport (The Standard) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Biden corrects expungement statement (YouTube) STUDY: Terpenes "as effective as morphine at reducing chronic neuropathic pain" with fewer side effects (PAIN) US Court of Appeals issues mixed decision for Curaleaf labor law case (Green Market Report) Delaware Gov. John Carney signs bill expanding medical pot access (DE General Assembly) Florida psychedelic church found liable in the death of a man who used drugs at a retreat it hosted (The Microdose) Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry has bills to decriminalize pot paraphernalia and allowing him to pardon people for possession convictions without needing Board of Pardons recommendation on his desk (LA State Legislature) Minnesota pot law changes coming this summer (MN OCM) Second Missouri judge rules counties and municipalities can stack pot taxes, rejecting challenge (MO Independent) South Dakota secretary of state confirms activists collected enough signatures to put pot legalization on the November ballot Vermont Gov. Phil Scott signs bill creating Psychedelic Therapy Advisory Working Group but vetoes safe consumption site bill (VT Legislature) Air Canada wins right to test flight attendant's hair for pot use (CBC) South Africa President Cyril Ramaphosa signs Cannabis for Private Purposes Act (Gov.ZA) METAL MOMENT The RevCyberTrucker brings us Negro Terror's Voice of Memphis. Follow his adventures @[email protected] FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time THEY Ever had a Chipotle burrito. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever flirted with a cop. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Pregnant stingray with no male companion now has 'reproductive disease' (The Associated Press) Missing alligator found alive in Kansas City after more than 10 days (KCTV) Woman taken to Lincoln, Nebraska funeral home still alive (KLKNTV) Human skull padlocked to dumbbell pulled out of New Orleans water by fisherman (AP) Sleepy UK town thrust into chaos as out-of-control chickens ruin families' everyday lives (WND) St. George, Kansas family believes they found long lost charm on eBay (KSL TV) Man who went viral for driving during virtual court hearing for suspended license reportedly vindicated (FOX) Rare juvenile T.rex fossil unearthed by 3 boys, now on display at Denver museum (FOX) Chain stops bullet, sparing Colorado man's fate (FOX) Rare Boba Fett action figure sells for record-breaking $525,000 (Heritage Auctions)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 324 Producers: ChadF, Boolysteed, MaryKate-Ultra, harvhat, NetNed Intro/Outro: Thumper - Jim Hall Forgotten Weapons (YouTube) MADtv UBS Guy Office (YouTube)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 323 Producers: harvhat, ChadF, phifer, Boolysteed, HeyCitizen, NetNed Join us SUNDAY night for a Face2theScr33n Bowls With Buds! Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen - Summer Shift ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Ronin Dojo v2.1.4 (No Bullshit Bitcoin) Hodl Hold blocks US users from accessing its lending platform (No Bullshit Bitcoin) Speed wallet implements KYC for US-based users (No BS BTC) Samourai devs first court hearing (No BS BTC) KC Bitcoiners' morning Coffee Meetup June 7th KC Citadel Farm meetup June 22nd TOP THREE 33 33 tornadoes reported through Midwest on Tuesday (FOX) Rajkot inferno toll climbs to 33, many still missing in 'manmade disaster' (The Hindu) Cardiac arrest survival rates increase from 5% to 33% with life saving equipment made mobile (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) A Missouri man has been in prison for 33 years. A new hearing could determine if he was wrongfully convicted. (CBS) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Feds accepting public comments on rescheduling proposal (DEA) Dr. Drew reveals potential fallout from DOJ's marijuana reclassification (FOX) What it means if marijuana shifts from a Schedule 1 to 3 drug (WGCU) STUDY: more Americans consume marijuana daily than drink alcohol (Wiley) Louisiana lawmakers sent Gov. Jeff Landry bill to transfer medical cultivation licenses (Louisiana Illuminator) Ann Arbor, MI votes to dedicate $1 million in pot revenue to social services (MLive) Minnesota lawmakers send Gov. Tim Walz bills making changes to state pot laws (MinnPost) New York Gov. Kathy Hochul touts court decision to impose $15.2 million fine on owner of unlicensed pot stores (Gov.NY) Nicki Minaj's England concert postponed after detained by Dutch authorities over pot (The Associated Press) US Virgin Island Governor Albert Bryan Jr. approves pot rules and regulations (VI.gov) METAL MOMENT Please send love, prayers and karma to RevCyberTrucker who is still missing his kitty Grogu. :( FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever had quiche. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had a Chipotle burrito. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! To be buried in RI Veterans Cemetery couple weds after 33 years (The Providence Journal) Lost wallet returned to man after 33 years (Comox Valley Record) Mexican government says arm of 19th century mummy came off after mishandling by museum staff (AP) Woman out for walk in Czech Republic discovers medieval treasure (FOX) Georgia angler hooks unique-looking fish , snags state record 2 months after it's broken (FOX) Rooster flies into car while woman drives (FOX) Wisconsin library waives damage fees in exchange for photos of pets behind the damage (Book Riot) Skydiver recovers phone after it fell from his pocket at 12,000 feet (FOX) Family contracts brain worms from undercooked black bear meat (FOX) Alligator escapes Missouri middle school petting zoo (Kansas City Star)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 322 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, SeeDubs, harvhat, ChadF, HeyCitizen, makeheroism, NetNed, BowlySteed, phifer, Face2theBowl Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen - Don't Go Outside ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Celebrate May 22nd the 14th Bitcoin Pizza Day with KC Bitcoiners 6:00 pm at Pizza STOP The Bitcoin Scammer Uncensored with Junseth (What Bitcoin Did) Tornado Cash Developer Alexey Pertsev sentenced to 64 months in prison in the Netherlands (The Block) Venezuela cracks down on Bitcoin mining (No Bullshit Bitcoin) Julian Assange can appeal extradition to US, UK High Court rules (CNN) COPA vs Craig Wright written judgement published (Judiciary.UK) TOP THREE 33 George, South Africa building collapse: 33 dead, search operation completed (News24) UFC, BKFC veteran Geane Herrera dead at 33 (MMA Fighting) Staten Island man gets 33 months in prison for $1.9M baby formula scam (NY Daily News) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Department of Justice submits proposed regulation to reschedule marijuana (DOJ) Here is Joe Biden's video announcing scheduling (Marijuana Moment) Veteran Drug Enforcement Administration agent sentenced to 3 years for bribing former colleague to leak intelligence (The Associated Press) Former Deputy Sheriff, DEA Task Force officer pleads guilty to conspiring to distribute narcotics, defrauding the US, tax evasion (DOJ) Cannabis poisonings among older adults have tripled, study finds (CNN) Two Chiefs players arrested for pot possession in Kansas (Bleacher Report) Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds signed a bill to regulate hemp products (Gov.IA) Maryland Gov. Wes Moore signed legislation creating a new Task Force on REsponsible Use of Natural Psychedelic Substances (Gov.MD) Cannabis spotted near Wisconsin State Capitol (WMTV) METAL MOMENT Send kitty karma and love to RevCyberTrucker this week. </3 FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever saw an episode of South Park. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had quiche. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Couple of 33 years marries after terminal cancer diagnosis (WRDW) Man causes more than $8k worth of damage by throwing fish around new DMV center (Lincoln Journal Star) Time traveler caught on Florida camera (The Sun) West Virginia candidate hospitalized after being bitten by snakes while removing campaign signs (The Associated Press) Stolen antique weathervane recovered 40 years later, returned to Vermont (AP) Hot dog restaurant hosts 'upsetting' Bluey event (FOX) Alabama teen hopes to set state fishing record after reeling in species new to waters (FOX) Japan grappling with invasive raccoon population nearly 40 years after bringing them to the country (New York Post) Cop makes Aberdeen inmate jumpstart RV he allegedly stole (FOX) 95-year-old retired seamstress reunited with 40-year-old sculpture of herself in Little Italy (AMNY)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 321 Producers: Oystein Berge, harvhat, piranesi, Bowlysteed, ericpp, RevCyberTrucker, ajoint, Tjunta, seedubs Listen to the StevenB Bowls With Buds Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen - Outlaw ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN SeedSigner: Next Level Bitcoin Security Zeus v0.8.4 zap.store: Nostr-based permissionless app store (No Bullshit Bitcoin) Juneseth's Werld Episode 75 Interview with a $0ci@L Engineering H4x0r mp3 BTC Meetup 6:00 pm at The Bar in Mission, KS May 24th 7:30 am BTC & Coffee Meetup at Take Care TOP THREE 33 Washington traffic deaths reached 33-year high in 2023, data shows (KING5) Police dismantle pro-Palestinian protest encampment on Penn's campus; 33 cited (CBS) GWU protest continues after 33 arrested in clash with police (FOX 5 DC) Shohei Ohtani's former interpreter agrees to plead guilty, faces up to 33 years (NBC Sports) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Drug Enforcement Administration releases 2024 National Drug Threat Assessment (DEA.gov) Federal judge denies Hunter Biden's claim ban on gun possession by people who use illegal drugs is unconstitutional (US Courts) US Supreme Court rules authorities do not have to provide speedy hearings when they seize property used in drug crimes (The Associated Press) Alaska lawmakers send Gov. Mike Dunleavy a bill to create a task force to study how to license and regulate psychedelic-assisted therapy in the event of federal approval (AK Legislature) Colorado lawmakers sent Gov. Jared Polis a bill to streamline pot regulations (CO Legislature) Connecticut Gov. Ned Lamont signs bill restricting intoxicating hemp-derived products (CT General Assembly) Minnesota pot growers sue state, seeking to legally sell their homegrown cannabis (StarTribune) Vermont Gov. Phil Scott has a bill to create a psychedelic-assisted therapy working group on his desk along with one to legalize and fund a safe consumption site (VT Legislature) 125 pot convicts released from prison since Germany enacted legalization (Tages Schau) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Green Jelly's Three Little Pigs. FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time THEY Ever had a recurring dream. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever saw a South Park episode. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! 33-year-old man survives 118 hours under collapsed building (ENCA) Nashville officer fired for porn video in uniform (WSMV) Punxsutawney Phil's kits gets named but won't be heirs (AP) Michigan woman found living inside grocery store sign (Business Insider) NYC jail guard injured after body camera catches fire (FOX) Wisconsin man ate grill brush bristle, almost died (FOX) Arizona woman wrangles snake at wedding (FOX) Snake delays another Japanese train (Yoimuri) Man gets realistic picture of his boat painted on a fence intended to hide it (KSBW) Zoogoers outraged to discover panda exhibit was actually dogs dyed black and white (New York Post) 106-year-old Texas man reclaims title as oldest skydiver (Guinness World Records)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 320 Producers: harvhat, Boo-Bury, ChadF, Bowlysteed, marykateultra, HeyCitizen, ericpp, Anonymous Listen to StevenB's first appearance on Bowls With Buds Mentioned Links: Hoemath on YouTube TrueFans.fm Thunder Road Media #0001 Survival Guide Meyers-Briggs 16 Personalities Nostr Improvement Possibilities

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 319 Producers: Kevin S, harvhat, Oystein Berge, Cannabis Records, ChadF, justlistenin, LyonStyles, test toker, ericpp, RevCyberTrucker, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, NetNed Listen to the Mouseybear and Tjunta Bowls With Buds if you missed it live. Tune in this Friday at 8pm Central for a StevenB back in the Bowl! Check out A Walk to the End of the Block to hear a tale of sexbots and fatties. Intro/Outro: Ghostrifter - Deflector ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Helipad 0.2.0 (Github) Federal prosecutors are (still) 'investigating' Jack Dorsey's block for alleged gaps in compliance (No Bullshit Bitcoin) zkSNACKS to suspend Coinjoin June 1st (No BS BTC) Senator Cynthia Lummis (WY) slams DOJ for hyper-aggressive stance on self-custody software (No BS BTC) Block to invest 10% of BTC profits into BTC each month for the rest of 2024 (Bloomberg) OpenSats receives additional $21M from #startsmall initiative (Philanthropy News Digest) Emessbee: Construct coinjoin transactions without a coordinator (No BS BTC) TOP THREE 33 Hamas to release 33 hostages, living and dead, in proposed deal (The Jerusalem Post) At least 33 tornadoes reported in Oklahoma this weekend (WeatherNation) Former NBA player Darius Morris dead at 33 (TMZ) NOAA researchers announce 33% increase in gray whale numbers, end investigation into die-off (Oregon Capital Chronicle) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signs bill concerning "hemp" definition (CO.gov) Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp signs hemp regulation bill (Capitol Beat) Missouri judge rules counties, cities can stack pot taxes on top of one another (Missouri Independent) New York regulators sued again (Times Union) Austin, Texas cops claim to find fentanyl-laced pot (FOX) METAL MOMENT TONIGHT, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Alestorm's Keelhauled. FIRST TIME I EVER... This week, Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever had the wind knocked out of them. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had a recurring dream. Call/text NOW: (816) 607-3663 FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Canadian woman finally receives postcard from Galapagos -- 33 years later (Vancouver Sun) Pennsylvania man's emotional support alligator Wally goes missing (Associated Press) To fend off tourists, Fujikawaguchiko to build big screen blocking view of Mount Fuji (AP) Kittens dropped off at Arizona Humane Society turn out to be something else (FOX) Kentucky fisherman in Texas hooks prehistoric 200-pound alligator snapping turtle, monster alligator gar (FOX) Researchers discover 1909 shipwreck at bottom of Lake Superior (FOX) North Carolina child hears monsters in walls, turns out to be 50,000 bees (FOX) Rare bird photographed, never seen in US before (FOX) TSA finds bag of snakes in passenger's pants at Miami airport (FOX) Grandmother welcomes 4 new grandchildren on the same day (KXAN) Tune in FRIDAY at 8PM Central for StevenB back on Bowls With Buds!

Mouseybear and Tjunta are back for more lovin' in the Bowl with another Bowls With Buds! Check out their previous appearances: Episode 140 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Mouseybear and Tjunta Episode 235 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Mouseybear and Tjunta Intro/Outro: Jahzzar - VHS Value for Value Thank you to the Episode 317 Producers: harvhat, phifer, Boolysteed, HeyCitizen, MaryKate-Ultra Mentioned links: The State of American Friendship: Change, Challenges and Loss (Survey Center on American Life) Friendships: Less is now more (WEF)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 317 Producers: harvhat, dovydas, Dirty Jersey Whore, Anonymous Fountain user, Bearsnare, Lavish, Boolysteed, ajoint, ericpp, jdncrypt Intro/Outro: Boxcat Games - Against the Wall Listen to the hzrd149 Bowls With Buds if you missed it live. Tune in FRIDAY at 8pm CT for MouseyBear & Tjunta Bowls With Buds! ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Samourai Wallet founders arrested, charged with money laundering, unlicensed money transmitting offenses (Justice.gov) Samourai Wallet co-founder Keonne Rodriguez pleads not guilty, released on $1M bond (NO BS BTC) How to migrate Samourai wallet to Sparrow (Freedom.tech) Sparrow Wallet v1.9.0: Remove Whirlpool client and Soroban-related features (No Bullshit Bitcoin) FBI issues warning against using 'no-KYC' cryptocurrency money transmitting services (IC3) Phoenix Wallet to stop serving US customers on May 3rd (No BS BTC) zkSNACKS Coinjoin coordinator is now blocking US residents, citizens (TTS) DOJ challenges Tornado Cash developers' motion to dismiss (No BS BTC) Roger Ver charged with mail fraud, tax evasion and filing false tax returns (DOJ) Solo Bitcoin miner hits the 3.125 BTC lottery, solving valid block (Cointelegraph) TOP THREE 33 33 arrested at pro-Palestine rally after Indiana University policy change (WISH-TV) Tornado kills 5, injuries 33 in Chinese metro (CNN) Zombie deer disease now spread to 33 states (Denver7) Bangladesh: Extreme heat kicks 33 million children out of schools (BBC) Mother's Day spending expected to top $33 billion (WILX) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Biden delays proposed rule to ban menthol cigarettes (HHS) Biden Administration aims to reclassify marijuana as less dangerous drug (The Wall Street Journal) US DEA will move to reclassify marijuana (The Associated Press) THE DOJ is expected to recommend marijuana be reclassified as less dangerous (NPR) Biden administration takes step to make marijuana use a less serious crime (Reuters) Explainer: How US change on marijuana would help cannabis companies (Reuters) DEA exempts ayahuasca import, religous use for Arizona church (Filter) Judge upholds $191,000 award to former Amsterdam, New York wastewater treatment worker who was fired over medical pot use (Times-Union) New York regulators ask federal court to dismiss lawsuit claiming their pot licensing process discriminates against white males (Green Market Report) North Dakota Secretary of State Michael Howe approves legalization initiative (ND Monitor) The Pennsylvania Commonwealth Court overturned a ruling that found reimbursing an injured worker for medical pot violated federal law (Business Insurance) Thailand's public health minister signs directive allowing use of psilocybin and opium for medical treatment and research (Nation Thailand) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Diablo Swing Orchestra - Swagger and Stroll Down the Rabbit Hole. FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time THEY Ever stepped on a thumbtack. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got the wind knocked out of you. Call or text NOW: (816) 607-3663 FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Sexsomnia (CNN) Paleontologists unravel secrets of 'enigmatic' 33-foot prehistoric shark after fossil discovery (Smithsonian Magazine) Chicago's rat hole removed after city determines sidewalk was damaged (AP) Utah cat accidentally shipped in Amazon return box found 650 miles from home by warehouse worker (FOX) Ohio teen pulls in massive 101-pound blue catfish setting new state record (FOX) Giant tumor growing for decades removed from neck of Scottsdale man (FOX) Florida city low on cemetery space considers repurposing schools (FOX) Wales: Firefighters rescue poodle trapped under kitchen (MAWW Fire) Australia: Escaped dog shuts down traffic in underground tunnel (9News) Boy, 13, fines 'holy grail' Lego octopus piece from sea spillage in 1997 (Sky)

hzrd149 of noStrudel.ninja and Blossom joins us IN the Bowl for his first Bowls With Buds! Intro/Outro: Kurtisdrums - Mario Kurt Value For Value Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 316 Producers: cbrooklyn112, harvhat, Bowlysteed, ChadF, CollinB, jdncrypt, marykateultra, Boo-Bury, harvhat Additional Links Linux Unplugged BTC Bounty Hunt Don't Make Me Think by Steven Krug Bowl After Bowl Episode 168 Bowls With Buds Gigi Sovereign Engineering OpenSats ABS 'n a 6-pack Episode 236 Waitin' on Alex Spicin' Foods' Pain is Good line

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 315 Producers: Sharky, SircussMedia, harvhat, cottongin, ChadF, HeyCitizen, Bearsnare, Memes1337, test toker, LyonStyles, Tjunta, MakeHeroism, ajoint, harvhat, Boolysteed, Boo-Bury Listen to the 4/20 Bowls With Buds featuring MakeHeroism and MaryKate-Ultra. Tune in FRIDAY for another Bowls With Buds featuring hzrd149 IN the Bowl! Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen ft. Aaron Trincado - Midnight Theory Abs n' a 6 pack Episode 253 War Culture Radio Grumpy Old Bens Episode 254: Node Business ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Video of Spencer celebrating the Halving Craig Wright discontinues Tulip trading case in major win for Bitcoin developers (No Bullshit Bitcoin) US government rejects calls to end Assange case, submits 'non-assurances' for extradition (No BS BTC) Braiins pool lightning payouts now available to all users (No BS BTC) OpenSats receives $1 million donation from the Reynolds Foundation (No BS BTC) KC Bitcoiners' Coffee meetup FRIDAY 4/26 at 7:30 a.m. TOP THREE 33 Woman pregnant 33 weeks before Chicago care center noticed, 3 workers suspended (Kansas City Star) Black hole found in our galaxy is 33 times the sun's mass (Earth) Nigerian airstrike killed 33 villagers during Eid, witnesses say (The EastAfrican) Operation Shockwave in Lynchburg, Virginia ends with 33 charged, seizure of fentanyl (WFXR) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Dutchie e-commerce systems reported widespread outages on 4/20 (MJ Biz Daily) U.S. should make more and faster strides on Fogel release (TribLive) San Francisco museum unveils fancy new bong collection (SFGate) San Diego mayor pushes to cut social equity program (Voice of San Diego) Hawaii lawmakers sent Gov. Josh Green legislation to expunge past offenses (HI Legislature) Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear signs bill to expedite medical licensing (KY Gov) Maine Gov. Janet Mills signs bill allowing people to apply to have convictions expunged (ME Legislature) Missouri attorney general launches consumer protection investigation into hemp products (MO AG.gov) Missouri regulators issue health advisory about hemp products (MO Health.gov) Montana lawmakers fail to override Gov. Greg Gianforte's veto of a bill to reallocate pot tax revenue (Daily Montanan) Oklahoma lawmakers sent Gov. Kevin Stitt a bill on pot packaging requirements (OK Senate) METAL MOMENT Road karma to the Rev and hope to have another Metal Moment next Bowl! FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever got banned. Next week, tell us about the First Time YOU Ever stepped on a thumbtack. Call now: (816) 607-3663 FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! 33-year-old John Deere fetches high auction haul (AgWeb) Kaffa Roasterie's "AI-conic" blend (AP) Indiana man wins primary election while charged with murder (AP) Ancient snake in India might have been longer than a school bus, weighed a ton (AP) Canadian family receives wrong body after dies on Cuban vacation (AP) Loose lemur caught after several weeks in Texas (UPI) Two vultures found 'too drunk to fly' in CT (UPI) Strangers return diamond ring found on Texas beach to its owner (UPI) NASA confirms debris that hit Florida home is trash from ISS (UPI) Stowaway snake causes delay for bullet train in Japan (UPI)

Tonight, the MK Bowlers BakeHeroism and do another 4/20 anniversary show to celebrate Boolysteed's birthday with MakeHeroism and MaryKate-Ultra! Intro/Outro: Ghost Rd. - False Finish Tune in to MaryKate-Ultra and DuhLaurien on Homegrown Hits every Thursday at 7 p.m Central! Join the MKs for game night every other Sunday at HyperSpaceOut! VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Episode 314 Producers: SirSeatSitter, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed Stevie Wonder mic stand grab (YouTube)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl 313 Producers: SircussMedia, harvhat, HeyCitizen, Cannabis Records, ChadF, Bearsnare, TestToker, Boo-Bury, Boolysteed, ericpp, cottongin Check out the latest Bowls With Buds featuring our Bowlerito Fletcher! Tune in for a 4/20 special Bowls With Buds ft. MaryKate-Ultra and MakeHeroism at 8pm Central. ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN KC Bitcoiners Halving Party tentatively Friday night Wednesday 4/17 KC Bitcoiners meetup at The Bar 6:00 pm Natalie Brunell v. Peter Schiff clip (Fox Business / YouTube) Sparrow Wallet v1.8.5: Whirlpool over decentralized Soroban (No Bullshit Bitcoin) Atlanta 2022 CoreDev event probed by the FBI (No BS BTC) Patriot Act v2.0: US House passes FISA 702 surveillance expansion reform (No BS BTC) Norway wants to curb BTC mining with Europe's first data center regulation (No BS BTC) Congrats hzrd149 the noStrudel.ninja on the OpenSats support! TOP THREE 33 Ed Dowd on government, media pretending massive health crisis not ongoing (Zero Hedge) 33 units damaged in Tulsa apartment fire (News on 6) Heavy rains set off flash floods, killing 33 people in Afghanistan (Associated Press) BEHIND THE CURTAIN White House rescheduling update (White House / YouTube) Department of Justice investigates pot-related businesses over COVID relief loans (Marijuana Moment) Arkansas Supreme Court rules in favor of medical weed company over license dispute (Talk Business) North Newton, Kansas approves changes to ordinance regarding first-offense marijuana possession (KSN) Kentucky lawmakers sent Gov. Andy Beshear a bill to expedite medical weed business licensing (Louisville Public Media) Maine lawmakers sent Gov. Janet Mills a bill to create a task force charged with studying the potential decriminalization of drugs (ME Morning Star) Oregon Gov. Tina Kotek signs bill placing indefinite moratorium on new pot business licenses (NORML) Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin signs legislation protecting firefighters, teachers and other public sector workers from being fired for medical pot use but vetoes bill to strength parental rights for consumers (VA.gov) £33 million of drugs seized by Royal Navy in the Middle East (gov.UK) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Mac Sabbath's Sweet Beef. FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time THEY Ever had an encounter with a snake. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got banned. Call/text: (816) 607-3663 FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Study finds the average American kid gets bored after just 33 minutes (Audacy) Oregon wolf population flat after 33 human-caused deaths (Statesman Journal) Drone finds missing husky running with bears (News 18) 9-year-old's dream of an octopus leads to 50 more (AP) Oregon woman reels in record-breaking fish (FOX) Mystery object on Cape Cod beach turns out to be remnant from top secret military program (FOX) Revolutionary War painting found in NYC apartment (New York Post) 85-year-old Idaho woman kills intruder (USA Today) German art gallery employee fired for sneaking his own art on walls (CBS) Leavenworth baker may have lost $4,000 diamond in batch of cookies (KMBC)

DeMu artist Fletcher of Hog Story fame is BACK in the Bowl for another Bowls With Buds! Check out his Kick video stream Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 312 Producers: phifer, MaryKate-Ultra, NetNed, SircussMedia, Boolysteed, harvhat, Tjunta, test toker, cottongin, SirSeatSitter, Piranesi Intro/Outro: Cyberbear - Swift Electric Check out previous Fletcher Bowls: Episode 55 Bowls With Buds Blaney & Fletcher Episode 146 Bowls With Buds Blaney & Fletcher Episode 182 Bowls With Buds Blaney & Fletcher Episode 95 Bowls With Buds ft. Fletcher Episode 202 Bowls With Buds ft. Fletcher Open Broadcaster Software (OBS) Windows Subsystem for Linux (WSL) Two Hits and the Joint Turned Brown ms. Informed NAtion Lady of the Evening / Everything is LIT Remixes / 44 / Fletcher and Blaney Scorpion Reel magic device Todd Lamanske / Shin Lim

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 311 Producers: harvhat, Oystein Berge, HeyCitizen, Bearsnare, Emily Ronna, seedubs, Sir Ryan Thomas, cottongin, CollinB, ChadF, jdencrypt, Boo-Bury, Dirty Jersey Whore, Bowlysteed, Pheonix, SircussMedia, Lavish Check out: Homegrown Hits ft. Emily Ronna, Podcasting 2.0 with Boo-Bury, Bowls With Buds ft. CollinB Join us FRIDAY for Bowls With Buds ft. Fletcher at 8 PM Central Intro/Outro: Floating Anarchy - Nostalgica ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN 1 million sat ring of fire, JOIN NOW: [email protected] Zeus v.0.8.3: on-chain tx coin control for LND (No Bullshit Bitcoin) Bitcoin Halving clock Wavlake: BYO Lightning Address (WL Zine) TOP THREE 33 Over 33,000 have fled gangs' 13-day rampage through Haiti's capital (PBS) Joe Biden's 'secret' flights of 33,000 migrants to New York passes buck to city taxpayers (FOX) 33% of US millionaires are women: 5 hurdles keeping women from becoming millionaires (Yahoo Finance) lllinois traffic stop leads to 33-pound meth bust, three arrested (FOX) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Pot found in Rashee Rice's Lamborghini after Texas accident (NBC Sports) Department of Justice files brief asking court to dismiss lawsuit from pot businesses seeking to prevent federal enforcement against them (Marijuana Moment) Arkansas attorney general rejects laguage of proposed legalization ballot initiative (AR Democrat Gazette) Iowa lawmakers sent Gov. Kim Reynolds a bill to restrict consumable hemp products (IA Capital Dispatch) Maine lawmakers send Gov. Janet Mills a bill to loosen restrictive pot gummy labeling rules (WGME) Maryland lawmakers sent Gov. Wes Moore legislation to regulate kratom (MD Legislature) ...and also legislation to create a Task Force on Responsible Use of Natural Psychedelic Substances (MD Legislature) Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey pardons all simple cannabis possession convictions (NBC) Michigan marijuana activist John Sinclair passed away (Associated Press) Feds seize state-licensed pot in New Mexico (KRQE) Judge strikes down New York's marketing, advertising regulations (Syracuse) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Andre Antunes and Shan Padman's cover of Sanson Ki Mala Pe. 99% of sats from boosts during this chapter go straight to the Rev and 1% stays with the Bowl to credit YOU as a producer! Follow the Rev's shenanigans on the Fediverse FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time THEY Ever pulled out. Call in next week to tell us about the First Time You Ever had an encounter with a snake. Call/Text: (816) 607-3663 FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Burning laptop burns student during MCAS (CBS) A new declaration in Mexico gives 19 cats roaming the presidential palace food and care fur-ever (AP) Texas mom gets warrant issued for her arrest over late library books (FOX) Mountain goat stuck under Kansas City bridge survives rocky rescue (AP) Garage-found grenades turned over to police turn out to be live (UPI) Gray wolves hadn't been since in south Michigan since the 1900s but this winter, a local hunter shot one (AP) California dog missing since the summer found in Michigan (AP) Thief disguised as trash bag steals package (FOX) Florida woman finds alligator in home (WESH) 100 huskies escape dog cafe and run through Chinese mall (UPI)

KC Bitcoiner CollinB joins us for his first Bowls With Buds (and first podcast EVER) in The Bowl. VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 310 Producers: ChadF, cardboardwarrior, cottongin, NetNed, marykateultra Intro/Outro: Cruising - The Synthesatsers

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 309 Producers: Kevin S, ericpp, Boolysteed, seedubs, harvhat, ChadF, HeyCitizen, ajoint, CollinB, makeheroism, Bearsnare, NetNed, RevCyberTrucker, frankiepaint, phifer, SircussMedia, SirSeatSitter Listen to the most recent Bowls With Buds featuring the legendary Bowler NetNed Tune in FRIDAY for an in-person Bowls With Buds featuring KC Bitcoiner CollinB! BUT FIRST... Emily Ronna is joining DuhLaurien and MaryKateUltra for Homegrown Hits Thursday at 7pm Central Boo-Bury of Behind the Sch3m3s and ThunderRoad.Media fame will be IN the Board Room for Podcasting 2.0 Friday And the 12 Rods and Mellow Cassette concert is THIS SATURDAY at 6 pm Central! Boost! Boost! Boost! Intro/Outro: Three Chain Links - Dance Harder ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Podcasting 2.0 Pugnacious Proclivities (Podcast Index) Sam Bankman-Fried sentenced to 25 years in prison for fraud (CoinDesk) Bull Bitcoin's 'In Person BTC purchases via Canada Post' to require identity verification (No Bullshit Bitcoin) Bisq / RoboSats Argentina creates mandatory registry for Bitcoin service providers operating in the country (No BS BTC) 'Louie' the raccoon wins 2024 Cadbury bunny title (The Independent) Tether awards $100k grant to BTCPay Server Foundation (No BS BTC) The Jellyfish Nebula Supernova Remnant Alby update (GitHub) TOP THREE 33 33 people displaced following Easter Sunday fire in Newburgh, officials say (CBS News) At least 33 shot, 7 fatally over violent Easter weekend in Chicago (ABC) 33 Syrian troops and civilians, 5 Hezbollah members killed in Aleppo strikes (The Times of Israel) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Researchers awarded $1.5 million to produced hemp-based insulated siding from Department of Energy grant (EurkAlert!) DEA official discusses pot scheduling timeline (CampusDrugPrevention.gov) Backlash to D.C. marijuana shop's move into the Palisades (Axios) Delaware lawmakers sent Gov. John Carney a bill to expand medical pot (DE Legislature) Florida Supreme Court approves ballot measure to legalize recreational marijuana (Politico) Idaho lawmakers sent Gov. Brad Little a bill to repeal the state's syringe exchange program (ID Legislature) Kentucky lawmakers send Gov. Andy Beshear a budget bill restricting funding for the medical cannabis program (KY Legislature) Kentucky lawmakers send Gov. Beshear a kratom regulation bill (KY Leg) Maine Gov. Janet Mills' brother transferred nine acres of black market cannabis grow to Chinese national mother living in Guangdong province (The Maine Wire) Missouri revokes nine pot micro-licenses (The Kansas City Star) St. Louis-area cannabis workers win the right to review ballots in union election (Missouri Independent) Oregon Gov. Tina Kotek signs bill over-turning voter-approved drug decriminalization law (OR Leg) Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin vetoes recreational pot sales bill (VA.gov) Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers signs bill legalizing xylazine test strips (WQOW) German legalization signed into law, took effect Monday (The Washington Post) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Tommy Johansson cover of Abba's Waterloo. @[email protected] FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever rode a mechanical bull. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever pulled out. Call (816) 607-3663 NOW FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Uranus Fudge Factory names inaugural competitive fudge eating champion (KY3) 33 kayakers rescued after high winds slam Tennessee cave tour group (New York Post) Pet snake reunited with owner after being missing for a year (People) Punxsutawney Phil, wife Phyllis are parents to 2 babies (Associated Press) Dog digging in Florida yard unearths military bomb (Click Orlando) Wiggins, Mississippi woman rescues five-legged lamb (WLOX) Harvard removes human skin binding from 19th century library book (Harvard) Man calls sheriffs about hunting sasquatch (KKLZ) 640-year-old castle with moat found under hotel in France (New York Post) Rescued baby hedgehog actually pompom from a hat (Independent) Join us FRIDAY for Bowls With Buds featuring CollinB 8pm Central!

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 308 Producers: DarrenO, Boolysteed, phifer, ChadF, marykateultra, harvhat, ajoint Intro/Outro: Timecrawler 82 - Street Dancing Episode 250 ★ Blowing Smoke in Uranus Episdoe 138 ★ Tennessee Meetup Episode 134 ★ NetNed Bowls With Buds Episode 75 ★ NetNed Bowls With Buds

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 307 Producers: Face2theScr33n, harvhat, Lavish, HeyCitizen, CollinB, ChadF. Dirty Jersey Whore, Phifer, Boolysteed, nam, Fletcher, seedubs, ericpp Catch up with the latest Bowls With Buds featuring Bearsnare and tune in Friday to hear Bowls With Buds featuring NetNed! Intro/Outro: Unison - Floating Anarchy ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Ring of Fire #18 was a success! 1 million sat Ring of Fire will be launching soon: email [email protected] to join MicroStrategy surpasses 1% of total BTC supply milestone using proceeds of yet another $600M convertible note offering (No Bullshit Bitcoin) Case Study: Bitcoin as medium of exchange at Bitcoin Atlantis 2024 (No BS BTC) Whack-A-Mole: Samourai launches stage 1 of whirlpool decentralization (No BS BTC) Julian Assange granted right to fight extradition to US (Reuters) ln2me.com shutting down Speaking Freely: On the Oxymoron of Free Speech Platforms (DerGigi) Wavlake charges a flat 10% fee on all earnings KC Bitcoiners coffee FRIDAY at 7:30 am at Take Care April 4th Beers with Bitcoiners at Chicken n' Pickle TOP THREE 33 iPhone shipments in China fell 33% in February (Bloomberg) The US announced $6B investment for 33 projects for decarbonization (Carbon Herald) Japan land prices rise most in 33 years, but foreign investors shy away (Nikkei Asia) A 33-year-old United Airlines Boeing 767 which everyone thought would be scrapped after sustaining major damage is returning to the skies (Paddle Your Own Kanoo) BEHIND THE CURTAIN IRS memo says weed industry cash not necessarily 'suspicious' (IRS) Feds investigating Meta for role in drug sales (The Wall Street Journal) Former White House chief calls the term 'medical marijuana' an insult (Columbia Daily Tribune) Indiana Gov. Eric Holcomb signs bill funding clinical trials on using psilocybin to treat mental health issues focusing on veterans and first responders (Indiana General Assembly / SB 139) Nebraska activists hire paid signature gatherers for medical pot initiatives they are seeking to qualify for the November ballot (KLIN) South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem signs bill removing some protections from medical pot businesses (SB 71) Utah Gov. Spencer Cox allows bill authorizing hospitals to administer psilocybin nd MDMA as alternative treatment options to become law without his signature (The Salt Lake Tribune) Washington Gov. Jay Inslee signs bill to exempt medical pot patients from state's 37% excuse tax when purchasing products (HB 1453) METAL MOMENT No Metal Moment tonight! Laptop karma to RevCyberTrucker. FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever experienced withdrawals. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever rode a mechanical bull. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Missouri angler catches world record-sized bighead carp (MO Department of Conservation) A Tennessee fisherman reeled in a big one. It turned out to be an alligator. (Associated Press) Iowa 'witch' burns stranger's porch after no one answers door (New York Post) Rare disorder causes man to see people's faces as 'demonic' (NBC News) Two-headed snake on tour in Missouri (FOX) Police chase suspect drives into ocean with dogs in back seat, tries to swim away (FOX) Amateur archaeologist finds NC woman's lost wedding ring (WWAY TV) New York woman's missing wallet found in mound of trash (UPI) Curious bears take a ride on swan boat (UPI) 500 miles in a toy car: A Guinness World Record attempt from Jacksonville to Key West for a worthy cause (News 4 JAX)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 306 Producers: marykateultra, Boo-Bury, harvhat, HeyCitizen, NetNed Intro: Stevia Sphere - The Bleep Bloops Mean I Love You My Friends Hate Freedom / TheBearSnare.com Bearsnare Resource: Decentralized Value 4 Value Music Discover DeMu on LNBeats or look up bands like Temples Pete Quinones Show / Jack Spirko Survival Podcast Hey Duke, 2029 by Michael Whistler / EasyPeasy Garden Solutions Player Piano by Kurt Vonnegut / The Things We Carried by Tim O'Brien / The Yearling by Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings AbleKraft / Into The Doerfel-Verse / Lightning for Liberty / Your Mom's House / Hog Story The Leaves, Shimmering Gold / Empire of Lie Bowls With Buds ft. Dave Jones

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 305 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, seedubs, harvhat, boo-bury, CollinB, SandyMeyer, NetNed, ChadF, BearSnare, Some1Actually, Piranesi, Boolysteed, phifer, harvhat, SirSeatSitter, SirVo. memes1337 Check out the HeyCitizen Bowls With Buds Tune in this Friday for another DeMu artist, BearSnare, on Bowls With Buds! Intro/Outro: Monin - Darkness ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin White Paper 2 million sat Ring of Fire Blossom Drive BitMex flash crashed to $8.9K on BitMex (CoinDesk) TikTok ban bill (Congress / HR 7521) Judge: Evidence is overwhelming Craig Wright is not Satoshi Nakamoto (Wired) Nayib Bukele reveals El Salvador's Bitcoin address (No Bullshit Bitcoin) KC Bitcoiners Bitcoin & Coffee on March 29th at 7:30 am Beers w/Bitcoiners on April 4th at 6:00 pm at Chicken n' Pickle TOP THREE 33 Japan's largest companies to give biggest pay bump in 33 years, union says (Market Watch) Chicago boy, 11, stabbed to death protecting 33-week-pregnant mom (Daily Mail) 33 countries join International Coalition for the Ukrainian Children (Odessa Journal) At 33, I'm giving up therapy after 13 years. It's not supposed to last forever. (iNews) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Chris Goldstein's private moment with Kamala Harris (Marijuana Moment) Biden gives bad advice to pardons, says they don't need to disclose convictions on official forms (Marijuana Moment) Study attempts to link daily pot smoking to heart issues (New York Post) Pot tax funds being misdirected, California NORML says (CA NORML) Florida: ATF inspector stops firearm purchase, claims buyer smelled in pot (Ammoland) FL lawmakers sent Gov. Ron DeSantis a bill to expand the number of pot business licenses earmarked for black farmers (Orlando Sentinel) Kentucky inmates given choice to drinkn urine or get tased after failing drug tests (Associated Press) Great Barrington, Massachusetts sued by pot retailers over community impact fees (Green Market Report) Montana Supreme Court clears path for lawmakers to override Governor Greg Gianforte's weed revenue bill veto (Montana Free Press) New York Office of Cannabis Management sued for retaliation (Syracuse) South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem signs legislation revising medical weed rules into law (SD Legislature / SB 43) Japanese police made a record number of pot arrests for citizens under the age of 20 last year(Japan Times) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Upchurch's Rooster cover. Follow him at @[email protected] on the Fediverse. FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time THEY Ever backed up a trailer. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had withdrawals. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Chef, 33, died in hospital days after horror samurai sword attack (The Irish Sun) Get paid to count penguins in Antarctica (FOX) Baby giraffe breaks neck over weekend at Zoo Miami (FOX) Man banned from Buc-ee's after bringing his service duck inside Tennessee store (FOX) Norweigian man reveals ancient coins he found under a church 60 years ago: 'Just children on a treasure hunt' (FOX) Precious US stamp from 1868 expected to sell for rising sum (FOX) Fukuyama police searching for cat that fell into vat of toxic chemicals (FOX) Georgia woman's cat found a mile away from home after 7 years (WTVC) Bulletproof parachute saves California family from plane crash (Daily Mail) Monolith appears in Wales (FOX)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 304 Producers: Boo-Bury, harvhat, Boolysteed, Piranesi, ChadF, NetNed, phifer, SirVo, marykateultra Intro: Trackman Beatz - Foes Happy birthday RSS! 25 years young Security Now TWiT 354: Adam's Got a Gun (YouTube) TWiT 368: Zombie Slayer (YouTube) It's Christmas Time Again (LN Beats) The Platform (LN Beats) Hardware Store Lady (LN Beats) Autistic Girl (LN Beats) Pirates of Silicon Valley (IMDB) Korg NanoKontrol Mixxx / foobar2000 / i3 Jupiter Broadcasting / Linux Unplugged SuperCollider / LilyPond / LaTeX Sibelius / Finale

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 303 Producers: Sir Kevin Dills, Vox, harvhat, SirVo, ChadF, BearSnare, DeezLaughs, CSB, Anonymous, Boolysteed, BearSnare, Sir TJ the Wrathful, HeyCitizen, Adam Curry, marykateultra, test toker, Wiirdo, Boo-Bury Check out the latest Bowls With Buds featuring Eriner! Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen x Hizuvi - Liberty City Tune in Friday for Bowls With Buds ft. HeyCitizen ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Signal rolls out phone number privacy and usernames for everyone in v7.0 (No BS Bitcoin) US Department of Commerce wants to impose KYC on cloud services and AI training (No BS BTC) Bitcoin Fog founder convicted of money laundering (FindLaw) KC Bitcoiners: Coffee Friday @ 7:30pm at Take Care Beer with Bitcoiners on Tuesday the 19th at 6:00 pm at The Bar TOP THREE 33 Grayscale's GBTC Bitcoin holdings have fallen 33% since its conversion (Cointelegraph) Turkey: 33 Islamic State suspects detained on accusations of plotting attacks before local election (ABC) Ukraine downs 33 of 37 Russian drones overnight (Euromaiden Press) Russia loses 920 soldiers, 33 artillery systems over past 24 hours (Yahoo) Boeing 737 MAX production under scrutiny, failed 33 out of 89 product audit tests (CBS) Boeing whistleblower John Barnett found dead (Corporate Crime Reporter) 'It's an absolute mess': building work seriously delayed on 33 new special schools in England (The Guardian) Teacher says he's 'overjoyed' charges filed 33 days after attack at school (WishTV) Ohio man, 33, arrested while trying to enter US Capitol with a hammer, police said (ABC) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Biden lies about expunging pot cases at State of the Union (Associated Press) President's Budget released Monday maintains rider blocking D.C. from legalizing pot sales, continues policy protecting state medical laws from federal interference (White House) Florida Supreme Court to decide if recreational goes on ballot (Florida Today) New Orleans Police Chief says rats are eating pot in evidence (WGNO) Missouri Supreme Court case could result in 'dozens' of new marijuana business licenses (MO Independent) Ohio lawmakers propose funding for retiring K9s (WCPO) Homeland Security, NYPD team up on pot smuggling investigation (Green Market Report) South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem signs bill adding additional requirements for medical pot recommendation process (SDPB) Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin vetoes bill protecting parents child neglect accusations for solely using pot (Benzinga) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Skindread's Give me that Boom FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever pole danced. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever backed up a trailer. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! 33-year-old mom of 5 dies during Brazilian butt lift procedure, lawsuit says (KCRG) Man (33) who killed French tourist with his SUV while selling drugs in Dublin city centre avoids jail (Irish Independent) Del Rey Oaks Police looking for a 33-year-old man who allegedly bit his wife's face (KION) Goodwill auctions 14-kt gold Lego piece for over $18k (ABC) North Carolina woman holds Guinness World Record for growing tallest potato plant (WLOS) Florida family reunited with lost cockapoo after 10 years (UPI) Two Ohio women prop up dead guy at bank to make withdrawals from his account (WKYC) Mom arrested after concocting gross drink to 'prank' son's bully leaves child in hospital (New York Post) Six people arrested in New York for smuggling goose, duck intestines under rattlesnake meat (Food Manufacturing) Deez-Nuts charged with battery in Green Bay (The Smoking Gun) Tune in FRIDAY for Bowls With Buds ft. HeyCitizen

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 302 Producers: harvhat, cbrooklyn112, Wiirdo, cottongin, NetNed, Boo-Bury, RevCyberTrucker Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen - Nuclear Midnight (ft. Sheiko) JonesPlantationFilm.com Joel Salatin Everything I Want to Do is Illegal Adam Curtis' Hypernormalisation Meshtastic

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 301 Producers: Boo-Bury, cbrooklyn112, Kevin S, HeyCitizen, harvhat, NA Millennial, CollinB, Bearsnare, phifer, cottongin, SirVo, Boolysteed, RevCyberTrucker Intro/Outro: Gackt - Vanilla (Instrumental) Join us Friday for BWB ft. Eriner at 8 PM Central! ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin is now 5th largest base money in the world (No Bullshit Bitcoin) Samourai wallet launches nextblock.is for more accurate transaction fee estimation (No BS BTC) Voltage introduces redesign, teams and pricing updates (Voltage) Apple changes mind, will keep iOS web apps in EU as they are (No BS BTC) El Salvador updates 'outdated' law to lift KYC limits for purchases from $200 to $25,000 (No BS BTC) Coinbase stabilizes after experiencing downtime, glitches due to heavy traffic (No BS BTC) TOP THREE 33 Why Bitcoin could fall 33% after its long-awaited halving event in April, JPMorgan says (Yahoo Finance) Former Michigan standout, CFL champion Craig Roh dead at 33 (Fox News) How 33-Year-Olds, the Peak Millennials, are shaping the U.S. economy (The New York Times) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Study finds using pot "significantly associated with 96% decreased odds" of subjective cognitive decline (Eureka Select) Study finds cannabis does not cause anxiety (Karger) National Highway Traffic Safety Association says 'little research' supports pot driving impairment tests based on THC blood concentration (Regulations.gov) Department of Taxation op ed: medical pot companies have stronger 280E argument (MJ Biz Daily) President Biden releases marijuana pardon (US Army) Missouri updates packaging requirements (KSDK) Legalization law at center of legal fight waged by anti-pot group (New Jersey Monitor) Jersey City police officers fired for using recreational marijuana file second lawsuit (News 12) Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham signs bill strengthening New Mexico cannabis regulations (KRQE) / KOAT video (YouTube) Virginia House and Senate send Gov. Glenn Youngkin legislation to prevent parental pot use from being used as evidence of child abuse or neglect (VA Leg) German state ministers project legalization law won't take effect on April 1, will be delayed six months (Table Media) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us 1876's We Don't Run. Follow @[email protected] FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever experienced no one loving them. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever pole danced. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Elderly woman lifted by store shutter (Fox) Hardcore singer accused of dosing bassist with estrogen (New York Post) World War II grenade donated to thrift store (Business Insider) Woman in Kent discovers WWII-era tunnel under property (Not the Bee) California man allegedly stung in testicles by scorpion at popular Las Vegas Strip resort (Fox) Naked lady brawls at Venice Beach (TMZ) Woman loses disability case after being pictured winning Christmas tree-throwing contest (Fox LA) 'James Bond' message in a bottle from 1966 found in Jersey castle (UPI) Teacher hosts sword fights in class, sending bloodied teen to hospital according to lawsuit (The Sacramento Bee) Microsoft AI has an alternate personality (Not the Bee) Balls Out Bowling event invites bowlers to roll in the nude (UPI) Join us FRIDAY for Eriner on Bowls With Buds

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 300 Producers: SirRevCyberTrucker, harvhat, BearSnare, phifer, Boo-Bury, Lavish, marykateultra, seedubs, Boolysteed, cottongin, SirVo, Dirty Jersey Whore, ericpp, HeyCitizen, Anonymous Mike Machuga flop / 299.5 point game Intro/Outro: Agitator - Jaxius ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Ring of Fire ignited successfully! Next up: 2 million sats Zeus mobile node update: no keysend (DarthCoin Substack) Nostr (noStrudel.ninja) eCash / eNuts Semaphore.finance added Lightning support (No Bullshit Bitcoin) KC Bitcoiners: BTC and Coffee FRIDAY February 28th @ 7:30 AM TOP THREE 33 Man, 33, dies in Brooklyn hit-and-run crash with MTA bus, says NYPD (Daily News) Woman, 33, dies after 'hair gets caught' in go-kart wheel in accident at birthday bash (Mirror) 33% of young voters said they wouldn't want to be friends with someone who voted for a different presidential candidate (Business Insider) BEHIND THE CURTAIN US Department of Labor's Job Corps program upgraded pot testing rules to "no longer penalize students for past use prior to enrolling" (Job Corps Handbook) Former DEA agent on trial for taking $250,000 in bribes from Mafia (Associated Press) New York fined unlicensed weed shops more than $25 million, collected almost none of that (The City) Nevada's first pot lounge opened (KLAS) South Dakota lawmakers sent Gov. Kristi Noem a bill to add medical patients to the state's prescription drug monitoring program (Keloland) Virginia lawmakers sent Gov. Glenn Youngkin a bill protecting public sector workers from being fired for medical pot use (VA Legislature) Germany's parliament votes to legalize limited marijuana possession and allow 'cannabis clubs' (PBS) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Godhe's metal cover of 300's 'Returns a King.' FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in for a 4:20 limit tonight, but next week we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever experienced no one ever loving you. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Flaco, NYC owl, died on Twin Peaks Day but David Lynch just opened Club Silencio (Surface Mag) Scientists find potential universal antivenom to treat snakebites (Science.org) The Florida Man Games went down (Associated Press) Illinois orchard's foster cat back home a year later (WCIA-TV) China sending pandas to the US (San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance) 21 black rhinos successfully moved to new Kenya home with space to breed (Mongabay) New mud home built of hemp, earth demonstrates superior efficiency in the UK (Building Design) Love songs lead scientists to new populations of Skywalker Gibbons in Myanmar (UC Davis) Digital artist anonymously upgrades flyers in New York City (Good News Network) 9-year-old Iowa boy among youngest to ever roll a perfect 300 (WBAL-TV)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 299 Producers: SircussMedia, Justin of WKOP, Sharky, harvhat, Oystein Berge, HeyCitizen, Medus, NetNed, Some1Actually, Boo-Bury, Bowlysteed, KR, test toker, Tjunta Listen to Sir Spencer, Dame DuhLaurien, MaryKate-Ultra and Boo-Bury on the MedusPod production of A Walk to the End of the Block Intro/Outro: Jahzzar - Phone Call ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Upcoming KC Bitcoiners Meetups -- The Bar meetup THURSDAY at 6:00 PM -- Coffee at Take Care by OLEO FRIDAY MARCH 1, 2024 Justin Sun proposes using TRON for Shitcoins on Bitcoin Elizabeth Warren "trolled" into honoring Satoshi Nakamoto on 15th BTC Launch Anniversary (No Bullshit Bitcoin) US Treasury admits WSJ reported misleading numbers on BTC use by militant groups (CoinDesk) Apple confirms iOS 17.4 disables progressive web apps in the EU (Engadget) Umbrel introduces new Umbrel Home, teases umbrelOS 1.0 (No BS Bitcoin) TOP THREE 33 Russia reportedly detains 33-year-old US-Russian dual citizen on suspicion of treason (PooTube / ABC 7 Chicago) Ukraine's defense industry leaps foward: 33 enterprises transformed into LLCs amid global support (BNN Breaking) Rhode Island State Police arrest 5, seize 5 guns, 33 kilos of fentanyl, 4.5 kilos of cocaine, 3.3 kilos of meth, 17 pounds of marijuana (Fall River Reporter) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Drug Enforcement Agency says 'it's not just weed' (Get Smart About Drugs / DEA) Elizabeth Warren Interview (Pod Save America / YouTube) Nevada issues first state consumption lounge license, s to open end of month (Marijuana Moment) South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem signs bill allow medical patients to be fired from safety-sensitive jobs (SD Legislature) Virginia House and Senate pass separate recreational bills (Marijuana Moment) Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky signs medical legalization bill into law (Reuters) METAL MOMENT The RevCyberTrucker brings us Anthrax's I Am the Law. FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever played Super Smash Bros. Next week, we want YOU to call in for the 4:20 limit and be a part of 300th celebration. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! New York man who smuggled pythons into US by hiding them in his pants sentenced to probation, fined $5k (FOX) Couple hold wedding in Kentucky gas station's disco bathroom (UPI) Runaway dog selects winning scratch-off lottery ticket (Yahoo) Omaha Zoo removes $7 in coins from alligator's stomach (UPI) Woman's home ransacked by badger (BBC) Woman finds her own wallet washed up on the beach (UPI) Raccoons steal Florida woman's DoorDash tacos (WOFL-TV) Bag with $30K cash found on New York train (WABC-TV) Woman's body hidden in hearse, dozens of cremains found during Denver home eviction (FOX) Maggots fall on woman during Delta flight to Detroit (FOX)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 298 Producers: SirCandinavian, harvhat, collinb, Some1Actually, HeyCitizen, memes1337, Boo-Bury, NA Millennial, Boolysteed, SircussMedia Intro/Outro: Raven - Digital Sunlight (PooTube) ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Zeus Mobile Node (DarthCoin Substack) Fountain 1.0.6 release Bitcoin developer mailing list migrates to Google Groups (Bitcoin Magazine) noStrudel releases 0.38.0 KC Bitcoiners Meetups -- February 16 7:30 a.m. Bitcoin & Coffee at Take Care -- February 22 6:00 p.m. Beers with Bitcoiners at The Bar in Mission TOP THREE 33 Fans obsessed over all the 3s in the Super Bowl (Larry Brown) Russia sentences 33 Ukrainian soldiers for war crimes after 'unlawful trials' (Amnesty International) Coast Guard repatriates 33 migrants to Haiti from near Ft. Pierce Inlet (WPTV) France: 33 million Social Security numbers exposed in health insurance hack (Infosecurity Magazine) Homeless camp at-risk of flooding closed in southeast Austin; 33 people relocated (FOX 7 Austin) BEHIND THE CURTAIN FDA grants priority review of MDMA-assisted therapy for PTSD (Lykos Therapeutics) DEA failed to explain rejection of psilocybin waiver to treat cancer patients, federal appeals court challenge says (Marijuana Moment) Delaware's pot commissioner says rec sales might not start until March 2025 (DE Legislature) Winnebago, Minnesota mayor arrested in connection to alleged grow op (KRFO Radio) South Dakota lawmakers send Gov. Kristi Noem a bill allowing employers to fire medical pot patients who work in safety-sensitive jobs (SD Searchlight) Mother of five kids taken by DCS after Tennessee traffic stop files lawsuit (TN Lookout) Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 155: Tow Cologne FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to discuss the first time they ever licked a battery. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever played Super Smash Bros. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Super Bowl LVIII sets record with a staggering 123.4 million viewers, American TV's biggest audience since moon landing (CNN) Man who climbed Las Vegas Sphere arrested (FOX) CBP dog sniffs out something unusual in passenger's luggage -- mummified monkeys (Associated Press) Oklahoma judge who sent more than 500 texts during murder trial resigns (AP) Rhode Island hiker kills rabid coyote with bare hands (AP) Doctor's lost diamond ring found a hundred miles away (FOX) 200-foot radio tower stolen in Alabama (FOX) Tennessee siblings honor late mom by running salt-and-pepper shaker museum (FOX) Dinosaur-like snapping turtle discovered in England (CBS) Stingray pregnancy shocks NC aquarium (FOX)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Producers: Kevin S, harvhat, Anonymous Podcast Guru Listener, Some1Actually, cottongin, Boolysteed, memes1337, SirVo, Anon. SircussMedia Intro/Outro: Jaxius - The Montage ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN El Salvador's President Bukele re-elected (Associated Press) Argentina's Milei scraps proposed Bitcoin tax law aimed at incentivizing citizens to declare their holdings (No Bullshit Bitcoin) First LDK Hackathon happening March 13-15 at Advancing Bitcoin in London (No Bullshit Bitcoin) TOP THREE 33 Hezbollah rocket barrage leads to 33 sirens in largest recent attack (The Jerusalem Post) 33 suspects arrested throughout West Bank (Israel) overnight (The Jerusalem Post) 33 people arrested in Charlotte County, FL drug bust (FOX) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Why the Department of Justice wouldn't let go of Charles Lynch's 16-year old marijuana case (LA Times) Arkansas AG rejects initial version of cannabis industry ballot initiative (AR Advocate) Judge increases penalty from $100k to $17M for Eaze consultant convicted of tricking credit card companies into processing pot transactions (SF Gate) California suit restored over seizure of two children from home (CA Courts) Miami Beach re-criminalizes pot ahead of spring break (NBC Miami) Maryland regulators face lawsuit challenging social equity licensing process (Biz Journals) Federal prosecutors sought records linked to suspended Massachusetts cannabis regulator as part of grand jury probe (Boston Globe) Nebraska lawmakers question attorney general on bid to ban THC products (Journal Star) Two new lawsuits challenge New York's cannabis program (Buffalo News) New York federal court denies temporary restraining order on licenses (AG NY) Providence, Rhode Island City Council gives unanimous approval vote for nation's first state-sanctioned safe consumption site (Weber/RENEW) Texas AG seeks to overturn voter-approved decriminalization laws in five cities (TX AG) West Virginia Gov. Jim Justice signs bill to legalize drug testing strips (WV Public) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Kirk Thatcher of Star Trek IV's Edge of Etiquette with I Hate You. Follow him @[email protected] FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever got bonked on the head while wearing a hardhat. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever licked a battery. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Nebraska man accused of leaking grandma's nudes (1011 NOW) Cold War-era missile found in Washington garage (Associated Press) Washington contractor finds WWII grenade hidden behind wall while remodeling bathroom in Seattle (FOX) New Hampshire woman tossing trash falls into dumpster, survives getting compacted in garbage truck (AP) Diamond ring accidentally thrown away found by South Carolina recycling plant employees (FOX) Australian girl saves guinea pig from giant snake (FOX) Dog rescued from shipping container in Texas (UPI) 285-year-old lemon auctioned for $1,780 (UPI) Milk spill turns Virginia creek white (UPI) Rio de Janeiro college kid parties for days with bullet in head (Not the Bee)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 296 Producers: harvhat, Boolysteed, BearSnare, HeyCitizen, Oystein Berge, Some1Actually, Sir TJ the Wrathful, Piranesi, Boo-Bury, Tjunta Tune in to our appearance on Battle of the Douchebags Season 2 Episode 2 with MaryKateUltra, MakeHeroism, Boo-Bury and SirSeatSitter. Intro/Outro: Stevia Sphere - Abandoned Projects ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Trezor warns of unauthorized email impersonating Trezor sent via its third-party email provider (Trezor Blog) Bitwise becomes first US spot Bitcoin ETF to disclose BTC holding addresses (Bitcoin Magazine) Swan Bitcoin launches Swan mining out of stealth mode (Swan) Nitter is shutting down following changes to X guest accounts (No Bullshit Bitcoin) US files notice to sell $130M in Bitcoin linked to Silk Road agent (Blockworks) -- 2900 BTC TOP THREE 33 Can't-miss play: Mahomes calls game on 33-yard launch to Valdes-Scantling in final minutes (Yahoo Sports) 33 million under flood watches as South drenched with another day of heavy rain (NBC News) Safety upgrades coming to 33 St. Louis County roads (KSDK) Coast Guard rescues 33 people from sinking vessel off Haiti (USCG News) Iran denies Jordan attack as Gaza massacre kills 33 (The New Arab) Troopers find 33 pounds of meth during I-80 traffic stop near York, Nebraska (1011 NOW) 33 pounds of pot seized at Roanoke, VA airport (WDBJ7) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Department of Justice begins issuing pardon certificates for pot possession offenses committed on federal property (Marijuana Moment) Biden exaggerates the impact of his pot pardons, falsely claiming he "expunged" records -- AGAIN! (YouTube / WLTX) California woman who stabbed boyfriend 108 times sentenced to probation, community service (People) Humboldt County Superior Court judge approved a settlement requiring a cannabis cultivator to pay $1.75 million for building and diverting water from illegal onstream reservoirs without first obtaining permits (CA Department of Fish and Wildlife) 5 arrested, 6 killed over marijuana dispute in Mojave Desert (Associated Press) Colorado assistant attorney general says in op-ed 'Results of rescheduling may not be what you'd expect' (Westword) Central New York business files lawsuit accusing NY cannabis office of bias against white men (Syracuse) NY leaders urge Biden Administration to accelerate federal decriminalization (FOX) Oregon company withdraws interstate pot trade lawsuit, says 'big things are coming very soon' (Marijuana Moment) Warren County, Pennsylvania district attorney files lawsuit challenging federal policy criminalizing gun possession by medical patients (Erie Times News) West Virginia legislators send Gov. Jim Justice a bill to decriminalize drug testing kits (WV Watch) Thailand moves to ban recreational cannabis use 18 months after historic decriminalization (CNN) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us SiM's Killing Me from the anime Attack on Titan. FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever rode a motorbike. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got bonked on the head while wearing a hardhat. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! 9 species in 33 states may soon be on endangered list: US wildlife officials (The Hill) Tragic base jumper's fatal mistake: Brother of 'fun-loving' British daredevil, 33, reveals tragic error which left 'no chance' parachute would open (The Sun) At least 8 cars left with flat tires because of pothole on US-33, Columbus police say (10TV) Speeding motorcyclist video streams act, now wanted on multiple charges (AP) Utah teen facing charges for allegedly taping fish to ATMs, police car (FOX) Kansas couple charged with collecting man's retirement while keeping his body in their home 6 years (AP) Milwaukee dog disappears, located at bar having fun (FOX) First human outfitted with Neuralink (Not the Bee) Connecticut man arrested for digging up neighbors' yard thinking they were pirates (Not the Bee) Animal shelters cash in on exes for Valentine's Day (Not the Bee)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 295 Producers: Sharky, harvhat, oystein_berge, ChadF, Fletcher, Boolysteed, phifer, Dirty Jersey Whore, Boo-Bury, HeyCitizen Thank you to The Bearsnare for inviting us onto the My Friends Hate Freedom podcast! Tune into Battle of the Douchebags SUNDAY after No Agenda to hear us battle it out with the MKs. Intro/Outro: e s c p - Neonscapes ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Interested in a Ring of Fire? Email [email protected] KC Bitcoiners The Bar 6 pm TOMORROW Wednesday January 24, 2023 May 22nd KC Bitcoiners' celebrating Bitcoin Pizza Day Trezor warns of phishing campaign following potential support contact leak (No Bullshit Bitcoin) Taxpayers do not have to report $10K+ Bitcoin transactions as cash until further regulations (No BS Bitcoin) TOP THREE 33 Arena Group stock down 33 percent after Sports Illustrated news, continuing year-long slide (Awful Announcing) Car thefts continue to rise in Richmond, VA with 33 reports this week (WRIC) Ukraine says Russia attacked with 33 drones overnight (Kyiv Post) BEHIND THE CURTAIN *Thinking About Marijuana and Mental Health; More Teens Who Use Marijuana Are Suffering From Psychosis (Wall Street Journal) Federal study discovers what causes the munchies (Nature) Why hemp is allowed 0.3% THC (National Institute of Justice) Justice Department requests dismissal of lawsuit seeking to block the enforcement of federal prohibition against state-legal activity CA activists failed to collect enough signatures to qualify psilocybin legalization for the November ballot (Decriminalize California) In unusual Florida case, drug dealer's gun can't be considered in sentencing (South Florida Sun Sentinel) MSHP: Marijuana expungements could take five years (eMissourian) MO courts request $3.7 million to continue arduous marijuana expungement process (Missouri Independent) Montana judge rules legislators can vote again on vetoed weed revenue bill (Bozeman Daily Chronicle) New York City accounted for 10% of all fentanyl seized in US in 2023 (CBS) Where are NYC's illegal weed shops getting their cannabis from? (FOX) METAL MOMENT The RevCyberTrucker brings us Trivium's Like Light to the Flies. FIRST TIME I EVER... Tonight, Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever video called. @[email protected] Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever rode a motorbike. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Japan ANA plane turns back to Tokyo after man bites flight attendant (CBS) Officer enlists Michigan man's dog to help rescue him from icy lake (AP) Philadelphia man stabs neighbor over snoring dispute (FOX) Severed head, hands found in freezer of recently-sold Colorado home (FOX) Abandoned puppy born with six legs thrives after successful surgery (FOX) Flashlight damages $14m F-35 engine at Luke Air Force Base (FOX) Airline passenger becomes stuck inside bathroom for nearly entire flight after door malfunction (FOX) Pet cat thrown off train dies, now thousands want conductor to lose her job (Associated Press) Chicagoans work to preserve viral 'rat hole' (NBC) South Carolina man protects dog from coyote (Post and Courier)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl 294 Producers: SircussMedia, harvhat, CollinB, HeyCitizen, Anonymous, BearSnare, seedubs, Sir_Endipity, Tjunta, Boolysteed, memes1337, NetNed, Lavish Listen to the latest Boo-Bury Bowls With Buds episode Intro/Outro: Hurricane Turtle - Neon Lights ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN SEC approves 11 Bitcoin spot ETF applications (SEC) Google, Apple pull Binance, Kraken and other exchanges from India app stores (No Bullshit Bitcoin) Blink plugin for BTCPayServer released (No BS BTC) TOP THREE 33 Colombia landslide toll rises to 33 including children (BBC) Seattle experiences coldest temps in 33 years as freeze lingers (KIRO 7) CMPD releases video from 33-hour SWAT standoff in Steele Creek (WBTV) BEHIND THE CURTAINS US Department of Health and Human Services rescheduling recommendation released in full (On Drugs / Matt Zorn) California judge rules against feds in psychedelic tea case (Courthouse News Service) Gov. Hochul proposes repeal of marijuana 'potency tax' (Times Union) METAL MOMENT Tonight the RevCyberTrucker brings us GWAR's Soddam a Go-Go. You can follow @[email protected] from any Mastodon instance. FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever got stitches. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever video called. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Hulk Hogan steps in to help teen girl in Florida multi-car crash over the weekend (USA Today) Two doll-like figures seized in Peru not aliens (FOX) 4 charged over alleged plot to smuggle AU$1.2 million in reptiles (FOX) A man who claimed to be selling Queen Elizabeth II's walking stick is sentenced for fraud (FOX) eBay to pay $3M after employees sent live spiders, cockroaches to couple (FOX) Morbdily obese cat 'Frosty' finds forever home after rescue by animal shelter (Fox 5 Atlanta) Stowaway cat takes 800-mile journey under hood of moving van (UPI) Family builds 20-foot snowman dubbed 'Snowzilla' in Alaska (FOX) Iowa man's snow shark sculpture becomes a local tourist attraction (UPI) Amazing Spider-Man No. 1 auctioned for $1.38M (UPI)

Boo-Bury is back in the Bowl -- literally this time! Check out his previous appearances: Episode 228 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Boo-Bury Episode 126 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Boo-Bury Episode 66 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Boo-Bury Intro/Outro: Neon.Deflector - Singularity VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 293 Producers: Tjunta, harvhat, Boolysteed

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 292 Producers: RevCyberTrucker, cbrooklyn112, harvhat, HeyCitizen, dirty_jersey_whore, Boolysteed, SirVo, memes1337, Boo-bury, piranesi, ericpp, seedubs, Oystein Berge, lavish We'll be hanging with Nick the Rat TOMORROW for Episode 420! Boo-Bury is coming to town, so the Bowlers will be appearing on Behind the Sch3m3s next MOANDAY after a Bowls With Buds FRIDAY! Watch Spencer's 4:20 am fire and snow shenanigans video Intro/Outro: EVA - Shitsubo shita ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN SEC has not approved BTC ETFs, but its hacked X account briefly said otherwise (CoinDesk) @R0ckstarDev video series on BTCPayServer coinjoins OpenSats' 2023: Year in Review mononautical thread noStrudle KC Bitcoin meetup @ Chicken N Pickle 6:00 pm TOP THREE 33 Japan stocks soar on earnings hopes, reaching new 33-year high (Nikkei Asia) Taiwan's EVA Air finalizes up to $10.1 billion order for 33 Airbus planes (Reuters) Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 281: Someone Had Not Finished Ukraine says it failed to shoot down 33 Russian missiles in deadly attack (ABC News) Three years since Jan. 6 attack, at least 33 from NC charged in assault on the Capitol (Spectrum News) Taxes on sugary drinks cut consumer sales by 33%, study says (CNN) Death of person who waited 33 hours in Grace Hospital emergency deemed critical incident (CBC) 'Twice as many as Netflix' - NHS app registrations hit 33 million (Public Technology) BEHIND THE CURTAIN What lowering federal restrictions on marijuana could mean (NPR) Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 265: Dude, It Was Really Good DEA confirms psychedelic mushroom spores are federally legal prior to producing psilocybin or psilocin through germination (Cannabusiness) Terrence L. Boos first discussed on Episode 246: Start Discing Me The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration left marijuana out of the scope of a proposed rule on impaired driving technology for vehicles (Federal Register) California cannabis company sues state over 'massive overcollection' of taxes (Green Market Report) California shuts down testing at most pot labs in the state (SFGate) Whitman drug lab raided, 33 pounds of fentanyl, meth seized, property condemned (The Enterprise) Nearly half of Missouri social-equity marijuana license applicants were from out of state (Chief Equity Officer 2023 Activity Report) New Jersey Gov. Murphy signs bill expanding access to drug harm reduction centers (NJ Legislature) New York Rep. Jenifer Rajkumar introduces SMOKEOUT Bill (NY State Assembly) Sports Medicine study finds pot doesn't boost athletic performance (Springer Link) Wisconsin Republicans' medical marijuana plan gets lukewarm reception from Evers, lawmakers (Associated Press) Canadian advocates say banks still refuse their business, fueling the illicit market and hurting the industry (National Post) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us ANY GIVEN DAY & ANNISOKAY - H.A.T.E FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever almost died. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got stitches. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Maverik to retire Kum & Go (CSP Daily News) Rocket will release remains of 330 people into space (New York Post) Florida man sues Dunkin' Donuts after toilet explosion douses him in feces and urine, lawsuit says (FOX) Pennsylvania dog chows down on $4k (FOX) Arizona dog escapes kennel, frees friends (FOX) Oklahoma 13-year-old becomes first to achieve Tetris killscreen (CNN) Cat lost for seven years found in factory 900 feet away from home (FOX) "Tunnel Girl" forced to stop digging (The Sun) Wood washed up on Maryland beach believed to be from 19th century ship (UPI) Alabama man arrested after naked dive into Bass Pro aquarium (FOX) Aliens put in coordinates backward and end up at Miami Mall instead of Antarctica (/x/)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 291 Producers: Rex Redbone, phifer, Kevin S, harvhat, some1actually, Anonymous, Oystein Berge, Boolysteed, Boo-Bury, RevCyberTrucker, frankiepaint, trashman, Memes 1337, HeyCitizen Intro/Outro: e s c p - Midnight Room If you want a digital version of the calendar, simply mention "calendar" in a boost! ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Economically unspendable Bitcoin UTXOs (Lopp) Whirlpool unspent capacity surpasses 10,000 BTC (No Bullshit Bitcoin) TOP THREE 33 33 nabbed over Mossad's abduction plot in Turkiye (Daily Sabah) 33 killed in road accidents in Uganda during Christmas season (News Ghana) Woman, 33, arrested with 2400 pound sterling of cannabis, Valium (Fairkirk Herald) BEHIND THE CURTAIN California, Washington anti-discrimination for pot using workers takes effect (Marijuana Moment) Nevada law doubling possession limit took effect January 1 (NELIS) Florida arrests paid petition circulators for petition fraud crimes (FDLE) Mississippi medical dispensary fights advertising ban (MS Free Press) John Hopkins announces largescale study with $10 million federal grant from National Institute on Drug Abuse (Hopkins Medicine) UFC removes pot from its Anti-Doping Policy (UFC.com) Dallas Cowboys linebacker arrested for pot possession, released next day (Fort Worth Star-Telegram) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Electric Callboy's TEKKNO TRAIN. FIRST TIME I EVER... Tonight, Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever kept a resolution. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever almost died. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Couple welcomes twins born on 2 different days and years (Good Morning America) in New Jersey and Connecticut (WFSB) Man, 33, is electrocuted and dies after jumping into waterfall 'to cool himself off' while out celebrating New Year's Eve in Brazil (Daily Mail) Grenade found inside walls of home during renovation project in Dallas-area town (FOX) Oregon police find reported hand grenade was a dog poop bag dispenser (UPI) Stowaway survives flight from Western Algeria to Paris (FOX) Snake stows away from Mexico to Canada in produce box (UPI) Florida man sets fire to his house during 4-hour standoff over shoplifted cigarettes (FOX) Thief steals Florida woman's driveway (WFTV) Vietnamese restaurant that killed 300 cats a month to make soup closes (New York Post) Minnesota patient sues dentist over visit that included 8 crowns, 4 root canals and 20 fillings (Star Tribune)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 290 Producers: harvhat, Anonymous Podcast Guru User, ChadF, Bearsnare, Kyrin, ComicStripBlogger, marykateultra, Boolysteed, piranesi, HeyCitizen, Fletcher, Clip_Custodian, makeheroism, EASTSIDE TONY, NetNed, cottongin, Boo-Bury, phifer Congratulations to Fletcher and RevCyberTrucker for winning the calendar giveaway! Here is the proof of work video. Intro/Outro: Citizen Kannot - Hotel Lobby Christmas Tree Check out the Homegrown Hits Christmas special featuring TWO LIT performances ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Alby goes invite-only to encourage self-custody (No Bullshit Bitcoin) Here is Alby's blog post regarding the recent change 'In Argentina, contracts can be settled in Bitcoin' (CoinTelegraph) Elizabeth Warren spreads disinformation to build support for unconstitutional Bitcoin surveillance bills (No Bullshit Bitcoin) Amboss introduces Ghost addresses (Amboss) KC Bitcoiners January 5th coffee at Take Care TOP THREE 33 Ten teenagers among mothers who gave birth to 33 Christmas Day babies at Limpopo (S Africa) hospital (IOL) How feeding calves helped this 33 year old farm mom recover from a devastating brain tumor (AgWeb) Suffolk daycare cited for 33 state violations in 6-month period (News 12) BEHIND THE CURTAIN President Biden signs National Defense Authorization Act (DoD) Biden issues proclamation expanding marijuana pardon initiative to cover offenses committed on federal properties (White House) Senior advisors noted in an email the president's pardons "delivered meaningful progress to black and Latino communities" Mississippi State Department of Health places administrative hold on all medical pot products that went through Rapid Analytics for testing (Mississippi Free Press) New York Gov. Kathy Hochul vetoes bill allowing pot farmers to sell products to tribal weed retailers (Newsday) New York facing another lawsuit (Green Market Report) Ukraine's Parliament approves medical pot bill, sending it to President Zelensky (WJLA) METAL MOMENT RevCyberTrucker brings us HANABIE's We Love Sweets. FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever went to an office Christmas party. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever kept a resolution. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING. Carolers take over KCK Walmart (KSHB 41) Santa spotted kayaking in the Florida Keys (FOX) Inflatable Christmas decoration chases Florida delivery driver (FOX) Georgia man rescued after being trapped under gravel at rock quarry (11 Alive) Arizona pastor shot in the head while preaching is out of the ICU and awake now (Not the Bee) Toledo man attempts pun prank on Jews (WTOP) LaGuardia Airport hides bullets in baby diaper (Associated Press) Florida man goes fishing at Bass Pro Shop (FOX) Man discovers 4.87-carat diamond at Arkansas state park (FOX) Ohio McDonald's closes after customer finds crack pipe in breakfast order (New York Post)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 289 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, NetNed, harvhat, memes1337, makeheroism, RevCyberTrucker, DirtyJerseyWhore, Boolysteed, Boo-Bury, Sir TJ the Wrathful, phifer, Fletcher, Sir Oma, Tjunta The winner of the calendar giveaway will be announced WEDNESDAY December 20 at 4:20 pm! Stay tuned. Check out the mentioned Sir TJ the Wrathful Bowls With Buds Intro: Christmas Bowl by HeyCitizen Outro: It's Christmastime Again! by HeyCitizen ft. Mary-Kate Ultra and DuhLaurien ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Alby becomes invite only Mutiny wallet adds Nostr wallet auth, can now be self-hosted with StartOS (No Bullshit Bitcoin) Ledger Connect Kit exploited Tether onboards US Secret Service and FBI Bitcoin Connect wins Bolt Fun Legends of Lightning vol. 2 noStrudel / mempool.space TOP THREE 33 Recalled applesauce pouches now linked to more than 200 lead poisoning cases in 33 states, CDC says (CBS) Biden's approval rating plunges to 33% (New York Post) Bali records 33 new COVID-19 cases ahead of festive season (Coconuts) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Congress sends Biden National Defense Authorization Act featuring psychedelics studies (Congress) DEA renews push to ban two psychedelics (Federal Register) MAPS submits application to FDA to approve MDMA as prescription medication to treat PTSD (MAPS Public Benefit Corporation) Medical marijuana use won't trigger child abuse investigations, Arizona agency says (AZ Central) Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker signs bill waiving application fees for transporters (General Assembly) A quarter of Missouri cannabis microbusiness license winners deemed ineligible (Missouri Independent) Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro signs bill allowing medical grower-processors to sell directly to patients, independent dispensaries to get cultivation licenses (PA Legislature) Two Dutch cities start selling legally grown pot in an experiment to regulate pot trade (Associated Press) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us One Man Apocalypse's cover of Frosty the Snowman. FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever exited a moving vehicle. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to an office Christmas party. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Circus show in UK stopped after acrobat falls 33 feet from 'giant wheel of death' (NDV) 33 handguns stolen from California gun show (KCRA) 33% of Gen Z'ers can't talk to waiters (Not the Bee) Thrifted vase fetches $107,000 at auction (AP) Japanese man blows up apartment trying to kill cockroach with insecticide (New York Post) Alabama man 'high on mushrooms' arrested with parrot on shoulder after fighting with Florida deputies (FOX) Chihuahua plays Frogger on Staten Island Expressway, reunited with owners (Not the Bee) Robbers have getaway vehicle stolen in Colorado (Not the Bee) Florida woman arrested for falsely reporting her children's Christmas gifts stolen in failed Grinch-like plot (FOX) Kentucky family finds owl in Christmas tree (WDKY)