Bigfeets

In this episode there might be a dragon, there might be a sasquatch Jacob Marley, there might be some career-ending injuries. But there is definitely a real beast, and the AIMS Team actually catch it! Holy shit, take a lab, boys! Sorry, I think that should be “take a lap.” N-no? ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

Nothing happens in this one that isn't directly related to Wild Bill's penis. It’s the best episode they’ve ever made. ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

After an exciting cliffhanger and an agonizing year-long break between seasons, Mountain Monsters fans finally get the answers they're looking for. "Fuck you" is a kind of answer. ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

Jeff finally says somethng that's worth listening to on this very special episode of BIGFEETS! ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund! https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

We break down another episode of Mountain Monsters, this time about Huckleberry erotically showering for a psychic bigfoot. No, that's really what the episode is about. Yes, the whole hour. What use are jokes in the face of that?

THRILL as the AIMS team bothers a dying old man! We bid farewell to Trapper as well as the single rusty thumbtack that held the premise of MOUNTAIN MONSTERS together on this week's episode of BIGFEETS! ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK.

2025: the year of rogue teams, corn, rogue teams, ham fisted serialization, fists full of ham, rogue teams, and piss, piss, piss. Join us as we revisit the very best footin' of a year full of Bigfeets! ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

The AIMS team are hot on the trail of a teleporting wizard who travels at the speed of waddle! Many questions are raised, none are answered, all are forgotten. This and less on this week's episode of BIGFEETS! ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

The AIMS team finally reach the mysterious barn of the Deathcat after multiple episodes and dozens of distractions on this, their toughest challenge ever: a gentle quarter mile hike. ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

The AIMS team once again goes after the Cherokee Death Cat, a Battle Cat made of the souls of every Indian who died on the trail of tears. But this time will be different! This time they're all pretending to be Indians themselves. ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

In this episode the AIMS team fight a bear, a scarecrow, a 7th Rogue Team, and a Cowboy Mustache. Obviously they lose every single one. Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

In this episode, the AIMS Team loses fights against: A cornfield, half of a house, the concept of triangles, a little boy with a bicycle bell, continuity, their new staff writer, the ghosts of dog-eaten children, adolescent trauma, and Willy's aborted chicken coop. It's the best show ever made. ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

The AIMS team is back and true to form... lost in a cornfield. On the hunt and on run from a werewolf called "the Queen of the Blood Wolves," which is the only cool thing Jeff has ever said. ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

We spend 90 minutes heading on over to Barnbuster Video to watch a hillbilly Ringu tape from a SECOND hillbilly Jigsaw in this, the shocking conclusion to the two-part Dark Forest finale! ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

Why does Jeff have a skull up his nose? Why is Buck locked up in a dancer's cage? Why are they still in the Dark Forest? Are we really gonna eat all this deer poop? All these questions and more will likely be forgotten as the AIMS Team gets distracted in part one of this two-part finale! ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend

The AIMS Team has a new YouTube version of Mountain Monsters! Only they're not allowed to call it that, and they're not allowed to call themselves that. Hold on to your sexy knee-high boots, cause things are gonna get HOT and by HOT we mean AFFORDABLE.

Jeff is SUPER horny, you can tell on account of all the nose bleeds. Hence... THE BLOOD SKULL. We're on the bleeding edge of some big changes for the AIMS team! Tune in and check out the latest episode of BIGFEETS, (also this one.) ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK. https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-will-kill-your-imaginary-friend-for-200-robert-brockway/1146656963

In this episode, there's a magical little girl lost in the woods and only Buck knows her special secret- Oop, looks like we've been canceled. This podcast description has been canceled. BUY BROCKWAY'S BOOK OR HE'LL KILL US ALL. Hardcover: https://www.amazon.com/Will-Kill-Your-Imaginary-Friend/dp/B0DKB68X6F NON-Amazon: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-will-kill-your-imaginary-friend-for-200-robert-brockway/1146656963

Y'all... Jeff is just the saddest boy. Just... sad. Tune in to this episode of BIGFEETS and give Jeff a big ol' hug. MIND THE PEE. Well now look at what you did! As if we have paper towels for everybody :(

The Dark Forest™ holds many mysteries, including copyright infringement/childhood trauma super combos! There's nonsense, bickering & partner swapping afoot in this week's episode of BIGFEETS!

BIGFEETS Episode 48 - The AIMS team vs. The Black Wolf Gather up yer huntin' jerky, yer huntin' flossing knife, yer huntin' fae maze, and all three of your teeth... we're huntin' the Black Wolf! The AIMS team is gonna get them some native American grim reaper, and THAT'S good eatin' reaper! Strap on yer huntin' diaper for another super sopping episode of BIGFEETS!

The AIMS team have entered a new paradigm, a stupid realm known only as, "The Dark Forest" among cast and crew. The boys are on the hunt for... the Raven Mocker? Wait.. maybe the little ghost girl? Er.. AH! The Black Wolf! Whaddya mean "...the what?" The Black Wolf! No... no that's not it. It's Jeff's dignity! The deadliest prey. It's another piss soaked free for all on this week's episode of BIGFEETS!

Spirit Halloween masks, 'haunted" sex shacks, and hillbilly hack writing make an inept improvised interrogation! Would you expect anything less from the AIMS team?? Yes! All this and less on this week's episode of BIGFEETS!

The AIMS team is back at it! Doing what they do best, chasing their tail in pursuit of a threat they quite literally made up!

Sit back, relax, put your BIGFEETS up and sit as spell as we go over the many ill-advised and ill prepared adventures of the AIMS team up to this point in a very special one part two part special!

The AIMS team has crossed over into the magical realm of riddles and ciphers! Devilish enigmas developed by the steely minds of the Rogue Team or perhaps the back of a Waffle House Kids menu (there's no real way of knowing) will be puzzled over, decoded, and will start several elderly fights... but of all the questions that vex our heroes so, only one inquiry truly matters. What happened to Buck's Truck?? We'll seeeee on this ham biting episode of BIGFEETS!

Remember the Rogue Team? Sure, we all do... well, except for the AIMS team up until recently. Thrill as a blubbery gang of hardboiled eggs chase a phantom sasquatch death squad around time's flat circle! Check your GPS, we're going on a trip. Destination: MOUNTAIN MONSTERS!

This episode of Mountain Monsters is brought to you by Bass Pro Shop apparently (?) The AIMS team is on another wild hunt for a rather mild BIGFOOT... have the boys lost their lust for huntin' squatch? Are poachers the new cryptid? Who farted? Trick question. The AIMS team is never not farting... but there's another scent in the air, could it be the winds of change? We'llll see!

Get ready for trauma on this very special episode of, Huckleberry: Special Victims Unit. The AIMS team is on a mission of retribution and healing as they hunt the ASH MAN, the short king molestation monster of Wirt county! Buckle in Hucklefucks, this episode is certified All Trigger Warning! "Fat Shaq" is on the prowl and he's cumming, (sic) for YOU!

The AIMS team is at it again as they face up against Appalachian Prometheus, The GREAT FIRE APE! Master of fire... or he eats fire, or has like... fire laser powers?? With the AIMS team on the case there's no way of knowing! Join the BIGFEETS boys for this very special episode of Mountain Monsters, brought to you by AA.

The thrilling ornithological conclusion to The Raven Mocker saga! Does it get a little racisit? We'llll seeeee!

Join the BIGFEETS crew as we all learn that bigfeets are in all actuality... birds. Old lady witch birds. Who knew? The AIMS team, that's who!

The Bigfeets boys are officially reunited and stronger than ever! We watch as the AIMS team, befuddled as ever, fumble around Appalachian forests in search of the ever elusive Thunder Bros, or... maybe they're trying to evade them? There's literally no way of knowing! Grab your cheapest axe and tune in to this episode of BIGFEETS!

The Bigfeets boys watchROBERT'S BACK!! JEHESIOUS CRIPES! We thought bigfoot ate him... we really did. Our apologies, we've been stalling. Turns out, Robert Brockway has been busy sharpening the many, MANY axes it takes to defeat the Lightning Man. Never has a cryptid posed such a threat... Robert knew, far, FAR in advance. You're only alive today because ROBERT BROCKWAY sacrificed his time and sanity to shield you against the onslaught of the Lightning Man and its various Thunder Brothers. And Seanbaby's hat. Also Jason Pargin is in this episode as Jason Pargin; Author.

The unbearable weight of Robert Brockway's departure into the phantom realm leads the BIGFEETS crew to further twist and mangle format convention. How about a bad movie? WHY NOT? THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND ALL THINGS ARE HELL. According to the director of, "The Badge, the Bible and Bigfoot" this sentiment is exactly why you should watch her and exclusively her "movies." Further proof that we are made only but to suffer. Life is a farce. Seanbaby is wearing another hat, and we are all alone.

The BIGFEETS crew continue to struggle with the loss of woefully under-appreciated and some might say, handsomest man(?) Robert Brockway. Will ALASKA MONSTERS prove to be yet another hollow surrogate for the majesty that is the AIMS crew? Could such a bitter loss possibly be rectified by pale imitations of Wild Bill? Seanbaby's hats... what's up with that? Enough is enough on this episode of BIGFEETS!

Have you ever wondered what size shoe Huckleberry wears? How many pints of piss equals one Shaq? What are these rumors of a Hogzilla spin off? Just how many hats has Seanbaby stolen from the lost and found? Does Jason Pargin have a new book coming out? All these questions and more will be "answered"!

Seanbaby and Jason Pargin veer off the bigfoot path in Robert Brockway's absence to do a little investigating of their own. Is UFO COWBOYS a cryptid worthy of discovery or will the BIGFEETS boys face certain doom for moonlighting against their beloved Mountain Monsters hillbillies?

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 10 of Mountain Monsters: The Squalling Savage of Central Kentucky: The AIMS crew meanders under new leadership as Trapper reels in the face of Death's grim rictus.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 9 of Mountain Monsters: The Stonish Giant of Harrison County: The AIMS crew discover the subtle differences between flint and... flint. Mud armor, ACTIVATE!

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 8 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Ashe County: AIMS Erupts. Psychic Bigfoot's feelings were hurt in the making of this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 7 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Ashe County: AIMS Under Attack. The sterling reputation of the Cherokee Devil was irreparably damaged in the making of this episode, and there will be legal action.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 6 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Washington County. Several local children were drowned in quicksand during the making of this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 5 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Clay County. No complete breakfast was harmed in the making of this episode... unless it was missing Golden Delicious apples, packed with the hearty apple energy Yahoos need to play!

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 4 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Lincoln County. Some corn was harmed in the making of this episode (but not a lot).