Boston’s Favorite Son

On this week's grim episode, we dress Jonathan for a luxurious toilet trip, and Willem Dafoe has to work for the piggy upper class.

Pig Meat Frank's wife will look at him again once he finally joins The Avengers. Elsewhere, Jonathan runs an aquarium, and we become Podcasters of the Universe!

The White Cotton Panty Boys are going to terrorize New Boston with their crimes. Maybe Scooby Doo, or even Chillingham the Cool Cat, could help things!

Willem Dafoe is a hermit in the big city! Spider-Man 3 is the tip of the cultural mountain! Also, the puss puss is milky!

Time to join the King of the Woods, and go on a fashion show with the Chestnut Barrel-Boy. Don't forget to grab that honker!

This week, a lovely play is written to teach the world about Pudding Lad and Wrong Daddy. A bit of class, at last.

It's all gone very bad when a man in a romper suit gives away free pizza. Please believe me!

Jonathan gets haunted by a spooky ghost, a gnome doctor sniffs the genitals in a Denny's, and Willem Dafoe plays the hottest new Robocop successor.

Uh oh! I didn't do that! Jonathan becomes the most rascally rascal in Boston, the Smoke & Sugar Lounge brings us more wartime eroticism, and nobody's expecting a Nobel Peace Prize!

On this week's show, we decide to sell dirty bathwater. REALLY dirty bathwater. We also have a problem with rats and their deadly Skungus Chill plague!

Jonathan becomes a Ninja Turtle, Boston gets a hot new casino, and Willem Dafoe enters a tomato tournament.

A basement in Boston becomes a medieval tavern, where mushroom stew flows freely and the dump corner becomes home to a bard's voyeuristic delights.

The summer event of the year is finally here! We never said Chad Kroger was gonna turn up though. Wink wink!

The Coconut Pig promotes fresh milk, a reality TV star drinks swamp water from a barrel, and Willem Dafoe recruits Fraggle Rock's Doozers for some rectal exploration.

On this episode, the Party Baby takes a Whole Foods by storm!

The Road Rules/Qualls presidential campaign for 2020 starts here! It starts with a major whoopsie daisie, but it starts nonetheless.

It's time for the Revenge of NIMH!

Get freaky! Show me that green if you know what I mean! Hurl your Laffy Taffy and protect the world!

Living that superstar lifestyle and not that super soaker lifestyle. Drug money, threatening testicles, and The Massachusetts games!

Jonathan is the hottest star in Boston. Literally, because we're cooking him under these studio lights. Also, Thanos has some ant problems.

Well, well, well, Hairy Squatter? Welcome to Pogwarts, dear boy, now let me tell you of Willem Dafoe's Secret Sunday!

Welcome to the Smoke & Sugar Lounge you dirty little herberts! Let's engage in sensual chat, take Boston back for the English, and feel awkward about Third Eye Blind.

Gerber babies abound and Willem Dafoe has to deal with a useless chimp. Also, Jonathan Off Road Rules runs for office!

Jonathan Off Road Rules introduces A Flock of Seagulls. Well, some seagulls. Well, some seagulls eating rats. Also, it's time for your Surprise Dad!

The ultimate showbusiness odyssey begins here! Jim Sterling and Conrad Zimmerman are absolutely sick of their friend Jonathan not being famous. He was famous once! He was in MTV's Road Rules: Northern Trail. He is Jonathan Off Road Rules! So let's get him famous again, even if it involves a traffic accident, crow wrangling, or poison ivy! May or may not contain the next hit movie starring Willem Dafoe.

In this brief teaser episode, lovely boys Jim Sterling and Conrad Zimmerman introduce you to Jonathan Off Road Rules, who once was famous for being on Road Rules, and one day will be again. We'll make sure of it.