Billion Dollar Record Club

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An old friend takes the hosts on a very special sleigh ride.

You probably don't deserve it, but here's Nitro.

Before Batdance, the best goth dance party was Ministry's first album.

An album Radio Shack gave away for free is worth a billion dollars.

Steve presents a learned treatise on Tenpole Tudor, indie label Stiff Records, English aristocracy, acting careers made of bit parts, and the wanker who replaced Johnny Rotten in the Sex Pistols.

Hosts keep the SEC off their backs.

Dave proudly presents some of this Falco album.

Hunter brings you an album by a lady whose name totally doesn't rhyme at all.

JD covers an album that his teen boy told him was worth a billion.

Steve presents a learned treatise on Oasis, their pre-stardom years, the Manchester indie scene, and all the influences Oasis ripped off who were NOT the Beatles.

Just when you thought you knew someone...

Hunter takes the boys home to meet his favorite gangsta rappers, The Dayton Family.

Hosts play a game with a famous medley album.

Steve presents a learned treatise on ze Scorpions, English as a second language, ze second wave of heavy metal, and ze evil anti-Elvis.

Dave fulfills his contractual obligation to do this album.

"The Mighty Sparrow and his calypso crown helps Maximum Money re-brand with a Touch of Class."

JD covers a billion dollar album from the rock band Journey.

Steve's got a special treat for you.

As per government regulations, the hosts answer investor's Q2 questions wayyyy after Q2.

Tom of Finland: The Band.

Burt Reynolds is the greatest movie star of all-time, and it's not just his glorious face mustache but the golden noise mustache in his throat.

JD plays his favorite Fishbone album and hunts for the promised far left social commentary.

Steve presents a learned treatise on Cher's reinvention as a rock chick, "post-arena" rock, Diane Warren, Desmond Child, and the tragedy of Michael Bolton.

Plate of shrimp.

Hunter raps about Rappin' wrapped in wrapping. Only the first part of that is true. actually re-write:

A foursome of horny dorks remind JD of a family trip to Colorado.

Steve presents a learned treatise about Bertie Higgins, the Florida Keys, drug smuggling, and why Jimmy Buffett sucks so bad.

Billy Squier. YOUR kind of lover.

Hunter presents the band and album Shotgun, double barreled Funk that will get you arrested in 48 states. Be careful.

An album with a cover indicating the dark, horrifying music that lives along its grooves is given a valuation of one billion dollars after fun facts about it are shared.

Steve presents a learned treatise on Cinderella, hair metal, power ballads, authenticity, craftsmanship, and America's distaste for androgyny.

I Dare You.

Etta James is back! And this time she's proactive and a totally outrageous paradigm!

JD, Steve, Hunter, and Dave tell you who to vote for to get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Steve presents a learned treatise on Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton, the Bee Gees, and the peak of country music's early-'80s crossover.

Shut the fuck up and listen to Ween's country album. Featuring Ben Vaughn.

Hunter fulfills his end of the bargain to spend one night in an insanely confusing haunted house and meets a ghost who, like him, desperately wants to be cool.

JD presents an album by a one-hit-wonder from the psychedelic 60s.

Steve explains how a bunch of James Brown-obsessed nerds accidentally repopularized live-instrumentation funk.

Strap in, Nerds! Dave presents the finest album of songs about video games ever pressed into vinyl. You're going to be so freaking rich.

Another hilarious prank on Dave blows up in Hunter's face and leaves him gazing into the abyss of his Jam Band past, compliments of Jerry Garcia.

Dave and the guys turn a critical gaze on the musical offering of music critic, Lester Bangs.

Hunter's holiday trip to the moon goes well and he returns to spread class in front of the fellas with the classiest of albums… Classy!

The officers of the Billion Dollar Record Club host their first quarterly Q&A session to comply with assumed government regulations.

JD presents a billion dollar movie soundtrack from a film he's never seen and uses the music to delineate the details of the plot with startling accuracy.

Steve presents an infamous bootleg collection of ridiculous Elvis songs.