Beyond Yacht Rock 2000

Lightning Round! The guys Yachtski a ton of old bone throws and other neglected songs.

The guys somehow make it through their second annual rundown of this year's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees.

A clearly conflicted David counts down the top songs from artists who sold their souls to the disco devil, or found redemption from the disco angels, depending on how you feel about disco.

The guys rate listener-suggested songs on the Yachtski Scale.

Leotards & legwarmers! Steve power-walks the guys through the best workout songs by '80s ladies.

Hunter goes no holds barred, introducing us to the terrible world of wrestlers performing their own theme songs.

The guys rate listener-suggested songs on the Yachtski Scale.

Songs that use music as an obvious metaphor for heavy duty sexual boning.

Many actors sing. Sometimes two actors from the same show sing. So, we pit co-stars against each other to find out who sang it slightly less worse. And then we kill the losers.

The guys rate songs by The Doobs, Rit, and K-Rog on the Yachtski Scale.

Dave dials you in to punk rock about how awesome and shitty radio was and is.

There were a surprising number of pop songs with dark, sexual undertones and overtones. Hollywood Steve counts down the best ones.

JD's hypocondria, toned leg muscles and surgical history loom large as songs climb aboard or are banished from the SS Yachtski.

The weight of studio personnel on the Yachtski Scale is put to the ultimate test with Randy Newman's "I Love LA."

Let coconuts and the Caribbean free you from the doldrums of everday life.

Hot Chocalate on a Three-Dog night? No thank you! The guys rate songs on the Yachtski Scale.

Could freaking QUEEN get on the boat? Holy crap.

Songs where bossy singers boss you into dancing.

The guys Yachtski several Hall & Oates requests, and start to discover Dave's true feelings about Steely Dan.

As they Yachtski Hall & Oates, Doobie Brother and another Rupert Holmes turd, the guys get loopy as Dave imagines an inappropriate getaway for youngsters.

The guys look at New York City influenced Yacht Rock.

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The guys listen to Toto IV with a live audience to figure out whether or not it's a Yacht Rock album. Taped at the Virgil in Los Angeles 7-30-17.

Hunter decides to punt on Japanese Yacht Rock until we do more research, and then has his heart broken when Sandy from Grease fails to make the boat once again.

Dave attempts to class up episode #69 by counting down songs that give us lessons in being gentlemen.

Hunter discovers the failed subgenre "Mall Yacht" with a Dara Sedaka hit, and we hear the worst song in the history of music via Rupert Holmes.

Some surprises and disappointments on this Yacht or Nyacht, but we hear some good stuff from Lionel Richie, Debarge, and Kool and the Gang.

Inspired by the return of Twin Peaks, the guys pick the best dreamy-sounding oldies that David Lynch has not used on a soundtrack...YET.

We finally address the State Cows controversy on this episode of Yacht or Nyacht with other songs by Kiss, Prince and the Climax Blues Band.

Lots o' Yacht on this episode of Yacht or Nyacht featuring Bob Welch, Starbuck, and Bob Weir.

Hey, you guys remember how much fun Moonshots were? Well JD refuses to do a sequel, so Hunter ruins the genre again by introducing Moonshots Two… THOUSAND. Get ready to be interrupted with moon laughs.

Yacht or Nyacht turns 31 and throws a Yachtski party featuring guests John Denver, Phil Lynott, Rosie Vela and Steve Perry. Bring your party hats.

An attempt to rank songs discussed prior to the discovery of the Yachtski Scale leads to some shocking discoveries, as the fellas partake in a "Speed Round" on this very special 30th mini-sode.

We were promised the silver lining of the Trump Presidency would be that artists would write better music. The boys count down the best songs about Donald Trump to see if that's true. Comedian Julian McCullough sits in for Hunter.

The guys Yachtski Barry Maniliow, Billy Ocean, and finally assign a number to a Yacht Rock standard.

Tough decisions are made featuring songs by Orleans, the Atlanta Rhythm Section, and the dreaded Eagles.

We listen to crucial songs by Matthew Wilder, Olivia Newton John and more; while evil Steve puts his finger on the scale of destiny.

A deep exploration into Sussudio reveals not only the darkness within Phil Collins, but the darkness within us all. Join us!

Cocker, Garfunkel, Mathis… these are just a few names that may or may not get on the boat according to the Yachtski scale.

On the 25th anniversary of the Yachtski scale the guys discuss Warren Zevon, Elton John, China (the band, not the land) and more!

Low-brow goes beyond the lower back when the guys countdown the top 10 songs about butt stuff.

The guys sharpen the Yachstki scale on the likes of Caldwell, Scaggs, Fagen and the enigmatic DEODATO… plus more!

A very special YoN with songs from The Tubes, Alice Cooper and an odyssey into the Hold The Line.

Modern artists give just enough homage to Motown to be considered Fauxtown.

Protest Songs about partying, a simple yet extremely righteous concept.

The guys Yachski the songs they were going to Yachtski at a live show before they were booed off the stage by a foolish mob there to see the soft rock cover band, Yacht Rock Revue. Songs include some by Kenny Loggins, Jimmy Buffett and Al Jarreau.

Duets that gross you out when you think about who's singing them to each other.

Listener suggestions rated on the Yachtski Scale, including songs by Paul Davis, Santana and Double

The guys rate songs on the Yachtski scale. Artists include Looking Glass, Raydio and Stephen Bishop.

The guys take a look at a unique Yacht sound where the smooth is roughed up with the sandpaper of southern rock and stunk up with electric piano farts.